016 Do you have a license? You don't have a membership certificate, but you can also get a marriage certificate
Because of Gu Tie's laziness, Sandstorm, Redstone, and Blue Dragon had to figure out the name of the group on their own, and soon quarreled with each other. Gu Tie sat by the bonfire and ate barbecue as if nothing happened, eating a piece for himself and feeding Hongbai a piece. After a while, he suddenly remembered that when he used to study with Venom, every time Red and White would come, Venom would ask something meaningful.
He touched his little red and white head, smiled and said, "Red and white, how is business today?"
"Well, the ammunition sells well. Hongbai said while holding a piece of ribs and nibbling on them.
"Where's the medicine?" asked Gu Tie.
"So-so. Hongbai gnawed off the ribs and threw them away, then stared at another piece of roasted ribs and wagged his tail violently. The rib was not far away, and she could reach it with her paws outstretched. But as an absolutely neutral vending machine incarnation, Red and White can't interfere with the player's affairs, nor can she take the player's things indiscriminately, unless the player takes the initiative to give it to her. So she can't pick up the tattered equipment on the street herself, someone has to pick it up and sell it to her. These barbecues are right in front of her, and she can secretly eat them, unless Gu Tie takes the initiative to feed them to her. Gu Tie smiled and stroked her little head, and picked up the roasted ribs for her.
Hongbai immediately hugged the roasted ribs and gnawed hard, and the sharp little front teeth bit the ribs and creaked.
Gu Tie pondered the information revealed by Hongbai for a while, and then asked, "What about the last three days?"
"Well, it's all about the good selling of ammunition and the worse and worse sales of medicines. Red and white said.
If the ammo sells well, it means that the battle has been fierce, but the sales of the medicine are getting worse and worse, then there is only one possibility, and there are fewer and fewer injured players. There are two main reasons for the decrease in casualties, fewer injured players, the wounded die before they have time to be treated, and the dead do not need medicine. In other words, these broilers are becoming more and more familiar with the rules of fighting to kill the ruins, are better at protecting themselves, and know better how to deal a fatal blow to others. - Gu Tie deduced this, but he didn't know if he was right, so he shouted to the three guys who were arguing: "Hey, in the last three days, ammunition has been selling hot, and drug sales are getting worse and worse. ”
Redstone and Blue Dragon immediately stopped discussing and frowned in contemplation. Sandstorm was puzzled and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Just use your group name. Redstone said, losing interest in debating the name of the group.
"Yes, with yours. Blue Dragon also said with a lack of interest.
"What's the name of your group?" asked Gu Tie.
"Five-headed dragon. Sandstorm hesitated for a moment before he continued: "The god of the evil dragon in the legend of the tower, the most powerful evil dragon, not only has five heads with dangerous abilities, but if you cut off one head, two heads will grow. It just so happens that we have five stars on the regimental flag and regimental emblem, so I think the name of the 'Five-Headed Dragon Warband' is good. What did you just say, is it important?"
"The five-headed dragon is good, so use the five-headed dragon. Gu Tie said with a smile.
"Do you think you're perfunctory?" Sandstorm said unhappily.
Gu Tie looked at Sandstorm's sexy ** wearing only a bandage bikini, swallowed his saliva secretly, and said quietly: "Your original armor and equipment are broken, and it is impossible to repair it." While the mobile vending machines are here, hurry up and buy new equipment. Anyway, sooner or later, we have to buy equipment, so the sooner you buy it, the better, and if there is a sudden accident, we can deal with it. ”
Sandstorm thought about it too, and put his personal terminal on the screen. Red and White continued to sit in Gu Tie's arms and eat grilled ribs, but the screen automatically switched to the shopping interface, there was no voice dialogue, but there was a line of text: "Hello, player Sandstorm, what do you need Terra to do for you?" Sandstorm glanced at Red and White with a little uneasiness, and said to the screen: "The equipment I can buy, it's troublesome." ”
Pages and pages of the table of contents quickly flashed on the screen, and Sandstorm clicked on a page, and he was frightened, and his pretty face turned his head to stare at Gu Tie and Red and White. Gu Tie probe glanced at it and found that this was a large-size women's sports bra, and the screen was full of instructions for the text of the tower, and it was impossible to understand the performance of the underwear, only the price on the right side - '400' star diamond.
"400 star diamond underwear, this underwear must have a lot of features. Gu Tie said curiously.
"It's not the first time I've bought it, I just started with 40 star diamonds on the vending machine. Sandstorm said through gritted teeth.
"400?40?10 times the difference?" Gu Tie said in surprise, "Then look at other things?"
Sandstorm clicked on a number of product pages at once, what 1000 star diamond life fountain, 5000 star diamond tower man protective clothing, 12000 star diamond breastplate, 16000 star diamond sixteen kill ....... If the profiteer's slaughterer is compared to murder, then the scene in front of you is a bloody massacre. Gu Tie was dumbfounded, and only reacted after a while, looking down at the little guy in his arms.
Hongbai was lying on his back on Gu Tie's lap, holding a bone and gnawing intently, as cute as a puppy, as if he didn't know anything. Gu Tie touched her little head, she twisted her head and rubbed against Gu Tie's palm, squinting her little eyes and making a comfortable hum. Gu Tie poked her little nose, she spit out her little tongue and licked Gu Tie's fingertips, naughty bite.
Gu Tie was silent for a while, frowned and said, "Hongbai, do you think you can get away with selling cuteness?"
Hongbai blinked his little eyes and shouted crisply: "Brother Gu Tie, what are you fooling around?"
"Why are sandstorm things so expensive?" Gu Tie said.
Hongbai glanced at the screen, pouted and said, "No, the price of two to ten times is normal." ”
Gu Tie sighed and said with a wry smile: "Hongbai, did you deliberately take revenge on her for hitting your head earlier." ”
"No, Hongbai is a good clerk who can't fight back and scold and doesn't fight back. Red and white shouted crisply.
"Red and white. Gu Tie smiled bitterly and said, "Cute little red and white adult, please." ”
"Please, red and white are useless, red and white are absolutely neutral and do not participate in the struggle of any player. Red and white said seriously.
'Absolutely neutral your sister!' Gu Tie scolded in his heart, but he didn't dare to show his temper. The situation is obvious, Red and White is resentful of Sandstorm who knocked her head with a hammer before, so the price is adjusted to ten times the maximum. There is no point in investigating whether Hongbai has a personal vendetta, as a native of the Celestial Empire, Gu Tie understands better than anyone how unoffending the monopoly overlord is. The top priority is how to resolve the hatred in Hongbai's eyes, so that she can comfortably forgive the sandstorm. Gu Tie thought about it, picked up Hongbai and touched his little head, and said with a smile: "Hongbai, I've worked hard today, what do you want to eat and drink now?"
"Red and white do not take bribes. Hongbai stared at the little eyes and said seriously.
"Don't be kidding, how can my brother bribe Hongbai, this is an insult to Hongbai's professional ethics. Gu Tie touched his little red and white head, and said seriously: "My brother likes red and white, his red and white hair is soft, and my brother likes to rub it." The red and white little face is smooth and greasy, and my brother likes to touch it very much. The elder brother just likes red and white, just like the elder brother likes the little sister, which is purely personal feelings. Gu Tie hugged the red and white and touched and pinched and kneaded and rubbed, making the red and white little face flush, squinting and giggling. Gu Tie kissed the red and white head again, and said with a smile: "What do you want to eat, red and white baby, anything?"
"Red and white do not take bribes. Hongbai squinted his little eyes and said with a blushing face.
"It's not a bribe, my brother is completely out of personal preference, so he wants to take care of the red and white cutie. Gu Tie said with a smile.
"Really, it's not a bribe?" asked Hongbai with a snort.
"Really, if I'm telling a lie, I'm going to run into a leaf monster every day when I go out. Gu Tie pounded his chest and said.
"No, Brother Gu Tie has to say it differently. Red and white said.
"What do you mean?" asked Gu Tie.
"If Brother Gu Tie deceives ...... Red and White," Red and White said with a smile, "I'll never see Sister Venom." ”
Gu Tie's face turned red, and he said angrily, "Hey, you're too poisonous?"
"Well, is Brother Gu Tie sincere about Hongbai?" asked Hongbai with a grin.
Gu Tie glanced at the sandstorm and found that she looked down at her chest, her expression was quite weird, probably worried that Gu Tie would not be able to handle the red and white. This is indeed a problem, if Gu Tie can't handle the red and white, she will have to spend ten times the price to buy equipment, which is also too cruel. Gu Tie's heart was horizontal, glaring at Hongbai and said in a deep voice: "If I lie to you, I will never see the teacher." ”
The red and white card smiled, waving his little arms and shouting, "Red and white want to drink?"
"Wine ......" Gu Tie hurriedly glanced at the sandstorm. Wine is not medicine, nor food, nor munitions. In the new mobile phone, you can buy as much wine as you want, but you generally don't have to sell it in normal vending machines. However, since Red and White says so, there should be some special circumstances. Sandstorm searched in the vending machine, and sure enough, he found a kind of wine, a bottle of 3-star diamonds, the packaging is very exquisite, the origin is unknown, and the composition is unknown. Although the price of a 3-star diamond is ridiculously expensive, if you can get red and white to reduce the hellish price tenfold, then the money must be spent. Sha Storm saw that the inventory of wine was 100 bottles, so he gritted his teeth and bought them all.
Sandstorm handed a bottle of wine to Gu Tie, Hongbai seemed to see nothing, and continued to gnaw bones in Gu Tie's arms, but the little tail stood up straight, and the iron poked Gu Tie's thigh. Gu Tie secretly wanted to laugh, carrying the wine bottle and shaking it in front of Hongbai, and said with a smile: "Hongbai." The little red and white eyes suddenly straightened, staring at the wine bottle without blinking, and the little tail shook to the rhythm of the wine bottle.
"Do you want to drink?" Gu Tie asked with a smile.
Hongbai nodded, hummed and said, "This is Brother Gu Tie's personal gift. ”
"Yes, my personal gift, come, drink. ”
Gu Tie stuffed the wine bottle to red and white. Hongbai held the bottle and bit off the cork, and drank it violently. After taking a big sip, she rattled and gnawed on the bones. Next, she drank while gnawing on the bones, and in a short time she drained two bottles. Gu Tie saw that Hongbai was drinking so happily, so he glanced at the sandstorm. Sandstorm understood, and went to the vending machine to check the price.
Sandstorm was really relieved to see that prices had returned to normal levels. Redstone and the blue dragon keep an eye on the area, giving a thumbs up to the Sandstorm. Gu Tie probe glanced at the screen and found that the original price of 100 star diamonds for the life spring water was 200 star diamonds, and he felt quite dissatisfied. He poked the red and white little buttocks, and said with a smile, "Red and white." ”
"Wow...... "Wow Woo Woo" Red and White called vaguely, holding up the wine bottle for Gu Tie to drink.
Gu Tie smiled and said, "I'm ready to fight at any time, I can't drink, I'll tell you one thing, okay?"
Hongbai hummed and nodded, not knowing whether he agreed or understood.
Gu Tie smiled and said, "Is it okay to let Sandstorm enjoy such a discount as Brother Gu Tie?"
As soon as Gu Tie said this, Sandstorm, Redstone, and Blue Dragon looked at it together. In their opinion, double the price is already a big discount, and Gu Tie is not satisfied with this discount and proposes another discount, which may only be even bigger, which can't help but make them not pay attention. Hongbai shook his head and said drunkly: "No, that discount is only for Brother Gu Tie, not for irrelevant people." ”
"She's not an irrelevant person, she's her brother's partner. Gu Tie said.
"Hmm, what partner, do you have documents?" said Hongbai.
"What documents?" asked Gu Tie.
"The membership card proves that you are on the same team. Red and white said.
"This is not there yet, and we will form a group soon. Gu Tie said with a smile.
"Well, no, you don't have a membership card, but a marriage certificate is also OK to prove that you are husband and wife. Hongbai said vaguely.
Gu Tie and Sandstorm glanced at each other, and then looked away like an electric shock, and their faces burned red. Seeing that Gu Tie and Hongbai hadn't said 'Brother Gu Tie's special offer' for a long time, Hongshi couldn't help but be curious, and asked Gu Tie in a low voice: "Tie Ye, what is your discount?" Gu Tie sighed: "Buy all the goods at the original price, and give Hongbai a 10% rebate." ”
Red Stone was suddenly stupid, and the blue dragon rushed up excitedly, panting and said, "If we form a group with Tie Ye, can we also get naked?"
Hongbai tilted his little head and thought about it, and said vaguely: "Hmm, 10% of the marriage certificate, 20% of the membership certificate, is there a marriage certificate?"
The blue dragon smiled excitedly, clenched his fists and said, "Alas, if Tie Ye is a sister......
"If I'm a girl, what are you going to do?" Gu Tie asked coldly.
"No, it didn't work. Lan Long smiled in a low voice: "Tie Ye, give me a regimental membership card." ”
"That's right, Tie Ye, hurry up and apply, the warrior's weapon is equal to the man's J8. Redstone said in a deep voice.
Sandstorm also followed: "Tie Ye, I want to buy equipment, give me a certificate immediately." ”
Gu Tie looked at the six pairs of blazing eyes, his scalp was numb for a while, and he suddenly regretted it very much.
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ps: It's all a prequel before this, and the text is about to begin.