"The Führer is a pure masculine orthodox heterosexual...... Orthodox heterosexual ...... Straight ......"

"The Führer, even if he is a lily...... Even if you make a lily...... Engage in lily ......"

"The Führer is looking for a strong she-dragon with a big ass...... Strong female dragon with big ass...... Female Dragon......"

The echo echoed throughout the square, lasting for a while before it subsided. There was a dead silence in the noisy square just now, there was no sound of talking, no footsteps, no sound of engines, even the sound of the wind had stopped. Everyone looked up at Hongbai in a daze, with wide eyes and crooked mouths, as if they were mentally retarded children born with facial paralysis. It's a crazy world, yes, but it's not a limit. In any case, a petite and pink little girl should not shout 'not a lily', 'pure masculine orthodox heterosexual', 'can give birth and raise, and is absolutely healthy physically and mentally'. No matter how you look at it, she's just a little kid, and she's still far from being sexually mature.

If a completely undeveloped imp yells 'lily', 'heterosexual', 'have a baby', then they can still accept it. There is a name for 'precociousness', which refers to those imps who mature too quickly psychologically. In this chaotic and filthy world, all evil can happen. An undeveloped imp may also experience all kinds of evil events, and the sexual consciousness is enlightened in advance, generating some wonderful ideas. All in all, this little imp is just shouting and screaming, they can barely accept it, and they will definitely not be in a collective daze.

The problem is that this little ghost has just shouted 'not a lily', 'orthodox heterosexual', and then he has turned sharply and shouted 'do lily', 'don't look for a small ass', 'want a strong female dragon with a big ass'. It's as if a government is shouting, 'Our country is a harmonious society.' Always adhere to the strategy of sustainable development'. Immediately he went on to shout, 'If there is pollution in our country.' It must be high-end and high-grade, and there is no sun, and the haze is all over the country'. Generally speaking, when politicians open their eyes and say nonsense, and when the latter words are not right, there will definitely be some stiffness and distraction. But this little imp is not ambiguous at all, and the front and back are completely seamless.

This transformation is so fast that it has reached the legendary level of 'turning the face faster than turning the book'. If Hongbai is just a little ghost who turns his face like a book and is not ashamed, they grit their teeth and endure it. Just like the vast number of Celestial Empire netizens facing Sister Rong and Sister Feng. Brother Chun and Brother Zeng were choked with nausea at first, but over time they got used to it. The real core problem is that this imp is not a character who only exists online and on television, but a hero who has just saved the Iron Shield.

Therefore, the Gray Iron Man mercenaries thought with remorse: "We were defeated by her, it is too embarrassing, it is better to die." ”

Therefore, the people of Iron Shield Fort were ashamed to die, thinking, "We are so ashamed to be saved by her." It's better to lose the country. ”

In this way, the whole square fell silent. Nearly 10,000 people remained motionless like puppets. Hongbai sensed the subtle atmosphere, and her little face gradually turned red in embarrassment. Fortunately, the more embarrassing and unreasonable she became, she jumped on the roof of the car, crossed her hands on her hips and shouted: "What do you see? I have never seen a female heterosexual, I have never seen a lesbian, I have never seen a male heterosexual, I have never seen a gay man? You are just some useless waste, do you have to stop watching when you see a female dog fucking a male dog, and there are some subtle impulsions? You are really some waste wood, perverts, fools, born with withered brains, and think with your spine. ”

If Hongbai exerts ten percent of his eloquence, he can definitely scold the audience for going berserk or commit suicide, but fortunately, the current state of Hongbai is not good, and he is not really scolding. Despite this, the audience also bowed their heads in shame and worked silently with remorse. Seeing that the whole audience gave in, Hongbai felt that he had regained face, wrapped his arms around his chest, and raised his little face triumphantly and snorted.

Gu Tie originally planned to go on stage to talk to Hongbai, but seeing Hongbai so offending, of course he was embarrassed to come on stage. Seeing Gu Tie turn around to leave, Hong Bai threw himself on Gu Tie's back like a monkey, his arms around Gu Tie's neck, and his legs between Gu Tie's waist. If Gu Tie is compared to a pure Australian eucalyptus tree, then Red and White is a vicious koala with genetic mutation. She shouted fiercely: "Brother Gu Tie, don't you want to know how Hongbai defeated the mobile troops of the gray iron man, and then collected the armored troops?"

Gu Tie stopped and said helplessly: "Okay, Lord Führer, please say, I will hear the details in the next wish." ”

Hongbai licked his lips and said excitedly: "On the vast field, the Führer drove a super handsome chariot, accelerating, drifting, accelerating again, drifting again. Seeing the Führer's magnificent driving skills, all the enemy drivers felt the sacred military might of the Third Reich, deeply worshipped, and voluntarily abandoned their original erroneous position and threw themselves into the imperialist camp of infinite justice. It didn't take long for all the tanks and helicopters to follow the Führer and form the glorious 1st SS Panzer Division. Under the leadership of the Führer, the 1st Panzer Division stormed the Iron Shield Fort and preached the cosmic truth of infinite justice to the Panzer Corps. ”

Gu Tie listened and translated in his head. In the vast field, Red and White drove on a rampage, and with the assistance of Black and White, she was furious with the convoy and helicopter group of the Gray Iron Man, and while showing off her skills, she must have shouted over the radio, intimidating and intimidating by any means. The gray iron mercenaries saw that they couldn't fight and escape, and that the red and white intimidation was indeed vicious, so they turned against each other. In the end, Red and White led the rebels to attack the armored forces in the city, and also forced the armored forces to surrender.

After Hongbai finished speaking, he shouted excitedly: "Brother Gu Tie, is the Führer majestic?"

Gu Tie grabbed the red and white and put it on the ground, patted his head and said with a smile: "Well done, the head of state is majestic, and he really deserves to be a famous general once in 100,000 years." You inherited the eternal cause of the Dragon Clan, pushed it to the pinnacle, and united the soldiers and civilians of Iron Shield Fort to hold high the banner of the First Army and march towards the path of victory against freedom. He gently stroked his little black and white head again, and said softly, "It's hard work." ”

The black and white little blushed and showed a sweet and lovely smile. Hongbai was very happy at first, but the more he listened to it, the more he didn't feel it, and he said angrily: "Brother Gu Tie, you are like the little minions of the North Stick fooling Jin Sanfat." Could it be that Hongbai has the same obscenity as Jin Sanfat, which scared Brother Gu Tie...... No, the Führer of the Third Reich was like a fat man in high heels. Brother Gu Tie. You have to sing the praises of red and white sincerely. There is no big führer. There will be no new empire, no great führer......"

Gu Tie couldn't help laughing, pinched his pink little chin, and shouted with a smile: "Heil-Hitler." ”

Hongbai stared at Gu Tie unhappily, and suddenly his little face turned red for no reason, and he snorted and said goodbye.

Hei Bai tilted his little head to look at Gu Tie, and said suspiciously: "Brother Gu Tie, is it over there?"

"It's over early. You all felt the nuclear explosion, right?" said Gu Tie with a smile.

Black and white nodded obediently, and was about to explain the situation. Hongbai gave a thumbs up and shouted excitedly: "Brother Gu Tie, you are really a professional succubus magician, and you actually smashed the ancient ruins of the Iron Clan into a 1,722-meter-deep chrysanthemum." There was a noticeable vibration in the Iron Shield Fort, and those unexperienced riders lost their balance and crackled into a ball, if it weren't for ......" she stopped talking and snorted arrogantly: "Well, Brother Gu Tie is just a small assist." Red and white is the first work. ”

Black and white happily debunked: "Less pretending, if it weren't for the shock." Your car is poured out of chrysanthemums 1722 meters deep. ”

"Nonsense, the total length of the scar is only 6.6 meters, how can there be a chrysanthemum 1722 meters deep?" shouted Hongbai.

"Hey, you actually have common sense?" Gu Tie shouted exaggeratedly with black and white.

Hongbaijiao snorted and said to herself: "Anyway, Hongbai is the first work anyway." ”

Hei Bai sighed and stared at Gu Tie without blinking, obviously wondering something.

Gu Tie knew what this well-behaved little guy was wondering about. The Big Bang was an hour ago, and he's only back to Iron Shield Fort now, so what did he do in the middle hour? He doesn't mind telling the truth about black and white and red and white, but he can't say it now. Now, they are in the Iron Shield Fort, and there are guide elves watching next to them, and it is inconvenient to say a lot of words. - By the way, Red and White always gets away with the guide elf (Terra) and maliciously harasses her in various ways, making the guide elf annoyed. Therefore, wherever red and white go, the guide elves generally automatically hide, whether it is the guide elves of ancient iron or the guide elves of black and white.

Gu Tie's eyes rolled and he said with a smile: "I'm sorry, after the explosion, I should have returned to Iron Shield Fort immediately." But I had a lot of loot, heavy chainsaw swords, heavy blasters, heavy ammo boxes, heavy spellbooks. A whole bunch of stuff adds up to an estimated 0.125 tons. I thought they were too heavy and troublesome, so I sent them to the ship first. ”

Black and white understood Gu Tie's hints, and those who were interested did not ask. Hongbai didn't know each other at all, and asked with great interest: "Brother Gu Tie, what is your opponent, is it a Divine Nes." What is his loot, isn't it the same as last time? Have you kept his body? After giving away the loot, where did Brother Gu Tie go, did he take prisoner with an adultererous woman?"

Gu Tie was very depressed, and had to change the subject and said: "There are no female prisoners of adultery, because there are no female prisoners." I've been gone for so long because I have a lot of things to deal with, so I dealt with it first. For example, when I return to Iron Shield, I go to the bank to change my name. In order to deceive the enemy, I made up a cool and cool name, 'Zero'. ”

"Quack ......" Hongbai let out a cute weird smile, staring at Gu Tie roundly, and his eyes were very weird.

"Oh, no. Gu Tie suddenly felt a chill, and hurriedly said, "Can you be serious once, even once." ”

"Quack quack...... , Brother Gu Tie. Red and white jumped high again, and hung on Gu Tie's body like a koala, and said excitedly: "The Latin number of 'zero' is '0', and the '0' corresponding to '1'. In culture, 0 represents the socket, 1 represents the plug, and 1 plugs in 0 hard, and the plug is so sparkling that the electric spark crackles and explodes. Brother Gu Tie, your subconscious choice of 'Zero' is not awakened in some way. By the way, Brother Gu Tie, the name of the Celestial Empire army for '0' is 'Hole', Cave Cave!"

"It's not subconscious, it's just made up. Gu Tie said helplessly.

"Unintentional actions are more indicative of the subconscious, and intentional actions are pretended. Red and white said.

"If you are verbose, I will whip you wildly, and draw your little asterisk into a capital 0. Gu Tie said.

The little red and white eyes turned, and he shouted sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie, violence can't solve the problem." ”

Gu Tie was really angry and decided to find a corner to smoke red and white. At this moment, the guide elves who had been hiding flashed together, and the flashing colored lights that reflected each other, as well as the colorful points of light that fluttered one after another, fell from the sky. It's gorgeous. Red and white giggled excitedly. Twisting his little buttocks and shouting, "Look, look, look." Even Terra celebrates the awakening of Brother Gutie, gorgeous. ”

"Player Head, this is to celebrate the completion of the quest by the player Ancient Iron. The red and white guide elf said.

"Well, don't pretend to be Terra, you're definitely a little bit comfortable. As an old virgin and old rotten girl who has existed for countless years, you must be full of joy when you see a beautiful man, a stylish man, and a rich man like Brother Gu Tie enter the realm of roses blooming. You're definitely looking forward to a sturdy and handsome No. 1 ......" Red and White was squinting her little eyes and babbling gibberish, suddenly glaring and screaming. The guide elf who fluttered and hugged her was like a monkey fishing for the moon upside down. She shouted excitedly: "The player completes the task, and then there is a debriefing." After the debriefing, the Führer can receive a large amount of honorarium. Tell me, how much?"

"Player red and white, in fact, the mission has nothing to do with you. The guide elf said helplessly.

"What?" Hongbai immediately stretched his little face and grinned to reveal his little white canine teeth.

"The player Gu Tie accepts the task of the Iron Shield Fort, and the player Gu Tie also accepts the honorarium. As an intimate ...... of the player Ancient Iron Subordinate, you do make an outstanding contribution. I believe. Player Gu Tie will share a part of the reward based on your performance. The guide elf paused. Again, he emphasized: "I am sure that the player Gu Tie will definitely remember your performances. ”

Hongbai immediately fell to the ground, brushed his sideburns and bangs, hung his hands in front of his lower abdomen, and stood very well-behaved.

Gu Tie rolled his eyes and asked with a wry smile, "Where to report on work?"

Gu Tie's guide elf said: "Under normal circumstances, the host should stand on the main battlefield, while inspecting the traces of the battle, while listening to the player's story, and then under the witness of the guide elf, give a rich and fair reward. But in a previous battle, a fragment pierced his left atrium, and he had just undergone a crude field surgery and was in a comatose state. Before the surgery, he hired me to perform his duties and obligations, to listen to the player's story, and to witness the player's exploits. ”

"Oh, I see. Gu Tie took out an ancient helmet from under his cloak, put an envelope in the helmet, and said with a smile: "This is the addiction helmet, the ancient artifact of the Iron Clan, and the culprit who caused the entire city of Iron Shield Castle to sleepwalk." Her original owner is dead, and she has become ownerless. Iron Shield Fort has to choose a suitable woman to become her new master, and the antidote can be concocted. The antidote is in the envelope, I've tested it, and it definitely works......" He slapped away the small hand that was stretched out to the helmet and repeated the tone: "The envelope contains the recipe for the antidote." Not long ago, I tried it with a few iron men, and it definitely worked. ”

"Please describe the whole process of the task in chronological order. Said the guide elf.

"Is it necessary to be so troublesome?" asked Gu Tie casually.

"Yes, the richer the debriefing, the more selling points, and the more honorarium. Said the guide elf.

"You've seen a lot of things. Gu Tie said.

"Only by listening to your subjective explanations can we truly understand your efforts. Said the guide elf.

Hongbai also tried his best to persuade: "Brother Gu Tie, just blow it." Since ancient times, the military exploits of the Celestial Empire have been blown, and the law is 'multiply three by three'. For example, in a certain war, a certain general killed 10,000 enemies with 9,000 self-losses, which is generally said to be '3,000 self-losses and 30,000 enemies'. From ancient times to the present, the deaths of the Celestial Empire have not been made public by real names, whether they are wars or car accidents. You must uphold the glorious tradition of the Celestial Empire, anyway, the explosion was so violent, all the corpses were not left with any slag, and they couldn't be checked. ”

Gu Tiebai glanced at him, took out a chip and said: "The process is like this, I asked the Führer and the President to attack the enemy's mobile troops, and I sneaked into the Iron Shield Fort from the flank, and quickly accepted the commission." Then, I investigate the truth of the sleepwalking incident, have a double hit the trap, and leave the Iron Shield Fortress myself to search for the enemy's secret stronghold in the ancient ruins. The enemy general walked in a hurry, opened the back door without closing, and I walked into the open back door and went directly into the enemy's command headquarters without any hindrance. ”

Hongbai listened to it next to him, so sad that he burst into tears, and he couldn't say a word.

The guide elf was also stupid, and said curtly: "Player Gu Tie, why don't you count this time, you can rethink it?"

"No, this is my video and photo of the execution of the enemy's generals as physical evidence. And this ......" Gu Tie put the chip in the helmet and took out a bag of charred and dirty feathers: "This is the feathers of the enemy general, I packed a bag when I packed the trophies, and there should be DNA of the enemy general on it." Photo. Video. DNA ......" He put the feather bag in the addiction helmet. smiled and said, "I personally feel that it is enough, I wonder if you need more?"

The guide elf shoots a beam of light to suck away the helmet and evidence of addiction, and says, "Is there anyone who has witnesses?"

"No, the female spy is dead, and the enemy players are all dead. Gu Tie said.

"Have you collected any of their items?" the guide elf asked.

"You should have a lot of clues about that female spy Kayla. But the enemy player ......" Gu Tie shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "Unfortunately, it was chaotic at the time. I killed all the male players, raped one female player, and then had a stand-in disguise disguised as her and her hard. Later, the enemy generals returned, and I was busy fighting, taking pictures, and collecting the loot. Also, the air there is too poor, low oxygen and high sulfur. I was terribly dizzy and neglected a lot of details. ”

"Can you provide your kill record?" said the Bootstrap.

"Oops. Kill record, why is there no such thing?" Gu Tie took out his mobile phone and looked at it, patted his forehead and exaggeratedly said: "Could it be that it was too fancy to play at that time, so that the system couldn't tell the difference." By the way, I didn't confront them head-on, I just introduced them into their defenses. In the eyes of the system, it was their mechanism that killed them, it was they who committed suicide and did not give me a head. ”

The guide elf did not fail to pursue it, and continued to ask: "What about the female player? ”

"This ......" Gu Tie thought for a while, and said with a smile: "At that time, it was like this, I used all kinds of tricks to her violently, and completely toyed with her, so that she rolled her eyes and sweated, and the top of her head kept emitting white gas. Suddenly, her pupils dilated and she lost her breath. At the time, I didn't pay attention to it, and continued to snap while it was hot, and I didn't notice it until it was cold. Now that I think about it, maybe she had some heart disease, and she died of too much fun, and the system counted her cause of death as a disease, as an accidental death, and didn't give me a head. ”

"Player Gu Tie, if there is no evidence, the kill will not be counted in the record. Said the guide elf.

"Sorry, it's my first time doing the task, I have no experience, I'll pay attention next time. Gu Tie said.

"So, please describe the battle after entering the command. Said the guide elf.

"What?" Gu Tie asked reluctantly, "Still talking?"

"Yes, a complete battle report must be recorded in the order of the timeline. Said the guide elf.

"This ......" Gu Tie smiled without saying a word, staring at the guide elf without blinking, sending a subtle hint.

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In the captain's cabin of the Devil Shark, Gu Tie and the four naked carcasses were huddled together on the cramped single bed, squirming violently. They surrounded the ancient iron up and down, left and right, and tried their best to be proactive, serving the ancient iron with their plumpness and softness, and also enjoying the scorching heat from the ancient iron. Gu Tie pillowed Venus's soft breasts, trying to immerse himself in the vortex of love, but for some reason, there was always an emptiness swirling in the heart, so that the mind could not be completely relaxed, and the same was true for the body.

After some time, they finally stopped, gasping for breath contentedly, and the air was filled with their feminine fragrance. Gu Tie talked silently for a while, and reached for the e-book on the bedside table. But a wet palm holds down the e-book first and pushes it to the ground. Gu Tie was stunned, and said helplessly: "Please, we don't have enough time, and the enemy won't wait for us." ”

Venus didn't answer, silently kneading Gu Tie's stiff shoulders, and suddenly said, "Let Heshler come in?"

Gu Tie couldn't help laughing, and asked helplessly: "Am I an abusive person?" Okay, I'm abusive, but I have a lower limit. ”

"I know, you're a good man. Venus gently rubbed Gu Tie's hair with her cheek and said gently, "You are gentle, sensitive, considerate, and always try to care for us. We can perceive your heart, and we are willing to give everything to you, life, soul, freedom, and future. But I've studied the men of the earth, and men are men, and at some point, need some fresh stimulation. You don't have to endure your desires, you are a god, and in this world you can get more. ”

Gu Tie shook his head, looked sideways at her moist eyes, and said with a smile: "I've gotten enough, I have you, and inside the star color stone and green glaze, there is also a large group of succubi that are about to mature." You are all treasures of mine, and while I own you, I also have a responsibility to take care of you. I'll admit that when I see some busty women, I feel some urges from time to time. But that doesn't mean I want to take on more responsibility. I'm a grown man and I know what 'restraint' is. ”

Venus's eyes became more moist, and she sighed faintly: "But you are obviously not refreshing?"

"Not lust. Gu Tie gently stroked the three carcasses pressed on his body, brushed his fingertips over the damp concave and convex curves, and said calmly: "You make me very satisfied, I like you very much." However, there is an unknown that keeps me on my mind, and I don't know what it is. It's not a thing, it's not an object, it's not a force, I seem to ......" He shook his head and said with a smile: "I'm really not suitable for thinking, forget it." Ladies and gentlemen, with long legs and big and tight buttocks, please relax, you bite too hard. ”

The concubines writhed their seductive carcasses and let out reluctant snorts, clearly wanting to keep banging. Gu Tie also wanted to continue to snap, but looking at the clock on the wall, he shook his head resolutely. After a while, he walked out of the cabin neatly dressed, holding the e-book and reading it as he walked. The next destination is Blue Bay Harbor, a large city with a permanent population of more than 800,000. Under Terra's sustainment, eight powerful families form a municipal council and work together to manage the port of Blue Bay.

The city of Blue Bay Harbor is very scattered, with the main city located in the delta and surrounded by satellite-like fortresses. The main city is the base of the navy and core heavy industry, and the satellite fortress is the production area of light industry and agriculture, and the air force and army are stationed. From the point of view of military defense, Blue Bay Harbor has done a perfect job, with strategic depth, complete troop allocation, and smooth mutual assistance between fortresses. Therefore, the Blue Bay Port was not attacked on a large scale, but was only harassed on a large scale, and the losses were very serious.

Gu Tie was about to take a closer look at the loss of Lanwan Harbor, but saw the captain hurriedly approaching, holding a chip in his hand. She said solemnly: "Your Excellency Gu Tie, we will not go to Blue Bay Harbor, and go directly to the next destination, the Blood Shark Sea. This is the information that has just been received, the mysterious forces blockading the Blue Bay Port have retreated, and the sea, land and air transportation and communications of the Blue Bay Port have been fully restored. ”

"What?" Gu Tie chuckled in his heart, and had a very bad premonition.

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PS: The editor said that my manuscript yesterday made up words, okay, less today (to be continued......)