Chapter 70: So Down
"A word is a certainty!" Kong Lingyang didn't take him seriously at all, not to mention that you may not be able to match Han Zhidong's couplet, even if you can really get away with it, with this shallow couplet, can it be difficult to live in our entire Wenxing Academy? What a big joke!
Jun Moxie slapped his thigh, snapped with a crisp sound, grabbed a jar of wine on the table, stepped on the chair with one foot, raised his head and poured two sips, thought for a while, raised his head and poured two sips, and thought for a while.
Everyone's eyes were focused on him, even His Majesty the Emperor, who looked at him with great interest, and a cold light faintly flashed in his eyes. If Jun Moxie can really match this couplet steadily, then he really needs to reevaluate the Jun family...... Dugu Xiaoyi and Princess Lingmeng both looked at him a little anxiously, and couldn't help complaining in their hearts: What can you do? If you can't do it, you will lose face, but for fear of disturbing his train of thought, he doesn't dare to make a sound.
Seeing that Jun Moxie's jar of wine had gone down most of the jar, Dugu Ying was anxious: "Hey, won't you just use this opportunity to want to drink more bars?"
Dugu Xiaoyi glanced at his eldest brother fiercely, and said angrily: "Others are not in a hurry, what are you anxious about?" Dugu Ying scratched her head, sat down in a daze, and looked at the wine jar in Jun Moxie's hand...... Suddenly!
Jun Moxie raised his head, raised his right hand, snapped his fingers, clear and crisp, and said, "There is!"
Under the expectation of everyone, Jun Dashao proudly read out his next couplet: "Chase the stinky street, people stink, dog shit, pig shit, stink, stink, stinking shit, stinking stench, stinking for 10,000 years, stinking alone for 10,000 years." ”
A shock!
"Absolutely, absolutely...... Incense to smell, feces to flowers...... Vomiting ......" Tang Yuan hurriedly jumped out to praise, but before he finished speaking, he was disgusted by the 'absolute' in his mouth, and he couldn't speak, he only felt disgusted in his stomach...... The pair of ...... It's really amazing - disgusting people are disgusting and disgusting, plus I've just eaten n tons of things, it's weird to vomit if I'm not disgusting...... Everyone looked at Jun Moxie with strange faces, and looked at Jun Moxie with some sadness and indignation, and suddenly, with a wow, the little princess of Fengxue Silver City, Han Yanmeng, covered her mouth and ran out, and then all the eldest ladies covered their mouths and took small steps...... In the end, even Dugu Xiaoyi covered his mouth and ran away, and when he ran out, he gave Jun Moye a hateful look.
"Who dares to say that I didn't match? We are not stable in work!" Jun Moxie raised his arms and exhaled, grabbed a crab in his hand, took out the crab roe after three strokes and divided five by two, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it for a while.
Everyone watched him stuff the yellow crab roe into his mouth, thinking of the disgusting downlink just now, and suddenly everyone's faces turned a little pale.
Everyone was speechless for a while: the pair was indeed right, and he also scolded these Confucians, just the sentence 'Confucian stench' can make the old masters' hands and feet tremble. As for the rhythm, even Kong Lingyang and Mei Gaojie didn't dare to say that such couplets were not aligned or untidy, but ...... When you come out with this kind of couplet while everyone is eating, isn't that deliberately looking ugly? You are on the lower couplet, but it directly makes everyone lose the slightest bit of food...... "Feng Shui takes turns, and now it's my turn to solve the problem." Jun Moxie waved the half of the crab in his hand triumphantly: "I remember half a moon ago, that day, I was at home, ...... Studying poetry, suddenly my grandfather had an old friend to visit, this old friend's name is very strange, so I was very impressed; his surname is He, his name is Shang; he gave my grandfather a painting, it is a lotus picture painted by his own hands, when he left, he left a couplet, my grandfather and his old man asked many people did not come up. ”
Speaking of which, Dugu Xiaoyi and the other women came back one by one with pale faces, and everyone stared at Jun Moxie with hatred, and they simply wanted to run over and bite him.
When he said this, some people had already asked curiously: "But I don't know what Jun Sanshao said about Shanglian?"
"This couplet is very simple, only seven characters - painted with lotus monks. Jun Moxie snorted twice and threw this absolute out. As for this black cauldron, it is directly buckled on the old man Jun, anyway, now that the old man is present, he is not afraid of goofs. In this world, there may be too many people who can't be trusted, but his grandfather is definitely one of the people who is most worthy of his trust!
Don't say lying to your face, even if it's not in person, Old Man Jun must wipe this ass for his grandson!
"Draw a lotus monk painting...... Draw a lotus monk and draw a ......" as soon as this upper link came out, everyone frowned. This uplink seems very simple at first glance, but when you touch it carefully, everyone takes a breath of cold air.
It can be read anyway, and the meaning is the same anyway; there is a person's name embedded in the middle, and there are both anyway; although the first and last words are the same, they move and stand still, diametrically opposed.
Everyone in the old masters frowned, they never expected that this innocent, unlearned, and unskilled gentleman would throw out a big problem as soon as he opened his mouth!
In the face of this eternal absolute, a talented man of Wenxing Academy fell into an unprecedentedly bitter battle! Twenty talented people frowned and pondered at the same time, and everyone racked their brains and thought about it a lot.
The problem of his own side has been corrected by Jun Moxie, even though the next link is quite unbearable, but if it is not right, it is right, this is already a fact that cannot be changed, and now that the other party's problem is out, he is at a loss, if he can't answer it in the end, then it is equivalent to the entire Wenxing Academy being stumped by Jun Moxie.
This is an incredible "myth"! But this myth just happened!
If the intelligence of the entire academy still can't crack this absolute perfectly, and ...... is stumped by a gentleman who doesn't know how to learn?? What a humiliating thing it would be?
In fact, this couplet, even if it is the earth of Jun Moxie's previous life, this couplet also belongs to an absolute! It was not until it was later posted on the Internet, and countless people tried their best to think about it, and after several accumulations, they barely came up with a few, and whether it was in terms of artistic conception, rhythm, or other conditions, it can be said that there is no sentence for the battle to be stable and seamless.
is so absolute, to let these talents match it in just a stick of incense, it is simply too embarrassing.
The two masters are also meditating!
Old Master Mei frowned bitterly, paced back and forth slowly, shook his head from time to time, and muttered, "No, no!" and continued to ponder.
Mr. Kong Lingyang Kong was motionless, closed his eyes and looked up at the sky, his face was a deep thought, from a distance, it seemed that the wrinkles on his face were deeper, and Xiao Xiao's white hair was like snow and silver, which made people look like they couldn't help but have a sad mood.
In fact, this duel is aimed at the talented people of Wenxing Academy who are present this time, the two old masters should not be involved in it, strictly speaking, it is even more violated, but at this moment, it is related to the reputation of Wenxing Academy for more than a hundred years, but the two old masters can't care about it so much, as for the young master Jun, he doesn't care about it, let alone just add those two old ghosts, even if you find ten or twenty more?
Time passed little by little, and a stick of incense curled and spit green smoke, and finally turned into ashes.
Miracles did not appear!
"I'm sorry! I admit defeat!" Han Zhidong lowered his head in a gloomy manner, and couldn't help but feel a strong sense of frustration in his heart, he, the high-achieving student cultivated by Wenxing Academy, actually wanted to lose to the pair in front of Jun Moxie, a gentleman!
At this moment, he almost wanted to die!
"No! Although you lost, it wasn't you who lost! At least it's not just you!" Jun Moxie half lay on his chair, slowly stretched out a finger, and shook it gently: "Because, it's not you who bet with me! You, at best, are just a chess piece here, the most inconspicuous chess piece, and you are not qualified to bet with me! No matter which aspect, you are not qualified! You are far behind!"
After speaking, Jun Moye raised his chin and looked at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang with a smile: "Two old masters, you say, right?"
"It's us who lost!" The two old men looked depressed, and their eyes did not have the radiant look that they had just come in, as a nationally recognized talent, the person who carried the Ding of Wenxing Academy, actually wanted to admit defeat in front of Jun Moxie, this strong humiliation made the two old men have a feeling that life is worse than death.
Kong Lingyang trembled his lips and said in a low voice: "The old man has fulfilled his promise, and from now on, Wenxing Academy, in front of your Jun Moxie, will not talk about couplets!"
For a while, there was silence in the hall.
Jun Moxie sighed, he also had a lot of respect for the character of these two old men, and he was not willing to force the other party to such a point; just by relying on these two people to organize the Wenxing Academy, select the best and recruit them, and do their best to cultivate talents for the empire; and among the students selected to enter the Wenxing Academy, they have never been poor and lowly, only about talent and learning, ignoring the rich and noble, ignoring the powerful, just these few points, it is worthy of Jun Moxie's admiration!
But these two people, although respectable, still have too many shortcomings. In terms of knowledge alone, the two of them are naturally sufficient, but in terms of method and purpose, the two of them are wrong! They only pay attention to the cultivation of knowledge and ability, but ignore the shaping of character!
Teachers are more than just teaching knowledge.
Before Jun Moxie crossed over, there was a saying that was widely circulated: Teachers are the engineers of the human soul!
It is true that the so-called generation of great Confucians, who have taught disciples who are all knowledgeable, outstanding in poetry, and extremely good at strategy, are more intentional in cultivating their political ability, can ensure that once they enter the official career, they can display what they have learned and their own talents as soon as possible, but they ignore one point, if they are not good-minded, everything is mercenary, and the center of everything only revolves around their own interests, gains and losses, glory and wealth, then such officials will be extremely terrible!
Not to mention anything else, in terms of Wenxing Academy, there are thousands of disciples under the names of these two old men!
Once these people leave the academy and step into the officialdom, there may be high and low, or rich and poor, but it is undeniable that everyone can get their own errands, even if they can't dominate the officialdom, but the disciples who came out of the Wenxing Academy are excellent staff candidates for the major power families;
How much harm will this group of people who have stepped into society without moral education cause to ordinary people? This is simply unimaginable!
Therefore, Jun Moxie is very unaccustomed to this aspect!
Therefore, even if these two old men were angry today, Jun Moxie would not feel that what he had done was wrong!
I'm not a good person, and I don't have any interest in caring about the suffering of all the people, but since you want to bully me, then you have to reluctantly do the right thing for heaven once.
The world makes people, Jun Moxie sighed, look at the people who were forced by you, even the killer has become a defender. The Junda Killer suddenly felt that he was noble-damn, Lao Tzu, a person who was also wanted no matter what world he went to, would actually save all the people from suffering and relieve the people from being overhanged...... Well, it hasn't happened yet......