"Okay!" The leader who knelt on the ground was still a stupid red mother, and his voice was the loudest: "Please beg the matchmaker!"

Now that things are almost done, I have to have an attitude: "Get up! The matchmaker is trying to figure out a way for you." Mobile"

As soon as the words were spoken, the matchmaker flew out of the most dilapidated part of the house......

In addition to the dense crowd of people in this house, the front and back of the house are full of villagers. Think about it, where there are hundreds of people, how big a house does it take to fit it?

As soon as the matchmaker left, everyone followed closely like a swarm of bees, and I and the phoenix flower were among the people, and after flying for a while, we arrived......

It was still the original river, the sun moved to the west, only a bamboo pole high, and it was about to set......

If I don't arrange it, no one will take care of it, and the matchmaker won't come to discuss it with me, and I will look around in the river, flash out the little tin can, suck left and right at the river, and find nothing......

The villagers watched from the sidelines and found a question: if this continues, will they be able to catch the black smoker?

In the blink of an eye, it was dark, and the villagers became blind one by one, touching each other with their hands, touching one by one, and unconsciously moving to the bank of the river to hide.

The matchmaker was not afraid at all, and threw the small tin can in her hand, which became twenty times larger, and her mouth was facing downward, and she was facing the place where the backwater of the river was the largest......

The formation has been set, but will there be any black smoke people coming out of the water? Everyone will wait and see, and the villagers will not see any of them, like blind people.

Phoenix Flower and I naturally returned to the position we had waited for, staring at it with both eyes, and our hearts beat involuntarily, could the Smoky Man really come out of that place?

As the clock ticked by, my eyes saw through it, and I didn't see the smoky man coming out? Did it leave a big question mark in my brain?

The phoenix flower was very uncomfortable beside me, and whispered into my ear: "Husband, I can't hold it anymore, anyway, no one will see it, and you can also be blessed on the ridge!"

I pointed my finger at the matchmaker and whispered, "No! Her eyes are very sharp, and if she finds out, not only will she not catch the black smoker, but she will also cause a lot of trouble." ”

Phoenix Flower shook her body vigorously and coquettishly: "People have been waiting for you for a long time, and it is not easy to have a chance, but if you give up, you have to wait;

I wouldn't be stupid enough to believe her words, and whispered into the ears of the phoenix flower a hundred times: "I only have you in my heart......!

At this moment, Silly Hong's mother somehow touched my side, grabbed it with her hand and said, "Master Guan, I heard you talking, will it scare the black smoker away?"

I thought she was really here for this, and I foolishly told her, "Our voices are so low that the smoky people can't hear them;

The silly red mother was not silly, and asked me quietly: "Why can I hear your words? My position is about the same as the position of the backwater in the river, and it is better for everyone to stop talking, okay?"

I just thought about making love with my husband here while it was dark, but I didn't expect her to step on it; wouldn't it disturb other people's good deeds?

Silly Hong's mother couldn't see the face of the horse pulled down by the phoenix flower, so she whispered to me: "Master Guan, if you are too tired, our house is empty, do you want me to take you to rest?"

Listening to her, you will know that there is a purpose; who does not understand; there are officials in her family; once she finds out, and she spreads propaganda everywhere, can I still stay in this place? I have to say: "I can't go anywhere now, the critical moment has come!"

Phoenix Flower suddenly shouted loudly: "Caught it, look!"

I moved my eyes to the place where the river was backwatered, and found that a puff of black smoke was sucked in by the big tin can, and my body shrank and flew into the matchmaker's hand; and the matchmaker gasped and was very surprised! I gently ran my hand over the mouth of the can, covered it with a layer of white film, and jumped up and shouted: "Caught it! Come and see?"

The villagers stood up from the bank of the river, stretched out their hands, and went around blindly, hitting one by one, and actually came to the matchmaker's side, squeezed one by one to the mouth of the tin can, looked at it for a long time and asked, "Where is it? Why didn't I see it?"

The matchmaker understood better than anyone else, staring at the villagers and asking, "Can you see the situation around you?"

Several villagers said blindly, "Yes, yes, I can't see how they came to you?"

It's really telling nonsense with your eyes open, and if you can't see, you can't see, what do you say?

I stood high on the edge of the ridge and shouted, "Don't say it! Take good care of it, and when it is dawn, you will see it." ”

The villagers were more and more active and clamored: "I have an oil lamp at home, I have to run home to get it." ”

Phoenix Flower stood beside me and shouted: "Villagers, pay attention! It is useless to take the oil lamp back, the wind here is very strong, and it will be blown out in a while! Everyone should wait!"

When he finished speaking, no one listened, but he watched with his own eyes, touched one by one, flew up blindly, and disappeared after a while...... The silly red mother next to me also followed unconsciously......

There were fewer and fewer villagers in the river, but not one of them came back with oil lamps, and when everyone got impatient, they saw a little light in the distance, and dangled to the matchmaker......

This is an oil lamp with a lampshade, which is finely workmanlike, and can be used as a cultural relic; but the villagers want to use it, and they keep lighting a fire; they look at the tin can, and the inside is so black that they can't see anything clearly; the brain immediately draws a question mark: "Have you caught the black smoker?"

The villagers around her talked a lot, and with a little light, they came to a conclusion: "Not at all, the matchmaker is going to deceive people again?"

Many of the villagers who echoed it snorted blindly: "If we don't sleep late at night, we are specially guarding to catch the black smoker; once we are deceived, what will we feel like in our hearts? We should be accommodating to each other?"

The more I listened, the more annoyed I became, and I shouted: "Don't be verbose anymore!" If you don't catch it, you won't be able to know it until dawn, and you can't make unreasonable fuss and complicate the problem!"

The villagers didn't listen to me and talked nonsense: the most annoying of them was the following sentence: "The matchmaker is pulling the red line, let her catch demons, won't she laugh at the dead?

The matchmaker's lungs were about to explode! I was tired of hearing this, and with a wave of her big hand, there were seven or eight fairy lanterns hanging in the air, as bright as the sun, and they were pointed at in tin cans for everyone to see......

Most of the villagers ran away

There wasn't much left, squeezing around, sticking their heads to the mouth of the tin can one by one, looking in at the transparent and translucent film; they found that they were vague, they couldn't see the bottom, and they didn't know what was underneath; they made a loud noise: "No?

First of all, the matchmaker didn't believe what she caught, could it be fake? She put her head on the membrane and looked in; she thought it was black smoke, but when she looked closely with her fairy eye, she found that there was nothing; she felt very strange; she asked, "Where did it go?"

The more the phoenix flower listened, the more wrong it became, she stuck her head on it and changed it to an invisible eye, and found that the black smoke was covering the bottom of the tin can, and it did not become a person, and said, "I saw it, you should have a blind eye, right?"

The matchmaker was very depressed! Switched to the contact eye, just as Phoenix Flower said, and suddenly, she was very excited and said: "If you catch it, you will catch it, and it's not fake at all!"

Several of the village women looked at me again, but there was still nothing, and they suspected that Phoenix Flower and the matchmaker were working together to deceive people, so they couldn't help but move their eyes to my face and shouted: "Master Guan, you can also come and see, is it inside?"

I don't want to see this thing, I've seen it more than anything so magical, it's still black smoke if I don't look at it, but the village women have this kind of request, I have to give some face, and stick out my head to look at it with the invisible eye on the tip of my nose; I didn't find a miracle, it's still what the phoenix said.

Although the village women believed what I said, they still had doubts in their hearts, what if the official lord also lied to us? Phoenix Flower and the matchmaker all knew about it, and they were the people from the official master's side.

I don't want to answer this: no matter what you do, there will be people who doubt, so let them doubt forever! Anyway, the black smoke has been caught, and if you want to find a way to turn him into a human, what should you do?

The rooster didn't crow, and the sky quietly lit up; the matchmaker put away the fairy lantern, the sun couldn't wait so long, and the light shone far away on the top of Phoenix Mountain, and the area became larger and larger, and in a blink of an eye, the mountain was covered with ......

The first village woman came, not holding an oil lamp in her hand, and shouted from afar: "Master Guan, I am so sleepy! I just close my eyes at home, and the sky will dawn!"

Listening to the voice, you can tell that it is a stupid red mother; her head is crossed high, wearing a long red dress, and her face is fluttering softly, and she has not had time to ask; the village women are gossiping and explaining the situation just now......

Silly Hong's mother couldn't wait to stare at the mouth of the tin can and look at it, but there was nothing, and asked, "Where is the black smoke you are talking about?"

When I think about it, I have to ask, "Do you have an invisible eye? People only see it with it?"

Silly Hong's mother didn't, and she was embarrassed to say it, so she bragged in front of all the villagers: "What do you want that thing for? Break the film, won't you see it?" After speaking, she didn't make a sound, and poked her fingers a few times on the film at the mouth of the can, revealing a hole, and before she could stretch her head over......

With a "whew," a black smoke came out of the hole in the membrane finger and flew higher and higher into the sky......

Or the villagers who just came shouted: "What are you doing with it? Black smoke has escaped, don't you know?"

Silly Hong's mother suddenly came back to her senses, she was busier than anyone else, and rushed straight up with her legs, and the matchmaker followed closely, but I didn't want to move at all, and most of the villagers followed to catch up......

I took a closer look with the eye of fire, and found that the black smoke flew into the black cloud and disappeared; the stupid red mother, the matchmaker, and the villagers circled around the black cloud, and searched for a long time, but they couldn't find it, and turned back to me and shouted: "Master Guan, come up quickly!"

These people are really wine bags and rice bags! What should I do if they call me when they have no choice? Who calls me their parent official? I have to take care of it!

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable