Section 852 Three Evils Action

Section 852 Three Evils Action

"The Immeasurable Tribulation is coming?" the monkey frowned, "Really, why haven't I gotten any news?"

"Such a big thing, can I talk nonsense?" Poor Dao smiled bitterly: "It's absolutely true, my master and the Buddha already have a premonition!"

"Haha!" The monkey suddenly laughed loudly: "Come on, come on! Isn't it the immeasurable tribulation, my old grandson has not been afraid of anything!

"That's good!" Forget worry also smiled and echoed: "This is the appearance of a fight to defeat the Buddha, there is a way for soldiers to block, water to cover the earth, just fight, what about the little immeasurable heavenly tribulation?"

"Haha, it's still a little interesting for my younger brother and sister, not like this little calf's nose, but looking forward and backward!" The monkey saw my sad face, and immediately began to sarcastically: "Aren't you really scared?"

"Alas, I don't care about myself, it's just that the group of ladies in the family are not strong, I'm a little worried!" Poor Dao then laughed: "Aren't you worried about Chang'e at all?"

"Yes!" Chang'e immediately glared.

The monkey hurriedly said: "How come, as long as my grandson is here, who will still move her hair!"

"Haha, monkeys will also flamboy!" "Forget worry and smile: "The progress is not small!"

The monkey's face suddenly turned red, and he didn't dare to say more. Chang'e suddenly sighed and said, "Alas. I know I'm a burden, if the situation is not good, I will make a decision, husband, don't worry about me, be sure to take care of yourself!"

"What nonsense!" said the monkey, with a straight face, "Who dares to touch a single hair of your hair." I have to step over my grandson's corpse to do it! Don't say more about these frustrating words!"

"yes. It doesn't have to be that bad!" Forget Worry also comforted.

"You don't have to lie to me, how can I say that I have also been in the heavenly court for tens of thousands of years, and I have heard of the immeasurable horror of the heavenly tribulation, and the last time in order to survive the tribulation, the two ancient gods were destroyed, even including super masters like Nuwa Niangniang, and the rest of the immortals. It is said that I am a weak woman who doesn't know how to fight, where is there any chance of surviving?" Chang'e shook her head and smiled bitterly.

"Not necessarily, not necessarily!" said with a smile: "The last time the Immeasurable Heavenly Tribulation came too suddenly, but this time we have been prepared for a long time, and we will definitely not have the damage of the last time." ”

"I hope so!" Chang'e smiled. However, judging from the sorrow brought out of the corners of her eyes and eyebrows, she was still very worried.

"Sister Chang'e, look!" "Forget worry suddenly said: "I know your strength is not strong. So I specially found two talisman treasures for you. As he spoke, he handed Chang'e two magic weapons, one was a colorful heavenly robe, and the other was a five-element exquisite pagoda, both of which were talisman magic weapons of the five elements attributes, which were most suitable for Chang'e's practice Yu Nu Zhenjing people to use.

After all, Chang'e is a person in the heavenly court. Seeing extraordinary, he saw the power of these two magic weapons at a glance, and hurriedly said: "Oh my God, I'm afraid this is a treasure left by the ancient gods, right?"

"Yes, I inherited the mantle of the co-worker, this is what he left behind!" said with a smile.

"Oh, this is too valuable, I can't ask for it!" Chang'e hurriedly excused herself.

"Just take it, and to be honest, there are really few people besides you who can fully use their power right now!" Forget said with a smile.

"yes. You can take it!" Poor Dao then laughed, "Actually." This thing has already entered the eyes of the monkey, and this thief ancestor can still run away from the ground thing? He's going to have to steal it later, so why bother!"

"Haha!" the monkey laughed and said, "Count you as a kid, Chang'e, you can accept it!"

Seeing the monkey speak, Chang'e said, "Thank you so much, brother and sister!"

"No need for Sheera!" said the monkey, turning his face to me, "what about my share?"

"You monkey!" Poor Dao laughed and scolded, and then handed him the prepared things and said, "Take it!"

The poor road to the monkey was a little man made of water, with a blurred face, an uneven body, and an ugly one. After the monkey took it, he looked surprised and said with a smile: "Good baby, the aura is so rich, it must be very powerful, right?"

"This isn't an offensive magic weapon!" said Poor Dao with a smile.

"Is that a talisman?" said the monkey, curiously.

"Your skin is thick enough, of course you don't need it!" Poor Dao smiled bitterly: "This is an auxiliary magic weapon, called a water puppet!"

"Auxiliary?" As soon as he heard that it had nothing to do with fighting, the monkey suddenly lost interest and said listlessly, "What is that for?"

"It can take damage instead of you, if during the battle, there is an attack that injures you, then the damage you receive will be transferred to the water golem, even if you are cut down by me with the Haotian Divine Sword, you also have a chance to live, of course, the water golem also has a limit, he is exactly the same as your physical fitness, once you are injured to the fatal level, then he will be destroyed, and you will have to bear it yourself if you are injured again!"

"Good thing, doesn't that mean I have one more life?" the monkey immediately became excited, and then asked with a smile, "If the attack can't break through my defenses, will the water golem be injured?"

"Of course not, only attacks that can make you injured will be transferred!" Poor Dao smiled: "In terms of your perverted defense, there are not many chances of being injured, and the chance of being fatal is even smaller, so this thing is just right for you!"

"Haha!" The monkey laughed repeatedly: "Okay, it's really good, it's too little, what if it's broken?"

"Damn!" Poor Dao smiled bitterly: "What do you think this is? Give me a few more? Tell you, this is made by the Gonggong God himself." No one else can make it but him. And when it comes to us, there is only this one!"

"Okay monkey, don't be dissatisfied!" "Forget worry and smiled: "As long as this thing is not completely destroyed, it can be repaired after being injured, it will only take some time!"

"Oops, such a good thing. Why don't you keep it?" Chang'e hurriedly persuaded: "He has rough skin and thick meat, and he is not afraid of beating." You're not as beaten as he is, are you?"

"Hehe, sister, don't worry, I have the protection of the Youshui Divine Palace, who can hurt me? If even the Youshui Divine Palace can't protect me, even if there is a water puppet, it won't help, if people can kill me once, they can kill me twice!" He has a doppelganger technique of gasification and three clearings, as long as one doppelganger does not die, it will be fine, and he has many magic weapons, and he has many tricks, so there is absolutely no problem in terms of safety!"

"Haha, that's right, it's still my old grandson who is weak. Then you're welcome!" The monkey quickly put things away after speaking, as if he were afraid that we would regret it. It made us laugh for a while.

Then, at last, the monkey remembered that he was the landlord, and immediately ordered the wine and food to greet us. At the banquet, everyone drank happily and was very happy. Unconsciously, this topic touched on the remaining forces in the divine realm, and the monkey said to us: "Now, the entire divine realm has basically been controlled by the heavenly court, except for the Greek gods in the west, where are they still crooked, if it weren't for the fact that they are Athena's relatives, I would have knocked on the door a long time ago!"

"I don't have such relatives!" said Forget Sorrow viciously, "I was eaten into the stomach by my father when I was born, and his ridiculous reason was that he was afraid that I would grow up and usurp the throne. Cut, with his strength, it is impossible to foresee something so far away, this is clearly nonsense. Wait until I finally get out. He made things difficult for me in every way. If I hadn't made great contributions to foreign wars, I am afraid that I would have been eradicated by him long ago. My father is going to kill me. My uncles coveted my beauty, my mother and sisters were jealous of my beauty, well, I was a superfluous person in that filthy family, no, to be precise, I should be a thorn in the side of all of them, a thorn in the flesh, and they wished I was dead for them to be happy!"

Seeing that Forget Worry was so angry, Poor Dao hurriedly pulled her into his arms and comforted: "Don't be afraid, everything has me, and none of them can do anything to you!" But that being said, my face was also very ugly. In any case, the last time we were calculated by Jesus, the three Zeus brothers actually went out en masse, clearly with the intention of putting us to death!

The monkey also scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "But in our Eastern God Realm, filial piety always comes first, alas, so even though I know how bad those bastards are, it's not good to deal with them for you?"

"Then I'll deal with it myself!" Forget Worry suddenly stood up and said: "Although it has been decades since the incident, I originally wanted to listen to my husband and forget that grievance, but I don't know what's going on, every time I think of everything they did to me, I can't help but cry angrily! I'm sorry husband, I can let you down." ”

"Hehe, silly girl, you're just angry, they are indeed too much, but, anyway, they are also your dearest, I don't want you to have their blood on your hands, this is a matter of morality, I must not be careless!" said Poor Dao solemnly.

"Well, but~" Forget the sorrow and crawl in my arms and cry. The once majestic female god of war finally revealed her weak side in the face of the betrayal of her loved ones. However, in comparison, I like her more now, because this is a human person, not a cold stone.

"Okay!" Poor Dao smiled and patted her on the shoulder, and then laughed: "It's not easy for our three evils to get together once today!

"Okay, good!" As soon as the monkey heard my words, he immediately jumped excitedly, and hurriedly agreed: "This idea is good, since I became this bullshit Jade Emperor, my grandson can only be honestly carried in the past few decades, and it is not fun to play, this time you are here, we must make a big deal with him!"

"Oh my God!" Chang'e smiled bitterly: "Sanfeng, I always thought you were an honest person, why did you take the lead in proposing to make trouble?"

"Haha, can you be blind? The calf's nose is sullen, in fact, he is the worst of our three evils, quack, but this kid is usually sanctimonious. I don't know if the people think he's a good thing!" laughed the monkey.

"But aren't you the first of the three evils?" said with a smile: "This is recognized by everyone, and you can't deny it!"

The monkey immediately smiled bitterly and said: "I was wronged, pity my grandson, just because I had a bad reputation before, so I was framed as the head of the three evils." Actually, I was calculated by the bull's nose, and almost all of our bad ideas came from him, and it had nothing to do with me. At most, I am an accomplice, and he is the mastermind. Don't believe me, ask Athena!"

"Hehe, it seems to be like this!" "But it can't be helped, who told you that you are already notorious? Anyway, it doesn't matter if it stinks a little, according to your words~"

"The wall of dung must not be polluted!" said with a smile, "You are originally a dung puller, how can you pollute it? You must not associate this pure person with you, quack." I don't know you!"

"You're ruthless!" said the monkey with a laugh.

"But the Divine Realm is basically calm, almost all of us are our own people, who are you harassing?" Chang'e asked curiously.

"Do you need to ask, of course, the target is the rest of the guy!" said with a smile, "Although I am embarrassed to slaughter my father-in-law, it shouldn't be a problem for him to lose a little something, right?"

"Ha, that guy is the most angry, I just took his golden apple last time, and he is still haunted by it!" the monkey laughed: "Anyway, this time I must give him a profound lesson!"

"Hmph!" said with a sense of worry and hatred: "I must take away his last copper plate!"

Chang'e couldn't help but laugh and said, "What are your identities now? One is the successor of the Jade Emperor." One is an important figure in the Daomen, and the other is a descendant of the mantle of the ancient gods. It's a bit of a fool to steal like this?"

"We steal things, can we still be detected?" Poor Dao smiled: "Don't worry, we can steal golden apples when our strength is not good, and now our strength has increased greatly." Then there's no problem pulling, they won't catch any of our handles!"

"But in the Divine Realm, who else but you would treat them like this?" So this move ensures that all the gods in the Divine Realm immediately know that it is you who are dry!" Chang'e said.

"What are you afraid of!" said the monkey disdainfully, "I know they won't say anything?"

"That is, as long as we don't leave evidence, even Zeus can't do anything about us!" said Poor Dao with a smile.

"What if there is evidence?" Forget worry said even more fiercely: "If there is a kind, just ask them to come to me, and see if I can beat the three brothers by myself now!"

"Oh, I finally understand why you call it the three evils, and it is really the three evils!" Chang'e said with a smile: "Well, anyway, the three of Zeus are too much." It is also appropriate to learn a lesson. Go and remember to be merciful. Don't kill anyone!"

"Know!" the monkey then smiled at us, "Let's go, strike while the iron is hot, let's go and make a good time now!" With that, the monkey first set up a somersault cloud and flew into the air. Poor Dao and Forget Worry hurriedly nodded to Chang'e, and then hurriedly chased after her.

In mid-air, Forget Worry suddenly said, "How are we going to play?"

"It's better to sneak in like last time, take the things and leave!" the monkey smiled sinisterly: "When they find that the things are gone, they don't know who to look for!"

"Not good!" Forget worry immediately objected: "Since I played it once last time, it will be boring to play again this time, and no matter what they are angry with, I can't see it, I can't understand it!"

"Ahh ”

"Why can't you be exposed? Are you still afraid of Zeus's retaliation?"

"Of course I'm not afraid of them, but the problem is, we can't compare to you, although you have inherited the mantle of co-workers, but you are a loner character, it doesn't matter how you love to toss. The monkey smiled bitterly: "But I and the calf's nose are not in a relationship, if others know that I, the head of the Heavenly Court, and he, a rookie of the Daomen, are still doing such things, not only will the Heavenly Court lose face, but the face of the Daomen will not be good-looking?"

"That's right, the reputation of the teacher is important, I can't make it difficult for the teacher!" Poor Dao hurriedly said.

"Damn!" Forget Worry then smiled: "Then I exposed my identity and broke in, how about you sneak in?"

"Isn't this a cover-up and stealing the bell?" said with a wry smile: "Who doesn't know that you are one of the three evils?"

"Then what should I do, I'm not angry!" Forget worry took my hand and said, "Husband, you have a lot of ideas, just give me an idea!"

"En!" Poor Dao thought for a while, and suddenly smiled: "Yes, why don't we do this, do you think it?"

"Haha!" the monkey immediately laughed, "It's still you kid who is insidious!"

"Hehe, of course, after my husband was reincarnated, he was called the sinister military god!"

"Is this a compliment to me?" said the poor man with a wry smile.

"Haha!" the three of us burst out laughing.

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