"A pit is placed in front of you, and you have two choices, A, rush into the pit, and B, don't.

What do you do? If you pick A, you're a brave fool. You can be a hero, and more likely a dead hero. The enemy will rip off your equipment and throw your slick corpse on the ground, leaving everyone to watch the ischemic and atrophied dick. In the unlikely event that you run into a perverted enemy, such as a certain undisciplined red dragon, your corpse will be sold for a high price.

If you choose B, then you are a cautious and intelligent person who knows how to protect yourself. But once you choose B, you will face more problems. If you don't jump into the pit, the enemy who dug the pit won't appear, how can you defeat the enemy? You also keep losing indirectly, such as commissions, such as prestige. If it takes you ten days and half a month to solve it, everyone knows that you are a useless scrap.

Whether you choose A or B, you are a loser, it's just a difference in how you lose.

At this point, you need to think outside the box and choose option C: let someone else jump into the pit.

There are countless benefits to making someone else jump into a pit. Other people's flesh grows on other people's bodies, and I can't feel the pain of other people's flesh. When others die in pain, I will come out again to pick up the bargain, chic and comfortable. The clever people of the Celestial Empire specially made up a common saying 'Dead friends do not die in poor ways', which refers to letting others jump into the pit. But the problem is that it's not just the people of the Celestial Empire who are smart, there are countless smart people in the multiverse, and the number of deaths of Daoists is more than the cosmic dust of the Milky Way. When a clever enemy sees a fool plunging headlong into the pit, they will surely wonder, 'Is this fool who lacks heart and eyes a Taoist friend or a real person?' can identify the identity of Taoist friends.

Once the enemy finds out the identity of the Taoist. Option C is just as invalid as option B.

So. You'll want to continue to think outside the box and choose option D. Actually, you chose B, but you pretended to be C. At the same time, you leave some subtle clues that make the enemy think that option A is the A. At the same time, the guy who replaces you should be more capable and able to really solve problems. It's not just about sending people to death. In this way, your enemies will get irritable, hesitate, and then make mistakes. ”

――The above is an excerpt from the speech of the leader of the five-headed dragon war, "When a pit is placed in front of your eyes".

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Gu Tie slowly walked into the tattered walls, carefully avoiding the bags and empty cans on the ground. The people in black looked stiffly, their pupils involuntarily narrowed violently, and drops of sweat the size of mung beans overflowed on their foreheads. Gu Tie walked around the square table, looked at the illusion projection filled with smoke and dust, and said with a smile: "This clarity is really high, but the color is relatively dull." Well. Flaws are not hidden, and they are worth having. What is the lot number of the product. How many star diamonds a set, if it's cheap, I'll buy a set as a home theater. ”

The men in black looked at each other stiffly, and finally stared at a short man together. They were all dressed in loose black coats, with wide hoods that obscured most of their faces, revealing only the tip of their chin. The other men in black were all bearded Zara, but this short one had no beard and a smooth and small chin, and was clearly a woman. Under the gaze of her companions, she had to lift her cloak, revealing a beautiful face that was too pale, and said with a smile: "This is our homemade illusion projector...... There is no product batch number, if you like it, just take it...... We can adjust the color for you until you are satisfied......"

Gu Tie slowly walked behind the woman in black and looked at the figure behind her. The woman in black involuntarily tensed her back and begged her companions for help with her eyes. But the other men in black turned their faces away and sold her completely. She could only bite the bullet and say, "We are 'Steelmans' from the South, and we are good at making all kinds of tools suitable for home travel. It was a pleasure to meet the legendary Gu Tie, the big dragon head of the five-headed dragon. If you like our handicrafts, you can take more, definitely more than the vending machine......"

She was speechless as Gu Tie grabbed her from behind. He pinched her soft and slender waist, and while gently caressing, he blew in her ear: "Your figure is very good, your bones are slender and elastic, but you don't usually exercise much, and your muscles are relaxed." But that's fine.,I've been fucking women with tight butts and strong waists.,It's rare to have a chance to eat plump and soft soft girls.。 No, you're not a soft girl, you're a ripe soft persimmon, take a sip, and your mouth is full of sweet water. ”

The woman in black gradually turned red, trembling nervously, and stammered, "This ...... Isn't this ......"

"What's your name?" asked Gu Tie with a smile.

"He...... Hersh ...... Shrler. The woman in black stammered, her teeth chattering.

"He-Hersh-Shler?" Gu Tie teased with a smile.

She swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty and said quickly, "Heshler." ”

"Oh, Heshler, which civilization are you?" asked Gu Tie curiously.

"Nagorno-Karabakh civilization ......," Heshler paused for a moment before he said, "It's the same as your Magog." ”

"Hey, I thought you were from Filan, but I didn't think you were a magical girl from the magical girl's home planet?" Gu Tie said with a smile.

"Your Excellency's opinion is also reasonable, both the Firan and the Naka are slender and relatively similar in appearance. It's easy to confuse by looking at body type and appearance, but the difference in equipment is obvious. The Philan Warlock is a classical style that relies on spells and gestures to cast spells, and his costume is also a simple robe. The Naka people are more technologically advanced, and are good at using powerful staffs and advanced robes. Heshler spoke, his mood calming down: "That's why Naka warlocks have conspicuous staffs and robes. ”

"Oh, you haven't answered yet, are you a magical girl?" asked Gu Tie.

Hershler's face turned red and he said dryly, "I've ...... It's not a girl anymore. ”

"Magical mature woman?" Gu Tie stuck to the plump ass and said with a smile, "Sure enough, it's ripe." ”

Hershler clutched the edge of the table with both hands, tears rolling in his eyes, and he looked very aggrieved.

Gu Tie looked at the other black-clothed people and asked with a smile, "You are also the magical boy of the magical girl's home planet?"

The other men in black hesitated for a moment, and then took off their hoods one after another, revealing trembling faces. None of them are young men. It's not an old man. Just a bunch of raunchy older youths. The temperament is similar to those scholars who stay in the laboratory all the year round, and some have obvious hunchbacks. Gu Tie couldn't help but laugh: "Hehe, I'm still looking forward to a group of conspirators with sharp beaks and deep eyes, how do you know it's a group of ...... Nerds. Okay, nerds, who is the nerd boss, can you tell me?"

The magical young nerds shook their heads together and said in unison, "We are all equal. There is no boss. ”

"If there is no boss, then who is in charge?" asked Gu Tie suspiciously.

"Everyone works together, each does its own thing, and no one else needs to take care of it. Hershler said.

"If there is an internal dispute, who is responsible for coordination?" asked Gu Tie.

"Everyone is a civilized person, and we negotiate peacefully. Hershler said.

"If there is an invasion by a foreign enemy, who will be the first to step forward?" Gu Tie asked again.

"Everyone fights side by side, each doing its job, and doing its duty. Hershler replied.

Gu Tie pinched her waist and said with a smile, "Your current duty." Is it a sacrifice?"

Heshler looked at his companions around him, gritted his teeth, and said, "Your ability is too strong. We can't stand up to you head-on. Given your sympathetic nature, a woman can lower your desire to attack and make you more gentle. As the only woman on the team, I should have stepped up. Of course......" She took a deep breath, tears rolling down her eyes, too sad to speak.

Gu Tie smiled and said: "I see, okay, you tell me about the situation, talk well, I won't bully you." ”

Heshler hurriedly wiped away his tears, took several deep breaths in a row, and said as gently as possible, "Okay, you ask." ”

"What kind of trap did you prepare to deal with me?" asked Gu Tie with a smile.

Heshler guessed what Gu Tie was going to do, and said nervously: "Do you want to ......?"

Gu Tie glanced at the fantasy projection and said with a smile, "Through this, you also know what Player Zero said to Kayla? You have two choices, A, to be my subordinate and follow my orders, and B, to die in my torment. Heshler, I swear to you with the work ethic of a succubus that you will never die. I will make you unable to take care of yourself, using all kinds of chemical, biological and mechanical methods, and then I will summon a succubus and make her continue to rape you. Eventually, your soul will be devoured by a succubus, and your body will be soaked in lust and become a pretty good skin. ”

Hershler's face suddenly turned pale, and the faces of the magical youths were even more ugly, and some of them involuntarily clamped their butts.

Gu Tie smiled and said, "Don't worry, I only like to rape women." Ladies and gentlemen, I will never touch them. I will hand you over to the Iron Shield Fortress as the mastermind behind this invasion. With the sins you have committed against Iron Shield, Iron Shield can do anything to you. I will give them enough technical guidance to punish you with professional torture. ”

The magical youths were dumbfounded, and hurriedly pleaded with Heshler with their eyes. Tears rolled in Heshler's eyes, and he said helplessly: "The Iron Warlock Warband has a base in the south, where there are properties that have been in business for many years, as well as our families. I have a daughter who is only 12 years old. If they learn that we have defected, they will definitely attack our base and hurt my daughter. ”

"If you choose A, I'll help you. Gu Tie smiled and said, "You also know that I am not a bastard without reputation. For some of the natives who helped me, I could personally go out for them. If you are willing to follow me, I will do the same to you. I will use a swift and swift five-thousand-mile raid to go deep into the south to rescue your families and transfer as much of your possessions as possible. You'll still lose some of your possessions, but I can swear you'll get more in the near future.

Hershler was a little moved, so he asked his companions with his eyes, and found that the group of guys nodded together in tacit understanding.

Gu Tie smiled and said, "Okay, continue with the previous question. ”

Hershler cleared his throat and said solemnly, "Underneath the Iron Clan's Ancient Forge, we install a set of thermonuclear reactor ......."

"Wait, this thermonuclear reaction refers to nuclear fusion?" asked Gu Tie in surprise.

"It's nuclear fusion, but on a much smaller scale. "We extracted the heat from the ancient furnace and simulated an ultra-high temperature environment similar to the inside of solar energy, and then arranged the fusion material. Once the furnace is activated, the nuclear material reacts, resulting in a nuclear explosion that cannot be ignored. Then. We thought you'd go to the Ancient Forge yourself......"

She stopped her mouth in a slur. Gu Tie patted her ass. He smiled and said, "Okay, let's start preparing." ”

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In the depths of the scorching heat, rivers of red lava and fire flowed slowly, and the dreary air was filled with the stench of sulfur. I don't know why, today's river of fire is extremely irritable, and from time to time it triggers a wave of fire, slapping an ancient palace standing in the center of the river of fire. Magma splashes and heat rolls in. But the ancient palace stood still, like an eternal and immortal temple of the kingdom of God. In the main hall in the center of the palace, there is a wonderful fire well. Red clouds of fire erupted from the well, illuminating the hall in a blinding red.

Next to the fire well, the corpses of the men in black were scattered on the ground, their flesh and skin melted off, revealing their broken and deformed bones. On the ancient stone bench in the corner of the main hall, Gu Tie was grabbing a woman in black and slapping her ass as he did it. The woman lay motionless on the chair, her head and face obscured by the hood. Only the big red and swollen ass is exposed. After a moment, he looked sideways at the entrance of the main hall. Beckoning to the majestic golden-armored warrior like a god: "Hey, you're late. ”

Divine Nes glanced at the corpse next to the fire well and said coldly, "You did a good job. ”

"Of course, I'm a professional succubus, and I'm the best at it. Gu Tie pulled out the thick murder weapon, stabbed the chrysanthemum on it mercilessly, and then continued to work hard, with a large amplitude and fast speed, just like a pile driver. He said with a smile while hard, "Hehe, you guys are so funny, you actually sent me a magical girl." Well, a magical girl who has passed her expiration date. But I haven't done this kind of soft and plump big sister, so it feels very cool, mature women are really different from girls, especially soft. By the way, in the Japanese culture of the earth, magical girls are generally the target of sexual immorality. ”

Divine Ness clenched his sword and gun, but he was afraid of something, staring at Gu Tie repeatedly, not daring to approach rashly.

"Have you inherited the memories of the original Ness? The first time the original Ness met me, it was very similar to what it is now. In a dimly lit basement, I snapped the female captive, who descended from the sky like a god and grabbed my head. I'm sorry, I forgot if it was the head or the face, it doesn't matter anyway. Then, I banged and exploded him into a chicken cutlet. Gu Tie smiled and said, "Be careful, if you rush over and cut me, I may also explode." ”

"Don't get carried away. Divine Nes snorted coldly, and suddenly raised the explosive pistol in his left hand and opened fire.

Gu Tie immediately activated the bullet time, and the world in his eyes suddenly slowed down, so slow that he could see the bullet fired from the muzzle. Bullet after bullet shot out of the muzzle, flew for a distance, then took off the shell, spread the tail to spray flames, and continued to fly like a rocket. The first bullet went in a straight line and had a completely straight trajectory towards the ancient iron in a straight line, the second bullet was deflected to the left, the third bullet was deflected upward, the fourth bullet was deflected to the right and fired in an arc towards the ancient iron, and the fifth bullet was the most elusive, and the trajectory turned out to be a spiral. On the shell and tail of the bullet, the ancient iron can also see the intricate inscriptions, as well as a glowing aura.

"Variable trajectory blast projectiles, high-end. Gu Tie grinned, and a machine gun stepped out from under his overcoat. Time suddenly resumed, and the machine guns fired wildly, and the dense gunfire overlapped each other, forming a long 'sudden' sound. -- He relied on bullet time to see clearly the trajectory of the bomb, so he intercepted the 'necessary place' of the bomb in advance. The first four rounds were hit in succession, crackling and exploding one after another. The trajectory of the fifth shot is very complicated, so it will be exploded every once in a while.

"Good means. Divine Nes said coldly.

"Thank you, my marksmanship has always been good. Gu Tie moved a few more times in a row.

"Confirm your identity. Divine Nes snorted coldly, and his wings flapped rapidly, swooping down like a bird of prey.

"Holy shit. Gu Tie lifted the female captive in front of him and shouted, "I have a hostage." ”

Divine Nes glanced at the two big white legs of the female captive, and without hesitation, he slashed out the chainsaw sword, as if to split the captive with Gu Tie. Gu Tie saw that the hostages had no effect, so he let go of the hostages and turned around and ran, tying zippers as he ran. Seeing that Gu Tie let go of the hostages and fled, Divine Nes chased after Gu Tie closely, completely ignoring the female captive, and didn't even look at it. In the eyes of the Divine Ness, the Steelmancers were just a bunch of opportunistic elements, temporarily hired tools that did not need to be cherished at all.

However. When Divine Nes turned in pursuit of Ancient Iron. The worthless female captive suddenly got up. The movements are very fast, which is completely different from the weak legs just now. She swooped down on the Divine Nest as fast as lightning, her skin and clothes cracking apart, shooting out chains of silver-white and shiny machinery. In the blink of an eye, a weak and collapsed female captive became a ...... A mechanical octopus. It turns out that this time is the opposite of the first time, the first time Gu Tie is fake, the captives are real, and this time Gu Tie is real. The captives are fake.

Divine Nest was caught off guard and was held from behind by mechanical tentacles. The wings were bound and locked by tentacles, and the limbs were also forcefully bound, and the whole person suddenly rolled and fell to the ground. Gu Tie turned around and ran back, opening his left hand and slapping at the breastplate of Divine Ness. Golden lightning erupted from the palm of his hand, scurrying all over Divine Ness, making the golden armor even more brilliant and gorgeous. But this splendor is ominous, and wherever the golden thunder and lightning go, the golden armor fades to gold and turns into a dull blue-gray.

Sacred Nes is also in excruciating pain. The white teeth were clucking, and the skin on the forehead and the corners of the eyes were constantly cracking. A glowing sheet of blood was revealed. After a while, the left side of his face twitched violently, and his left eyeball bulged sharply and exploded with a snap. After a few more moments, his wings began to catch fire, his white wings turning to ashes, and his flesh cracking and bleeding. Gu Tie was about to make persistent efforts to discharge, when his heart suddenly felt empty, with the intention of destroying the Holy Nest, but there was no motivation to continue.

The golden thunderbolt gradually weakened, and finally stopped completely. Gu Tie stood stupidly, looking at the half-crippled Divine Ness in a daze for a while, and finally couldn't help laughing. There are three sources of the purified energy of the Divine Thunder and Lightning, first, the power of his own faith, second, the power of the believer's faith, and third, the absorption of enemy violence. -- The operation went well, and he avoided the frontal battle almost the entire time, and did not absorb the enemy's violence. After leaving heaven and earth, the power of faith is very little. So he could only use the power of his faith to unleash divine purification. I have to say that my own power is really limited, and I can't completely purify this super soldier.

Gu Tie laughed for a while, and said loudly: "What are you looking at, you can't come yet?"

Heshler led a group of magical youths into the main hall, wearing breathing masks, holding video cameras and cameras, feeling very nondescript. They were nervous when they saw that Divine Nest was still alive and coughing up blood on and off. Heshler walked behind Gu Tie and whispered, "Boss, this guy's regeneration ability is super strong, and only the bones can be restored, be careful." ”

"If he could recover, he would have recovered a long time ago, so let's get started. Gu Tie said with a smile.

The mechanical octopus disintegrates automatically, turns into mercury and flows to the feet of Gu Tie, and automatically penetrates into the sole of the boot. Divine Nest lost his bindings and fell to the ground motionless, his face twisted and covered in blood, his broad wings scorched and scorched, like a fallen angel who had fallen to hell. Heshler and the others waited cautiously for a while, and when they saw that Saintness showed no signs of recovery, they picked up the camera equipment and shot hard. Gu Tie stood beside Divine Ness, assuming various poses, like a hunter taking a picture with his prey.

After taking enough photos, Ancient Iron proceeded to purify the Holy Nest. The current divine power is not enough to purify the whole body, but local treatment is still possible. He purified the magic of the palms and soles of the hands and feet of the Holy Ones, and then placed the Holy Ones in a cross shape and nailed them to the ground with large nails. Hershler sets up a camera around Sannes and has the camera automatically shoot the whole body of Sannes. Other magical youths deal with the fire well, the furnace of the Ancient Forge and activate the fusion material hidden underneath.

It didn't take long for everything to be ready, and the steelorcers gathered around Divine Nes, their eyes complicated.

"Do you want to say goodbye?" asked Gu Tie.

Heshler shook his head and whispered, "Nothing, the past is the past." ”

Gu Tie smiled, packed the equipment of the Divine Nest into a box, and carried the box out of the main hall. The steelmancers followed one after another, and Heshler stayed for the end, hesitated for a moment before leaving, trotting to catch up with the ancient iron. It wasn't long before the empty Ancient Hall fell silent, leaving only Divine Nes lying motionless, like a fallen angel.

After a long time, Divine Nest slowly woke up, slowly turned his head to look around, and tentatively moved his hands and feet. His nailed hands and feet made him unable to move, and his limbs damaged by the divine lightning had no strength to break free, so he could only lie motionless. He stared at the camera for a moment, as if to say to himself, "That's true...... Yes...... He has indeed pushed the limits of mortals...... Normal weapons are hardly effective against him...... Only by cutting off faith can we truly defeat a true god ......"

After a while, he slowly closed his only right eye and sighed deeply: "Then, my mission ends here." ”

A few minutes later, the heat as intense as the sun's core suddenly exploded, completely engulfing everything.

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An hour later, in the Tower Shield Square of the Iron Shield Fort, the gray iron mercenaries lined up in a neat long line, throwing their guns and armor into the center of the square. Several piles of weapons and equipment have been piled up in the square, including mechas, power armor and light armor, and there are thousands of unarmed gray iron men, and the black pressure is gathered in a corner of the square. On a high platform in front of the square, the Scar Chariot was parked proudly. Red and White was sitting on the front of the Scarred Chariot, holding a bottle of wine and drinking contentedly.

Black and white stood on the roof of the car, looked around with a telescope, and said nervously: "What's going on, why hasn't the master returned?"

"Well, I'm with a woman. Hongbai burped and spewed a small flame from her nostrils.

"Don't talk nonsense, the master doesn't mess around anywhere and anytime. Black and white said unhappily.

"Well, it's not messing around, a cigarette afterwards, and a race against the living immortals. Afterwards, a pot of wine warmed up. Afterwards, I did a shot, and my whole body was refreshing and numb. Hongbai patted the wine vat and said with a smile: "This is the boy." Hee-hee, by the way, this is a boy from a patriarchal society. Black and white, although you are a boy, you are a boy in a matriarchal society, and the nature is different. ”、

Hei Bai was so angry that his little face turned red, and he shouted angrily: "I am a girl, a girl from the Demon Dragon Clan, a pure female dragon." ”

"Well, the 'mother dragon' you call yourself is the same as the 'pure master' that Ma each calls him. Red and white said.

Hei Bai was angry, pulled out his dagger and asked, "Don't go too far, I'm not as good-tempered as my master." ”

Hongbai's eyes suddenly widened, and he shouted fiercely: "What's the matter, what's the point of bullying you?" A skinny black dragon dares to shout in front of the red dragon. If you are weak, you must have a viscount of the weak. My sister spits in your face, and you have to stick out your tongue and lick it into your mouth, and then say, 'It's delicious, it's delicious, sister-sama's saliva truth, please spit it in my mouth'......"

"Yo, it turns out that Red and White is a delicate Sayuri, not bad, Xiao Ai and Xiao Pa add a strong love rival. ”

The clear laughter came from the audience, Gu Tie didn't know when he came to the audience, and kept smiling and eavesdropping on the two little female dragons arguing. Hei Bai suddenly blushed with shame, and Red and White were even more panicked, picked up the wine bottle and smashed it on the car cover, and shouted angrily: "The Führer is not a lily, the Führer is a pure masculine orthodox heterosexual, can give birth and raise, and is absolutely healthy physically and mentally." Even if the Führer is engaged in lily, he will not look for a skinny little ass, but the Führer will look for a strong female dragon with a big ass. ”

The shrill children's voice spread incredibly far away, resounding throughout the square.

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PS: The content of this chapter is relatively fragmented, and it may be better to send it in two chapters, alas, (to be continued......