"Therefore, our institute specially uses modern technology combined with traditional Chinese secret techniques to support this jade blanket. In order to maximize the characteristics of jade, we did not hesitate to copy the technology and process of 2000 years ago, using gold threads to thread the jade pieces together, and at the same time let the subtle current pass through, so that the jade will heat up, lying on it will be much more comfortable, and at the same time, the wavelength of trace radiation will also be changed, making it easier to penetrate into the human body to improve the lesions of various tissues. ”

"After laboratory research, it was found that this mattress has a significant adjuvant treatment effect on hypertension, diabetes, stroke sequelae, arthritis, etc.! This is the latest scientific and technological achievement in the aviation era, high-energy far-infrared radio frequency micro-radiation jade health care mattress"

"But that's just lab data, so in order to get more and more detailed data, we've partnered with Springfield Home for the Aged at no charge, so please try it for free, and tell our science assistant about your experience when you're done."

"As for any scientific questions, you can ask me, but I don't necessarily come every day, I still have three labs to take care of, and those children are inevitably naughty when I'm not at home."

……

"Ed, where did you get such a talent?" Robert whispered at the door, "Don't tell me, this Dr. Harry is the real doctor." ”

"Cut, you have a good eye, this guy is from the Polo Park community, he was originally a broker, specializing in reselling all kinds of things on the black market, especially during the war control period, his business is amazing."

"So what's going on?"

"No way? When you're old, you can't do the young people who come prepared...... After being beaten twice, he chose to live at home. He had a relationship with my grandfather, and he often complained that although he was not short of money, after he stopped working, all kinds of physical problems came out, and the doctor did not know the reason. The psychiatrist said it was 'unemployment syndrome' and advised him to return to work immediately or he would die sooner or later. ”

"Old Harry, I said it looks a little familiar!"; Robert slapped his head, "This guy cheated me out of my money back then!" I said Ed, you have to watch out for him. ”

"Don't worry, with my grandfather here, he won't dare to make any tricks. Besides, if I offer him such a job that can give full play to his lifelong experience, he can't be happy, you see his face is full of red. It is true that work makes people young. ”

At this moment, the young scientific assistants took the initiative to help the old man lie down on the mat, and asked for warmth on the side, such as whether he wanted to drink some water, whether the temperature of the mat was too high or too low, or whether the temperature was just right, but it would feel better if he turned it up a little higher.

During the training, Edward specially used the blackboard to write four large Chinese characters "meticulous". It then took a quarter of an hour to explain the meaning in detail in English.

However, the group of woods still couldn't understand it.

In a hurry, he could only make an analogy: "Do you want to be a cheerleader?" Yes, it is with this mentality to care for and warm these old people! Got it! After all, this thing has to sell for two thousand five hundred dollars! If you don't pay to take you, how can people be willing to pay for it. ”

Robert was also shocked when he heard the price, this thing is the income of the middle class for two months.

And the vast majority of Mi people will never be able to come up with so much cash at home.

But Edward disagreed, "Don't worry, these old guys have saved a lot of money to support themselves!" Of course, I'll sell this thing to these science assistants first, and the price is $1,200, and it's their own ability to sell as much as they want, and they can sell it for $10,000 if they die! ”

"Is this thing really useful?"

"Remember when I asked you to buy a ruined toy factory? It's the product of that house. If you want to say that it is useful, it may not be. But the advantage of this thing is that it is safe and harmless, and it will never kill people. And when the weather is cold, there is such a thing that uses electricity to heat up under the body, and it is much more comfortable to sleep at night. I know that the heating in the nursing home doesn't work well every night. As for the extra electricity bill for this blanket, we will not charge it. After all, it's philanthropy. ”

"Okay." Robert Nash shrugged, he really didn't have anything to say.

"You have to blame my grandfather for this, to be honest, I don't want to care about this mess, I'm a law student!"

And so the days went by.

The atmosphere at Springfield's Home for the Aged turned out to be surprisingly harmonious.

During the day, the old ladies went to receive treatment with high-energy far-infrared radio frequency micro-radiation jade health care mattresses, and expressed their feelings to those young scientific assistants whose mouths were sweeter than honey, and the latter poured down a mouthful of "Mom", "You are amazing", "Your feeling is comparable to a meter" and so on.

At night, the old ladies who had tossed all day began to fall asleep early, and the LSPs, no, the old gentlemen, in groups of three or five, with a knowing smile on each other, came to the basement by taking the elevator - in fact they prefer to call it a time shuttle - and entered the glitzy age of dreams.

Pauli's complexion is also much healthier than at the beginning, and she will even take the initiative to invite the old guys to have a drink, which coincides with her good mood, and secondly, it is also a common routine to hang their appetite.

Two weeks later, the trial project of high-energy far-infrared RF microradiative jade health care mattress officially ended, and Dr. Harry said goodbye to the old ladies and said that he would take the boys back.

But in the past half a month, the scientific assistant and the old people have formed a deep bond, the latter has never felt so warm and considerate in these years, so they have asked if the event can be postponed for a while.

Dr. Harry said it was very difficult because the budget for the experiment was limited and his budget could only support two weeks.

But in the face of the eagerness of the elderly, he gritted his teeth and proposed a compromise plan, he has a batch of prototype products in his hands, mainly for experimental design, so the materials and processes are completely costless, and the cost is much higher than the future mass production of goods.

These products, which were originally given to scientific assistants as souvenirs, can now be sold, and the profit after deducting the cost can allow the boys and girls to stay here for a while.

At first, the old ladies were a little indifferent, after all, they were all human spirits, and it was not easy to dig out their wallets.

But things soon took a turn for the better.

Thomas, a young man who was most favored by Edward at the beginning of the training, saw that the atmosphere was stiff, and suddenly said, "Dr. Harry, you sell me one cheaper, I don't want you to pay my salary, I am willing to take the initiative to stay and serve my mother for a while, she is just as ...... as my own mother"

When his "mother" Mrs. Maude heard this, she couldn't help it anymore: "Child, you don't have to be like this, I will buy this mattress myself, I have the money to ......"

"No, Mom, this mattress costs $3,500, your money is used for your own retirement, I don't care, anyway, I've applied for scholarships and student loans, I have a good relationship with Dr. Harry, he may be able to sell it to me for $3,000, as long as I graduate and get a good job, it's not a lot of money."

Mrs. Maud was even more moved "Tommy (Tommas's nickname), good boy, I can't use your money, hey, Harry, get me one!" ”

At this moment, the other science assistants suddenly applauded in unison, and looked at Mrs. Maude with tears in their eyes, and then at their "mother" and "father......

Humans are social animals and are very susceptible to the environment.

Especially inspired by the artificially set environment and atmosphere, the human brain will make wrong judgments, and when this environment is associated with family affection and vanity, usually the gods will also fall for it.

"Rob, tell Thomas in a moment that if you sell a mattress for $3,000, one counts as one, and gives him $150 each. You did the ceremony beautifully, so that everyone envied him! ”

"Okay, boss......" Robert Nash wiped the sweat from his forehead, and he had carried at least three handkerchiefs in his pocket since he came to work here.

"But, boss, this can't last three months......"

Robert expressed his worries, Pauly's recent income is not as good as before, even if Baoli works hard, the interest of these old guys has begun to decline, on the one hand, when the age of male hormones declines, it is not as desirable as when he was young, and secondly, the scene from 30 years ago, the old songs from 30 years ago are not bad, but the waiters are all from 30 years ago, which is indeed a bit of a challenge to aesthetics.

At first, the old gentlemen were suffocated, although the Baoli were fat, but they were young (referring to their own wives) strange women, men, don't they like to eat wild food and eat fresh, so the money is very generous.

After a long time, everyone is familiar with it, and it is inevitable that there will be some complaints about the persimmon that she dragged to the navel.

The same is true for the health care mattress, if it continues for a while, the old ladies who don't come back to their senses will have to return it collectively, which will outweigh the losses.

Edward smiled slightly, "I have other ways to entertain the old perverts."

Then he said a large list of nouns in Chinese,

"Old man music, touch and sing, sand dance, old daddy, female body ......"

"What, what is this?"

"It's all a way to get money out of the old man's pocket, it's absolutely reasonable and legal, and it's wishful thinking, neither the FBI nor the New York police can control it......"

"My God......"

"Don't worry, don't worry, when this group of old men feel about Baoli and them, we can change ......"

"Okay, I'll keep an eye on it." Robert said tremblingly, and now he looked at Edward with the same eyes as he looked at Rabbi, three points of awe, five points of reverence, and two points of ...... Probably a curse......

"As for the old ladies, when this mattress is over, I also have other things, nucleic acids, pine pollen, Ganoderma lucidum powder, selenium-rich products, didn't I let you buy a bankrupt small food processing factory last time? You go and stare at the point, see what they do best, we pick the largest output, just put on a high-tech coat, but unfortunately, the best all-natural all-green food, it seems that it has not yet formed a wave, and this level of wave is not something I can set off, or wait and say, when the French grain merchants start to do it, we are not in a hurry to rub the heat. ”

"By the way," he suddenly remembered, "Rob, how are you handling the accounts?" ”

Now Robert has come to the spirit, which is what he does best - reasonable tax avoidance.

Under his careful management, the New Siegfried Song and Dance Troupe has almost no taxes to pay, and the song and dance troupe is paid $1,000 a week for performances, which is not outrageous, but first has to pay $300 in rent to the nursing home, which is a necessary cost and allows for pre-tax expenses.

Secondly, the salaries of Baoli and others are paid according to the minimum of 50 US dollars / week, which is within the tax exemption limit, and there is no need to worry, in fact, the song and dance troupe hired 10 aunts, giving them a weekly salary of 10 US dollars, and the rest of the income depends on the sale of alcohol, but according to the declaration of 50 US dollars, it is equivalent to digging out a large tax payment.

Edward had obtained several personal identification information from Tiago, and declared them as support personnel of the troupe, and the latter was still the lowest line.

In this way, the weekly taxable income is about 200 US dollars, but the tax rate is 25%, Edward's face does not want to come out with these 50 dollars, Robert is also shrewd, and casually donated 180 US dollars to the Mizlasi Charitable Foundation, and the remaining 20 US dollars of income, voluntarily declared, and 5 US dollars entered the treasury of the United States.

At the same time, for the long-term plan of the nursing home, the underground garage was gradually cleaned out, and the municipal government applied for 20 beds, as a public welfare nursing home, and soon 10 old immortals who were squeezed dry by Baoli enjoyed government subsidies in advance.

This is also Edward's practice of absorbing traditional Chinese wisdom, even if he earns all the belongings of an unlucky guy in the ancient casino, but in the end he will return some of them to him through various methods, not that the casino is kind, but to give him some money to maintain hope, temporarily paralyze him, and wait for this unlucky guy to come back to his senses and then commit suicide, it has nothing to do with the casino.

The same is true for Qinglou, in short, eating other people's big meat and throwing a bone back, on the surface, it seems to be making less money, but taking a long-term view, the biggest advantage of this is to avoid trouble and find the door.

If the unlucky ones can't think about it for a while, they die in their own business, and the matter is big, attracting all kinds of immortals, then it will be a big ruin, rather than this, it is better to make less money at the beginning, which is also the pre-management of the crisis.

Robert nodded his head in agreement.

The days passed day by day, and a month passed in the blink of an eye.

During this period, Edward's life was peaceful.

Nursing home incomes are rising.

Academically, I also gradually caught up with the curriculum.

Teacher, I'm in a little trouble......

One afternoon, as she spoke, followed Ruthberg back to her apartment, someone had a good idea, and in the afternoon, although there was suspicion of daytime obscenity, it was better to be quiet, and Judith's kindergarten did not end until five o'clock.

More than three hours, enough for several times.

During this time, he deliberately did not go to Meghan, just to reserve enough bullets for the key battle, this kind of thing must not disappoint the woman for the first time, it is a matter of male dignity.

However, just as the two were hugging each other, there was a knock on the door, and the power went out of Julis's kindergarten today, and the responsible teacher personally sent the children home......

Under the wary eyes of the little girl, Edward endured his grief and fled in three steps and two steps.