"Hey, what's wrong with your neck?"

"I don't know, maybe it's twisted."

"Then I recommend you xx brand analgesics, which are really effective."

"Okay."

Emma smiled from ear to ear, "These people are so bad. ”

"Isn't it illegal?" Kaya laughed.

"It's okay not to name names."

A new commercial was playing on TV, based on the story of Tang Zhenglong and Bruce, and the scene was the same, but the name was different.

"It's too much, it's too much." Tang Zhenglong smiled: "But I like it, haha." ”

****

Bruce brought his players to Cologne, and the second leg was a do-or-die match, but as soon as he arrived at the airport, he saw the advertisement.

A middle-aged man with a twisted neck holds an analgesic, next to an Asian in a Cologne jersey.

Is there anything more slap in the face than that?

Even if you kill someone, you still have to punish your heart?

Bruce was furious, and only by eliminating Cologne could he make himself feel better.

That's when a reporter came up.

"Hello, Bruce."

"I'm sorry, I'm not giving interviews."

"Just one question."

"I'm sorry."

Bruce looked arrogant, and the reporter was not happy, everyone was eating together, you are proud of yourself.

Suddenly, the reporter asked, "Mr. Bruce, does your neck still hurt?" If it still hurts, you can try xx brand analgesics. ”

Bruce flew with a kick.

"You'd better get out of here."

"Mr. Bruce, watch your behavior."

"You should be paying attention to your behavior, this is the airport."

The two sides parted unhappily.

*****

On the training ground, the players whispered, "Do you think that analgesic really works?" ”

"Hehe, are you looking for death, now it's the most annoying this."

"Haha, everyone has curiosity."

Young people are very fond of dying, and someone suggests, "Why don't we buy a bottle and try it?" ”

The proposal to die was quickly approved.

Soon, some team members went to a nearby chain pharmacy to buy a bottle.

Someone stretched out his hand and said, "Spray my hand and try it." ”

The man squirted.

"What does it feel?"

"Cool."

"Give it to me, too."

"It feels good."

Bruce looked from afar, "What are these guys doing sneaking around?" Do bad things? ”

"Could it be to share the kind of movie that can be made by two or three people?"

"These bastards, this is Germany, we represent Denmark, and it's not you who are disgraced."

Bruce crept over to take a look, and was petrified.

XX brand analgesics!

It's heartbreaking!

Forget if others do this, so do your own teammates?

"You're idle, aren't you?"

"Let's run 10,000 meters!"

Bruce snatched the xx brand analgesic, "I'll buy 100 bottles later, and I'll use it when you run cramps." ”

The team members were dumbfounded, they didn't expect the boss to be so angry.

"What are you doing in a daze?"

"Run!"

*****

"Tang, this xx brand analgesic is really easy to use." Schultz laughed.

"It's very suitable for you, and you won't be afraid of it next time you get beaten."

Schultz blackened his face, "You just got beaten!" ”

Someone asked, "Don, can you get endorsement money for that advertisement?" ”

"No, I asked, they are playing a sideline game, and they don't need to give me money."

"Don, Bruce hates you."

"What do you hate me for? I didn't mean to. ”

"Don, how did you come up with that temporary tactile aberration?" Everyone laughed.

"I really have such a problem, I don't believe I can prove it to you."

As he spoke, Tang Zhenglong slapped Schultz.

"Don, you're looking for death."

"I don't feel it."

"Mattia, you're blushing, quickly spray it with xx brand analgesics."

Tang Zhenglong touched it lightly and joked about it.

Just then Stevens came in, and everyone fell silent.

"I don't think I need to say more about how important tomorrow's game is, boys, it's up to you whether you can make it to the UEFA Cup or not."

"Don't worry, head."

*****

"I don't give interviews."

"I'm sorry, I'll talk about it after the game."

Bruce ended up simply pretending to be on his phone, refusing all interviews, he didn't want to say anything, and winning the game was the best response.

When the Cologne bus arrived, Tang Zhenglong got off the bus and smiled at the reporter.

"Don, I'll give you a can of xx brand analgesics."

Tang Zhenglong took it, sweating on his forehead, this TMD is really a genius company, and there is no need to pay endorsement fees.

"Journalists, are you cursing or hurting?"

"Haha, of course not, we like that you can give the opposing manager a headache."

This is a pun.

Tang Zhenglong nodded, "Okay, I'll bring you a wonderful game." ”

"Come on, Don."

*****

In the tunnel of players, players on both sides are curious - has my opponent used xx brand analgesics?

"Tang, have you ever used xx brand analgesics?" An Odense player asked.

Sweat.

Everyone was sweating.

burst

Suddenly somebody was happy, and it was like it was contagious, and both sides laughed, because the whole thing was so funny.

xx brand analgesics, thinking of this, I think of the away game in Denmark, the scene of Tang Zhenglong's abuse

Since then, Bruce has left a legacy and he never dared to go near the touchline again.

"Alright, don't laugh."

But the more I tried to hold it, the more I couldn't help it.

"Hahaha."

"That's enough."

Someone squatted down laughing.

The referee turned around and said, "What are you doing?" ”

"Nothing, nothing."

When he came to the stadium, Bruce was just about to take a sip of water, when he was dumbfounded by a billboard on the sidelines that read xx brand analgesics.

"It's over, isn't it?" Bruce's heart was dripping blood.

He wanted to kick the billboard like Klinsmann did, but he held back, he wanted to turn his anger into a seed of victory.

"I want to win, and after the game, I want to rush in front of Tang Zhenglong and give him a middle finger." Bruce comforted himself in his heart.

The broadcast of this game on the German side is Deutsche Sport, and the commentary is Const, who is pro-Tang Zhenglong.

'For the last two weeks, the story around Cologne and Odense has been going on inside and out of the pitch, and I think everybody has seen a lot of fun, but after 90 minutes, there will be an ending to it all and only one side will leave the pitch with a smile.

The camera freezes on Tang Zhenglong.

"Don is a news figure in the last two weeks, he had some stories with the opposing manager, and in the end it got into UEFA and fortunately the ending of the story was good, and Don was not punished."

"On Odense's side, except for the goalkeeper's red card suspension, the rest of the starters are the same as on the field, and Cologne's side is the main player."

'The young youngster Joel Matip is already a regular in midfield and Stevens seems to like him and we are looking forward to the start of the game.'