"Don't worry, Féricher is my best friend, and so are you. How could I be sorry for a friend? But you have to keep it a secret, at least three months. And it's done to be hidden. ”

"Do you want to subvert the United States? Or do you want to throw that Johnson dog into the rainforest? And I don't have any medicine here......"

"You're pretty good at following the family rules, aren't you?" Edward was a little surprised, after all, his stereotype of NGER alcohol and drug abuse was normal.

Tiago was very dissatisfied and said, "Hey, I'm a member of the family, how can I break the rules?" I'm not one of those uneducated and unruly street bastards! ”

"Hey......" the corners of Edward's mouth twitched, agreeing with this person's collective hunch, "Yes, so, you listen to me......"

After muttering, Tiago glared at Edward, "That's all?" ”

"Troublesome? Of course, in terms of quotation, you can talk about ......"

"It's not...... But, but ...... Although I am not very responsible for answering the call station, but, I know a little bit about the rules of doing business, and you are doing this......"

"Breaking the rules?"

"It's not against it, but we're buddies, I have to advise you, you can't make money at all, and you can even lose a lot of money. I know, you're trying to save money, but I'm telling you those old twies are a lot harder to serve than chicks...... All of them are old rivers and lakes, and they will play yin for you at every opportunity, listen to me, you might as well prepare a more budget, I will find you a good girl, expensive is expensive, but definitely not pitted. Thiago persuaded very sincerely, "If I cheat you, Ferry will have to kill me, I can't beat him!" ”

"Anyway, it's good not to break the rules. I've said everything I wanted, and if you find it for me, I'll pay for it. Absolutely not in arrears, it has nothing to do with you if something goes wrong, it's your help to me, I remember. But there is one thing, the identity of these people must be legal, those illegal immigrants who come in 'black', or I don't want to have a case! ”

"Okay" Tiago's eyes rolled, and his huge white eyeballs glared at Edward, like Ultraman.

……

Three days later, in the rooftop office of the Springfield Home for the Elderly, Robert Nash looked at Edward with play.

The latter, although a little embarrassed, could only keep his composure.

"Mr. Yang, although you are the grandson of the rabbi, I, but I still have to remind you, you, what are you doing here? What are you going to do? You know how to cause a big mess?! ”

"Calm, calm. Rob (Robert's nickname), I was forced, two old guys made a bet and pushed me into this position, I'm a law student and I don't know anything about this stuff, let me compete with Dami at Wharton to run a nursing home, I think it would be better to fight Flicker boxing, at least the latter can free me from the pain with one punch. ”

"But you can't mess around like that!" Robert was anxious, "I have a lot of experience in business, if you trust me, I can help you." ”

"No, Rob, you don't understand. I'll admit that you're very capable, but Dami has a big builder behind him to provide him with management talent, and no matter how strong you are, you can't get a team. What's more, Bergman, this old bastard, is not a fool, just look at this ledger report, he has almost dug up the potential he can dig. The net profit margin of 20% is already very impressive, if it is to be increased, it will only reduce costs, but this will make the reputation of the nursing home stink, this is our own industry, we can not be short-sighted. ”

"So...... You...... Just"

"Alright, Rob listen to me, register them all under the newly formed New Siegfried Song and Dance Troupe......"

"Okay." Robert shook his head and left.

Immediately, I heard the sound of twittering from the next room, and occasionally Robert screaming in despair: "Damn, I'm not here to do your business, hehehe!" Don't touch your hands, damn move your thighs off me...... God, I can't breathe. ”

In the afternoon of the same day, a rumor began to circulate quietly among the men in the nursing home: "Tomorrow night, there will be a performance of the New Siegfried Song and Dance Troupe in the basement." Be careful, don't let your wives know......"

Siegfei Song and Dance Troupe, the old immortals suddenly felt a burst of excitement in their hearts.

This is one of the golden representatives of the golden age of the United States before World War I, and the ace song and dance troupe under MGM is the biggest selling point with "exaggerated" gorgeous costumes and beautiful girls.

To put it simply, it is equivalent to an enhanced version of the Takarazuka Song and Dance Troupe and Crazy Horse Nightclub.

By the way, Aunt Judy Garland, who made a great contribution to the rescue of Carl Wright, was a member of the Siegfried Song and Dance Troupe back then, but because of her average appearance, she did not become a pillar, and could only be an ordinary actor, and she did not become a big star until "The Wizard of Oz".

Of course, these dying guys know that the so-called New Siegfried Cabaret is nothing more than a façade.

To put it bluntly, it's hot, no, it should be said that not many people know who they were masturbating to back then.

Suddenly, the few remaining male hormones in the body began to rekindle again.

There is very little entertainment in the nursing home, newspapers, magazines, cards, chess, television, radio, old movies make up all the channels to pass the time.

That night, the male immortals slipped into the basement one after another, and some of them said to their wives that they couldn't sleep, and they wanted to play a game of chess with their buddies, or have a drink or something, and they covered each other.

As for the widowers, they have long been unable to hold back.

This basement was originally used as a utility room, and a few days after Edward's order, he immediately cleaned up a rather large room, which could be fifty or sixty square meters.

Inside, there are sofa hoop chairs and a small coffee table, and what is even more exciting is that there is a small stage with a curtain made of red velvet, which is glittering in the light.

"God, I'm back in the golden age before the war......" The old men exclaimed.

Yes, it was standard in nightclubs from that glitzy era 30 years ago.

Although there has been a great shrinkage, haven't you shrunk a lot in the past 30 years?

For a while, many old men wondered if they should continue to chase the fashion of thirty years ago - give themselves a shot of male hormones, in that case, they would probably be able to be stronger?

In short, although the stage and environment seem to be okay, what you have at the moment looks good!

The sorrow of the male immortals lies in this, people are old, but the heart is not old, the body is decaying, but the spirit is still hot, seeing this scene, they have called friends to invite their friends to sit down.

The long-lost part of the brain is starting to get excited again: "Hey, three martinis!" ”

"I want Stout!"

"Whiskey on the rocks, God, why only bourbon? Corn wine is something anti-human, well, only Bourbon? Then have a glass and add soda! ”

"What, it's three dollars a cup!" An LSP was furious.

"Hey baby, now there's a war going on outside, President Johnson sent the kids to Vietnam, not to mention, military spending is hundreds of millions of dollars every day, and everything is going up in price! It's all going up! "A 200-pound hostess in mesh stockings and a short, sequined skirt.

"Baby, come! Ignore this stingy old thing, come to me! An old man next door shouted, "I'll give you a drink!" ”

"Damn, why are you like this, I took a fancy to it first!" LSP A is very dissatisfied with "fxxk! u”

"Fxxk U, I'm willing to treat my little heart to a drink, you poor ghost shut up for me!" LSP sneered

"Phew! Open me a bottle of Bourbon! LSP A slapped the table.

"Tsk...... The aunt of this atmosphere group is quite powerful, and in a few words, she hooked up the anger of this group of LSPs, okay, Jiang is the old spicy, and the tank is the old strong...... LSP wish you all a great evening. "Edward hides in the corner and looks at Naoraku!

"God, I...... I, what did I see!? Edward was about to go upstairs, and for the sake of cheapness, he asked Thiago to hire him a group of experienced "senior" runaway women.

30 years ago, they were the pillars of major song and dance troupes!

The song and dance troupe of that year, not only required Pan Liangtiao Shun Song to be sweet ****, but also had high requirements for emotional intelligence, when they were not performing, the girls wanted to make a cameo appearance as a hostess, after all, the money they could get from selling wine was much less than dancing on stage.

Thirty years later, they ...... Back to the old business.

But mainly as hostesses, for reasons visible to the naked eye, they can't go on stage together, otherwise the stage will collapse.

These aunts are not very good now.

Back then, while making money, I enjoyed the pursuit of men, lived a luxurious life of drunkenness, and after old age and decay, the quality of life immediately declined, but what can be done?

When I was young, I relied on my beauty and didn't worry about money, so I mixed it up for a few years, and I quickly took the opportunity to hang a man with a clear mind.

But the men who frequently go in and out of nightclubs to watch cabaret performances, although they are rich, can be more or less good people, everyone to put it bluntly is just a well-known transaction, and they all dislike that every short-term transaction is not cost-effective, so they simply change the short-term to the long-term, there is no middleman to make the difference, and both parties feel that the cost performance is much higher.

But such a cost-effective marriage often can't last for a few years, and it ends with the man's liking of the new and hating the old.

Of course, there are also those who are really smart, marry an honest man and go ashore, and since then they have washed all the lead and Mrs. Hua has lived peacefully, but this is a very small number after all, and most of the Oirans of the year can only live on food stamps, just because they have no other life skills......

Now suddenly someone told them to go back to their old jobs, and they all boiled.

Even if you don't pay your salary!

Right now, Edward saw the "Atmosphere Group Baby" just now, and sat on LSP B's lap.

LSP B, on the other hand, is a thin man who weighs no more than 120 pounds on visual inspection.

Facing the old tank, which almost doubled in weight, LSP B's face turned red, and he didn't know if he was pressed or driven by the heat in his heart.

This aunt with the nickname Baoli, no, it should be called a hostess, obviously well-trained back then, after sitting on it, the neck of the landlord LSP on the left hand, and the wine glass in the right hand was sent to his mouth.

The body was still twisting, and the sofa hoop chair made an overwhelming squeak.

"Hey, Rob, you didn't take a kickback on these chairs, did you? It's okay for you to take the money, but you must not have quality problems, if the chair is crossed, I think that guy will be crushed to death, and killing someone is a big deal......"

Robert patted his chest with a frightened face and promised: "Absolutely no money, this is what the rabbi trust me the most, my hands and feet are extremely clean, and I only earn what the boss allows me to earn, which is also the way we Jews do business." ”

"But why are you sweating?"

"God, I understand a truth now......"

"What's the truth?" Edward was curious

"I used to think that going to a nursing home after retirement was a decent life, but now I find that it's better to earn more money, squat in my own home, and hire a nanny or let the kids take care of me...... God, this is hell, you see, this old fellow's hand is not honest, although his hand is on Paulie's belly, it is rubbing her two-and-a-half-foot-long persimmon! I would never like this when I'm old, never like this. ”

"Yes...... Edward's forehead was sweating as soon as he said it, "This is clearly the white-faced pocket recorded in "Camel Xiangzi"...... Mr. Lao She does have a ...... life."

Wiping the sweat who continued, "The nursing home was originally one of the traps created by this government for the middle class, and I didn't understand much before. But now, I also think that we should still make more money...... You see how wise my grandfather is, although my grandmother took care of him to death, but it is definitely better than here......"

"Yes, yes," Robert pulled out a well-made linen handkerchief and tucked it firmly on his forehead.

"But, Rob, don't you think my hands are pretty in hand?"

"Indeed, Mr. Edward......"

"Call me Ed, you have followed my grandfather for so many years, and you can be my father at an old age, this time I can ask you to help me, it's my luck, ahahaha. You know, when I told my grandfather that I wanted you, he was so awkward......"

"Thank you, Edward" Robert seemed sincere and polite, but did not use the nickname Eddard, this sense of distance between square inches mastered, so that Edward rated him a lot higher - no wonder the old man trusted him so much, he was indeed a talent, low-key and capable and unassuming, but he was a little similar to Kamazepin.

"But doesn't it really matter?" Robert Nash was still a little uneasy, "This, it seems, it seems...... And you have prepared a lot of empty small rooms next to it, with beds, sofas and showers. ”

"Ahem, ahem," Edward coughed, "You should know that the great ancient Chinese philosopher Concius famously said, 'Eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling are the greatest desires of human beings'"

"Old people are human too!" He continued to emphasize. "Don't let the old people die in a suffocating environment, don't let the elderly be abandoned, don't let the nursing home become a cemetery of despair, let every life have dignity and freedom, let everyone not be left behind by the times, and let everyone reach the end of life safely. This is our mission. ”

"......," Robert didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Behold, the law of the United States is the most human right, and what are human rights? Isn't it man's power over himself? Right. This group of LSPs"

"Wait, what is LSP, and what does it have to do with LSD?"

"Ahem, that's not the most important thing. This group of respectable old people, of course, has the right to find happiness, and what have we done? It is nothing more than a small reproduction of a certain great era of this great country, so that they can rejuvenate spiritually. ”