Chapter 1: The Lewd Trio
Dressed in white, with a pear blossom bow at his waist and a pot of arrows on his back, the young man had a white horse with a divine horse in his crotch and galloped all the way to the north.
"Phew!"
Suddenly, the horse's reins were lifted, and the young man's body suddenly rose from the horse's back, and the man shot out of the air like a lightning bolt with a bow and arrow.
I only heard the sound of the rope breaking suddenly sounded, and the next moment, the young man had already jumped back on the horse, with a hint of coldness in his eyes, "Which friend has a tripping horse, why don't you come out and see it." ”
"Hey, he broke the tripwire. Almost as the young man spoke, a head popped out from among the branches and leaves of the nearby tree.
"So I said, such an ugly rope can't be used as a tripping rope, not even for a donkey, let alone a horse. A head also poked out of the tree on the other side at the same time, and it was in line with the Tao.
"Phew, it's much harder to trip a donkey than a horse, and a donkey walks so slowly, as long as you are not blind, you can naturally see how you stumble. The man jumped down from the tree with a whoosh, and when he looked at it, he had at least two hundred pounds, a body of fat, but he was as light as a swallow, and he jumped down from such a high tree, and he didn't splash a little dust, "How about it?" ”
The dead fat man stretched out his feet, pointed to the pair of white cloth shoes, and raised his head triumphantly.
"Bah, you're as light as a swallow, and the sow will go up the tree." The other guy jumped down from the tree as well.
There is a rag bag hanging from his waist, a bun is tied on his head, and a half-worn Taoist robe has been slightly yellowed.
"Have you two quarreled enough?" the young man interrupted lightly, raising his eyebrows slightly.
"Hey, I forgot about business. With a slap on the head, the fat man suddenly glared at the young man and said, "Okay, Master Zhuang, I am in a good mood today, spare your life, leave the horse and you can go." ”
A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but the young man couldn't help but be angry, "Did you trip me on a tripper?"
"No, this broken rope is too conspicuous for you to see. The fat man shook his head and said solemnly.
"Then why should I leave the horse behind?" asked the young man, holding the reins of the horse in his hand, with some amusement.
"It seems to make some sense. Nodding, the fat man yelled angrily behind him, "Damn Liu Blowing Water, didn't you let you dye this broken rope yellow?"
"Yawn!" he yawned lazily, and the last young man jumped up from the shade of a nearby tree, "I'm lazy to dye." ”
"Bah, you bastard, why aren't you lazy to eat?" the fat man jumped to his feet angrily, "Now that the tripping horse cord has broken the family, what do you say you are going to do?"
"Then rob it, the two of you beat him, are you still so afraid that you can't beat him?" Liu Fushui patted the sloppy robe and scolded angrily.
"Why the two of us, not the three of us?" asked the other, small-eyed fellow, dissatisfied.
"Because I'm lazy. Liu Fushui said confidently, as if this was something natural.
"Whoosh!"
Hearing the three of them singing and harmonizing, a sneer appeared on the corner of the young man's mouth, and as soon as he raised his hand, another arrow was fired, and the terrifying arrow swirled in the air like a spiral.
"Click!"
The fat man jumped suddenly, jumped up in the air, and kicked the arrow like lightning, only to hear a click, and the arrow that was fired quickly was immediately kicked in two.
"I still want to sneak attack the handsome and dashing Zhuang Ye, it's ridiculous, Zhuang Ye is also a sneak attack you can ......" Before the fat man's words were finished, the arrow that had just been kicked off was shot backwards at a faster speed, and it was shot out at the same time.
"Oh, what the hell is this, this broken arrow can still jump if it is broken!" was startled, the fat man's body twisted suddenly, and he kicked out two more feet, and at the same time accurately kicked on the two broken arrows.
"Fatty, be careful, my arrow can't be broken. A faint smile overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and the young man bent his bow slightly, and another arrow was shot.
At the same time, the broken arrow that had just been kicked into four pieces by the fat man suddenly flew back upside down again, echoing the arrow that the young man had just shot, and immediately forced the fat man to scramble.
In normal times, even if five arrows are fired at the same time, the fat man is sure to kick it off in an instant, but this ghost arrow is too weird, the more he kicks, the more he kicks, the fat man doesn't dare to kick it anymore, and he is immediately chased all over the ground.
"Hey, hey, Liu Blowshui, Ryusan, you two bastards, aren't you going to help? This kid's arrows are really fucking evil!" The fat man shouted like a pig, "Also, stinky boy, Master Zhuang, my name is Zhuang Yingjun, and the handsome and dashing little white dragon in life is also, don't call me fat." ”
"Fatty, call your two companions together, you are alone, but you are not my opponent. A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but the young man didn't pay attention to him at all, and with a flip of his hand, three more arrows shot out in an instant, attacking three people at the same time.
"Bah, such a arrogant boy, I actually want to beat up our lewd threesome by myself, phew, amorous threesome. The small-eyed guy called Ryuzo also found a brick out of nowhere, raised his hand and shot at the flying arrow.
"Smack!"
The arrow was knocked away in an instant, but before he could be complacent, he saw the arrow fly back upside down as if it had eyes, and it was a little faster.
Only the lazy and sloppy guy didn't bother with the arrow that struck, and let the arrow nail to the trunk of the tree beside him.
"Hey, why don't you hide?" the young man asked curiously, looking at the sloppy guy with a little surprise.
Could it be that this guy sees that he doesn't mean to hurt anyone? With such eyesight, he is a master who cannot be ignored.
However, before this thought could be finished, the young man was suddenly amused by the fellow's answer.
"I'm too lazy to dodge, I haven't shot it yet. “
As soon as the words "......" came out, everyone, including the other two, couldn't help but be stunned, and almost didn't bite off their tongues.
Anyway, I haven't shot yet? Is there still a chance to dodge if I dodge?
With a smile, the young man casually returned the bow to his waist and said with a smile, "A few of you must have rushed to the Far North to find the ruins of the Ancient Killing Domain?"
"Hey, how do you know?" As the young man put away his bow, the arrows chasing the fat man also deviated from the direction at the same time, scattering in all directions, and the fat man relieved himself and asked curiously.
"The county lord of Hongluan personally released the map, and there are not many young people in the northern region who rushed to the extreme north, and several of them are extraordinary, and they are expected to not give up this great opportunity. With a smile, the young man shook his head.
"We don't know each other, although we can't beat you alone, but you are invincible if the three of you join forces!" the fat man said seriously, "Why don't you stop here?"
That's what I mean. With a chuckle, the young man didn't argue, clasped his hands into fists, and said softly, "In the lower heart, I have seen three brothers. ”