Section 851 Dance to the Monkey

Section 851 Dance to the Monkey

"Why don't I take the rules!" Poor Dao immediately protested.

"Haha, you have married dozens of wives one after another, and you still have the face to say that you abide by the rules?" The monkey laughed and said: "Brother, although our three evils are shameless, there must be a limit, right?"

"It's a dozen, I'm the sun, not dozens!" said disdainfully: "I always think that only guys who can't even count are truly shameless!"

"Who do you say can't count?" the monkey jumped up in annoyance, he was most afraid of others saying that he was uneducated.

"Okay, okay, don't quarrel, it's either fighting or arguing when you meet, I'm tired if you're not tired!" Chang'e smiled bitterly and said, "Sit down and have a cup of tea first!"

"Hmph!" Poor Dao and the monkey snorted at each other, and hurriedly sat down to drink tea.

Chang'e then said to me, "What about your ladies?"

"They have been cultivating Dharma Weapons recently, and they are all in retreat, so they haven't come!" Poor Dao explained. Although the newly acquired super treasures are barely usable now, if they want to exert more power, they still need to work hard and keep cultivating. Besides, they weren't familiar with the monkeys, so I didn't waste their time.

"Hah, is it?" the monkey teased, "Isn't it because they dislike you for being rude and don't want you?"

"Haha!" Poor Dao immediately laughed: "I'm rude? It's just a joke, compared to you, how can I be considered an elegant person!"

"That's right!" Forget worry immediately said: "I heard Sister Chang'e say that you do four things every day." Practice, drink and fight. It's all rude, you can see how rude you are!"

"Cut!" said the monkey disdainfully, "Isn't that bullnose the same as me?

"Of course!" said with a smile: "He is at least with her ladies!"

"Haha!" the monkey and Chang'e laughed on the spot.

"Oh!" Poor Dao suddenly turned red, and he wanted to go directly under the table.

"I will too!" the monkey then smirked.

Forget the worries and said funny, "What will you do? I have heard all about your troubles, and Sister Chang'e asks you to accompany her to admire the moon and sing poetry." And then you just drink too much. On a whim, he danced a stick on the spot, smashed the herbs that Sister Chang'e had worked so hard to plant, and Sister Chang'e was so angry that she ignored you for a few days, is there such a thing?"

"This~" The monkey scratched his head depressedly and smiled bitterly, "How do you know?"

"You are the Jade Emperor now, and your every move is being watched by the divine realm, such a big mess. Naturally, as soon as it comes out, it will become the laughing stock of the entire divine realm, I don't even need to ask, others will tell me as a joke!"

"These mouthy donkeys!" said the monkey fiercely.

Poor Dao hurriedly asked excitedly, "The monkey has done such a terrible thing?"

"Of course there is!" Forget worry then smiled: "The most beautiful thing is that time, the heavenly court held a banquet, and when it was the climax, Sister Chang'e wanted to present a dance music for everyone, and everyone was conquered by Sister Chang'e's beautiful dance, and everyone's eyes widened. I'm afraid to watch less, but this dead monkey, he used to applaud at the beginning, but then he fell asleep at this critical time!"

"Haha!" Poor Dao suddenly laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and said continuously: "It's funny, it's funny." Sister Chang'e is known as the first dance in the divine realm, but she didn't expect that someone could still sleep while she was dancing, which is simply too faceless!"

"Of course, anyway, the guests at that time were shocked by the monkey's behavior!" Forget worry then asked with a smile: "Sister Chang'e, how did you feel at that time!"

"I even had the heart to die at that time!" Chang'e smiled bitterly: "That's a new song that I have been carefully preparing for several years to come up with, and I thought it would win the appreciation of a certain monkey! But unexpectedly, this is just a lullaby by others! Moreover, in front of so many people, how can I get off the stage?

Although it was a few years ago, when Chang'e mentions it now, she can't wait to bite the monkey twice.

"Hey, hey!" the monkey saw that the situation was not good. Hurriedly smiled and said, "Mistake." Mistake, I promise never to sleep again next time!"

"Do you want to have a next time?" Chang'e said with a little dissatisfaction, "I won't give you a song and dance in the future." That's a blasphemy against art!"

"Yes, yes, that's just playing the piano to the cow!" said the poor Dao with a smile.

"No, how can it be said that it is playing the piano to the cow, it should be said that it is 'dancing to the monkey'!"

The monkey was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, and he immediately glared at him in anger, and said angrily: "Athena, you are a defeated soldier, and you are not qualified to speak. If you don't accept it, let's try it with two hands, and let me see how you've grown in the past few years?"

"Are you sure you want to be big?" said Poor Dao with a smile.

"Ha, what, are you scared?" the monkey laughed: "Shouldn't you have been squeezed dry by dozens of daughters-in-law?"

"You guy!" Poor Dao said with a smile: "Since you want to find your own excitement, then I'm not welcome, but say it in advance, I'm ruthless!"

After that, Poor Dao raised his hand to sacrifice the Haotian Divine Sword, and secretly informed Xiao Lu to let him infuse the magic power into it, and suddenly, the Haotian Divine Sword bloomed with hundreds of millions of bright stars, and formed a sword light of dozens of miles.

"Damn, invincible!" the monkey was taken aback, my trick was only recently used, and no one had ever known about it before. Although the monkey was attacked by the birdman at the door, he saw me use it once. But that time, he could see that I was impromptuing and couldn't last, which was completely different from this time. He hurriedly asked, "What's going on, with your strength, it's impossible to induce an invincible attribute? Only a person of your master's level can do it, and I can't do it." How the hell did you come up with it, tell me honestly!"

"Haha!" Poor Dao smiled proudly: "This is a secret, hehe, I just won't say it, let you die of depression in ignorance!"

"You abominable bull nose!" said the monkey through gritted teeth, "You're not going to say I'm going to pull it politely!"

"Light, if you really want to move your muscles and bones, I will definitely accompany you, but you also know that the indestructible attribute of the Haotian Divine Sword, the six-armed commander-in-chief of the birdman, and the pull, were destroyed by five artifacts with my sword, which you saw with your own eyes, but I didn't brag. If I accidentally cut off your golden rod in a moment, don't make me pay for it!"

"You!" the monkey immediately deflated, of course he knew the power of the Haotian Divine Sword, and he had no doubt that I could cut the golden hoop stick with one sword, so he immediately dispelled the idea of fighting me. After all, he has too much affection for the golden hoop stick, and he naturally doesn't want to let it be damaged.

Besides, the monkey also knows very well that my swordsmanship is first-class, and even if he parries with a stick, he may not be able to win, and once he loses the golden hoop stick, then he is not my opponent at all. Although he likes to fight, he doesn't like to be beaten in vain. Since he knows that he can't win a battle, he will never fight. But if he didn't fight, he lied in his heart, so he was about to say: "If you have the ability, you don't need the Haotian Divine Sword, let's have a good time!"

"I don't need the Haotian Divine Sword!" said with a smile: "But you can't use the golden hoop stick, so it's fair!"

"Fair fart!" The monkey said angrily: "I'm a poor man, there is only such a treasure that can be taken out in my hand, where is it like you, an upstart, you don't need the Haotian Divine Sword, you still have Chaotian Aya, Buddha Golden Lotus, Sweeping River and Mountain Fan, and these are all your former family background, who knows how many treasures your kid has caught now? If you want me to fight with you with a magic weapon empty-handed, isn't that looking for death?"

"Hehe!" Poor Dao smiled: "But I'm just a Da Luo Jin Immortal, and you have already passed the Caiyun Tribulation, one level higher than me, shouldn't you let me a little?"

"Hmph, don't talk nonsense!" The monkey said disdainfully: "You have also survived the Caiyun Tribulation, we are the same, why should I let you?"

"Wronged!" Poor Dao smiled bitterly and depressedly: "My Caiyun Tribulation is completely the same as Wudu, and my strength has not improved much, and now I am really the same as a Da Luo Jin Immortal?"

"This only shows that there is something wrong with your character!" said the monkey triumphantly.

Poor Dao is so depressed in his heart, but don't mention it.

"Why, hasn't your master figured out what's going on?" Sister Chang'e asked suddenly.

"No!" Poor Dao shook his head helplessly, and said, "There are too many unpredictable variables in the world of cultivation, and no one can fully grasp them!"

"Okay, good, you don't have to pretend to be pitiful, although you have a little problem, it is not necessarily a disaster, at least in this way, you can have more adequate preparation time before the next tribulation, which is very helpful to survive the tribulation. The monkey smiled: "In this sense, you kid is still stained!"

"Cut, but what I need now is strength, not time!" said Poor Dao with a wry smile.

"What do you want strength for?" the monkey suddenly said curiously: "With your Sky City, plus a magic weapon, even the Birdman Commander is not your opponent, are you still not satisfied?"

"You don't know!" Poor Dao then looked around, and saw that there was no one else in front of him, so he casually arranged a soundproof barrier, and then said to the monkey Zhengse: "Do you know?

"What's the trouble?" the monkey saw that I was so solemn, and immediately smiled, and said solemnly: "It's worth your fuss!"

"Immeasurable Tribulation!" said Poor Dao solemnly: "It's coming!"

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