First of all, I want to say that every aspect of this world is wonderful, and the school is a microcosm of this world. Why do I say that? Because I think that the Tianqi High School where I am located has gathered a group of human and non-human perverts, who are familiar with serious exams, serious banknotes, A serious backdoor and a serious specialty recruit entered the world's No. 1 Tianqi High School, and then completely exposed his ugly face, or played in the dark with FpF all day long (Note 1), or set up a strange club to openly claim to be the partner of the aliens and future people who were looking for abilities (Note 2), or endlessly drank black tea and sold cuteness in the light music department (Note 3)—— The most important thing is that they often get together and always want to make some big news, which is very representative of competitive legal brawls.

"President!" I sat down at my desk, silently counting three two one, and sure enough, three seconds later, the door to the president's office was pushed open, "Yurika Hirai of the Kendo Club got into a fight with Yagami-san of the King of Fighters Club last night!" (Note 4)

The young man's name was Wang Er (Note 5)...... Wrong, it's called Kuroki Kanya (Note 6), and his function in the student union is the secretary general of the secretariat, that is, my assistant. By the way, he has the intelligence gathering ability of a search engine, and his future dream is to build a new web search engine, flip through Google, kick Yahoo, and be nicknamed the Black Tung Magic Mirror in the student union.

If the princes of the student council have any problems that Kuroki needs to solve, they will basically ask: "The magic mirror and the magic mirror sue me...... (Note 7)"

And this poet-like Hei Tong-kun will also smile shyly: "Fuck your uncle's ......"

"Rest easy...... Hei Tong, what can make you so uncalm, presumably things are not just so simple, it's just that the pineapple bag star and the red-haired autism monster are fighting. I waved my hand, "as usual...... It's going to be a fucking shackle again. ”

"Yes, I went to the school hospital this morning, and the teachers Nanase Koi (note: 8) and Tsunade (note 9) who were on duty there told me that a large amount of gauze and potion had been used last night. Kuroki pushed his glasses as well, reflecting the cold light—anyway, everyone around me liked to do things that made me feel déjà vu—and he continued, "so I ......."

I waved my hand and interrupted my speech as the head of intelligence, in fact, I thought it would be better for him to work for the FBI or MI6 than to set up a search engine company in the future. Kurokiri's reputation among the campus reactionaries is not good, because no matter how hidden the sluts are in their deeds, they will be found out one by one by Kurokiri, which is not surprising, because in his first year of high school, Kuroki Mojing-kun once joined the detective agency and became confidants with the president, Shinichi-kun Kudo, and Aria Kanazaki and Kanedaichi (Note 1o), so it is not surprising that they have such skills: "Let's talk about the results." ”

"Yes, at about three o'clock yesterday afternoon, Hirai of the Kendo Club met with Yagami of the King of Fighters Society, and Yagami accidentally knocked over Hirai's pineapple bun, and the two had a quarrel. Because the Kendo Department has been in friction with the King of Fighters Club for a long time, a few days ago, Osaka Taiga had a fight with the Seven Flails Society of the King of Fighters Club due to his height, so under the new hatred and old hatred, Hirai provoked Yagami, and the two made an appointment to fight. "Kuroki Gan also recounted the events at that time with a blank face, as if he had been watching from the scene, and the name of Kurokiri's magic mirror is worthy of its name," The two started a weapon fight under the Shinto Bridge, and soon, the Kendo Department Karasuma and Ichiwa Scarlet Village Kenshin who heard the news joined the battle group, Yagami-an with one enemy three, fell into the downwind, five minutes later, Lucar and Kagura Chizuru of the Boxing Society rushed to support, the Boxing Society gained the upper hand, in the melee, Karasuma and Ichi's wooden knife broke off, and the fragments hit the passing gundo club member Ku Chulain, so the gundo department joined the battle. The increasingly chaotic situation is bumped into by Natsu-san of the Magus Research Association and Naruto Uzumaki of the Konoha Society, who wanted to eat ramen together and then ...... You know. At this time, Aeolia, who had a grudge against Natsu in the Astronomical Ministry, accidentally saw Natsu fighting, and went with his brother Ayross to fight the ......" (Note 11)

In the end, Heitong Magic Mirror made a summary: "A pineapple wrapped in a quarrel caused a large-scale fight. There were more than 40 people who participated in the battle, including the King of Fighters Club, Kendo Club, Gun Road Club, Astronomy Club, Xiangbei Basketball Club, Magician Research Club, Konoha Club, Soul Phenomenon Research Department, Ocean Voyage Club and other clubs......"

"A pineapple bun......," I flicked my head, "Kuroki, what do you think." (Note 12)

"In the words of President Hui, I think that there must be something strange about this matter. Hei Tong Gan also said sternly, "In any case, those who violate discipline should be severely punished, and why are everyone so keen on fighting...... We're going to have to find a way to divert their energy. ”

"Then deal with it according to the rules......," I sighed, "and called the Minister of Public Security, and ordered the Thirteenth Guardian (Note 13) to be dispatched and put these cheating things in the confinement room. Hmph, these are some old patrons - it seems that the existing confinement room can no longer satisfy them, so tell the confinement room of Mr. Xuan Xuyuan (Note 14), his tricks need to be updated. ”

"Understand...... Then came the customary reprimand. Kurokiran also smiled.

"Yes, it's called the president of the King of Fighters Club, Kusanagi Kyo, the head of the kendo department, Artoria, the head of the kendo department, the remilia, the head of the gun hall, the head of the astronomy department, Saori Shiroto, the president of the Xiangbei Basketball Club, Akagi Goshiken, the magician research club Elusa, the president of the Konoha Society, Jiraiya, the president of the soul phenomenon research department, and Gore D. Roger, the president of the Ocean Voyage Club...... After school in the afternoon, I pick up people here. I sighed, "Thanks to those bastards, I'm at least a little familiar with the presidents of major clubs." (Note 15)

"I'm a regular member of the student union. Kurokiran also laughed.

As you can see, there are nearly 100 clubs registered in Tianqi High School, including the King of Fighters Club, Kendo Club, and Music Club, which are the main clubs with a long history of talents, as well as the SOS group (Note 16), SSS group (Note 17), FFF group (note 18) This kind of curious organization, not to mention the lower limit club on the edge of the waste, a group of bear children who are not good at studying get together all day long, jumping up and down, and at least 60% of the energy of the student council will be involved by this group of bastards, so thanks to them, the student council also has a lot of curious institutions such as the Thirteen Heresy Inquisitions of the Guardian School - there is no way, it is always necessary to suppress this group of people.

"In addition, Ginpachi (Note 19), a three-year-old Z group, drank too much at Kizuso (Note 2o) last night and tried to flirt with the proprietress and was seriously injured by Tsunade-sensei, who was also drinking there...... "Kurokitoro-kun said with a troubled face, "Lord, this ......"

...... Damn natural rolls. I said calmly, "If this kind of thing is ...... I'm going to trouble you to go, Kuroki-kun. You can use this as a threat to blackmail Ginhachi-sensei's treasured inaugural issue "Shonen Jump" and then accidentally reveal it to Hijikata-sensei on a delicate occasion (Note 21). ”

"If you can do it, you can do it......" Hei Tonggan also sighed slightly, "You are so bad, aren't you afraid of being damned?"

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Note 1: Katsuragi house known only to the goddess...... From The World Only God Knows.

Note 2: This refers to Haruhi Suzumiya, from a series of novels such as "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" and anime manga or something...... Anyway, there are a lot of looks around. In other words, if Haruhi Suzumiya appears as a role, things will definitely get very fucked...... Well, I think Ryujin Makoto will imprison her in the seventeenth dimension, and then find a way to abolish her mind and turn her into a vegetative person who can't even think...... In this way, the world will be peaceful (mouth beard).

Note 3: From "The Light Girl", it is also the source of the festival picture for the banknote sale......

Note 4: Yurika Hirai is Xiana's stage name...... No, it's a pseudonym. From "Shana's Burning Eyes",Yagami-an,From the popular fighting game "The King of Fighters", well-deserved...... The second in 10,000 years.

Note 5: Wang Er or something...... See "Nezha Chapter" and "Nezha Chapter II" of 100,000 bad jokes......

Note 6: Kuroki Kanya, the male protagonist of "The Realm of Emptiness", the friendship of the two ceremonies...... Of course, in the time and space of this work,I don't know what happened (turn my head),In short, like the original,The origin is Google.,The ability to collect information is s-level.,It's a man who wants to become the king of search engines.,Eyes man,Combat scum scum,In addition, there is a pervert at station B...... No, there's a good guy named Heitong Google, the kind that specializes in game videos, so you can go and see it if you have nothing to do.

Note 7: The Magic Mirror tells me, who is the most disciplined man in the world, the answer is, of course, His Royal Highness Xueba......! This sentence is from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", and the reason why I want to talk about it separately is because I want to introduce you to a series of Snow White who ruined childhood, and after watching it, you can truly realize the cruelty of society!

Note 8: The famous heroine of "Night Ward" ...... Personally, I think it's she who created the great success of the night ward, and it's definitely a goddess level.,Well,Don't say much.,Friends who are interested and non-picture parties can go down and understand the spirit of the anime......

Note 9: Naruto's strongest female character, a person who belongs to the first level of the medical saint, a strange woman, a little red among the three ninjas, and has been the fifth generation of Hokage...... Well, it's still a big fat sheep - this big fat sheep can refer to both plumpness in stature and gambling luck.

Note 1o: Kudo Shinichi, from "Detective Conan", that is, the Grim Reaper elementary school student before awakening, well, everyone can call him Grim Reaper high school student. Aria, from "Aria of the Scarlet Bullet", the heroine, the legendary detective. Kanedaichi, from "Juvenile Kanedaichi Incident Book", the above three people are all wonders in the detective world, and Yaria is still an armed man.

Note 11: This large paragraph makes me feel that sometimes it is troublesome to use too many memes, at least it is troublesome for me to annotate...... Well, from the beginning, Xana and Yagami have in front, Okawa Osaka is from "Dragon and Tiger", nicknamed Pocket Cute Tiger, heroine. The Seven Flails Society is a figure in The King of Fighters, so I don't have much to say. Karasuma Yoichi is from the anime "Tomorrow's Yoone", and he is a bastard who makes people envious and jealous, and Kenshin Krumura is from "Rogue Kenshin", and he is a poor man, if Gintoki's psychology is a little dark, and he hasn't met a group of undisciplined bastards, he probably wants Kenshin like that. Lucar and Kamizuki Chizuru are also from the King of Fighters, the former is a big boss of a certain generation, and the latter is a girl in one of the three artifacts, and it is said to be a hidden giant breast. Cúchulainn...... It is a spearman in the long night of fate, the attribute is a dog, and luck is e, because the excellent table in the fantasy carnival makes everyone further realize the joy of lucky e...... Natsu is from "Fairy Tail", the male protagonist, a battle maniac who causes trouble all day long, Naruto Uzumaki, the protagonist of "Naruto". Aioria and Ai Russia, from Saint Seiya, a pair of gold Saint Seiya brothers.

Note 12: Here is the pinching of his own magical Li Yuanfang...... Well, it's the classic "Yuan Fang, what do you think".

Note 13: Pinching him from "Death" of the court thirteen, it is said that the ingredients in the thirteen are really complicated, there are perverts, traitors, stupid defects, autism, middle two, uncles, and sisters......

Note 14: Void Abyss Gen, a warrior of love who claims to write stories that warm everyone's hearts, but all we see is pieces of meat, biting heads, and the Black Grail. "The Song of Saya" is the early work of Xuan Xuyuan, and he is also the screenwriter of "Madoka Magical Girl", that is, the murderer of the senior sister. And then he is also the author of "FaTe/ZeRo", so the account of killing his wife will also be counted on his head......

Note 15: Here we go again...... Kyo Kusanagi, a popular character in The King of Fighters, is recognized by almost everyone as the King of Fighters, Yagami's lifelong pain and friend, and opponent. Artoria ...... The Kanban Niang of the Moon.,The Long Night of Destiny and the Heroic Spirit of the Sword in "FaTe/ZeRo".,The legendary saBeR.,In short, it's the kind that bursts with popularity.。 Remilia, a character in the popular Oriental fangame "Oriental pRoJeck", the owner of the Red Devil Pavilion, a vampire, is characterized by full of majesty, the ability to see fate, and the weapon is the gun of Gangenir, so she made the head of the gun department. Saori Joto, the heroine of Saint Seiya...... Probably. The reincarnation of Athena, the goddess of war, the commander of the Saint Seiyas, well, I think the setting of the Minister of Astronomy is good. Akagi Goken, basketball captain in "Slam Dunk", gorilla ...... It's really a gorilla. Elusa, the second heroine in "Fairy Tail", has the characteristics of a member of the Discipline Commission, occasionally off-line, has a strict and upright personality, and is more cute, above. Jiraiya, from "Naruto", one of the three ninja who is perverted and obscene, a more popular uncle, is said to be the author of Intimacy Paradise, and died in battle. Blue dye, the big traitor and villain in "Death", don't say anything else, so as not to lead to war, everyone who is interested will poke Du Niang. Gore D. Roger, from "One Piece", can be said to be the initiator of the entire anime story, he used his life to open the mighty Age of Discovery for everyone, and by the way, the words he said before his death became widespread spoof material......

Note 16: The SOS group, from the Suzumiya Kasuga series, is a club established by Kasuga, which has gathered a large number of criminals......

Note 17: The SSS group, from "Ange1beats", the afterlife world front, the organization of the protagonists.

Note 18: This one was originally from "Dumb Quiz Summoning Beasts", and then quickly grew on the Internet. Its members are all pathetic single men who believe that heterosexuality is the ultimate heresy. Most of the members are proficient in fire magic and scythe combat skills, like to burn people, like to barbecue, and prefer to play with heterosexuality, probably because of the lack of heterosexuality, which leads to some kind of mental illness...... By the way, the day of jihad in the FFF regiment is February 14, and this day is Valentine's Day...... Well, I'll tell you a secret, in fact, February 14 is also World Epilepsy Day...... Uh-huh.

Note 19: Three years of Group Z Silver Eight Teacher - should be the official fanfic of "Gintama", Sorachi Hideaki admitted and participated in the creation.

Note 2o: Joy and Shine ...... Blossom Thunder Cliff...... No, it's one of the birthplaces of the story of Iroha who blossoms. Speaking of flowers, Iroha ...... Well, this is a Minotaur masterpiece, you can go and see it if the taste is heavy and the lightning defense is high.

Note 21: Mr. Hijikata, who is Hijikata Shisaro, is from "Gintama", and is the lifelong rival and good friend of the protagonist Gintoki Sakata.

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