Chapter 21: No Pornography, No Violence (Part I) Two Changes
Chapter 21: No Pornography and No Violence (I)
"Really, what kind of demon beast is it? It would make you show such a lewd expression, it can't be the legendary yin beast, right?"
Seeing Huang Biaozi's expression, Tang Jinbiao's curiosity was mobilized, and he had a little bit of a mind to go over and see what was going on.
"Hehe, go ahead, go ahead, you kid won't regret it after you go!"
Huang Biaozi still has that mysterious and obscene expression.
"Hmph, it's weird, if you let me go, I'll go?
Tang Jinbiao looked at Huang Biaozi's enthusiastic appearance, and with his understanding of Huang Biaozi, it was probably nothing good, so he simply snorted.
He didn't bother to pay attention to it, stood up, put the black beads in the storage bag, and continued to walk down the river, intending to go home directly.
"Hey, hey, hey, are you kid rebellious in adolescence? The old man asked you to learn to deceive, you don't learn, you have to learn what to refine, the old man asked you to take a look, you still have to be stubborn and not go! Ha, since you don't want to go, then let's go back, I want to go back so much, I can't wait for a moment, ah, it's so painful to stay outside!"
Huang Biaozi gradually discovered that there was something wrong with him, a 'genius' disciple who was originally very important, and a bit of a rebellious mentality.
"Ha, do you want me to go back, I'm going to go back?
Tang Jinbiao is really the same as Huang Biaozi, you let me go east, I want to go west, what do you do.
"!"
Huang Biaozi was very depressed in his heart, and only this one word could express his mood at the moment.
Of course, Tang Jinbiao was originally curious, even if Huang Biaozi didn't say it, he would go and take a look, after all, in another world, what he was best at was onlookers!
Tang Jinbiao trotted towards the place where the birds flew just now.
About half an hour later, Tang Jinbiao came to a dense jungle.
Originally, he had been walking along the river, but Tang Jinbiao didn't notice that the jungle next to it was so dense that it could even be described as bushes, it was a little difficult to walk, and it was overgrown with many plants that he had never seen.
Some of those plants have dense spikes on them, which are not good if they are pricked, while others are colorful and very good-looking, although I don't know what they do, but they should be highly poisonous, just like beautiful mushrooms are poisonous, and beautiful women are just as poisonous!
Even if there were three suns hanging in the sky, they couldn't reach the ground, because the trees were so luxuriant that it seemed that even the brightest sunlight could not shine on them.
Every time Tang Jinbiao took a step, he had to carefully observe the surrounding plants to determine whether there was any danger, and he didn't have a knife on him, so it was impossible to open the road directly, so he could only walk carefully.
"Hmph, Huang Biaozi, if Lao Tzu and you learn the art of deception, what if Lao Tzu encounters these thoughtless trees?"
Tang Jinbiao carefully pulled apart a vine covered with spikes, and asked unconvinced.
"Hmph, you kid knows a fart, didn't the old man say it? This deception is a five-step process, one step to deceive people who think they are smart, the second step is to deceive themselves, and the third step is to deceive everything that can be deceived, don't say these flowers and plants, even if it is stones and soil, it can be deceived, and the cycle is short, and the effect is fast, as long as you want to learn......"
Huang Biaozi snorted with some disdain, and brought out his big truth.
However, he was interrupted by Tang Jinbiao in the middle of speaking, and said: "Cut, Lao Tzu will recommend jobs for free after graduation, with a monthly salary of more than 8,000 yuan!"
"I ......"
Huang Biaozi was speechless.
......
Because of those trees and vines, it took Tang Jinbiao half an hour to get a little closer in a short distance.
......
"Ah......h
However, when Tang Jinbiao's position was about ten or twenty zhang away, a ** gasp came.
For!
As soon as he heard that voice, a certain part of Tang Jinbiao reacted instantly, bulging like a spring.
"!"
"Hey, hey!"
Tang Jinbiao was calm and scolded in his heart, but Huang Biaozi showed an obscene expression on his face, and even the laughter became obscene.
"It can't be someone fighting over there, right?"
For Tang Jinbiao, a person with 'extraordinary experience', the moment he heard that voice, coupled with this deep mountain and wild place, he had an idea in his heart for a moment.
"Ah......h
Just when Tang Jinbiao was thinking about it in his heart, the voice that made people unable to help themselves and his whole body was hot came again.
"Isn't it?"
"Hey, hey!"
The impact on Tang Jinbiao is too great, in another world, he has never fought in actual combat, the rich and handsome goddess is in the hotel, and his goddess is in the hard drive, this kind of scene has never been seen.
"No, no, Lao Tzu is also a temperate person, how can he go to peek at other people's field battles, this is really unkind!"
Tang Jinbiao was making an extremely difficult choice in his heart, he really wanted to see that kind of spectacular and brutal picture, but at this time, the sling's surname undoubtedly leaked out, and he dared to think about it.
"Ah......h
Another gasp, this one as if it were some kind of lipid object, even more powerful than that kind of thing!
"it, MD, isn't this forcing Lao Tzu to commit a crime?"
Tang Jinbiao had already scolded in his heart, but he scolded in his heart, and muttered that he wanted to go, but he didn't move a single step, but a certain part began to show a strong fighting spirit.
"Hehe, boy, don't you want to go and see it? That picture is quite violent, and even the old man can't help but be a little unbearable when he reaches this age! I feel that my heart, which has been cold for many years, is about to burn again!"
Huang Biaozi's obscene voice sounded in Tang Jinbiao's mind at this time.
"Violence your sister, Lao Tzu is a good person, how can you go to see that kind of thing!"
Although Tang Jinbiao has a hard mouth, his body does not deceive people.
"Ah...... Ah......h
The voice seemed to be a little hurried.
"!"
Tang Jinbiao cursed in his heart, stood on tiptoe slightly, and planned to see the scene over there through the dense bushes, but the trees were too dense and he couldn't see anything but the trees.
"Hey, you kid shouldn't be so bad, right? Is it just a thief's heart and no thief's guts? Just like you, you still want to be a goddess? I think you hit your head and die, and the old man has to be relieved, saving you from wasting time on you. ”
Huang Biaozi saw that Tang Jinbiao couldn't hold back the impulse in his heart, and immediately added fuel to the fire and ridiculed.
"Your sister, isn't she just a girl? I haven't seen anything? g milk, white tiger, haven't I seen anything? Lao Tzu's hard disk is all seeds!"
Tang Jinbiao scolded Huang Biaozi in his heart, and he was about to turn back.
"Ah...... Don't ......"
However, as soon as Tang Jinbiao took two steps, the ** voice came over again, and it even sounded a little sharp, as if he was about to die.
Boom!
"It's really not angry, give Lao Tzu a hard hair at this time!"
Tang Jinbiao scolded as he walked back, but he didn't scold Huang Biaozi, but scolded the good brother with high fighting spirit!
"Ah......h
The voice grew more and more urgent.
"Hehe, boy, how is it? Do you want to go over and see it? As long as you promise to learn from the old man, the old man will be fine with you, and you can see it clearly, and even if you want to touch it, it's not impossible! Hehe, how about it?"
Huang Biaozi's voice became more and more obscene, and he had even begun to tempt.
"Okay, I promise you!"
However, what Huang Biaozi didn't expect was that Tang Jinbiao didn't say anything 'touch your sister, Lao Tzu is a good person', but directly agreed to it.
"Forehead ......"
Huang Biaozi was slightly stunned, and he couldn't understand Tang Jinbiao's appearance.
"Move fast, hurry up and make Lao Tzu invisible, Lao Tzu is waiting to see that brutal scene!"
Tang Jinbiao began to walk towards the place where the voice came from, and urged at the same time.
"Good!"
Huang Biaozi also reacted, and then the surface of his body began to emit a burst of yellow light, and those rays soon covered Tang Jinbiao's entire mind, and then revealed the surface of his body, emitting yellow rays on the surface of Tang Jinbiao's body, forming an invisible yellow glow, enveloping him inside.
At the moment when he was wrapped in yellow mang, Tang Jinbiao vaguely felt that his body seemed to have disappeared, with no weight at all, and it looked like it was transparent.
"You kid go forward with confidence, everything can't stop you, everything can't see you!"
Huang Biaozi has completely changed his appearance at this moment, and has become an invincible appearance, as long as he says anything, it is what it is.
But this is indeed the case, the thorns that Tang Jinbiao had to carefully bypass were now directly shuttled over as if they were walking on the ground.
"Damn, this destroys the world!"
After discovering that his body had a magical function, Tang Jinbiao scolded in his heart.
"Ah......h
The gasp was getting closer and closer, and gradually, it seemed to ring in my ears.
After a while, Tang Jinbiao only felt that his eyes lit up slightly, as if he was about to walk to the end of the tree.
"Ahh
The voice still doesn't stop.
"Well, there's an open space in front of you! No, it's a lake!"
Through the bright light, Tang Jinbiao vaguely saw the scenery in front of him.
"Ah......h
After a few arrow steps, Tang Jinbiao rushed over, and when he rushed over, a wonderful picture appeared in front of him......;