Chapter 94: Parallel Imports?
If my family, friends, or acquaintances were able to appear on TV, I would generally be happy for them, or at least let them have a big meal, but now not only do I not want my dad to take the whole family to some fancy restaurant to enjoy haute cuisine, but I can't even drag him and my mother home through the TV screen like some long, straight sister in white clothes who drowned in a deep well, so as not to continue to be embarrassed in public.
Of course, that was impossible, even if Emilina was to be sent immediately. I had no choice but to give up, and instead pay serious attention to the double ponytail Lori who is known as a magical girl.
Reality is not a stage play, although the background is the real stage. Instead of provoking Lori like the Circle Nine bad guy who immediately transferred his hatred to the shining hero after being thwarted, the Palm Monster was making a big provocation at Lori, but confirming that the double ponytail was just committing the second disease...... I mean, the magic wand stuck in the floor is a cheap stall, it's not some mighty and domineering artifact, and after not posing any threat at all, it stepped straight over from above, still targeting the onlookers who hadn't left the audience yet.
"It looks like a doll that has been manipulated by someone, and Belloc must be somewhere nearby. Emmilina squeezed her bangs hard and said in a deep voice, "If this thing was indeed made by that guy." ”
"Now isn't the time to think about these things!?" After all, my parents were also in the crowd, and my heart suddenly rose to my throat when I saw that the monster was about to jump off the stage and attack, "In case that so-called magical girl can't beat the monster." Amilina, please get over there now?"
The golden girl nodded seriously, and when she was about to turn around and go out, the double ponytail standing on the top of the street lamp immediately took action. I saw that this brave little Lori roared loudly and jumped straight down on the spot, regardless of the danger of going out, and a bright flame suddenly appeared in the raised right hand, drawing a dazzling trajectory in mid-air.
Perhaps it was the powerful energy contained in the flames that caught the monster's attention, and it stopped with six fingers, and raised its head to make a piercing and sharp hissing at the double ponytail, which made Mengyun and I hurriedly cover our ears and cry out in pain, and the crowd at the scene screamed and rolled all over the ground, and the scene was very chaotic, only Emilina, who was beside her, still maintained her usual elegant and indifferent appearance. Completely unaffected.
Since it works for me. Most likely, it wasn't magic, it was a pure sonic attack. At this moment, I couldn't help but recall that when I first joined the club, in order to enhance the relationship between each other, Senior Sister Lan Yu took me and Liu Tao to sing karaoke, but when the good friend (self-proclaimed) started singing, he shattered the glass on the coffee table, and by the way, the poor senior sister fainted on the spot, but the sound of this monster on the screen was even more terrifying in comparison.
The skirt was lifted upside down in mid-air, but TMD was stunned because of the light, and I couldn't see her panties with a double ponytail, Lori was obviously the main target of the monster, and she didn't seem to be able to stand the screeching noise. The flame in his hand was extinguished in an instant like a candle flame in a strong wind.
No one exclaimed. Because everyone present (including the dedicated female reporter and her cameraman partner) was rolling on the ground with their ears covered in pain. Didn't notice the magical girl. If it weren't for the fact that the camera was fixed on a shelf, I am afraid that we would only be able to see the footage close to the ground now.
The monster raised its body high and spread its front legs in a spider-like motion. I'm going to catch the magical girl who looks like she's a parallel commodity when she falls.,And then do a lot of weird evil things to her.。 Although you can often see similar scenes in ACT fangames, it's all mosaic, and I'm looking forward to the live version of the uncoded three-dimensional version...... Ahem, I mean that's just terrible.
As it turned out, I was too superficial.
The expected evil scene naturally did not appear.,Of course, the monster directly pierced the body of the double ponytail Lori with sharp nails and killed her.。 Just as the two fingers were about to close, Lori suddenly waved her arms left and right to open the bow, smashing the hard and sharp gray nails in the loud metal impact, and then swung her body vigorously and kicked her foot on the monster's twisted little head.
Then, the thing popped like a ripe tomato.
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"Shrimp-!?"
Not only me and Mengyun, but even Emilina, who had always been calm, couldn't help but open her mouth wide in amazement when she saw this. After all, this palm monster is enough to be listed as Xiaobo SS with its curious shape.,It stands to reason that it should have a lot of special and powerful abilities.,Even Emilina will fall into a bitter battle because she doesn't understand these abilities.,Now it's casual to be killed by a magical girl who knows where God is going to make trouble?
In addition, it's okay to be killed in seconds.,After all, when you encounter a white demon like a tyrant, it doesn't matter if you're the final wave or an ordinary miscellaneous soldier, there's no difference in front of the map cannon, it's all killed in seconds.,But this Lori clearly didn't use powerful magic.,Okay.,Ya is simply using physical skills to second people!What about the "magical" girl, defeating the enemy with such a ferocious karate will make the title of horse monkey shochu burst into tears on the spot!
But the facts are in front of you, and no matter how terrifying and incredible you are, it won't help. The monster that had lost its head immediately collapsed on the stage floor, and a large amount of dark green disgusting liquid gushed out of the wound and dripped all over the edge of the stage.
No matter how you look at it, this guy is too dead to die.
"It's so weak. Emilina finally commented pertinently, "Even the wolf dog raised in the security guard duty room at the entrance of the community is stronger than it." ”
Do you mean the best dog that comes over every time you come in and tries to get its head into your skirt......?
Seeing that the monster had been killed, everyone at the scene immediately breathed a sigh of relief and stood up from the ground with each other's arms. My hanging heart also slowly let go of it, pinched the bridge of my nose and sat on the sand again.
"Well, it's great that there were no casualties. Mengyun also relaxed himself and sat next to me as I did, and sighed softly, "Speaking of which, who is this new magical girl?"
Since the double ponytail Lori has her back to the camera, I can't see her appearance for the time being, but for me it doesn't matter. After taking two deep breaths, I decisively clenched my fist on my chest and said loudly: "No matter who she is, I just want to say that her blue and white stripes are really high!"
"So you care about this kind of thing!?" Mengyun couldn't help but hit my head with a knife and said angrily, "By the way, stupid brother, when did you see her fat!?"
"Of course, it's time for her to fall down and raise her leg to kick the monster in seconds. I hurriedly grabbed Mengyun's hand that was messing around with the top of his head and said with a stern face, "Only people like me who have the true eyes of the evil king, I mean people with excellent dynamic vision can seize the fleeting opportunity to see the fat times that the girls' skirts are lifted for various reasons!
"If every boy has this ability like you, then it's going to be a big problem!" Mengyun decisively leaned over and bit the arm where I grabbed her hand, and said indistinctly, "Also, this is not an ability to be proud of at all, right?"
"Husband, as long as I'm proud of myself, it's okay!" Although my sister's little tiger teeth bite very painfully, it still can't stop me from being excited in my heart and posing handsome poss.
Emilina, who was next to Rao is was also unable to help but show a painful expression on her pretty face, and said weakly with her hands on her forehead: "Zhou Yi, can you put aside the question about that girl's fat time first?" Look, the monster's corpse is beginning to melt. ”
I hurriedly stopped playing with Mengyun and turned my head to look at the TV screen, only to see that the monster's corpse was indeed emitting countless smokes, which quickly melted into some kind of yellow-brown liquid in a burst of corrosive sound, like a thin layer of snow in the sun.
"Corpse water?" Mengyun immediately tilted his head to look at me and asked.
"No, sister. I pushed the air glasses on the bridge of my nose and said seriously, "There is only one truth, and that is definitely a special mechanism set up by the mastermind behind the scenes to annihilate the evidence!"
“...... Although what you said is indeed very reasonable, what is the feeling of wanting to complain in my heart?"
"It's a delusion. ”
Emmilina's head was rarely covered with black lines, and she rubbed her head vigorously trying to get back to business: "Are you two enough?" this liquid is very similar to something in my knowledge, and it's almost certain that the monster was made up by Belloc." But it's really strange, why are monsters so weak?"
Indeed, Belloc was originally good at transforming creatures with spells, and after getting the rewards on the slate, it stands to reason that he should be able to create more terrifying creatures that are out of specification, but the monster that scared everyone with his appearance was a parallel commodity that even the watchman wolfdog couldn't beat in Emilina's evaluation?
No one knew what was going on, and no one cared about it - because our dedicated female reporter on the TV screen had already rushed to the stage to interview the two-ponytailed loli. (To be continued!)
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