Chapter 93: Evening Show

My parents didn't come home on time, not even after dinner, and I don't know which hotel to go to. After dinner, I drove Emilina and my baby sister Mengyun to the sand to watch TV, and I decided to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes - after all, the meals were all made by the Golden Maiden, and I couldn't let her even brush the dishes, so she had to do something.

Every night at 7 o'clock, most of the country's TV stations will broadcast the official news programs of the empire, and if their parents are at home, everyone may watch them obediently, but since they are not there now, Mengyun, who is not interested in the news, naturally chooses to change the channel.

"Ahh Mengyun suddenly said loudly with a little surprise in his tone, "What kind of promotional performance is being held in the square in the center of the commercial street, and it is broadcast live on TV." ”

This girl is looking at the local station, right?

I just finished tidying up the dishes and chopsticks, and casually wiped the little water stains on the surface of my hands on my clothes and strode towards the sand: "It's the legendary Singles' Day promotion." It's already November, isn't it just a few days away?"

"It's a single poor worm who is beating a bachelor, and he really cares about this kind of thing. The little girl immediately squinted her eyes and looked at me with an extremely bad expression that made people can't help but hate me on the spot, pouted, and said, "Are you ready to attack the couples who are taking advantage of the discounted goods to go on dates and shop on the day of the festival?"

"Attack your sister, don't compare me to those guys in the FFF regiment!" I suddenly rushed over angrily when I heard this, grabbed the dumb hair on the top of Mengyun's head, and pulled hard. "In addition, the age is not even enough to get an ID card, and there is nothing wrong with me being single and single, right, since I was a child, I was engaged to a girl by my elders, and the two of them were privately in the flower season of their teens, and the winners of my life with rolling sheets will only appear in the back (mythical beast) palace light novels and gongkou games, okay!?"

Mengyun hurriedly screamed in pain to protect his stupid hair, and at the same time kicked my knee hard and shouted: "It hurts to death, let go quickly! What should I do if I really want to be dragged off? What kind of ability is it to bully my sister at home, if you have the ability, you will have a girlfriend before the holidays?"

What the baby sister said was indeed very reasonable, so I decisively let go of her and immediately turned to the side Emilina, who was looking at our brother and sister with an indifferent face, and bowed her head to the beautiful golden girl and said seriously, "I'm sorry, Emilina." Please, can I ask you to pretend to be my girlfriend around Singles' Day?"

Mengyun, who was full of black lines, couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand and sighed: "Brother, you are really enough......"

"Hmm. Yes. ”

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The girl's answer was so shocking. And her tone was so plain that Mengyun and I were caught off guard for a long time, and it wasn't until the end of the program on the open-air stage on TV that the onlookers shouted loudly: "Oops, hey, hey——!?"

"Wait, wait!" Mengyun glared at Emilina menacingly, looking like a cute cat with her hair standing on end in anger. "Why would you agree to such a nonsensical request!?"

Emmilina pointed her index finger and tilted her lips over her head. Blinking at the shiny blue beautiful eyes, with an innocent expression on his face, he replied suspiciously, "Yes." Because it feels like it's fun?"

Don't think about it, it must be her hidden black belly attribute again-although the girl's stupid and stunned cuteness seems blunt and unskilled, but it is harmless.

"Interesting, you big-headed ghost!" Mengyun immediately stomped his feet like thunder. "In short, I am against it, I am firmly against it!"

But I raised my hands in favor and welcomed...... Considering the possibility of being beaten by my sister and the misinterpretation of Emilina, which would lead to a series of troubles, I finally chose to remain silent.

Emmilina didn't say anything, just stared at Mengyun faintly with her eyes, and the little girl immediately glared back, not to be outdone. In a trance, I even had the illusion that a large number of dazzling lights burst out of the eyes of the two of them, like thunder and lightning, intertwined and collided together, bursting countless sparks, and the atmosphere seemed extremely tense.

Just when I was in a cold sweat, I wasn't sure what to do to persuade the two of them to dissuade them, and suddenly the exclamation on the TV drew everyone's attention.

What's going on, could it be that the quality of the improvised open-air stage is not up to par and the performers are collapsing, causing the performers to fall?

Although the empire has been cracking down on quality problems in the past two years, there will always be some guys who have a fluke mentality and make many defective products to sell on the market, intending to make a lot of money and run away, so similar quality problems still exist from time to time. Supplies like furniture and electrical appliances don't matter, if you use your hands and feet on food or even milk powder for babies to drink, it will definitely be a loss of conscience!

Okay, let's not talk about it here. In short, what really made the onlookers at the scene exclaim was not the quality of the open-air stage, but an uninvited new actor.

Or rather, monsters?

I swear I've never seen a creature that looks so curious, and the plant tentacles are as cute as the mascots in a playground. Such a creature would never have appeared in even the most absurd nightmares, because Ya was completely beyond the realm of ordinary people's knowledge.

It was a human palm, uh, it should be said that it looked like a hand, after all, no one's hand would grow bigger than the Eight Immortals Table. The pale skin is covered with wrinkles, like the rough skin of a dead tree, six fingers are distributed on both sides of the body, like the legs of an arthropod, slightly bent and stepped on the ground to support the body, and the sharp and hard nails even pierce the stage floor deeply, and in the part of the human hand, where the middle finger is originally the middle finger, a bald head with a strange shape has appeared, and the mouth, eyes, nose and tongue are twisted like plasticine works made by elementary school students, so abstract that the world's greatest abstract artists can run away in tears against the sunset.

"Who left their hands there?" Amilina asked faintly, gesturing to the TV screen.

"Is it time to tell a bad joke!?" I couldn't help but pull out a paper fan from my bracelet and slap the golden girl's head fiercely, "That thing is obviously not a normal creature in nature, and the only person in Haejo City who has the ability to make such a curious creature is Bellock, right?"

"And crazy human scientists. The Golden Maiden added pertinently.

I'm speechless.

Originally, I wanted Emilina to rush to the scene immediately, anyway, now everyone already knows that this girl is an out-and-out magical girl, and it won't be surprising to see her wielding a sword and blasting the monster to the ground with thunder light. And the mastermind behind the scenes is Belloc, who is mostly hiding near the stage, which is a great opportunity to catch this demon. God knows what kind of abilities this abnormal-looking monster has, and ordinary military police may not be able to deal with it, and it must be handled by Emilina, who is a horse monkey soju.

But as it turned out, I was still too superficial.

Whether it was on or off the stage, there was a mess immediately after the monster jumped straight to the stage from a height, only the female reporter in charge of the report barely kept her calm and directed the cameraman to continue to shoot the scene, but judging by the stammering appearance when she spoke, I was afraid that she would not be far from breaking down her mind and running away.

In the dazzling stage lights, the palm monster suddenly hissed, and swept his fingers directly towards the crowd that was crowded under the stage and had no time to disperse. However, at this critical moment, a toy magic wand that can be bought for 1o yuan from a street vendor that can often be seen in the hands of cute Lori on holidays falls from the sky and nails into the stage floor in front of the monster, causing it to stop on the spot.

Anyway, under normal circumstances, it shouldn't be a beautiful rose or some other ornament, right?

"There are evil monsters lurking in the darkness waiting to attack humans, as long as I am here, I will never tolerate your wanton destruction!" The camera camera followed the sound and lifted it into the air, and on the large street lamp in the shape of an umbrella cover in the center of the square, which illuminated the nearby area, I saw a petite Lori figure, "The magical girl Lilikalian is here! Monster, let me turn into a meteor in the sky and disappear completely!"

To be honest, due to the lighting, not to mention Lori's appearance in the picture, even her costume can't be seen clearly, and the only thing that can be seen is that she is tied with the legendary double ponytail. Although I don't think this thing was transformed by some superb boy, since she can climb to the main street lamp of the square nearly 2o meters high, it is definitely not an ordinary soft Lori.

Could it be that it's really a magical girl? Or is it Lori's version? Lao Li will be very happy if he knows.

"Is that your long-lost sister?" I asked, turning to Emilina, who was beside me.

"I don't have a sister. The golden girl replied indifferently, and then added, "Well, at least not for the time being." ”

So what did your mom do to your dad with the best personality!?

"Oh oh, another magical girl!" A middle-aged uncle with great spirits suddenly jumped out of the crowd who had calmed down a little, waving his arms at Lori on the top of the street lamp with excitement and shouting, "This is really good!"

"Hey, don't stop quickly!" a beautiful young woman next to her grabbed her uncle's ear in disgust, making him quiet on the spot.

To be honest, I don't even have the heart to find a piece of tofu and kill myself now—because those two are clearly my parents...... (To be continued!)

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