The game was tied 10 minutes into the game, with Cologne just needing a 0-0 game and Odense scoring at least one goal.

Tang Zhenglong is running, this ball can't cause trouble anymore, UEFA has already set its sights on itself, and he must be a good child in this game.

Ding.

Mission: Make Bruce unforgettable again.

Reward: 300 Mouthmouth Points.

Penalty: Largemouth point clears.

Tang Zhenglong was suddenly petrified, what were he really afraid of, what was coming.

Make Bruce unforgettable again?

"System, do you want me to die?"

"Master, don't you think it's funny?"

"This ......"

Tang Zhenglong really wanted to cry this time, but not for himself, but for Bruce, you are too miserable.

Tang Zhenglong could only find Matip: "I want to ask you for a favor." ”

Matip thought it was nothing and nodded in agreement.

****

Laursen was defending Tang Zhenglong, and when the two were entangled, Tang Zhenglong did not suffer, but it was still very difficult to get around.

"Don, I've figured out your position now."

"Okay, you're amazing."

Tang Zhenglong tried a few more times, and sure enough, he was suppressed.

It's still a bit hot in September in Germany, and the referee will allow players to drink some water when the ball is dead.

Another dead ball time, players on both sides seized dozens of seconds and ran to the sidelines to drink water, and Tang Zhenglong gave Matip a look.

Matip nodded and took out the xx brand analgesic, "Ah, this thing is so comfortable, it won't hurt when sprayed on the neck." ”

When Bruce saw it, he actually came to the door to provoke, "You were sent by Tang Zhenglong to disgust me, right?" ”

"No, it's true, I don't believe you try." Matip squirted, and Bruce just stepped forward, and there was some squirting in the eyes.

"You bastard, spray me in the eyes, give me water."

Matip pretended to be panicked, "I'm sorry, I'll give you a water flush." ”

Boom.

Bruce didn't expect that the other party was from the Dai tribe, and he wanted to celebrate the Songkran Festival, not to squeeze a little with a water bottle, but to pour it with a basin.

"Are you insane?"

When I opened my eyes, it was Tang Zhenglong.

"I heard you need water."

"You bastard, you must have done it on purpose."

"No, I heard you say, you need water."

"I don't need your water! Stay away from me. ”

"Oh."

Bruce was stunned, "Wait a minute." ”

Why does Tang Zhenglong have a basin prepared in advance? This is clearly deliberate.

"Why do you have a basin? I think you're just waiting to pour it on me. ”

Tang Zhenglong said harmlessly: "You are wrong again, this is my footbasin, I am used to soaking my feet during the intermission, which can improve my competitive state." ”

Boom.

Bruce was dumbfounded.

Could it be that this is Tang Zhenglong's footwashing water?

"I'll kill you."

"Don't get me wrong, this basin is clean, I sanitize it after every game, you know, I have athlete's foot."

……

Bruce didn't entangle Tang Zhenglong anymore, and told the assistant coach to keep an eye on him, and he had to go back to the locker room to take a shower immediately.

Ding.

"Master, the task is complete, and the other party is mad at you again."

"System, really don't let me do this kind of thing anymore, I'm a good person."

"Really? So why are you having fun? ”

Tang Zhenglong burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha."

*****

Ten minutes later, Bruce returned to the court after taking a shower, still 0-0, and he approached the assistant coach and asked, "Smell it, do I still smell on me?" ”

"No, it's normal."

"By the way, have you ever smelled athlete's foot?"

The assistant coach shook his head, "What do you mean?" ”

"Nothing."

Bruce looked at Tang Zhenglong viciously, feeling angry and aggrieved, what kind of hatred and resentment is this.

"Bastard!!"

"If I were still a player, I would have shoveled you to death so that you could never play again."

Tang Zhenglong doesn't care so much, the most important thing for him now is to bypass Laursen's defense and complete the goal.

"Big man, do you have any weaknesses?"

"Nope."

"I can blow better than I do."

Laursen smiled, "By the way, do you have any enmity with our head coach?" Why do you always ......?"

Tang Zhenglong's face darkened, this is made by the system, what does it matter to me.

Podolski shot in front of the penalty area, the ball was saved by the opposing goalkeeper, Tang Zhenglong rushed forward, but he hesitated for a second when he was about to shoot.

This is the right side of the penalty area, and if I shoot at goal, I will activate the bug skill.

No, I can't!

But after such a hesitation, Laursen reached out first to clear the ball.

"What are you hesitating about?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled, why don't you change to the left in the future?

Just do it, Tang Zhenglong found Podolsky.

"What? Are you going to switch to the left? Why? ”

"I've noticed that my left foot has been growing very much lately."

That's.

"Why didn't I find this in training?"

"That's because you're jealous of me and blinded by my aura."

Podolsky knew that Tang Zhenglong must have a purpose in what he did, "Don, you'd better give me a reason that can make me believe, otherwise it's impossible." ”

Tang Zhenglong Khan said: "Okay, I admit that I am short, am I afraid of tall guards?" ”

Podolsky looked at Tang Zhenglong, and suddenly let out a burst of laughter, "Hahahaha, do you know that you are short?" ”

Tang Zhenglong is super unhappy.

"Yes, Lucas, I'm really tall, two centimeters taller than me, really awesome."

Podolsky patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder: "It's good to know." ”

"Can you switch positions?"

"Can't!"

Tang Zhenglong's two veins were blocked.

"Play with me!"

"Okay, you wait, my beriberi water will let you taste it too."

Five minutes later, one of the best attacking chances of the first half came when Cologne's Matip burst through the middle and passed to Podolski, who had a whimsical idea and knocked the ball with his heel.

The ball was passed back to Matip, he continued to run forward with the ball, Tang Zhenglong was asking for the ball at the far end, but Matip didn't want to pass the ball, he had already entered the penalty area, and young people who didn't want to score.

"Don is right, as long as I become a star, there will be girls who like me."

Matip lifted a left-footed shot and the ball hit the side-netting.

Silly.

It turns out that a goal of fame can only exist in movies, and there are too few such things in reality.

Tang Zhenglong ran over to comfort Matip, who was a little frustrated, "Xiao Hei, it's okay, you will definitely be able to score next time." ”

Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand and pulled Matip up, "Remember, we will become stars, there is endless money to make, and there are endless girls." ”

"I just like Emma."

Sweat.

Tang Zhenglong patted Matip, "I promise you, I will help you get Emma and make her your girlfriend." ”

Matip smiled, "Don, you're such a nice guy. ”

"Good guys?" Tang Zhenglong smiled.