Chapter 3 Handy ...... Robbery?

"Be careful, you think you'll be able to wait for that box if you continue to wait here, right?"

"It's not. ”

“...... Isn't it that why are you still waiting here?Do you think that our merry trio has a great future, and the dead face wants to join?" Zhuang Yingjun asked with a smug face.

"Not really. ”

"Then what are you doing here?" Zhuang Yingjun asked dissatisfiedly.

"And so on. A faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and Fang Cun said softly.

“......”

"Go and go, and ignore him. That, be careful, how many times have I told you, your horse is too eye-catching, you should be slaughtered and eaten. Staring at the square inch of the horse, Long San said vigorously, if you don't agree to me, I will pester.

"No, horse meat is not tasty. Gently touching the horse's neck, Fang Cun said with a serious face.

"Nonsense, I've eaten it, the horse meat is very fragrant, don't you believe I make it for you to taste?" his head shook like a rattle, and Long San swore and promised, "Really, I promise, if it doesn't taste good, I promise to return the horse to you." ”

"Give me a dead horse, or a pair of horse bones?"

“...... I promise, it's going to be delicious, and if you eat it once, you want to eat it a second time, but unfortunately there will be no horses the second time. Ryuzo continued to tempt without giving up at all.

"No, no, I think there's definitely a better kind of meat. Fang Cun shook his head, looking disapproving.

"Oh, what kind of meat?" Long San couldn't help but be curious, staring at Fang Cun and asking.

"Your meat!"

"My meat?" Long San was suddenly taken aback, and jumped out of the distance, staring at Fang Cun cautiously, "Be careful, you don't like to eat human flesh, right?"

"Yes, it's your flesh, but it's not human flesh. With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Fang Cun nodded and said seriously.

"Bah, why isn't my flesh human?" Ryuzo's eyes suddenly widened, "You scolded me for not being human?"

"Your name is Ryuzo?"

"What?"

"Then it will be over, your flesh is dragon flesh, not human flesh. Seriously snapping his fingers, Fang Cun explained proudly, "Dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground are naturally better than horse meat." ”

"Poof!"

Hearing this, Zhuang Yingjun and Liu Fushui couldn't help laughing, "Hey, be careful, I feel that you are getting more and more potential, and it won't take three or five years to study for another three or five months, and you can officially join our merry trio." ”

"Bah, you two actually helped outsiders bully me together?" Long San suddenly jumped up angrily, and he had a desperate posture with them.

"What is an outsider, that is the fourth child in the future. Zhuang Yingjun corrected seriously.

"Okay, don't make a fuss, it's all hidden, someone is coming. He pressed his hand, jumped slightly, and in an instant hid among the branches and leaves.

"Is that box coming?" Zhuang Yingjun asked excitedly.

"It's not. Fang Cun shook his head slightly, "I didn't see the box." ”

"Cut, that's a fart. Rolling his eyes angrily, Zhuang Yingjun lazily sat on the ground with Liu Fushui.

"Didn't you say, I'm waiting for a beautiful woman?" said with a hint of a smile in his mouth.

"Is there a beautiful woman?" Before the words fell, Zhuang Yingjun's two-hundred-pound Roshan jumped up from the ground like a flying swallow, and jumped onto the tree in a blink of an eye, without even a trace of movement.

Looking in the direction pointed by Fang Cun, the dead fat man's eyes suddenly showed a trace of excitement, and his face looked like a pig brother.

But not far away, a woman in blue like a fairy walking down from the painting, walking leisurely and slowly towards the woods, her graceful figure is like the most beautiful masterpiece of heaven, which makes people's blood boil.

"Don't fight with me, this kind of beauty is born for the handsome and dashing Zhuang Yingjun Zhuang Ye I kept, God-given good fate. The dead fat man was already so excited that he was like being beaten with chicken blood, and he was restless.

"I'm sorry, it's still a godsend, just like your pig brother, can other beauties see you?" Long San hit mercilessly, "I think you should cut off all your fat first, and then go down to find your god-sent good fate." ”

"Bah, you know a fart, Zhuang Ye, I am the beauty of the connotation, not something that a fool like you can appreciate, you wait, it won't take 2 minutes, I promise to get this god-sent fate for you to see." Zhuang Yingjun snorted disdainfully.

As she spoke, the woman in blue had already walked over.

"Smack"

With a sudden swoop, the dead fat man jumped straight down from the tree.

"Who is it?" Eyebrows raised suddenly, and the woman in blue suddenly stopped, although she was asking, but her voice was still as good as a yellow oriole out of the valley.

"Oh my God, I've finally found you. The dead fat man's eyes lit up, and his fat trembled with excitement.

"Who are you?" said the woman in blue with a slight doubt.

"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I have a hunch that you are a godsend from God. The dead fat man's head shook like a rattle, and he swore a promise.

"Really?" A hint of coldness suddenly appeared in her eyes, and the woman in blue asked lightly with a smile on her face.

"Yes, of course!" the dead fat man almost jumped up, "I promise, you must be a godsend to me, don't believe it, you will try it with me?"

"But...... People don't like fat people. With a few giggles, the woman in blue glanced at the tree, gently reached out to cover her mouth, and said.

“...... Fat? Where am I fat? Obviously as light as a swallow. The dead fat man suddenly jumped up as if he had been caught with a sore foot, "Beauty, you remember, my name is Zhuang Yingjun, the handsome and dashing handsome, you can call me Yingjun, or Zhuang Ye." ”

"But, you're a dead fat man. Blinking her eyes, the woman in blue said with a serious emphasis.

In a word, the dead fat man found out that he was not angry and vomited blood, gritted his teeth and glared at the woman in blue, and wailed bitterly, "How can I be, I am so handsome and dashing, how can I be fat? Are you the same as those superficial guys? No, no, you are a godsend to me." ”

Cute dragged her chin with her hand, and the woman in blue thought about it with some distress, "It's still not right, even if you are really handsome, it can't change the fact that you are a dead fat man." “

"......" took a deep breath, calmed his wounded heart, and said with a regretful face, "I know, you just met me, and you can't see my inner beauty from the appearance of my deceptive surname, I don't blame you, I will give you time." ”

"But they're leaving. The woman in blue looked at Zhuang Yingjun with a smile and said casually.

"No, no, you can't go!" said the fat man, gritting his teeth.

"Why? People still have something to do. Blinking, the woman in blue asked puzzledly, "Do you want to follow others?"

"No, I'm still waiting here, I can't go with you. ”

"That person is leaving, get out of the way. ”

“...... You can't go!"

"Why?"

"Because...... Because, I'm going to do it...... Robbery!"