In this school, from the principal to the teachers to the students, there is no one who has discipline, and they are all sick people with discipline disorder.

The teacher beats the teacher, the teacher beats the student, the student beats the teacher, the student beats the student, the student president beats the principal...... Well, the last one doesn't count, I've always believed that His Royal Highness Makoto Ryujin, the messenger of love and justice, is legitimate in his attack on the old thief of the Dead Reservoir Water Maniac Kawajin.

Our school ...... It's nice to still get through each day with a lot of strength and not get blown away.

Early this morning,After sending off Mr. Qiluno,I sat at my desk as usual,Hands crossed on my chin,Listen to the report of Heitong Demon Mirror:In fact, from beginning to end,The report that I need to listen to in the morning has always had only one central idea,That is, a small group of reactionaries in the school park launched a terrorist attack or armed conflict......

"Yesterday afternoon,School Park No. 6 restaurant Yangquan restaurant,Teacher Weigong Kiritsugu of the ideological and moral group and Teacher Yan Feng Qili of the physical education group had a quarrel,At the instigation of other teachers and onlookers, a brawl began。 Kuroki Demon Mirror-kun reported to me with a troubled expression, "The final result is...... Teacher Yan Feng pasted a plate of mapo tofu on Mr. Weigong's face, and Mr. Wei Gong immediately pounced - but this waste of food caused the dissatisfaction of another mapo tofu madman, Lihua Song, and attacked Teacher Yan Feng. In addition, Mr. Emiya's son, Mr. Emiya, rushed to hear the news and also joined the battle group that besieged Mr. Yanfeng, and immediately, Mr. Yanfeng's daughter, Kalian, came to help in the battle......"

“...... Other words. I covered my head with a book and said in a deep voice, "It's a mass brawl again?"

"Well, the melee between the relatives and friends of the two sides is just the appearance, and there are many onlookers who have a personal vendetta and fish in troubled waters...... "Heitong Demon Mirror-kun took out another report, "Among them, the president of the 'Shichen Rights and Interests Protection Association', Rin Nagasaka, led the members to join the melee, apparently to help his senior brother Teacher Yan Feng, but in fact, it was a personal vendetta, whether it was Teacher Yan Feng or Wei Gong classmates, they were all black hands by her subordinates......"

"Does she have a lot of idleness......" I sighed.

"Back to the president's words, Rin Tosaka has no eggs. Kuroki Demon Mirror King pushed his glasses.

"......" I was silent for a moment, threw the book in my hand aside, and then said slowly, "Hei Tong-kun, has anyone said that your level of telling cold jokes is terrible?"

"Huh?" Kuroki Kanya showed a surprised expression, "Isn't this interesting?"

"You expect a student council president known for his three-nil and facial paralysis to laugh out loud over a bad joke?" I said indifferently.

"What the president said is, but you are so lonely that you complain about your own Cheng dù. Hei Tong Magic Mirror joked with me, "However, you really need to fall in love, why, don't you think about it? Everyone is looking forward to it, hoping that the power of love can divert the emotional intelligence and attention of the grown-up, and stop tossing those poor people." ”

I looked at him strangely, it seemed that in the second year of high school, everyone began to pay attention to my personal life problems, even this man who was going to become a search engine, his eyes were shining with inexplicable gossip, so I was going to make a little joke with him: "Falling in love?

"Really?" "Heitong Demon Mirror Jun cupped his eyes, and there was a rare hint of excitement, "Then it's good to dare to let the president call me eldest brother, that's really a happy thing, how about coming out to see you this weekend?"

...... I forgot.,This guy is obviously not a mad sister.,If those words just now were told to Kyosuke Takasaka in class M or Lelouch a British student in class F.,It will definitely lead to a bloody tragedy - of course,It's only this group of pathetic sisters who bleed.,If you dare to do something to me.,I'll definitely be beaten first.,And then Billy Herrington will let them know what it means that men's blood can't ♂ be ♂ shed lightly ♂.。

"Anyway, that's not a question for now. I shook my head, "The matter of Yanfeng Mapo and Wei Gong cutting cakes is handled by the school's special supervision office, and our students have no right to interfere, but you can sort out the list of teachers who participated in the brawl and turn it back to me." Let's talk about the students involved, huh...... The small fish and shrimp all got to Mr. Xuyuan Xuan to receive the education of love, Emiya Shirou...... Cut,Let him overhaul the TV in each classroom,Lihua played,Let her do a maintenance of the school park data jù library,Kalian...... Forget about Kalian, let Lao Xuan wait for her...... As for Rin Tosaka. ”

I tapped lightly on the table, "Rin Tosaka, who is making waves, cannot be spared, and the punishment for her must be listed separately." Sue sù that double ponytail, she has ...... Well, four options. ”

"Four?" Kuroki-kun pushed his glasses and couldn't help laughing, "I'm afraid there's only one choice......

"What do you say, we are very open-minded, and the student council should enforce the law civilly. "The glasses reflected the killing light, and I said indifferently, "First, a fine of 100,000 yen will be paid immediately, if she can't take it out...... Well, tell her, the benevolent dragon god will help her put it on and ask her to come and sign the IOU at night. ”

"It's better to sell her directly......" Kurokio-kun chuckled.

"Second...... Recently, the No. 3 computer room purchased a batch of new computers and asked Rin Tosaka to debug them. ”

“...... will grow up. Kuroki was stunned and said, "That guy in Tosaka is a mechanical idiot, and you don't know it......"

"Of course I do. I sneered, "By the way, sue her, if you break her, you will have to pay the full price." ”

...... It's better to pay the fine directly, the value of those computers is more than 100,000 yen, Hei Tongjun's complaint was written on his face, I was silent, and threw out the third punishment plan: "Or there is another way, after school, let her find a wooden sign, on which is written 'It's not my fault to take the members to fight the stick', and then hang it around the neck, and shout loudly a hundred times in the area with the most people flowing, 'It's all Shichen's fault'." ”

“...... Aren't you afraid of being damned, that guy Tosaka wouldn't do that even if he died!" Kurokiri-kun's glasses almost fell off, and his face was full of laughter and tears, as if he had anticipated the scene of Rin Tosaka roaring and going crazy like a wild cat.

What I want is for her to be crazy, this female fox has always acted unscrupulously, since the beginning of high school, it is a matter of time before she is moved, and the next thing to do is to grab her pigtails - lending money is originally the most effective way, but this eldest lady is unexpectedly stubborn, although she often falls into an inexplicable economic crisis, but every time she dies alone, she will never ask outsiders for help, so the method is a little more complicated.

"If she doesn't agree to the first three plans. I pushed my glasses, "Then let her go to the student council after school and I'll talk to her face-to-face." ”

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