Chapter 0500 - Love Cave House
This speech caused the stupid father to toss and turn and couldn't sleep, and he was worried about the beautiful golden cinnamon, whether he was a virgin or not?
Therefore, a notice of marriage was issued, and a large amount of bride price was sent to the future in-laws, including a large fish weighing ten catties......
The in-laws received a lot of dowries, and they invited a large number of relatives and guests, carrying a large sedan chair, and personally sent the golden cinnamon here. At that time, the onlookers were crowded, and even the houses were full of people in order to watch this happy marriage......
That night, that is, the night of candles in the cave room, the bride wore a red hijab, and could not see her face, and the black and stupid father was so anxious that he turned around like an ant on a hot pot, and he couldn't open the damn red hijab.
Time passed by second by second, and the black stupid dad couldn't wait, the dry wood that he had been holding back for nearly forty years was about to burn......
However, when the man fell on the bed, the damned bridal outfit, as if it had grown in flesh, and despite his great efforts, he could not fulfill this wish, so he had to kneel on the bed and beg face to face: "Bride, have mercy on me!
This sentence really worked, the bride's red hijab was gone, and the bridal outfit that grew in the flesh flew out, and what appeared in front of her was a very beautiful woman.
Black Silly Dad is going crazy, like a hungry wolf...... The sheets rolled and rolled, and I couldn't wait to collapse the bed, relieving forty years of hunger...... There are women around me, and the days go by quickly, immersed in sexual happiness every day, like soaking in a honey pot......
The problem came out; after a few years, the bride would not conceive; seeking medical treatment everywhere was ineffective; instead, she was targeted; quietly following behind the black stupid father, she violently attacked him with a stick, and hit him on the head hard, and her brain was confused, the world was spinning, she couldn't stand, her body was weak, and she fell to the ground, and she didn't know it......
When Huang Jingui found out, he begged someone to bring him to his house, and called for several local doctors to drag him back from the line of death, but since then, his speech has been so slurred, and his mouth is often drooling......
After listening to this story, I still couldn't understand in my heart: "Since Huang Jingui can't have children, how did the black transformation come about?"
The village woman had no choice but to introduce: "The woman is too beautiful, the tree is so popular, there are always some greedy men staring; maybe the black change is the ......."
The more I listened, the more wrong it became; black turned into black smoke, and even if Huang Jingui had an affair with the villagers, it was impossible for the child he gave birth to to turn into black smoke?
The village woman couldn't answer this question, so the case was cloned with a layer of mystery; whose child is the black change?
Phoenix Flower whispered to me: "This question is not simple?
I saw that he was still squatting on the ground, holding his head tightly in his hands, lying on his laps, sobbing, and I couldn't think of any good way to communicate with her, so I had to shake my head......
Phoenix Hua understood in her heart, stared at her and shouted: "Don't cry!
This sentence really worked, and Huang Jingui heard it
sound, rubbed his eyes, wiped his tears, raised his head, cried and cried, stared at the phoenix flower for a while, and then moved his gaze to my face......
Just left me a chance, stared down at her, and asked, "I heard that you can't have children, so is it your child after all?"
It's a tricky question, and there's a lot of privacy involved, and Huang Gui doesn't say a word......
Phoenix Flower stared at her with sharp eyes and threatened: "If you don't tell the truth, you will probably sit through the prison." ”
This sentence is quite scary! Huang Jingui thought about it left and right, and said: "I didn't commit a crime, why should I go to prison?"
I couldn't find an answer, but the phoenix flower said, "What do you say? Isn't it a crime to steal a man and get a baby? So, tell me, what is it called?"
These words scared Huang Jingui out of a cold sweat, and he thought for a long time before asking: "Why do you say that I am stealing a man? Could it be that you saw it with your own eyes?"
Phoenix Hua was disdainful, glared at her eyes and said cool words: "What do you see? How else do you look at it? Isn't the black transformation your child? Since you officials can't have children, where does the child come from?"
This sentence is like the general of Xiangqi, Lao Wang is choked by the hindsight, if he can't move anymore, the only thing to wait for is death......
Huang Jingui's heart was cold, and he couldn't find an answer, crying like a child, covering his face tightly with his hands, and not speaking......
What if she doesn't speak? I can only shout: "Get up! Answer the questions well!"
Huang Jingui suddenly stood up, jumped up, shook his hand vigorously and howled: "Let me answer what?"
The matchmaker saw it in her heart, understood better than anyone else, and whispered into my ear and said, "There are too many people; even if she wants to answer, and she is afraid that others will know, why don't you change places?
From the theoretical analysis, there is no problem, but in practice, I don't know if it will work? I pondered for a while, and whispered to Phoenix Flower......
Phoenix Hua beckoned to the golden cinnamon and shouted, "Don't cry! ”
This sentence really worked, Huang Jingui's crying suddenly stopped, wiped his tears, and slowly came to me and asked, "What are you discussing?"
I looked around and saw that there were people everywhere, so I whispered into her ear, "I'll keep it a secret for you, it doesn't matter who you are with, whose child is the key black change?"
This sentence was very stimulating, and Huang Jingui walked around, thinking about it for a long time, before he came over and said a lot into my ear - what should be said, what should not be said, and what should not be said, and his eyes were very expectant. I knew in my heart that I was afraid that she would not be at ease, so I whispered into my ear again......
The matchmaker and the phoenix flower brazenly pricked up their ears to eavesdrop, and although Huang Jingui dodged, he was still heard......
Phoenix Flower felt that the problem was very serious, and whispered to me: "Husband, you must catch the black smoke man, otherwise, if you continue to develop, Phoenix Mountain will soon be occupied by the descendants of the black smoke man." ”
I was dumbfounded, and I knew in my heart that this was not only a problem of a flower picker, but also a big problem related to the complete pollution of the entire Phoenix Mountain...... The essential
How can I catch the damn Smoky Man?
Phoenix Flower moved her gaze to the matchmaker's face, and didn't need to answer, I understood in my heart, and discussed with the matchmaker: "What good plan do you have?"
When the matchmaker heard this, she jumped up and shouted, "Don't look for me!" Let's go find someone else! You can see it, these people blame me for all the strangeness!"
So, who else can I look for? I searched the memories in my brain, and there were only a few people around me; phoenix flowers can't do it, and they don't have the ability to do it even if they are wet; not to mention the blue winding and beef two goods.
Phoenix Flower was not so stupid, and whispered to me: "This is called prevarication, except for the matchmaker, there is no second person who can arrest the flower thief......"
What are you talking about? I'm afraid I don't understand? If you offend the matchmaker, who can do anything?
The phoenix's eyes turned in her sockets a dozen times, and she whispered into my ear, "This is the only way; ”
I was very unconvinced by her bad ideas! When I calmed down and thought about it carefully, I realized that it was really a good idea. So, he turned his eyes to all the villagers and said, "You have two choices, the first is to cooperate with the arrest of the black smoker, and the second is to give up, everyone knows that I am tired, and I should rest......
When the villagers of Fenghuang Mountain heard this, they were flustered; if they chose to give up, wouldn't the secrets hidden in the hearts of the villagers be exposed? What a shame would this beg? One by one, they knelt down in front of me and begged for some reason: "Master Guan, you can't give up!" So many people are waiting for the result. ”
I really couldn't find an answer, I really didn't want to take care of it, and the phoenix flower gestured beside me and said, "Is it useful to ask the official master?
The villagers were very angry one by one, and pointed their fingers at Huang Jingui's face and scolded: "Little slut! It's the black transformation you shouted for;
Huang Jingui pulled the weeping horse face and wanted to argue for herself: "Who has no children? Is it wrong for me to let her release my son?"
The villagers didn't listen to this, the key was that their own vital interests were harmed, and with an angry hand, they pointed directly at Huang Jingui's face and scolded: "Slut, is that little boy your son? Do you have the ability to call him out? Don't let a mouse shit spoil a pot of porridge, we will tear down your house and smash your dog's head again! Let you die more ugly than a corpse......
Huang Jingui only has a mouth and a pair of hands, and he can't scold others, and he can't beat others, so he secretly hides behind me and cries.
Phoenix Flower also couldn't tolerate it, dragged her up alive, and jumped up and yelled: "Get out!
Everybody knew that this was in her house, and why did she look so embarrassed, and even helpless, and was about to collapse completely, so I had to stand up and say, "Don't mess around anymore! Let's get an idea, everybody?"
This sentence calmed down the villagers, and they conveyed their meaning with a confused gaze, and knelt on the ground and begged: "Master Official, please take up your mind! You must catch the black smoke man!"
I stared at the matchmaker from afar, beckoned her to come to me, and whispered into my ear, "People don't talk anymore, you should make a statement?"
This sentence gave the matchmaker confidence, and she announced to all the kneeling villagers: "If you catch the black smoke man again, no matter what he becomes, you must listen to me!"
(End of chapter)
Immortal Dao Saint Venerable