What kind of joke can make people want to cry? It's a difficult question.

The pirates in front of them are all rough men with five big and three thick, and they only have strategies for eating, drinking, and playing in their minds, thinking about this brain-burning problem so anxiously that they scratch their ears and cheeks, and from time to time they have to bear the whipping of the soul of the old man surnamed Yu.

Finally, a pirate seemed to have opened his mind, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Old fairy, a contemptible person thinks of a joke that will definitely make you happy and sad and want to cry." ”

"That's a lot of nonsense, talk!"

"Ahem...... That is true. The pirate pondered for a while, and then said with some embarrassment: "The old man is seventy-eight this year, and he has no children, no daughters, and no home. ”

"How's this joke, isn't it fun? hahaha......"

The pirate threw his back up and laughed, laughing and laughing, and heard a cry mixed in it, but saw him wiping his nose like a child, indescribably desolate.

The pirates laughed at first, but then they were infected, and when they thought about their situation, they also choked with sorrow, and they really heard a joke and wept themselves.

The old man surnamed Yu sighed, and unceremoniously clicked the big stick in his hand at a few people, but this time it didn't hurt the soul, and the pure crushing interrupted their crying rhythm.

Watching a group of old men crying in front of him, the picture is not beautiful at all, he can't cry.

"Okay, okay, do you think I brought you here just to hear you cry here?"

Although he did find a lot of things to embarrass them, just to listen to them cry and mourn, he would not admit it if he was killed.

He continued to flicker, "Ahem...... I look at a few of you, when you were young, although you were deeply involved in the killing and had a lot of cause and effect, the merits of the past ten years were enough to erase the previous sins. ”

"I intend to accept you into my mountain gate......"

Before he finished speaking, all the pirates were displeased, and they knelt down and kowtowed, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's three bows!"

"Ahem...... What are you doing in such a hurry? I mean...... Accept you into my mountain gate...... Be a mountain ranger. ”

It was a long time ago, but it was a misunderstanding.

Everyone stood up in disappointment, and said weakly: "Old immortal, we are all old, it is the time to take care of the heavens, how to do such a job as patrolling the mountains?"

Even if you can do it, you don't want to do it, who wants to work hard while lying down?

"If the old immortal is short of people, I can go to Zhang Luo for you, and you will be full of talents, and it will be very lively. ”

"That's right! It's so big here, and the fairy aura is ethereal, but it's a little deserted, and it should be let outsiders come and liven it up. ”

The old man surnamed Yu grinned and clapped his hands in praise, "Okay! I've been looking for a few candidates here, and I'm asking you to bring them for me. ”

"This is a small task, set a unified time for you, three days later at this hour, whoever brings people first will be given rewards, pills, exercises, everything. Whoever is the last one, then sorry, he will face severe punishment, whether he lives or dies, it is all up to God's will. ”

"Don't even think about running, old arms and legs, you can't outrun so many of my demon beasts. ”

After speaking, the old man surnamed Yu took out a bunch of scrolls and handed one to everyone.

On it are the avatars of all kinds of young people, names, places of origin, age and other information, there are men and women, but they all have a characteristic, the men are handsome, the women are beautiful, and there is a feeling of wanting to commit a crime when you see it.

The most amazing thing is that the avatar is lifelike, it seems to have dyed a person, and it is exactly the same as a real person.

Where have the pirates seen such a skill, they were stunned for a while.

I don't know, what kind of immortal magic method this is? Everyone couldn't help but float through such a sentence in their hearts, and their eyes were full of envy.

didn't wait for everyone to marvel too much, the old man surnamed Yu summoned the flying demon beast and sent a few people out in one go.

Several people were scattered on the territory of the Lingyin Continent, carried by the flying demon beast, and each went to its own destination.

The people they are looking for are all over the world, and it is really hard to find.

There was a groom official, riding a tall horse, walking on the road to marriage with a red face. Just about to lead the bride out of the sedan chair, she was robbed coldly. In the end, only a lonely bride and the frightened horse were left behind.

One of them was being pursued by a beast, and he was about to die on the spot, and he fell into the belly of the beast. A tornado blew, but the beast pounced, and the food that was almost in its mouth was inexplicably gone.

Before he could open his eyes and take a closer look, the tornado blew it up the cliff.

The next one is a girl in the Red Mansion, who has just experienced being sold by her relatives, and she is about to be cheaper with a fat head and big ears.

The window suddenly opened, and a rough man jumped in, and directly beat the old man Zhu, who was already fat, and he was even more mellow, almost not even recognizing his mother.

The girl was lifted into the air, and she didn't know where she was, looking at the clouds around her, the wind was blowing, and under a burst of dizziness, she fainted.

The rest, like this, were found. The three days were fast in coming, and everyone rushed back to the island one after another.

The last one was the pirate who was carrying the girl of the Red Mansion, who still had the girl's vomit on his body, and he was indescribably disgusting.

But this girl has a fear of heights, and she has vomited dozens of times in the past three days. In order to prevent the girl from vomiting to death, the two had to go up a lot slowly. Because of this, he came back an hour late.

The old man surnamed Yu was really an old man who did what he said, and he actually arranged for him to live with a demon beast with a burst temper for ten days.

How the demon beast tortured this pirate in the following days, no one wants to think about it, it is really too tragic.

Looking at those beautiful men and women, the old man surnamed Yu would not take pity on them, and gave them all the work he had arranged for the pirates before.

As for these pirates, hehe, when they thought they were fine, they could enjoy the spoils of war and practice with medicine, but they were told that they needed to do something for the old man surnamed Yu, to get him something, which is said to be the best sword that is rare in a thousand years, and was born on the top of Dongshan.

In the process, they need to pass through a swampy wasteland to prevent themselves from falling into a pit, and they don't know how to die.

I also have to pass through the hills full of poisonous insects, trying not to be gnawed by these little creatures and lose their bones.

Passing through a dangerous area of quicksand, they could see a boulder suspended in mid-air. There was a magical sword stuck in the stone.

And their task is to find a way to climb to the top and take the sword back to the old man surnamed Yu.

How high is the boulder? A few people in the shape of stacked arhats can barely touch the bottom of the boulder, and there is still a little distance from getting the sword, but it is just one person behind.

Worse than the guy who was punished in the monster's den. Everyone didn't think about it, and they knew that the old man surnamed Yu did it on purpose.

After being spoofed so many times, they have lost their former vigilance and awe, and they have seen through the old man surnamed Yu one by one.

Several of them scratched their heads, but finally returned with a full load and took the sword off.

It's just that the things they got back from their adventures were given to one of the pirates by the old man surnamed Yu, "This sword is as sharp as clay, just for you." ”

can have such a good weapon, even if it is useless, men love it in their bones. The pirate hurriedly stepped forward to thank him.

"Thank you for the gift!"

"Ahem...... You don't have to be grateful. In order not to ruin the heavens, I hope you can chop the pile of firewood in the corner of the wall for me, don't be lazy. ”

As soon as the old man surnamed Yu finished speaking, the face of the pirate holding the sword changed color all of a sudden.

The pile of firewood, it looks so familiar, ten years ago, the old man surnamed Yu used it to rectify them, but I didn't expect that they were all here, and they still didn't get rid of this fate.

"What are you grinding? I'll only give you three days' work, if you can't do it, go to the monster's den and replace your companions!"

"This ...... Old immortal, if you say it's a reward, why is it a punishment?"

The pirate with the sword felt that the sword in his hand was like a hot potato, and he hated to lose it immediately.

The old man surnamed Yu said expressionlessly: "Heh...... The reward has been given to you, then Chai He can be chopped if you can, if you can't chop, just wait to go to the demon beast's den, it's as simple as that, how can there be so much nonsense to talk about, let me get out of the way and play!"

The old man surnamed Yu waved his hand, and the pirate holding the sword, like a kite pulled by a thread, involuntarily flew towards the pile of firewood.

Impartial, standing there uprightly.

He looked back at the old man surnamed Yu, gritted his teeth, and angrily waved his sword and slashed it.

After the sound of "ding dong" sounded, not surprisingly, bursts of sparks rushed (. . . Shooting out, looking at the mountains of branches, he continued to do it in despair, and he had the posture of not splitting the sword into slag and vowing not to give up.

The rest of the pirates watched this scene, and they were still a little jealous in their hearts, so they went to get the sword together, but he got it, and no one else caught anything.

Seeing his fate at this time, I couldn't help but be glad that I wasn't looked at by the old man surnamed Yu.

It's just that their happiness came a little earlier, how could the old man surnamed Yu let them go?

"Thank you for your great help along the way, in order to express my gratitude, I set up two tables for a banquet in the front of the blue jacaranda flower gallery, with wine and meat, and you can eat and drink well. ”

As he spoke, the old man surnamed Yu led the way in front and quickly led everyone to the intoxicating blue jacaranda flower corridor.

A hearty gluttonous feast appeared in front of everyone so suddenly, such a dazzling array of delicacies, people were dizzying, and they were almost not excited.

Several people were eating and drinking, unspeakably happy, and they had eaten the mountain of delicacies until they stopped.

"Poof...... Puff ......"

A pungent stench came, and the feeling of the uproar came so violently that as soon as a few people stood up, they were extremely embarrassed, and they actually had incontinence.

How humiliating is that? At an old age, you have to go through this. The men fled in disarray, ran to the edge of the island, and jumped into the deep blue sea.

They are not looking for short-sightedness, but just to clean up their own personal filth.

It's just that it's easy to go down and hard to come up. When a few people finally cleaned up and were about to go ashore, they saw that the old man surnamed Yu was like a fisherman, holding a fishing rod without a fishing line in his hand, and knocking everyone from time to time.

When I hit it, I felt the hot pain where I was beaten. How does this make!

Several people are also clever masters, and in order not to be beaten, they have dived into the deep sea and scattered.

It's just that the fishing rod of the old man surnamed Yu is not an ordinary product, no matter where they flee, they will always be accurately hit on the back.

Even so, they did not escape from the sea and were pulled to shore. The rod was like a flexible whip, curling and dragging the man back.

I don't know how long they were beaten like this, but when the pirates thought that the other party was going to kill them, the old man surnamed Yu finally showed mercy and pulled them back to shore with a fishing rod.

"Ahem...... Look at a few of you, after this polishing, your face is full of red. It's so enviable, tsk ......."

The old man surnamed Yu said that the mouth was lively, and the pirates really didn't even bother to say such a thing as begging to be spared.

Year after year, day after day, finally one day, the old man surnamed Yu couldn't hold back anymore and was ready to go to the Lingyin Continent to find trouble.

Zhonghai couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that it was over like this, and the old man surnamed Yu would never come to torture them again.

There were more than a dozen men and women they brought back, all of whom were people who could cultivate themselves, except for the activities that needed to take care of the demon beasts on weekdays, they were left to concentrate on cultivation and ignore what was going on outside the window.

Seeing that the cultivation of this group of people is growing rapidly, they have changed from ordinary Xiaobai to hall masters, and no one is higher than others.

But I don't know that the spit is like a customized net, and everything is a little colored.

This group of pirates is not so lucky, they can be noticed by the old man surnamed Yu, he doesn't know what's going on in his heart, and a few thoughts suddenly pop up.

"You go out with me to practice, if it makes me happy, maybe, I really accept you as an apprentice. ”

After the old man surnamed Yu finished speaking, he didn't wait for a few people to agree, and with a wave of his big sleeves, a few people fell on the back of the demon beast like a piece of paper, and were dragged out of the door by him to practice.

This time, it has left a lot of things that make people laugh and cry.

On the street......

"Whose toddler is crying here? Is it lost? Good, don't cry! Let's go, the old man will take you to find your father!"

Everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, in the face of an innocent young child, who could bear to do it?

They were so happy that Dazai, the claw of the old man surnamed Yu, was this child.