Chapter 20: IQ is a Hard Injury!

Chapter 20 IQ is a hard injury!

"Hey, Huang Biaozi, did you hear me?

The more Huang Biaozi didn't speak, the more Tang Jinbiao felt in his heart that this strange black bead was probably really a treasure against the sky.

"I ......"

Huang Biaozi continued to be speechless, his face showed a strange look, and his brows were deeply furrowed.

"Hey, you're talking, is this a baby?

Tang Jinbiao's eyes lit up a little.

"Haha, it seems that I, Tang Jinbiao, are still favored by God, it seems that you still haven't abandoned me! Okay, good, I will definitely repay you well, from today onwards, if anyone dares to say against the sky, Lao Tzu will definitely use a watermelon knife to kill him if he hears it! Haha, Lao Tzu's Heavenly Reverse Pearl, haha, the third step of the door, open for Lao Tzu!

Huang Biaozi's silence encouraged Tang Jinbiao's speculation more and more, and it can even be described as getting carried away.

"Hmm, no, I remember that Wang Lao Mo's Tianyi Pearl shape seems to be a little different from this, it seems to be leaves, it is a natural pattern,, this time it won't be the same as the green vial last time, it's a sister paper exclusive product, right?"

But it was only a short moment, Tang Jinbiao immediately calmed down, remembering the scene of the last time he picked up the green vial on the top of the mountain.

The shadow of the green vial is still there, I thought it was the same anti-heaven existence as the green vial of Han Ranran, and I was excited in vain, and in the end it turned out to be something that the sister paper used to eliminate loneliness, as soon as I thought of this, Tang Jinbiao couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.

"Isn't it?I don't think my character Tang Jinbiao really has that back, right? Anyway, I'm also a person who has crossed over, although I don't have to have any strong Niu X's protagonist aura, but you can't play me like this, right?"

Tang Jinbiao calmed down and began to carefully observe the small black bead, and after thinking of the green vial last time, the original excitement in his heart instantly turned into a look of suspicion.

"This thing doesn't seem to be a good thing, I don't feel anything special in my hand, I don't feel a little cool in my hand, and I don't feel that it's too heavy,, shouldn't I pick up another piece of garbage and treat it as a treasure?"

"Well, well, that's definitely it, this thing must be just an ordinary garbage, the kind of rotten street goods sold on the street from the street to the end of the street, people still want Chinese cabbage, this kind of thing must be given away and no one wants, one is not good-looking, two can't be eaten, and three can't seem to be used!

"Oh, by the way, I remembered, it seems that there is a kind of fired ceramic in Jingdezhen called what kind of crack, that kind of thing is something that looks cracked, this thing must also be fired according to that method, yes, yes, yes!"

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that my guess was correct, and he looked confident, as for the Huang Biaozi, he had been silent and didn't say a word since he saw this bead.

"Haha, fortunately, Lao Tzu is smart, Lao Tzu is really a genius, such a difficult question has been deduced by me, Shenma Sherlock Holmes, the ten thousand years of primary school students are weak, as soon as Lao Tzu comes out, he will blow up your street, no, directly burst out of Xiang! Please call me Detective Tang Jinbiao, haha!"

Tang Jinbiao got the conclusion of 'perfect' in a blink of an eye, and couldn't help but feel that his image instantly became taller, as if he saw those characters kneeling at his feet one by one, wagging their tails and begging for pity.

"Haha, fly for Lao Tzu, fly far! Don't ask me why? If you want to ask why? I can only tell you, let the bullets fly for a while! Haha, Lao Tzu is a genius!"

After affirming the idea in his heart, Tang Jinbiao's right hand was raised slightly, turned sideways, twisted his waist and abdomen, made a discus throwing motion, and then twisted his waist violently, and with a force, the black bead was directly thrown out far away.

Shout!

The black bead turned into a ghostly light and galloped away into the distance.

Tang Jinbiao didn't even have the idea of looking up, he still maintained the previous action of throwing the discus, at this moment, he felt that he was possessed by David, he was a god descending from heaven, so handsome, handsome, if he was seen by his little friends, he would definitely be stunned!

Don't talk about Tang Jinbiao's little friend, Huang Biaozi, who has been silent, was also stunned.

Tata Tower!

I didn't know where the bead was thrown, and I didn't hear any sound, but after about ten breaths, Tang Jinbiao straightened up, with a look of pride and satisfaction, and began to continue walking slowly along the river.

"Huang Biaozi, hehe, how is it? Lao Tzu is smart, right? Lao Tzu is wise and martial!"

Tang Jinbiao walked while not forgetting to show off with Huang Biaozi in his mind.

"I ......"

Huang Biaozi was speechless.

"Haha, needless to say, I know you must worship me, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend of brother!

Tang Jinbiao was even more confident, and laughed heartily.

"Well, the old man does worship you, no, he worships you, the old man has traversed the three thousand realms, and he has never seen a 'genius' like you!"

I don't know what Huang Biaozi meant, he said this, and deliberately bit the word genius very hard.

"Hmph, are you still not convinced? Lao Tzu told you that Lao Tzu is a genius, no one will surpass Lao Tzu's IQ in the first five hundred years, and no one will exceed Lao Tzu's IQ in the first five hundred years, and the next genius will be a genius, don't bite so hard, otherwise I thought you were a big tongue!"

Tang Jinbiao continued to walk forward, and after hearing Huang Biaozi's words, he felt very disdainful, of course, when he said this, he always felt a little familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"Hmph, just kidding, international jokes, people like you are geniuses, the old man is blind, why did he fall in love with you in the first place, I see no difference between you and an idiot, no, it's an insult to say that you're an idiot, do you know what you just threw away?"

Huang Biaozi snorted coldly, and even more bluntly mocked.

"Hmph, throw away what? It's just a broken rock, what's there to make a fuss about?"

Tang Jinbiao still didn't feel anything wrong at all, and hummed disdainfully.

"Ha, broken stones? Whose broken stones have you seen so round? Who have you seen whose stones are black? Also, whose broken stones have you seen with patterns on them?"

Huang Biaozi was not in a hurry, but also ridiculed each other.

"Just kidding, it's not easy? The marbles in the children's hands are round, the stones in the pit are black and hard, and the stones in the lion's mouth have ...... Yes...... Flower...... Line...... Yellow...... Tiger...... Son, you ...... No...... Will ......"

Tang Jinbiao didn't look back, and he didn't even have to think about it, just like answering a song, he said two in one breath, but at the end, his voice became a little choked and stammered, and he felt dry every time he said a word.

Huang Biaozi said coldly: "Talk about people!"

"Huang Biaozi, you won't tell Lao Tzu that the broken stone that Lao Tzu threw away just now is an anti-heaven level treasure, right?"

Tang Jinbiao took a deep breath and said in a hurried voice.

"Yes, you're right!"

"I bought a watch last year!"

......

"Ah! Huang Biaozi, if Lao Tzu can't find the thing just now, Lao Tzu will definitely cut you more than seventy times!"

"Huang Biaozi, I x you xxx!"

......

More than three hours passed, and before I knew it, it was afternoon.

Squeak squeak!

The three rounds of the sun in the sky were desperately basking on the earth, a scene that wanted to melt the earth, and the jungle knew that it was screaming one after another.

Whew!

"Huang Biaozi, it's good that Lao Tzu found it, otherwise you'll be finished!"

Tang Jinbiao was sitting on the ground exhausted, leaning against a big tree with his back, panting, and he didn't know if it was because the sun was too hot or because he was too tired.

"Ha, just kidding, this thing is what you want to throw yourself, and it wasn't the old man who asked you to throw it, I didn't say anything, you thought you were a genius of reasoning, and you threw it out, and the action is so elegant and chic, if the old man is dozens of years younger and a woman, maybe he will fall in love with you!"

Huang Biaozi was quite bored in his heart, he didn't understand why he had fallen in love with such a stupid X in the first place, and now he completely felt like he had been hit headlong to death.

"Go, who the hell would be interested in someone like you? If someone really takes a fancy to you, I will be hit by a car and killed immediately when I go out!" Tang Jinbiao sneered not to be outdone.

Phew!

Flutter flutter!

But at this moment, about a hundred feet away, a flock of birds suddenly flew up, as if they had been alarmed by something.

"What? no, there's a monster!"

As soon as he saw those birds flying around, Tang Jinbiao's face changed, and his whole person was excited, and he immediately stood up, and said with a look of shock in his eyes.

I have to say that Tang Jinbiao is in another world, and he has indeed read too many novels!

"Demon beast, your sister, you don't know how to use your brains? How far is this place from the Tang family? What kind of demon beast with no long eyes will come to this place? I think if you are a pig demon, most of the time only you will come!"

The more he got along with Tang Jinbiao, the more Huang Biaozi found that Tang Jinbiao's IQ was indeed problematic, and he even doubted his original choice, and began to question why he fell in love with such an idiot in the first place, and planned to let such an idiot learn the deception that he had spent his whole life comprehending, and he felt that he was blinded by lard.

"I ......"

After being said by Huang Biaozi, Tang Jinbiao also seemed to react, with an embarrassed look on his face, it seemed unlikely that a demon beast would appear here.

"Hehe, there are indeed demon beasts over there, and they are big demon beasts, do you want to go over and have a look?

But at this time, Huang Biaozi seemed to know something, and the obscene smile appeared on his face again, and he said with a strange smile.