"As for what the Paulies do, I don't care. We don't know anything. Springfield just provided the stage and the drinks. God, call the resident doctor, that LSP has fainted! Edward hurriedly jumped out.

Paulee was stunned at the moment, looking at the old man in her arms, her eyes were rolling and her face was blue, and in the few minutes that Edward and Robert were chatting, the positions of the two were reversed, and they became LSP sitting on Pauly's lap.

To be honest, this is much more comfortable both visually and safely.

But......

"Damn, what's going on?!" An old man next to him shouted, "Sean, I've always been in good health, I've never heard of a heart attack or anything, what's going on?" ”

"Hurry up and put him flat!" Edward roared angrily, if he caused a death on the first day of opening the door, he would become a laughing stock.

The old creature named Sean was lying flat on the ground, surrounded by a large circle of people, and Edward knelt beside him without hesitation, and pinched the middle of the man with his fingernails.

"God, what's going on?" It worked, and Shaun Sr. woke up "I just felt very happy, very, very happy, I even felt like I was instantly younger, although a little bit of a feeling of not being able to breathe!" ”

"Bastard" Edward pulled Paulie over, and this aunt cried with a sad face.

"I didn't do anything"

"Fart, are you sick in the brain, do you think it was 30 years ago? You press this old thing's head to your chest! Take a look, look at the "Edward disgusted road" is almost dragging to the navel, no elasticity, soft and lying on its stomach, just blocking the nose and eye of the old thing, if you don't find it in time......"

"I, I'm ......" Paulie burst into tears, "I, I'm just too nostalgic for the atmosphere of the past." ”

"So, give me a little brain, don't try to cheat these old guys out of their money all at once, you know? Take it easy!! Money is endless, but safety comes first! ”

"But ......"

"It's nothing, if I find out that there is a second time, I will send you to the police station, hehe, if you don't believe me, you can try it...... Or the bottom of the Hudson River is pretty good......"

After some intimidation, Paulie obediently returned to the field, and old Sean called out to the baby in good spirits.

The atmosphere has started to rise.

"Edward, these old guys, you can't drink too much, it's easy to cause sudden death." Robert reminded

"Well, you're right." He touched his chin.

Then he called the bartender: "Double the water in all cocktails......"

"This" bartender hesitated "This, will it be discovered? ”

"It's impossible, they're all seventy or eighty, their sense of smell and taste has almost deteriorated, just have a taste, don't be afraid, don't worry, if they have an opinion, auntie...... Oh, no, the girls will help you settle it. Also, I see that you are very skilled in throwing the shaker, but why is the salary so low? ”

"This is my first time working as a bartending, sir"

“？ So what did you do before? ”

"A juggler in a circus who can play eight balls in the air at the same time. I was born in the circus, it was the golden age of the circus theater, I followed the caravan all over the United States, and then the movies came out, from silent to sound, from black and white to color, from narrow screen to wide screen...... In the beginning, the movie was like an ugly duckling, and we didn't care much about it. But I remember that when "Gone with the Wind" aired, we were all desperate, and the circus went into decline, but we didn't know anything but the circus, and we could only hold on......" his voice was a little choked.

"At that time, I was 40 years old and had three children, and I had to feed them......"

"Hey, Rob, when was Gone with the Wind released?"

"In 1939, I was very impressed, when I was just 20 years old, and I was madly infatuated with Vivien Leigh......"

"Okay......" Edward scratched his head

"By the way," he continued to instruct the bartender, "after a while, the price of the drinks will be adjusted, and it will be said that for the sake of their health, all alcoholic beverages will be sold in tiers, with four yuan for the first three glasses, five yuan for the fourth glass, and six yuan for the fifth glass...... By the seventh cup, you'll be charged ten dollars......"

Bartender: "Wouldn't that be too much, or will they protest?" ”

Edward: "It's okay, these guys should be almost drunk if they drink the seventh cup, remember, you keep an eye on me, if it's Auntie...... Oh...... If the girls dare to dig into their wallets and steal money, tell me, or just call the security guards! ”

"Yes, Mr. Edward," the bartender staggered away.

Immediately, there was a burst of applause from the basement, the bartender suddenly rejuvenated, four bartenders flew in the air at the same time, and the bartender's face also glowed with a special look that had not been seen for a long time......

The wooden stage was trampled with a "thump", and five "girls" dressed in skirts began to perform a hot cancan dance performance on the stage to the accommodity of dance music played on the record player.

Just like Siegfried 30 years ago, or Crazy Horse nightclubs today......

If you don't take into account your weight......

"God...... "Edward wiped his sweat again, "Rob, you tell me the truth, you didn't eat the kickback on this stage, and now the weight on it is a ton ...... A ton! God, don't let anything happen......"

"No, absolutely not," Robert muttered with his eyes straight and his mouth "Mizrasi Rabi trusts me the most in my work ethic...... But tomorrow, I'd better find someone to reinforce the stage, and after a long time, I will inevitably get tired of metal......"

"Alright, let's go, I've hired security guards and doctors, so there shouldn't be any major problems." Edward turned to leave.

"However, have you ever thought that these old fellows can have such an today, but after a long time they will definitely be discovered by their wives, and women feel that they cannot tolerate men doing this. Even these men are no longer capable of substance. ”

"Don't worry," Edward patted him on the shoulder, "I have a way to deal with these old ladies, trust me...... Soon they will enjoy the good life of each other...... It is the liberation of humanity. ”

"Well, to be honest, I'm looking forward to ......"

"By the way, have all the businesses I asked you to register have been registered? And the ones that were acquired, are also OK? ”

"Well, it's all right."

"Then tomorrow, you continue to come here, I will let you watch a good show, and then I will go back to school, and I will leave it to you here, you can just do it according to my method."

"Okay"

"You keep an eye on the old man's home for a while, I still have to do something, see you tomorrow"

……

The next morning, Robert Nash sighed, walked out of Edward's office, and went to the next room to register his name, this time it was all young men, more men than women, black and white, although tall, short, fat and thin, but they were all good-looking, not luxuriously dressed, but clean and tidy, showing good family upbringing.

Today was good, Robert didn't get the groping pig's hand to eat tofu, and quickly finished the job.

"Edward, what are you going to do?" He asked.

"Yesterday I trained these guys, and now we have to send them a pre-war mobilization." Someone was in high spirits, and Robert walked behind looking sluggish.

He had a hunch that this thing in front of him was going to play some tricks again.

Edward walked into the room, and the twenty or thirty young men and women looked at him at once.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've given you a lot of training these days, and today is the time to practice."

"I know you're all good kids, but you're overwhelmed by the high cost of your studies. Therefore, I provide an opportunity for you to make a small fortune and at the same time to give good deeds to help those lonely elderly people and enrich their lonely old age. ”

Robert Khan is down again, young men, enriching "them" and "lonely" in their old age, which sounds a bit unusual, or it is difficult not to associate it in that direction.

Edward continued, "Remember, you are salesmen, and you are in a transactional relationship with these old men."

"Whew" Robert breathed a sigh of relief, salesman, that's good, just sell something

But! He paused, slowed his voice and said, "You're not selling products!" The product is just an addition, you collect money to help them solve problems such as loneliness! Let their hearts have a home and sustenance! ”

Robert's leg was weak, and this thing really went in a bad direction.

……

Immediately, a message began to circulate among the old ladies in the nursing home.

The physiotherapy branch of a well-known pharmaceutical company wants to add an elderly experience point in a nursing home, which is a completely free project, mainly to collect user experience data of their new products and the treatment effect of chronic diseases.

As for what kind of physiotherapy equipment?

When the old ladies walked into the huge experience room, they saw that there were single beds in it.

Each bed was covered with a cushion that appeared to be made of some kind of pretty stone ground into thin sheets and connected with ropes.

There is also a plug on one end of the mat that is plugged into the socket.

The old ladies were full of curiosity, not knowing what kind of new weapon it was.

Just as they hesitated, the young men and women who had been trained by Edward rushed out from the side, and they seemed to have a division of labor, each of them stepped forward to hold an old lady, and opened his mouth to call Mom.

The United States attaches great importance to the concept of family, which is more obvious in the daily interpersonal communication, and rarely uses the title of relatives or relatives.

In China, for example, people with good relationships often say, "We'll be a family from now on." ”

This kind of talk will not be heard in the United States.

Because of the Jesuit tradition and the inherent concept of the private sphere of white people, their concept of family is much smaller than that of China.

However, during the training, Edward emphasized that the old lady must be called mother, and if there is an old man who participates, he must be called father.

At that time, some people retorted, and Edward said very hard that if he was dissatisfied, he could quit, and since he wanted to make money, he had to let go.

Normally, the Wire of Fire would be disgusted by such a thing, but Edward knew that this time it would most likely be possible.

The reason is very simple, he has deliberately read the visitor records of the nursing home before, usually the children of these poor old people, it is good to come to visit once in three months to six months, and there are not a few people who have lived in it for five years without their children asking.

As a traverser, he knows too well what these poor old people need most - family affection, even if it is a false moment of family affection, can make them feel happy and relaxed in their hearts.

And will happily pay for it, even knowing that it is all fake.

Human nature is as simple as that, and so complex as it is.

In his previous life in China, there were a large number of elderly people who ate this set, and then generously donated money to buy a bunch of "health products" or "physiotherapy equipment" that they didn't actually need.

Speaking of which, these routines are also spread from abroad, usually in the order of rice country - Fusang - ww - mainland coastal - mainland interior.

In terms of time, there is already this unhealthy trend in the United States at the moment, but for various reasons, it has not caused much harm in the United States, but has developed rapidly after landing in Dongying, as for a certain island after taking over...... Hehe, don't talk about it.

This is actually a fixed routine for the elderly, and the core is two "1 to meet the family needs of the elderly, 2 to give the elderly the hope of health and longevity." ”

Everything is the same.

The old ladies were a little resistant at first, but then the affectionate "Mommy" began to fall.

These young salesmen are good-looking, well-dressed, and can be pleasing at first glance, and they speak so well that it is difficult to refuse.

Even if he wanted to put on a straight face and let them not come to the close, the other party took out his student ID card to prove that he was a serious student, and at the moment he was working and studying to earn his tuition, which made the old man's heart soften quickly.

Immediately, a middle-aged balding man known as Dr. Harry, wearing a white lab coat commonly used by scientific researchers, walked up to the podium and began to teach health knowledge to the old ladies.

At the same time, it also tells everyone what the cushion on the bed is.

That's high-tech!

And it is a combination of high technology and ancient mystical oriental civilizations.

The slide projector projected a photo, "This is the beginning of this year, an ancient tomb was discovered in a city called Mancheng in China, and it is judged that the ancient tomb was built in the Han Dynasty 2,000 years ago. This is called the Mancheng Han Tomb by the Chinese. When the archaeologists excavated to the depths, they were all stunned, there was a coffin in the ancient tomb, and after opening the coffin, it was found that the deceased had not decayed after more than 2,000 years, and even the skin and muscles were elastic! ”

"WOW," exclaimed the old ladies.

"It's amazing, we know that Egyptian mummies don't rot, but this is after drying, but the ancient corpses of Chinese tombs have not enjoyed this kind of treatment, of course, in order to avoid ruining your good appetite, I won't let go of the specific pictures, after all, even Helen will not look good after two thousand years."

"Let's take a look at why!" Dr. Harry cut another slide "This is an artifact excavated from the Mancheng Han tomb, experts believe this is what keeps the body intact, please look at the number, this is an official archaeological document released by China." This product made of jade and linked by gold threads is known as the golden jade cloth, and it was only enjoyed by nobles above the rank of prince in ancient China. ”

"In fact, the distant and mysterious East has its own medical system, and I would admit, with dismay, that this is much stronger than that of us in the West, otherwise how can we explain that throughout history, they have always occupied the largest population in the world, and have evolved a unique civilization?"

"Jade occupies a unique place in Chinese medicine and civilization. We can see! "Another slide cut out" In the new era, they used jade as a symbol of power and health. ”

"Modern technology believes that this kind of beauty contains subtle radiation, and if it acts on the human body for a long time, it can improve a large number of chronic diseases, kill viruses and bacteria, and the ancient Chinese emperors even took jade powder to maintain their health, but I personally don't recommend it, because the taste of this thing is really very unpleasant."

The old people laughed.