ps: Since you have the heart to write, you have to fight for something...... Everyone, please recommend the collection.

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"As long as I'm the principal of this school, the school swimsuit and athletic shorts will never die!"

As you can literally see...... By the way, the principal is 80 years old, and according to the physical functions of normal people, this is already an old gun that cannot be used, but this old thing ...... Ahem, Mr. Tetsushin Kawajin (Note 1) still maintains the same sexual desire as a young man...... I mean vitality.

By the way, I personally feel that the granddaughter of this old thing, a female gorilla named Kawajin Momoyo (Note 2), if my stupid brother is motherized, it is probably what Kawasami Momoyo looks like. The head is stuffed with muscles, and he always wants to cause trouble for others all day long, but he is surprisingly capable of fighting, and when I talked about the problem of the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi, I think it's obvious that the appearance of the Kawajin orangutan is a little better...... And he's a gay, and the nausea has doubled. Such a female monkey, with a bad personality and a love of playing tricks on people, once regarded me as a target, such as borrowing money from everywhere and throwing the creditor country to beat me, for example, pestering me to hold the world's first martial arts meeting in the name of the student union (Note 3)...... Except for writing the bill multiplied by ten and giving it to the old thief of Kawajin for reimbursement, I really don't have any way to deal with her. After all, she is a muscular gorilla, and she is a mother, and she can't drive it away, and she can't beat it, and she can't beat it, until one day I showed one of her weaknesses......

Okay, don't mention the orangutan-like characters, in fact, what I want to express is ...... Usually in anime works, there is always a poor normal person in a group of abnormal humans who acts as a spit service and narrator, and unfortunately, in the high school of Tianqi High School, which is full of cheats and fucks, I seem to be that terrible character.

Think about the so-called all-school teacher-student congress, do you think that at that meeting where "I feel so good when I hear the name", the class teachers of all grades and classes, people from all walks of life in the student union, people without party affiliation, etc., gathered together, but the principal slapped the table and shouted "The school swimsuit and sports shorts will never die" What a loss is there, and there is also an even more lost thing, that is, all the male teachers and students attending the meeting fell into a state of frenzy, and for the first time in their lives, they supported the principal's decision in harmony......

You say that at least women have discipline? Okay, then I'll tell you a secret, among the many hunting clubs on campus, there is a place called "Male Public Relations Department (Note 4)". Yes, the club's action guide is just like what you see in the literal sense, a group of rich young masters are full of food and are doing the cowherd's work inside, it is said that there are already many female faculty members and female classmates who have gone in to have fun, and they have become repeat customers, and the male public relations department of the director zhì is among the best in the club evaluation, and it is a green light all the way to apply for anything, and even more, they seem to entertain even men...... Ahem, you said I don't want to spread rumors? I can only solemnly inform you, please don't doubt the intelligence ability of the Black Tong Demon Mirror King, those lists and evidence are kept in my hands as a threat...... No, I mean to ask them to cooperate with the auxiliary tool, otherwise what do you think is the reason why the work of the student union has been fully cooperated by all walks of life, and the moles have even penetrated all over the world?

To sum up, everyone should understand. Due to the high degree of autonomy of the student council, I not only have to ask about the brawls that occur from time to time, but also care about the rhythm of the teacher group, such as......

-- A certain silver natural roll that was hugging my thigh and crying was a representative of the undisciplined behavior of the teacher group. Sakata Ginhachi, who obviously has the appearance of a young man, is as decadent as an uncle on the inside, and his living habits are so bad that he picks his nose and bullets, and he doesn't wash his hands when he goes to the toilet. Loves sweets, likes to watch "Shonen Jump", belongs to the high-level "non-combustible garbage" in the waste group of Tianqi High School, due to alcoholism, buying sweets and various books, he is often on the verge of financial collapse, and is now the head teacher of Class Z for three years, leading a group of students who have killed their fathers. (Note 5)

I forcibly resisted the urge to kick this non-recyclable and non-combustible water-filled garbage away: "Teacher Yinba, you make me very embarrassed like this, making it look like I came to collect debts. Even though you have borrowed 36,742 yen from me, and the interest is 44,162 yen in total, when will I extend my hand to you?"

Yin Tianjuan looked indifferently at the hand in front of him: "So...... Is this a drunken hallucination?"

"It's just a reflex. I quietly withdrew my hand, and then Sakata Ginpachi-sensei seemed to react to what I had just said," ...... Hey, why is the principal only more than 30,000 yuan, and with the interest, it's 400,000 yuan! Isn't the interest 10 percent?"

"What a thing. I pushed my glasses, "I said at the time, the interest is ten, which means ten times, that is, one thousand, and you signed your name without even reading the IOU, who is to blame?"

"Bastard, I was drunk that time! You take advantage of the usury, which is worse than grabbing someone's hand while she is asleep in the SAO and clicking on the 'agree to duel' option!" (Note 6)

"Hey, the teacher also plays sao?" I was stunned for a moment, and then nodded indifferently, "Then that idiot samurai named Sakata Gintoki is you, holding a wooden knife called Lake Toya......"

"You! you...... Are you the ......" The eyes of the dead fish eyes became more prominent, and Ginpachi-sensei had a dead father's expression, "That hardcore iceberg man, Makoto Ito, who has the first defense artifact of SAO, 'Good Ship Shield'!" (Note 7)

"Hey, dead fish eye over there, who do you say is a heavy taste?" A cold glint flashed in my eyes, "Believe it or not, I sent the IOU to the school office and asked them to transfer your next month's salary directly to my account?"

"Hero, please don't do this!" Ginpachi Teacher bowed, and then showed a flattering smile, "Today, Kuroki Kanya-kun from the Student Union Secretariat has come to convey Your Majesty's will......"

"Has it arrived?" I nodded, "...... So, teacher, did you bring the things?"

The first issue of the deluxe limited edition collector's edition of "Shonen Jump". The so-called "Shonen Jump" is known as the three unofficial magazines of Tianqi High School along with "Intimate Heaven" and "Women's Clothing World". I don't know about "Shonen Jump" or anything, but according to Kuroki Kanya-kun, "Intimacy Paradise" seems to be a secret publication of Konoha Society, and the editor-in-chief and editor-in-charge of "Women's Clothing World" are the people of our school, Gido Juya and Mizuho Mizuho Miyakoza in the third grade. The two of them belong to a mysterious community organization called the "Lucifer Mountain Range", and the members are all girls who are quite popular on campus, such as Kinoshita Hideyoshi and Concubine Miya Chihaya...... I've had a few relationships with them, but somehow, I always feel that something is wrong...... (Note 8)

"No!" Ginhachi screamed, "Please don't do this......!

...... Finally, this farce was revealed by others, and the students passing by saw the scene here, and they shuddered one by one, many female classmates, and even showed a fanatical look in their eyes, as if they heard strange words such as "the president likes to receive it in the year".

--I always feel that there are no girls to post upside down, and I am even dodged by many people, and this group of undisciplined bastards has played a big role, especially the teacher Yinhachi rubbing on my pants, and is touching a handful of snot, ready to ......

"Teacher Yinba, if you dare to wipe it on. "Tomorrow I'll replace all the water used for flushing in the public toilet with strawberry milk, and the toilet paper with Shonen Jump, restrict all the shops in the school from selling you any sugary snacks, and ask the mayor to take a ban on alcohol for Ginpachi Sakata, dismantle your little sheep, and then transfer you to Mr. Hijikata-sensei." ”

"Aha...... Aha...... Dragon God Classmate, Chengjun, Elder Adult, Emperor Majesty!" Teacher Yinba smiled dryly and withdrew his hand, wiped it vigorously on his white coat, and then pushed his glasses, "Please don't say such terrible things with a calm face, do you want to ruin the world!"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with completely crushing your worldview and the value of your existence. I said lightly.

"Ahaha!You,Always say duplicitous.,Obviously I admire the teacher a lot.,Obviously you're also a good person.,You have to pretend to be a sadistic look.,Three no characters or something are really cute for women.。 Teacher Yinba patted me on the shoulder and said unreliable words, "That's it, Chengjun, you are sixteen years old this year, and you are also sixteen years old if you don't have a girlfriend! Obviously, you are a student with good grades and an invincible student president, why don't you have a girlfriend? Are you a junior high school student who dare not confess? This kind of thing is like an octopus, and it is impossible to take the initiative to send it to the door!"

...... is in the middle of the dead end, this kind of thing, is the only problem that this student has not understood since he was born.

The slut naturally observes my expression in the dark, but he is disappointed, reading the thinking expression of the paralyzed face of the majestic writing, how can this kind of scumbag uncle figure it out, and it is obvious that I am here to pull his pigtails, but I can't let him dominate the topic.

"The wisdom of mortals. I said coldly, "Haven't you always been a virgin?"

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Note 1: Kawajin Iron Heart, the old man in "Please Seriously Love Me", is almost one of the strongest people in the original work, by the way, there are things about dead water and sports shorts and the like, it is indeed what he said.

Note 2: Kawajin Momoyo, the heroine of "Please Seriously Love Me", the granddaughter of Kawajin Iron Heart, a battle maniac, a violent woman, and a homosexual...... The description of her in this article is more than 80% consistent with the original work......

Note 3: The world's No. 1 martial arts club or something...... From "Dragon Ball", it is almost the main line in the early stage......

Note 4: From "Ouran High School Men's Public Relations Department", Reverse Queen・Gong Type...... Eighty percent of the descriptions in this work are true.

Note 5: Sakata Ginpachi is from "Three Years Group Z Ginhachi Teacher", but the Ginpachi teacher here is a hybrid of "Three Years Group Z" and "Gintama " Gintoki...... Whether it's discipline or perversion or something else......

Note 6: SAO ...... the first virtual online game in "Sword Art Online", brainwave access, real fantasy, high degree of virtual reality, strong gameplay, and the effect is against the sky......

Note 7: The name Makoto Ito...... is a milestone, from "Sun on Campus", one of the four scumbags, one of the four mad kings, by the way, although Brother Cheng is scum, if compared with his father...... Well, Brother Cheng is like a little white flower.

Note 8: "Shonen Jump", which is also available in reality, is an entertainment magazine that pinched him from "Gintama". Intimate Paradise...... Anyone who has seen the Hokage knows that it is an adult-oriented magazine that Kakashi Hachiki likes to read very much, and the author is ...... Self also. As for Gido Juya and Mizuho Miyakoji...... God-level pseudo-mother, with fake and true, Kinoshita Hideyoshi and Concubine Miya Chihaya are also ...... In short, the Lucifer Mountain Regiment is the legendary god-level pseudo-girl group. Juya Gido, "Maria Mania", Mizuho Miyakoji, "A Girl Falls in Love with Her Sister", Kinoshita Hideyoshi, "Stupid Quiz Summons a Beast", Chihaya Concubine, "A Girl Falls in Love with a Sister 2".

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