"Your archery skills are still so-so, but if you want to join us in the lewd, phew, our merry trio, you still need to work hard for three or five years. Zhuang Yingjun patted Fang Cun's shoulder with a grin, looking like I am very optimistic about you.

"No, no, dead fatty, you can't promise him, what if he has to join our merry trio in three or five years?"

"Stupid, can't one more person be called a merry foursome?" Rolling his eyes, Zhuang Yingjun retorted angrily, "Also, don't call me a dead fat man!!"

"It's not good, it's not good, although this kid is powerful...... Well, I mean, it's still so-so, but it's nowhere near as handsome and dashing as the three of us, how can we join our merry trio. Long San still objected, and he was in a posture of not agreeing.

"This can be learned, I think, under the correct guidance of the three of us, he will definitely be able to practice the basic skills of beating stuffy sticks, slapping black bricks, sprinkling drugs, and beating up. As for the monkey's stunt of stealing peaches, it depends on whether we are in a good mood or not, and whether we are happy to teach him. Zhuang Yingjun turned to Liu Blowwater triumphantly, "Blowing water, what do you say?"

"Don't ask me, I'm too lazy to care. Lying under the tree by himself, Liu Fushui hummed without a match.

"Poof!"

Hearing this, Fang Cun finally couldn't help laughing, "Okay, it's better for the three of you to test me for a while, now the little brother is only a shallow learner, and it's really not suitable to join the obscene trio." ”

"Bah, Merry Threesome! Remember, Merry Threesome. Long San immediately jumped out and corrected, "However, you are also a little self-aware and have potential. ”

"By the way, I don't know what the three of you are doing here?" Seeing that the three of them still had no intention of leaving, Fang Cun asked curiously, "Is it just to rob a few horses?"

"Phew, of course not! How could our merry trio be so boring, it was to cuddle the grass and beat the rabbit, piggybacking on it to relieve boredom. ”

"Then I don't know what the real purpose is?"

"This is a secret, and you can't just tell anyone about it. Zhuang Yingjun hurriedly interrupted.

"But I'm a lewd ...... Well, isn't the merry trio's alternate members? Spread his hands, Fang Cun said with a very dissatisfied look.

"That's right, just tell him. After pondering for a while, Zhuang Yingjun immediately nodded, "San'er, you tell him." ”

"Fuck off, how many times has Lao Tzu said that you are not allowed to call me San'er?" The little eyes suddenly waited, and Long San kicked over.

"Who asked you to call me fat first, I'm so handsome and chic, where am I fat?" shook the fat on his body, Zhuang Yingjun pouted and said, "Xinxin, let me tell you, we are staying here for a box." ”

Hearing this title, Fang Cun couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, these guys are simply disgusting, fortunately he didn't tell them his real name, otherwise wouldn't he have to be called Cunch?

"A box?" Fang Yingjun looked at Zhuang Yingjun again.

"Yes, a mysterious chest. Zhuang Yingjun looked at Fang Cun proudly, lowered his voice and said, "Legend has it that the box is full of all kinds of treasures, peerless exercises, divine weapons, and elixirs, as long as you can think of anything, you may find it in the box." ”

"Oh?" There was a hint of banter in his eyes, and Fang Cun said casually, "But brother, I want a beautiful woman, can this also be opened from the box?"

"Poof!"

As soon as these words came out, even Liu Fushui, who had been lazy and unwilling to move, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Haha, fatty, San'er, I think this kid has a lot of potential to join our lewd trio. ”

"Phew, it's a merry trio, how many times have you said it, why can't you remember!" this time Zhuang Yingjun and Long San scolded together.

"Well, well... However, I am too lazy to remember. Shrugging his shoulders, Liu Fushui said helplessly.

“......”

"Is there really such a box?" Looking at the appearance of a few people, it didn't seem like nonsense, Fang Cun asked again with some curiosity.

"Of course, someone had seen this box with their own eyes some time ago, and it was on the way to the Far North. Long San nodded and said.

"Oh? What did they say?"

"They didn't say anything. Long San said solemnly.

"Why? they won't say?" asked Fang Cun, gently touching the horse's neck.

"It's not that I don't want to say it, it's that I can't say it. After a pause, Zhuang Yingjun continued, "Because all the people who saw that box are already dead." ”

"......" Hearing this, Fang Cun suddenly smiled bitterly, spread his hands and said, "Okay, then I have one last question." ”

"You say. ”

"That's right, just ask, our merry trio is well-informed, and the knowledge is far from being comparable to you, the substitute, and it is guaranteed to make you feel uncomfortable. ”

Shaking his head with a smile, Fang Cun said leisurely, "Since the people who have seen this box are dead, who spread the news that there is this box?"

“...... This one...... It's a bit of a biased question, well, I mean, why can't I remember it all of a sudden. He patted his head in annoyance, and after a haha, Long San suddenly turned around and took two steps to the side, muttering in a low voice, "It's strange, the people who have seen this box are all dead, why do anyone still know about this box?

"Gee, it doesn't matter how he got it out, our merry trio's goal is to take the box, not find out how the news came out. Scratching his head, Zhuang Yingjun shook his head as if he didn't need to take such a trivial matter to heart.

"Then how can you be sure that the box will definitely appear from this road?" asked Fang Cun without giving up.

"It's very simple, San'er told me. Zhuang Yingjun pointed at Long San triumphantly and said.

Seeing that Fang Cun turned his gaze to his side, Long San hurriedly turned to Liu Fushui Dao, "Don't look at me, it was the lazy ghost who told me." “

"Hey, lazy, how do you know that the box will pass by this road?" Saying this, Long San and Zhuang Yingjun asked in unison.

"Uh...... But I forgot. Some looked at Long San, and then at Zhuang Yingjun and Fang Cun, Liu Fushui was embarrassed to squeeze out a smile.

"What? How could you forget?" Long San and Zhuang Yingjun suddenly jumped up at the same time, and waited for Liu Fushui to say angrily, "Lazy ghost, aren't you just lazy?

“...... Uh, this, haha, that...... I mean, I've recently suddenly discovered that it's a bit of a hassle to keep track of all this nonsense......" Picking up a large leaf from his side and putting it on his eyes, Willow replied in a silly whisper, "Well, I mean...... So, so I'm too lazy to remember. ”

“......”

ps: I recommend the new book "Blue Emperor" of Qingming Juju!

Anyone who has read the huge book of Qingming knows that the text is absolutely beautiful and amazing!

I didn't say it, this must be recommended!

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