If there is such a story, it begins with 'Once upon a time, there was a ruin in the world, and there was a hole in the ruin, and in the hole there was a gorilla, an elephant, a female tiger, and a dog. They travel together, and one of them will become the leader,' and the story ends, followed by the question: 'Readers, who do you think will be the leader?'

Suppose the story has many idle and bored readers voting, then according to normal logic. The gorillas must have received a high number of votes because the gorillas are the smartest and strong enough. Elephants will also get a high number of votes, because elephants are the strongest and have a high IQ. Female tigers will also have a large number of supporters, as they are the most aggressive. Dogs may have clever supporters based on the idea that 'gorillas, elephants, and tigresses are losing all the way to the captaincy, so they cheapen dogs'. If the Celestial Empire readers support the dog, they may have another reason for pride and glory: 'If the dog is a purebred Tibetan mastiff ......!'

The Tibetan mastiff can single-handedly pick up bears, which is only a rumor believed by dog fans who are full of national complexes in the Celestial Empire. A dog is a dog, and no matter how well-trained a fighting dog is, it is difficult to beat a wolf. Even if a dog becomes a mad dog as fierce as a wolf after being stimulated, it is only promoted to the level of a wolf. Can a wolf outperform a tigress, an elephant, a gorilla? a wolf pack may be awe-inspiring, but a wolf is definitely not.

Gu Tie was very clear-headed, thinking that it was impossible for a wolf to lead a tiger, an elephant, and a gorilla, and even more so for a dog.

By the same token, he doesn't think he should be the leader of Redstone, Sandstorm, and Blue Dragon. These three guys have been to more planets than he has ever been to stores. They have experienced more battlefields than he has experienced in the examination room. Regardless of wisdom, experience, knowledge, and ability, they are all better than him. His only good thing was luck and he hugged Venom's thigh early.

Now, Sandstorm and Redstone are staring at Gu Tie without blinking, all of them are trusting and supportive eyes. The blue dragon occasionally glanced at Gu Tie, and he also looked very agreeable. But Gu Tie doesn't have a hot head, and self-knowledge must be there, otherwise he will not only harm them, but also kill himself. He smiled wryly and said: "In my hometown, there is a word 'seeking common ground while reserving differences', and there is a saying that 'common ground is basic, differences are partial, and you can seek common ground while reserving differences.'" What we have in common is that we form a group, and we disagree on who will be the leader, so we should seek common ground while reserving differences. Let's not talk about who the head of the regiment is for the time being, let's discuss something else first, what do you think?"

Sandstorm, Red Stone, and Blue Dragon glanced at each other, and they were very calm together: "Okay, listen to Tie Ye." ”

Gu Tie was depressed when he heard this, and their unquestioning attitude seemed to have regarded Gu Tie as the leader. "your sister, you are responsible for yourself, when you meet a head like the Decepticon, it is a sad urging, and when you meet a head like Optimus Prime, you don't have a sad urging. Gu Tie sighed secretly in his heart, and said helplessly: "Okay, red and white, one application form per person." ”

With a smile on the red and white card, the small fire truck drove over automatically, and a simple form appeared on the cabinet door of the butt of the car, the first column was the name of the regiment, the second column was the regimental flag, and the third column was the regimental emblem. Red and white said crisply: "The usage is very simple, say the name you want, the pattern, the program will automatically process according to your wishes, for example, the name of the group is 'heresy to die', the font should be cold black and bloody red, like black iron stained with blood; the regimental flag is 'fff' with white characters and black background, and the font is also angular and sharp; the regimental emblem is 'male and female heads under the giant sickle', the black sickle is horizontal from left to right, and the human head is a dead couple." ”

With a sweet sound of red and white, a blood-stained black font 'Death to Heresy' appears in the first column, a black banner appears in the second column with three striking white FFFs on it, and a ring appears in the third column with a large scythe ...... in the ring. Gu Tie was already very entangled, but when he saw this scene, he was even more entangled, and asked in wonder: "Hongbai, what kind of regiment is this?"

"The incomprehensible anger burns to the extreme, and it will not stop until it destroys all lovers. Red and white shouted with teeth and claws.

Gu Tie was silent for a while, flicked it on the red and white little head, and shouted, "Withdraw." ”

The red and white card smiled, shrunk his little head and hid it on his back. The regimental name, regimental flag, and regimental emblem on the screen then disappear, leaving blank columns. "Okay, let's make suggestions, think of your favorite regimental name, and design your favorite regimental flag and regimental emblem. Gu Tie sat down by the campfire, picked up a string of roast meat inserted by the campfire and blew it. Hongbai immediately ran into Gu Tie's arms, squatting on Gu Tie's lap and wagging his tail, his little eyes staring at the barbecue without blinking. Gu Tie took a bite of the barbecue and felt that it tasted very good, so he fed the barbecue skewers to the red and white mouths. Hongbai immediately opened his small mouth and clicked, and the wooden skewer of the meat was broken.

Gu Tie hates names the most, so he is too lazy to participate in this, but the other three are not calm, three pairs of eyes, you stare at me, I look at him, he stares at you, all contain murderous aura. After a while, Sandstorm picked up a wooden skewer and inserted it into the ground, and actually inserted the wooden skewer into the hard ground, and said lightly: "Let's not hurt the harmony, come one by one." ”

"Cheng, I'll be the last, you first. Redstone said in a deep voice.

"Blue Dragon, you're a newcomer, let you go first. Sandstorm said coldly.

This kind of competition for creativity is definitely the last to play the most advantageous, because the latter can learn from the concept of the former. But the blue dragon was not afraid at all, stood up and rushed to the screen and said: "The name of the regiment is 'Blade Warrior', and the font should be a tough effect cut by a sharp knife on the steel plate." The regimental flag is a blue blade with two wings on a black background, black symbolizes the vast starry sky, blue symbolizes the planet's atmospheric sky, and two groups of sabers are arranged in two wings, and the V-shaped shape is opened, symbolizing the swift and deadly battle and the determination to cut the enemy into pulp. The regimental emblem is a golden blade with two wings, surrounded by a circle of stars. Gold symbolizes noble glory, and stars symbolize the merits we have built. ”

The Blue Dragon quickly designed a complete badge. Gu Tie secretly admired it, but Sandstorm snorted coldly disdainfully, stood in front of the screen and said sonorously: "Save this file, and then refresh it again, the name of the group: 'Eternal Radiance', the font is a righteous and atmospheric golden color, the regimental flag is a golden sun and a long knife on a green background, green symbolizes endless life, the golden sun symbolizes authority, and the long knife under the golden sun symbolizes strength." The emblem is a long knife that stands in the sun like a monument. After she had designed the general concept, she carefully revised the details. After a while, a vibrant and brilliant design took shape.

Seeing that the sandstorm was over, Redstone was itching and yelled, "It's my turn, save refresh." Ahem...... , group name: 'Extreme Fist', the font is arbitrary. The regimental flag is a red five-pointed star on a black background and a red giant arm, like this one. He raised his arm to make a gesture showing his biceps: "The five-pointed star represents the will, and the strong fist and arm represent the strength ......."

Gu Tie looked at the red stone in a daze, and couldn't help asking, "Do you all quote the national flag and military flag of your hometown?"

The three guys were silent, and they all turned their heads to look at the floor and the ceiling, looking like they were thieves.

"If that's the case, then I'll too, look at mine. Refresh the save ......" Gu Tie strode to the screen, and the redstone, sandstorm, and blue dragon got out of the way. Gu Tie cleared his throat and said loudly: "The name of the regiment is temporarily vacant...... Fuck your sister, it's not that the name of the group is 'temporarily vacant', it's that you skip the name of the group and design the group flag directly. The regimental flag is a five-star red flag, one big Venus plus four small Venus, blood red and blood red. The regimental emblem is a hammer and a sickle......" Gu Tie obviously said too quickly, so a gorgeous five-star red flag appeared on the screen, and in the center of the red flag were five gold stars arranged in a W-shape, one large in the middle, and four small ones around. The hammer and the sickle were even more wrong, the hammer became a long-handled war hammer, and the sickle became a long-handled scythe, crossing its neck like a giraffe.

Hongshi looked at it and praised loudly: "Wow, Tie Ye is really domineering, this five-star red flag is really powerful." ”

"Is this a symbol of the original five players, the leader and the four members?" Sandstorm muttered in confusion.

"Tie Ye reminded us well, we can't keep thinking about the past, and the past things are tossed. Redstone calmly admitted the previous joke and said generously, "In the past, we did have unforgettable glory, but the past is the past. Now, we're all players. We fight as players, looking at the present and the future. Just like this flag, the four regimental members and the regimental commander form a team together. We're going to be part of this team, a star on the flag. We are so stupid to be obsessed with the past. No wonder Tie Ye mixes like a fish in water, Tie Ye's adaptability is really strong. ”

The blue dragon looked at the regimental emblem and exclaimed: "This war hammer and giant sickle are really domineering, simple and rude, enough for you." ”

Gu Tie had originally planned to revise the flag and badge, but when he heard their discussion, he really couldn't get it on

When Sandstorm saw that Gu Tie had stopped designing, he urged urgently: "Tie Ye, continue?"

Gu Tie thought for a while, smiled bitterly and said, "Since you understand, then my task is over, you can take over." He turned around and nodded to his three companions, then returned to the campfire to continue his roast. The three sandstorms are not polite, and continue to design along the lines of thought of Gu Tie. The five-star red flag has not changed, and the main thing is to improve the badge that is still very rudimentary.

Gu Tie watched their toss while eating, and sighed secretly in his heart: "Alas, I really want to draw the national flag and party emblem." ”

After a while, the regimental flag and the regimental emblem were designed, and the regimental flag was still the same, with a red background flag, W-shaped five stars, but the ratio of the length and width of the flag and the specific position of the five stars were determined; Sandstorm excitedly introduced: "Tie Ye, what do you think, the flag is still your design, the big star is the leader, the four small stars represent the original four members, we already have three, but the fourth is added for free, as long as we find the right player, we can add it at any time." On the regimental emblem, we added a shield to symbolize defense, and a warhammer and a giant scythe to symbolize attack. The five stars symbolize the battle of the team, and the three together symbolize that when the team fights, someone is responsible for attacking, someone is responsible for defense, and everyone works together to complement each other's strengths and weaknesses, and finally achieve victory. ”

"Very good, nothing to say. Gu Tie exclaimed.

"Tie Ye, what is the name of our group?" Sandstorm said.

"Heretics go to the dead group. Gu Tie said casually.

"Tie Ye, be serious. Sandstorm said.

"NDRC. Gu Tie said.

"What is the NDRC?" asked Sandstorm.

"The ultimate weapon of the Celestial Empire, as soon as the NDRC raises prices, the world will be in disaster. ”

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ps: I don't hate Tibetan mastiffs, I just hate those idiots who tout Tibetan mastiffs without brains, and even say that Tibetan mastiffs can single out bears, uh...... Is it a raccoon?