As early as during the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, the Americans once dropped propaganda leaflets to the soldiers of our volunteers.

However, the ridiculous thing is that the Americans treat others as their own, and the words printed on the leaflets are "Think more about your family, you are working the front line, and your wife may steal people in the rear."

Not to mention that stealing people from the front line and the rear is an Anglo-Saxon tradition, just talking about the cheongsam lady with a thin waist and long legs painted in this brochure is outrageous.

When the volunteer soldiers who were born poor and full of revolutionary enthusiasm saw these "landlord wives", they must have the same expressions of the old men on the bus looking at their mobile phones .jpg.

Therefore, to do a propaganda war, grounding is the first priority.

Zhu Fugui's birthday gift for Ms. Xingzhen is very down-to-earth.

What makes a good gift?

First of all, the gift has to be in large quantities.

The whole world celebrates, how can there be a small number?

In other words, the weight of this thing must be light.

Secondly, in order to be welcomed by the broad masses of the people, it is best to narrow the distance between our Qing Dynasty and the ordinary people.

Zhu Fugui, as a long-time friend of Ms. Xingzhen, how can she not consider the stability of the hearts of the people of the Qing Dynasty?

Finally, of course, it should have practical value, and it is best to use it repeatedly.

Only when it can be used repeatedly can people think of me day and night......

Therefore, this gift is, of course—

[Out-of-print explosive 1-to-1 size Yehenara Xingzhen real multi-purpose washable simulation playable anti-leakage inflatable doll].

To put it simply, it's an inflatable apricot doll!

This is a gift that Zhu Fugui has thought deeply, studied repeatedly, and spent a lot of money to buy on the system platform.

It not only perfectly meets the requirements of light weight, popularity, zero distance from the people, and reusability, but also because it can blow on the airship, it can carry tens of thousands of compressed dolls at one time.

The airship flies from Xiangshan to the receiving point of North Korea, in addition to a few circles in Beijing and a few more Xingzhen dolls, all the way from Beijing to North Korea, you can lose dolls, and even when passing by Phi Island, you can also throw a few to Muren to relieve the pain of lovesickness.

And if this thing falls on the sea, it can also go with the flow, in case a fisherman falls into the sea, but it is a good treasure to save people's lives and create a seventh-level floating slaughter.

Therefore, Zhu Fugui's boasting of being a good person is also worthy of the name and full of confidence.

Of course, there is also a disadvantage to choosing this as a gift, that is, Zhu Fugui is really embarrassed to write bold words like "expel Hulu and restore China" on the back of Xingzhen doll.

Although to be honest, it seems quite appropriate to think about the state in which the doll holder would see these words.

But how can I do such a dirty thing and bully other orphans and widows?

So in the end, Zhu Fugui asked the store to print the word on the north of the doll [Xingzhen, I am worse than my brother in bed, and if I can't get you, I will destroy you - Aixin Jueluo Yi].

Uncle and sister-in-law's chaotic X drama eats melons, and the people like it the most.

Zhu Fugui estimated that he could still make a sum of cultural value because of this and return the doll to its roots.

As for the discerning people, believe it or not......

There are some things that can be done but not said, no matter how unrestrained you are, as long as you don't say it, it's not a thing!

Besides, the poetry of the famous poet Zhu Fugui is also well-known in China: "The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find the Ming Dynasty."

Clear-eyed people, of course, have my heart in mind, tearfully accept the congratulatory gift of His Majesty Fugui, and use it carefully!

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Time goes back to the moment when Ali Guo looked up at the sky.

Because he wanted to emulate the Bai Suo banquet of the ten perfect old people, this time Cixi's birthday banquet was also held in the open air.

Although it is held in the open air, it should have no less pomp and circumstance.

A little eunuch in a brocade coat began to serve food with exquisite food plates.

"Mr. Minister, are you also watching the red clouds in the sky?"

The French ambassador to China, Luo Shuya, raised his glass and said to Ali Guo beside him, "The wine of Qingguo tastes really strange, but it also has a special taste after drinking too much, Mr. Minister, don't you want a glass?" ”

For them, the European envoys, the Qing Dynasty Internal Affairs Office prepared separate, separate seats, and the dishes served were also different.

Not only is it more exquisite, but it also has a Tessie-style dish.

However, Ali Guo shook his head and frowned at the sky, "Is it your French airship?" Your rudder problem solved? But flying from Tianjin, shouldn't it come from the east? ”

"Airship? What airship? ”

Luo Shuya pouted in confusion, "Damn Parisians are making a revolution, how can we do such a stupid thing, you see......"

Luo Shuya's words couldn't go on.

Because an oval-shaped floating object in the air is slowly approaching, and it is visibly getting bigger to the naked eye.

If nothing else, France should be the only country in the world to have airships......

And if something happens......

There is only one accident, and that is that damn Ming!

"This is Akito's airship! This must be Akito's airship! ”

"Fack! Akito actually researched the airship! ”

Luo Shuya shouted.

Ali Guo on the side suddenly changed his face.

"Damn, if you were from the Ming Kingdom, what would you throw at the banquet of the Empress Dowager of the Qing Kingdom?"

"Bomb, it must be a bomb!"

Luo Shuya blurted out, "Damn, the Ming people must have wanted to blow up Cixi, Zhu Fugui, that madman, but he has a criminal record of trying to shoot the president of the United States!" ”

In fact, the Second French Empire had been researching airships, hoping to use them to drop bombs in addition to reconnaissance, and if it weren't for the poor handling of airships, they would have taken them to Mexico long ago.

Therefore, Luo Shuya immediately thought of the most likely answer.

With him and Ali Guo taking the lead, the whole European banquet went into chaos.

Ali Guotie struck with his fist, and punched the nose of the little eunuch who was delivering vegetables in the way,

The boiling soup on the latter's plate spilled on the body of the other counselor, and let out a pig-killing howl.

But no one cared about that anymore.

Although there is no such thing as an air raid drill, they still instinctively found a countermeasure.

Everyone went crazy looking for a place to hide.

Panic spread from the foreigner's dining area.

If it weren't for these foreigners, most Chinese would probably have knelt down one after another when they saw the behemoth suddenly appearing above their heads, blessed by the gods.

However, the foreigners took the lead in running around, and the Manchu officials could not calm down.

The news that the Ming people were going to drop the bomb spread ten, ten, and hundreds.

Li Lianying and the others hurriedly protected Cixi and wanted to escape.

But it was too late.

From the strange spaceship, something suddenly fell.

Ali Guo and the others hurriedly lay down with their heads in their hands.

However, after waiting for a long time, there was no explosion in my ears.

Finally, someone couldn't help but look up curiously.

I saw that the "bomb" of the Ming people was not so much falling, but falling.

"Queen Mother, I said a long time ago, how can a Ming person fly to the sky, it must not be a Ming person's organ, but a Bodhisattva manifestation!"

An Dehai reacted slowly, and was robbed of the "escort work" by Li Lianying and Jin Qingzhi, and at this time he hit a rake, showing that he had already seen through everything.

"This floats down, compared to the blessing given by the Bodhisattva, the slave will be brought to you!"

As he spoke, An Dehai jumped out, opened his arms, and ran towards the "well-being" that was about to fall.