The city of Beijing, the rising sun of the ancient empire and?? It rose as usual.

At the mouth of Nanqian Hutong, two old Beijingers who came out to eat breakfast met each other.

"Abba Abba ......"

"Abba Abba ......"

"Whisper to you, are you always a flag man?"

"Hey, you said it earlier! Are you a flag man? ”

"I'm not."

"Me neither, who is a flag man for a serious person!"

The two old Beijingers danced and danced dumbly for a long time, only to find out that everyone was not a flag person, so they cleared up the misunderstanding and chatted happily.

According to the imperial court's "Manchu Revival Order", after yesterday's birthday banquet of the Queen Mother, the banner people could no longer speak Chinese.

Fortunately, in the past such a long time, everyone's level of sign language and riddler level has been qualitatively improved.

But no matter how much you improve, you can't compare to talking!

"Let's go, the oil cake of Feng San's mole at the mouth of the alley is very authentic, let's order another fried liver, hey, pay attention to it!"

As soon as the two hit it off, they went to Feng San's stall to eat breakfast.

ordered a fried liver, two cakes, and two small bowls of haggis soup, and sat on the bench, and you could see that they were two decent people.

Don't look at Feng Sanzi's breakfast stall, but there are a lot of diners.

Being able to sit on a bench is a great face!

Among them, there are two young people in brocade, who ordered fried liver with steamed buns, a stack of pickles, and a bowl of bean noodle ball soup, which looks like a big family.

That's exactly what happened, both of them were students of the Tongbunkan, and they used to sleep until three poles before going to class.

But today is different from the past, they were kicked out by their families early in the morning, and they went to the Tongwen Hall before ten o'clock.

At this time, they were on their way to class and had breakfast together.

The two of them were talking about sign language between eating, but they couldn't do it, so they used the action of eating fried liver to cover and pop out a few words.

The one who moves fluently is an old flag man at first glance.

Feng Sanzi inevitably had to deal with all kinds of characters when he opened this early shop, but he could barely understand their communication.

"I heard something big happened yesterday!"

"No, I've heard people say that Father-in-law Andehai has asked someone to give fifty rods! My parents saw it with their own eyes, and that ass was beaten into a pulp! ”

"Wow! That father-in-law An is a celebrity in front of the Queen Mother, why is he so miserable? Didn't you confront the foreigners at the dinner? ”

"It's not that I contradicted the foreigners......"

The five-baht tail flag man stopped, looked around cautiously, but continued, "Anyway, last night, did a fan from the Ministry of Internal Affairs come to call the door?" ”

The other half-tael tail flag man looked at him and said, "I slept heavily yesterday, I didn't listen to the movement, I don't know!" Do you know that the fans are looking for something like a horse? ”

Phew!

The five-baht Qian Qiren secretly cursed in his heart, how do you know that the fans are looking for something?

I think you not only know, but your house must have fallen too!

But thinking like this in his heart, the five-baht money flag man still smiled and shook his head: "I don't know, I don't know, they are looking for magic horses, I haven't seen them at all, and I haven't used them!" ”

"With?"

"Uh...... Eat fried liver, eat fried liver! ”

……

After receiving the breakfast shop, Feng Sanyuzi returned to his house in the old alley.

A small breakfast shop, looking at the revenue flow is good, but Beijing is full of masters, and filial piety must be given everywhere, so Feng Sanzi can't save any money at all, and his life is very poor.

In addition, he was ugly, there was a ping-pong ball-sized mole on the right side of his face, his legs and feet were not neat, and he was a little lame, so he was almost forty years old, and he had never married a wife or had children.

However, although he has never married a wife, Feng Sanzi is not without a taste of a woman.

For a dozen coppers, you can find the cheapest private prostitute in the depths of the alley and have a good life.

These private prostitutes are naturally not as smart as the kiln sisters in the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion.

Ugly and old, he still smells weird.

However, Feng Sanzi's teeth are very good, and those who come do not refuse, but after all, it is a helpless move.

However, last night, when Feng Sanzi went out to urinate in the corner, a beautiful woman suddenly fell from the sky.

Feng Sanzi carefully took out the "beauty" from under the bed.

I saw that although this beauty was just an inflatable doll, it was enough to see that between her eyebrows and eyes, she was three points charming, seven points coquettish, coupled with her melon seed face and fair skin, she was a beautiful young woman from everyone's boudoir.

This kind of woman, on weekdays, Feng Sanzi only looks at it from afar at most, where did she ever think that she could play it in her hands like this?

Based on Feng San's experience, this "beauty" is still relatively ...... Vivid......

He barely had to look at the stick figures on the instructions to figure out how it was used.

He had already tried it last night.

However, from the conversation between the flag-man students on the stall just now, Feng Sanzi suddenly heard a hint of meaning that made his heart pound.

Bang bang bang!

"Sure enough, this heart is beating so fast!"

Bang bang bang!

"Feng Yuzi, open the door quickly, and the master will come to ask!"

When Feng Sanzi heard this, it was the chief of the armor outside the door who called the door, thinking of the conversation between the previous Qiren students, he hurriedly stuffed the beauty back under the bed.

Halfway through, he turned back again.

According to the diagram on the manual, the beauty was deflated, and then stuffed into his arms.

After thinking about it, it seems that it is not safe in my arms, so it is better to ......

"Why haven't you opened the door yet?"

"Come on, come on, the little one is a cripple, go slowly!"

The door creaked open, and several fans of the Internal Affairs Office pushed the door in, scolding and scolding: "Damn, from last night to now, the master hasn't rested, and he has searched for a night, so I can't let the guys from the Fifth Battalion also look for those guys together...... Is it auspicious? ”

"Hey, that Xiangrui can only be seen by those who kill the nine gates, our masters are clean, are those Qiu Ba pure?"

"Hey, then all the thirteen yamen of our internal affairs government have been dispatched, and we can't search the entire city of Beijing, and I heard that Tongzhou and Xianghe also have ...... Auspicious! Isn't that going to tire us out? ”

"Don't worry, I heard from Father-in-law Gui that the emperor list has been set up early in the morning, and the Internal Affairs Office is going to recruit a group of personnel quickly, you have relatives and friends in your hometown, let them hurry up and eat this bowl of imperial food!"

"Bah, you dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth!"

Feng Sanzi listened to the two officials of the Internal Affairs Office talking and laughing in a daze, and broke out in a cold sweat.

They rummaged through the cabinets, took Feng San's three copper coins, and left while scolding the poor ghosts.

Thankfully, his little beauty hidden in the crotch of his pants was not discovered.

Trying to blow into the hole, soon the little beauty returned to her original appearance.