Chapter Seventy-One: I Can't Scold You!
"Jun San Gongzi, although the two masters are bright and fair, they have already seen through the victory and defeat is a passing cloud, and they don't care about the gains and losses at this time, and disdain to see you in general, but I want to ask, Jun San Gongzi's upper link, do you have a lower link? If there is an excellent lower link, please give it, let me open my eyes. A scholar in Wenxing Academy stood up, obviously a little unconvinced that he had lost this game.
"How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran!"
Jun Mo looked at him in amazement: "Please, when you think about things, use your brain first, don't always use your ass to think about problems! If it is a pair of Shanglian that even I can get right, will I take it out to make things difficult? Have you ever kicked a donkey when you were a child? Why did Wenxing Academy produce such a fool as you?"
"Oh, by the way, I think you're not only stupid, but also deaf in your ears, right? I made it clear before I came up with the question that it was someone else's question, and no one has been able to match it so far, I'm just borrowing it, which ear of you heard that I did it myself? I think you either don't have a head, or you have mold in your head! You actually care that I want to go down? Are you so embarrassed to speak! Tianxing Academy is all such a win-loser, unreasonable and cunning goods?"
Not many people have anything to say about the young master's opening this time, after all, before the question came out, he had already explained that this couplet was not made by him at all, but from somewhere else, and it was obvious that it was difficult to use it, and at this moment, the scholar asked this point to make it difficult, yù took advantage of this to save some face, but it was in vain, and it made others laugh!
The scholar's face was immediately red!
None of the others had any ideas, but Li Youran on the side opened his eyes in some surprise, what was the matter with this person, how did he get involved in it again? What is the meaning of "How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran?"
Fuck, is that human? Why am I being hypocritical?
"As soon as the master opened his mouth to admit defeat, he turned his face and sent his apprentice out to Salai?, Wenxing Academy, can't afford to lose like this?" Jun Moxie's voice was very loud, and he seemed to be full of energy, "If you really can't afford to lose, then it doesn't matter if Ben Gongzi gives a step." Although this son is not a good person, he also knows that he respects the old and respects the virtuous. ”
So you know you're not a good person, and everybody's rolling their eyes.
Do you respect the old and the virtuous so much? You are about to respect the two old masters to the ground...... "Yan Feng, step down! If you lose, you lose, there is no need to argue, why bother to stick to the gains and losses of one and a half times? This is just the first game, is it possible that with my Wenxing Academy, there is no chance to get it back?" Kong Lingyang trembled his lips and sternly slammed his disciple down.
Don't stick to the gains and losses of one and a half times, Mr. Kong is just happy at this time, this is not as simple as a defeat in a competition, this time it is a loss of adults, a few years ago, the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet or each other won and lost, but at that time, it was all held on the central island of Luoyue Lake, and His Majesty the Emperor was not present. But this time it was in the Imperial Palace, not only His Majesty the Emperor was there, but there was no shortage of high-level officials in the empire, and the scale was many times larger than in previous years, but it was lost at this time...... Isn't it so frustrating!
If it is said that the most hated gentleman of Wenxing Academy in the past was the fat man Tang Yuan, now the fat man has retreated to the second place, the young master of the Jun Rong and other top of the list, and it is the kind that has not changed for ten thousand years, the old, middle-aged and young talents of the Wenxing Academy have hated the young master Jun to the bone...... "Hehe, Mr. Kong is right, right pair, it is just a game for literati to play when they are bored, and what really reflects talent is poetry, songs, chess, calligraphy and painting......" Li Youran smiled silently and said: " Isn't there anything that can compare to Jun Gongzi?"
This sentence is very vicious!
In the face of the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military forces, if the Wenxing Academy stopped here, wouldn't it mean that the entire academy thought that there was no skill comparable to that of Jun Mo Xiejun?
Instantaneously, it was saber rattling again.
I've figured it out, Li Youran, this kid just doesn't have a good heart at all! Sure enough, the little white face has no kind eyes, and he wants to use the knives of these old masters to force Lao Tzu to show his hole cards.
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes, first turned his head back, and saw that it was almost close to Dugu Xiaoyi's small mouth, and then nodded, laughing confidently: "That's right, there are a lot of people from Wenxing Academy this time, fortunately, we are also full of talents! This Gongzi and Youran Gongzi teamed up to fight against Wenxing Academy, and no matter who wins or loses, it will be a good story; You Ran Gongzi also said just now, he admires Ben Gongzi very much in many aspects, hehe, that is to say, Ben Gongzi is a step ahead; in other words, this Young Master is much stronger than Li Youran, he...... So, if you can't even compare to the leisurely son, then don't use it to find me! This son is very busy, and the time is very expensive, and every moment is tens of millions of taels of silver, where can you afford to delay? ”
These words were fought back very beautifully, not only tying all the children of the family to their own warships at once, but also pushing Li Youran out to be the number one substitute for the dead ghost, which was a move that had both offense and defense and had no trace to be found.
Everyone cast admiring glances, but the object was not to Jun Moxie, but to Dugu Xiaoyi. Jun Moxie nodded on the side of his head, and then his attitude changed greatly, and he even said such a statement that he was both offensive and defensive, advancing and retreating freely, and Ren was a wooden man who also saw that something was wrong. If it weren't for Dugu Xiaoyi giving him a trick, then he would be called a ghost! With such a bastard thing, how can he say such a high-level thing?
Besides, what this guy just said was very unnatural, it seemed to be an endorsement, and there was not half a dirty word in a large paragraph!
Seeing Jun Mo Ye tilting his head and falling on the chair, he closed his eyes, looking at his laid-back appearance, even if he asked him anything, he would not answer; ”
Li Youran stood up with a smile and bowed slightly: "It's an honor." "I didn't have any disgust at being pushed out by Jun Moxie.
To tell the truth, Jun Moye has already won a game, no matter whether the victory is glorious or not, winning is winning, and Li Youran, who feels that he is the pride of the sky, is not willing to be compared to him.
On the dragon chair, His Majesty the Emperor's gaze swept over Li Youran intentionally or unintentionally, lowering his eyes, but the afterglow fell on Jun Moxie and Dugu Xiaoyi, who were unfathomable and unfathomable.
"Since we have already paired the pair, and I have heard that Li Gongzi's song is famous all over the world, then how about our comparison of the rhythm of this scene? A scholar walked out slowly, first saluted the emperor and the bigwigs, and then turned to face Li Youran. The movements were calm, and he gently held a jade flute made of white jade in his hand.
"The sound of the golden sound of the son moves the world, how can it be compared leisurely? Li Youran smiled bitterly, this is not that Li Youran deliberately admits defeat. On the occasion of this grand event, Li Dagongzi did not want to be in the limelight, after all, this is in front of the emperor of this dynasty, if he can leave a good impression, no matter what he does in the future, he can get twice the result with half the effort.
But this sonic shock is really a fierce rival, and it is a fierce rival that is difficult to match! He has a family tradition of flute skills, and at the age of fifteen, he has already spread his name on the mainland, but there is a half-tone that his vassal elegance can be compared? Wenxing Academy sent him, obviously to win back a game, to lay down a situation in which the two sides are evenly matched, and then the real tough battle is the next.
"Hehe, Mo Ye Gongzi and I each have a while, this leisurely shame, not as good as others, willing to admit defeat. Li Youran did not change his face, and said: "It will be your turn to be the son of Mo in the next game, and you wish Jun Sanshao victory here." ”
This guy didn't even compare directly, so he directly admitted defeat, what is it...... If it were me, no matter how powerful the other party was, I would have to shout a pop song with a straight voice, and I would rather be beaten to death than scared to death.
The Golden Autumn Talent Banquet is generally led by the provocation of both sides, and then from the poems, hundreds of pianos, chess, calligraphy and paintings, to the statecraft, people's livelihood placement, foreign strategy, etc., until all the arts have been competed.
At present, under Jun Moxie's nonsense, two opposing factions have finally been formed, but whether it is the smell of gunpowder or the fierce attitude of confrontation, it is far more than in previous years. This point, anyone who has participated in the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet over the years can clearly feel it, and the two guys who really participated in the competition for the first time, Young Master Jun and Tang Fatzi, did not have this knowledge.
Naturally, I've participated in it before, but it's going to pick up girls, and it's not the same as at this time...... Next, it is to fight poetry, Sun Chenghe, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, discussed with everyone for a while, and finally decided to come up with the question on the spot, and then the two sides composed poems, competed on the spot, judged the merits, and decided the winner.
"This poetry review is based on the theme of learning. Both sides are invited to decide on the candidates. Sun Chenghe looked at Jun Moxie, shook his head, obviously had already decided the victory in his heart, and sighed.
Jun Moxie didn't plan to win, just play haha.
Another blue-clothed genius stood up and listened to the introduction, but his name was Qin Qiushi; based on this name alone, it can be imagined how enthusiastic this Qin Qiushi's parents are about fame...... "Please teach you." Qin Qiushi frowned and thought for a while, and after touching half a pillar of incense, he cleared his throat and said loudly.
The pen-holding eunuch on one side had already prepared, raised his wrist and hung his elbow, and waited for Qin Qiushi to speak, and he would record the whole process.
"Bravely climb the book mountain and soar into the sky, dare to cross the sea to watch the anger cháo; the heart is diligent and diligent, the road to climb the stars and pick up the fight is not far away; I am willing to pay this body to the country, how to be stingy with blood to cast the rainbow bridge; if you can get an inch in this life, you will not live up to the wolf in the future." ”
This Qin Qiushi is indeed extraordinary, only a short half pillar of incense, actually made a song of seven laws, although the artistic conception is not superior, but the battle is quite stable, can be regarded as a masterpiece, especially which not only clarifies the attitude of learning, but also faintly shows the pride and ambition of serving the country and the lofty ambition of eager to show his talents.
After the eunuch had finished transcribing it, he respectfully handed the poem to His Majesty the Emperor for viewing. After the emperor glanced at it, he glanced at Qin Qiushi deeply, his face was silent, and he waved his hand to let all the ministers circulate it, and all the ministers nodded and praised; these people have their own talents, but they expected that if they were in the same position, under the huge pressure, if they composed a poem in half a pillar of incense, they might not be able to be stronger than this one.
"It's so wet, it's so wet, Brother Qin really has to be so wet. Jun Mo Ye applauded, and the laughter was extremely swaying. "This hand.yín wet ability, Jun someone is willing to bow to the wind, willing to bow to the wind, the speed is too fast, fast gunner, ......"
"Thank you Jun Gongzi for his praise, the young student is shallow in learning, which makes Jun Gongzi and all the seniors smile," Qin Qiushi could understand the mystery in his words, and said humbly: "Please also ask Jun Gongzi for advice; ”
"My masterpiece, no, no, this son has a lot of resources, you can hit it casually, you don't need to be wet, you can't get wet with one hand, naturally, you can't get wet with a quilt...... Jun Moxie hurriedly gave in, and in the sound of everyone, it was simply upside down.
Tang Yuan suddenly sneered, and after laughing for a while, he seemed to be uncontrollable, holding his big belly, his face twitched with laughter, and his whole body spasmed, as if he was about to die. Others may not have understood what the young master said, but the fat man can hear it clearly, how not to laugh...... The people who didn't understand the mystery were very contemptuous: This fat man is really not kind, you and Jun Moxie are in the same group, and you are so gloating when you see him making a fool of yourself at this moment! This character is really contemptible.
"Jun Gongzi is talented, how can he admit defeat just like this? This is absolutely impossible, you must chant a poem and let everyone evaluate it. "That Han Zhidong jumped out and waved his flag and shouted at this moment just now, he had to make Jun Moye make a big ugly appearance.
"Don't you disdain to compete with us?" Mei Gaojie rolled his old eyes and said, "It's hard to do this kind of learning......
"Jun Sanshao is a martial family, and he is not literate...... It's inevitable. A talented man from Wenxing Academy smiled, full of smug pleasure, and it was very happy to see Jun Moxie make a fool of himself. "It's not surprising that you'll admit defeat, don't you think it's a surprise?"
As soon as this remark came out, it was like an excellent cold joke, and those who wanted to laugh and those who didn't want to laugh laughed loudly, and the laughter was full of mockery.
Actually, I really look down on you!
Of course, Jun Moxie won't say this, but since you have to find scolding, and you are looking for it so urgently, then Ben Gongzi doesn't scold you fiercely, but I'm so sorry for you...... Jun Moxie snorted coldly, and replied angrily: "Since everyone is so generous, the young master is also disrespectful and deserved, but he is a scholar...... Young Master Ben has really never done it before, so he won't compose poems according to the title, just chant a song and listen to the music. ”
"Just chant a song? Jun Gongzi is really talented, and it has become a poem in a gesture, admire, admire. "It's that Han Zhidong again, since he lost the couplet, he hated Jun Moxie, if it wasn't for Jun Moxie, how could he be so embarrassed? If he lost his future because of this, it would be equivalent to Jun Moxie ruining his life!
Now that he has a chance for revenge, how can he let it go? At this moment, he is no longer for the victory or defeat of Wenxing Academy, but for his own selfish anger.
"The ...... of Wenxing Academy Genius ......" Jun Moxie tilted his head and smiled, and suddenly said meaningfully: "...... It's all like this...... How do I think that I am not as good as me, a gentleman who bullies men and women, and does all kinds of evil? Is such a person the rising star of the Wenxing Academy ready to recommend to the empire? I don't understand, if such a heart is in charge...... Will you be the groom and change the bride every night?"
He said this lightly, it seemed to be a pure unintentional remark, and it seemed to be scolding the street on the spot, but, the speaker was unintentional, and the listener was intentional, His Majesty the Emperor suddenly had a flash of light in his eyes, his face changed, and then he pondered.
All the bigwigs were also stunned and thoughtful.
At this moment, everyone invariably remembered that at the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet over the years, Wenxing Academy's fist and fist fighting spirit seemed to be a little stronger...... Suddenly, everyone's eyes turned to Jun Moxie after contemplation, did this guy come out unintentionally?
At first glance, I was immediately disappointed. The current image of this girl...... It's so ...... Lewd home!
After saying that, Jun Moxie frowned, slowly paced out of the seat, crooked his neck and still stalked, looking extremely windy, he didn't know what he just said, the eighth master took extremely natural steps one after another, lifting his hips, twisting his waist, and stepping forward, like a front and a back, like a back and a front, one hand pretending to be behind his back, and the other hand seemed to be electrocuted in front of his chest. The movements are wooden, but they are quite smooth, weird and chic.
If any earthlings see it, they will immediately recognize it: this is exactly the famous work of Michael Jackson, who started with a figure of eight: space step and mechanical step!
If there are people who know the goods, they will immediately scream and cheer: Look at this hand shaking, it is a real electric shock, look at the neck stalk, it is really a bull fork, look at these few steps, wow! This is simply Michael Jackson's soul possessed Wow!
It's a pity that these clubsticks from other worlds don't know how to appreciate art, and Junda rarely has a feeling of being a blind man with a pretty eye. Huai Cai is not met. But Lao Tzu is about to scold, what kind of image do you care? Naturally, the worse the better! Lao Tzu doesn't expect these people to give me any help, and if I don't scold me today, Lao Tzu won't go back!
Looking at the expressions of the people in the main hall who saw a fool, everyone felt that they couldn't bear to look at it: Jun Zhantian, this grandson, is really a living treasure and has a home, how could the Jun family come out with such a treasure? Speechless...... At this moment, I only heard Jun Dashao's waist twist, and the whole person came to a standard overelectric action, the right hand cramped like a brush on the top of the head, made an orchid finger, snapped his fingers, his left hand covered his little belly, and the waist moved back and forth, swinging, and fluttering.
I have to admit that if these movements are placed in the world of Young Master Jun in his previous life, these are genuine and ultra-difficult masterpieces of dance skills, and they will never be able to do it without a very deep foundation, as for why Young Master Jun can do it...... The reason is very simple, as long as you also have the same skills as the young master, you can also make it very easily...... But these ultra-difficult, ultra-artistic high-level movements, looking at these 'mallets', everyone directly thinks of bed sports, even women. Looking at the high-speed sensation of this girl's lower body, it is really ...... It's so unsightly!
"With ......" Jun Moye seemed to groan and screamed, and all the princesses and girls in the hall were red-faced. They scolded angrily, this guy is so obscene and shameless! He was teasing me in front of so many people...... Guys...... Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes breathed fire, Princess Lingmeng's pretty face turned pale, and both girls had a desire: immediately press this guy/Dengzi to the ground and beat him severely! It's too embarrassing! It's just immoral!
"If you want to talk to me, it's not beautiful to be good, don't tell me about love, I'm too bad.
Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend, don't provoke me, I'll make you vomit blood......"
In front of everyone's eyes, Jun Dashao's poems were finally revealed one by one, and, using an extremely unbearable voice, sentence by sentence came clearly:
"Don't mess with me, brother is your father; don't be awesome with me, cut your little **; brother is lonely in his heart, kill people and set fires; you dare to embarrass me?
The ...... of the Nima Gobi"
Speaking of the last sentence, Jun Dashao's fingers were very coincidentally pointed, which happened to be the direction of the talented Confucians of Wenxing Academy, and there was an expression of anger on his face: I can't scold you old immortals!
There was an uproar!
Everyone is an old fritter in the officialdom, and those who have lived most of their lives, even if there is a sentence and a half-sentence in other people's words, they have to think carefully for a long time, not to mention that Jun Moxie is directly pointing his nose and scolding the street.
The last eight sentences even pointed at the nose of Wenxing Academy, foaming at the mouth and scolding, threatening, insulting, intimidating, and finally involving the elders...... "you...... You you, you ...... "Mei Gaojie, when have Kong Lingyang, the two erudite Hongru ever been humiliated by someone pointing their noses like this in their lives? Not to mention being scolded by a young master in front of the emperor in front of hundreds of civil and military officials, he was so angry that his hands and feet trembled, his beard trembled, and his originally fair old face turned blue in an instant, and he trembled for a long time, and suddenly Old Master Kong rolled his eyes, and he simply fainted neatly...... "What a hindrance!" The old man Jun Zhantian jumped out, so angry that his beard was open, as if he was angry and couldn't grasp the strength, and kicked his grandson's ass hard, Jun Moxie secretly blinked, flew up like a cloud, and hit the pillar of the hall impartially. Look at that meaning, if it really hits the ground now, you have to burst your brain directly.
However, there was a man over there.
Who?
Naturally, it is the lonely vertical and horizontal opposite the old man Jun.
These two old men have worked together all their lives, who doesn't know whose mind? They have already stood in the right position, caught Jun Moxie steadily, and glared and shouted: "Jun Zhantian! You old thing, old foolish? Are you going to kill the only seedling of your Jun family?"
This old man is really amazing! He said it in one bite, this is the only seedling of the Jun family, and he must not kill anyone who kills him...... "No one should stop me today! I have to kill this little beast today! It is simply embarrassing and conspicuous, insulting Sven, and defiling the style of the Jun family, if you don't teach him a good lesson, he won't turn the sky upside down!" Jun Zhantian is crazy and is about to pounce on him with red eyes, looking at this, he has to peel off his grandson's bones...... However, the old man's words made all the ministers of civil and military affairs despise and get home: insulting Sven? Dare to love you, Jun Zhantian also knows what Sven is? Your grandson is like this, it's not what you're used to? Don't you defile the door style a few times that day? I had to be killed just now, and it will be changed to a lesson after a while, admire, admire!
However, the belly slander is the belly slander, there is already a demonstration of the old man Dugu in front, and the old man still rushes up, pulling the arm of the arm, pulling the thigh of the thigh, first pull Jun Zhantian away, or how can this old man step down?
Tang Fatzi screamed in shock, and in a voice like a ghost crying god, he sounded in shock: "I'm going to kill someone, kill someone, save someone...... Three young wow...... My good brother, you ...... Don't die wow......" A handful of snot and tears rushed towards Jun Moxie, and the fat along the way was like the sea rising cháo, cháo rising and falling, surging.
When it was in a lot of trouble, His Majesty the Emperor on the dragon chair couldn't stand it anymore, slapped the handle of the dragon chair, and shouted angrily: "Shut up! Shut up! What a system!!"
With a sound of dragon power, everyone stopped in an instant, you look at me, I look at you, they are all panting, everyone seems to have exhausted their physical strength, in fact, everyone knows, no one really has the strength...... "Please Your Majesty make the decision for us! Severely punish this shameless man who is mad!" Wenxing Academy, under the leadership of Mei Gaojie, wept and knelt on the ground. How many years have I been, or defeated, or victorious, but that time was so pointed at the nose and humiliated? This is simply a great shame!
Jun Moye lay on the ground and pretended to be unconscious, the corners of his mouth were crooked, and he didn't move again.
"I am very unhappy about today's matter!" His Majesty the Emperor flicked his sleeves angrily, "The major families are messing around, the so-called geniuses of Wenxing Academy are so narrow-minded, and they will repay their eyes, how can they benefit the people in the future?
Speaking of which, everyone is a little depressed, and the emperor's words are heavy enough.
At this moment, suddenly there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside, and a voice shouted in a panic: "Urgent battle report!"
The military bigwigs were stunned, and their gods were all chilled. The war report may be the thing that these bloodthirsty old fellows crave the most, but it hasn't been seen in a long time...... A guard hurried in, knelt on the ground, and presented a letter.
"How could such a thing happen?" His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help frowning when he unfolded it, and muttered to himself in confusion, his brows furrowed tightly. "There is actually a Supreme of Life and Death in the rivers and lakes, Shi Changxiao, together with the Blood Soul Villa, who jointly issued the Supreme Summoning Order? Could it be that the matter is really that big?"