Chapter 16 She and I can't be the same kind of people
ps: Uh-huh, there's a book group!14O914328, day in the student union.
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"Calm down! Calm down! Qiluno-sensei, don't worry, the sky is falling and the first machine is still on top!" I pushed Lori away from the loli in my arms, "In short, we still have many solutions before things are irreparable!
β...... Stupid Cheng!" Teacher Qiluno jumped to his feet and shouted, "When are you still in the mood to complain!"
I pushed my glasses and said indifferently, "Oh? Then Mr. Qiluno, why did you say that the Tianqi School Garden was about to be destroyed? Is it the BeTa invasion? Tiberium Crystal falling from the sky? The Apostle descending? The black light virus leaked? Or ...... Teacher Belgris is hungry?"
"It's even more terrifying than this!" Qi Luno shouted, "Have you ever heard of the incredible legend of the school?"
β...... This is a little bit of a thing, such as 'a pawnhouse that can grant a wish'. It is said that there is a mysterious person hidden in the depths of this school, he has countless wealth, power, and power, and everyone who finds him can get what they want, provided that they must pay a corresponding price, such as limbs, life, souls, temperament, dignity and so on...... And the unknown mysterious person is also easier to identify, the specific characteristics are three no, glasses, black belly, shaking, like to cross his hands to support his chin and then shoot with glasses will kill the light or something......" I propped up my hands, crossed my chin, and said indifferently, "I always feel ...... Something is wrong. β
"Uh-huh!" said Kiruno, nodding in annoyance, "I've heard of this legend too, and I've always thought that mysterious man is familiar. β
Then the little girl remembered that she was talking about business: "No, no, no! Anyway, you know the new school legend that has been added recently! Midnight ghost under the cherry blossom tree! Devouring resentful spirit transformed by a hungry ghost! Haunted by the image of a giant breasted girl in the pink and blue group, it is actually a terrifying predator, the key is to eat anything! Tangible things, invisible things...... There was a girl named Akalin who was poisoned! It is said that something very important was eaten!"
"Really?But,What's the matter with me?" I lifted my glasses, "These unsubstantiated school legends,It's impossible to believe in the first place.,Really,For example, that 'druid who annihilates the universe with singing' or something,How could there be that kind of guy.,''The blue cat lady who can pull out future weapons like a pulse implosion gun and a space retraction cannon from under her skirt', how can that kind of thing have a ......"
"Stupid Makoto! Stupid Makoto!" Teacher Qi Luno shouted to attract my attention, and then slapped the table very boldly, "It's really a ghost of gluttony! That's a very dangerous guy!"
β...... I don't think it's dangerous. I shook my head, "Belgris is also at our school. β
"Devouring Bey is different from her!She's a ghost!A ghost without mass!" Seeing that I hadn't understood yet, Kiruno said angrily, "Why does the ghost eat! Where does the food go? There are only two possibilities, the first possibility is to convert it all into gas and expel it, and the second possibility is to convert mass into energy. It takes energy to eat, and it takes energy to produce gas, and absorbing and consuming energy are not the same, so the first item is discharged...... According to the square of e=mc, assuming that the zero type with the packaging and shelves she ate in one night is a total of 1ookg, according to the mass-energy equation, she has converted a total of 9oooooo J of energy! A total of 160,000 tons of TnT explosion yield, that's 32 big Ivan! If this energy is released, let alone the Tianqi Academy, the earth's mantle will be blown up! Is there still less earthquake in Japan, bastard!"
...... "Please forgive this idiot, she tried to construct a cosmic grand unification field, she despised a set law, and maintained a stupid consciousness in some subtle places, I shook my head, "Teacher, the mass-energy equation only shows that there is a simple equivalence relationship between mass and energy, and does not mean that mass can be completely converted into energy. Or, if a ghost's digestive system - if she has it - can achieve a complete transformation of mass and energy, then humanity deserves to perish......"
"But where is the food that has been eaten, isn't the quality indestructible?" said Kiruno, tilting her head.
Why did I come here early in the morning to discuss this with her? I pushed my glasses and said perfunctorily, "Maybe it's really converted into gas, or maybe it'...... According to the law of the inextinguishability of the mass of the conservation of energy, the lost mass may exist in the form of the moving mass of the photon - wait, no, why does the premise become a ghost in the form of a photon?"
...... I seem to have been led away by this idiot.
"I see...... I see...... "There was something inexplicable in Qiluno's eyes, and while she was wandering in the world, I took advantage of her stupid badge...... No,It's the numbered plate hanging around her neck.,The front is a big (9),On the reverse side is neatly written"Qi Luno"Three words,Tianqi School Park is not lacking"Lori body type"This peculiar appearance feature,So it's not surprising that Loli-like mathematicians are not surprisingγ
Cherry blossom-colored ghosts...... Cut,Shouldn't it be a big stomach king who came out to prey?,There aren't many foodies in the school.,There are often goods that come out to cheat and eat and drink.,The legend of the school park"The white-clothed nun who lies on the ground and looks like she's about to die" is indeed there.,For the sake of your wallet.,Don't you have to avoid it.γ
"Hey, it turns out that this thing is here with the stupid Cheng. Qi Luno saw her number plate at this time, and another advantage of being stupid was that she was able to be easily distracted by new things, and looking at the number on it, she smiled, "In order to punish me for my contempt for the stupid world, fate has made me a fool in the eyes of others." Sometimes, the difference between a genius and a fool is simply what number everyone calls her......"
Looking at Qi Lunuo, who suddenly fell into a sad mode, I was a little surprised for a while, I didn't know whether to fall into the ridicule of the well, or take advantage of the situation to comfort me, I always felt that this stupid person who was only like the strongest genius in the studio also exuded a different kind of glow at this moment, as if he had seen through a qiΔ as wise as foolishness.
She's either not stupid, or she's funny, like she's either not shaking, or she's shaking.
...... In a sense, it's the same kind of people.
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