"I swear to God, I really peed in the bottle, it was a mistake on the part of the UEFA staff."

Tang Zhenglong said excitedly when he was interviewed by reporters.

Here's the thing, after the match against Benfica, Tang Zhenglong and Podolski were drawn for a post-match urine test.

This is a very ordinary thing, and Tang Zhenglong did it, but then UEFA informed the Cologne club that there was a problem with Tang Zhenglong's urine test.

It's not that something was found, it's that it's not urine at all, it's that I don't know something.

There are two possibilities in this situation, either the UEFA staff made a low-level mistake and got the sample wrong, or Tang Zhenglong had a problem and he did something wrong.

If it is the latter, then it is very serious, and Tang Zhenglong is 100% unlikely to participate in the second leg against Benfica.

"I'll do another blood test, I'm completely innocent, and I suspect there's a huge conspiracy in there."

"Someone wants to stink me, I'll find out the people behind me."

*****

A hotel in Cologne, where UEFA staff would meet Tang Zhenglong for convenience, and Tang Zhenglong could bring his own lawyer.

Tang Zhenglong chose Sol.

"Don't be nervous, I've studied it and I'm sure I'll take UEFA to court."

"Okay, I'm not going to give up this time."

Entering the room, there were two UEFA staff members, a man and a woman.

The man's name is Johns, and the woman's name is Sippel.

"Don, we are investigating the urine test on behalf of UEFA, please explain the matter."

Tang Zhenglong said it honestly.

"Okay, if that's what you say, then there should be no problem with the urine test, but the staff member who took the sample said that there was no problem with his work, which means that some of you must have lied."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Anyway, I didn't lie. ”

Seepur laughed, "It's not up to you. ”

Thor raised his hand to signal him to speak.

"I'm a lawyer, and I'm going to talk."

"I'm sorry, you can't talk right now." Sippel said.

Solma exemplified UEFA's legal obligations.

"Ma'am, if you stop me from speaking now, then you are obstructing justice, and I can sue you."

Sipur was shocked, he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong's lawyer to have such a powerful mouth.

"Okay, you can say that."

As soon as Saul opened his mouth, he gave three examples, all of which were errors in the urine test workflow.

As soon as these words came out, Hipple and Johns couldn't hold their faces, they didn't know that there had been so many mistakes in the history of football.

Saul smiled, "I've found more than that, there are many more, but I'll just talk about these three examples for the time being." ”

"I demand that the investigation against Tang Zhenglong be withdrawn immediately and that an apology be made."

"Apologize?" Seepur became angry when she heard it, and to tell the truth, she had a very bad impression of Tang Zhenglong.

She is a feminist, and Tang Zhenglong often makes jokes about women on TV, giggling and laughing.

"The examples you gave were all lower leagues and one was the fourth tier of England, what does that mean? This is a UEFA UEFA Cup competition. ”

Johns also said: "That's right, what you're saying is more like intimidation. ”

"Really?"

Thor sneered, "Then what I'm going to say next must be of interest to you." ”

"If it's still something unimportant, then I don't think it's necessary."

Saul smiled: "The staff who took samples for Tang Zhenglong is called Adams. ”

As soon as these words came out, Seepur was completely on fire.

"You've gone too far, the information of our staff is strictly confidential, okay, you don't need to go any further, let's go to UEFA headquarters next week to do an investigation, goodbye."

Hipple and Johns began to pack their things in a very aggressive manner.

Just as she opened the door, Saul sneered, "This Addams is not only an alcoholic, but I found out that he also likes to buy football lottery." ”

"If I tell the media about this, what are the consequences of what you say?"

Seepur and Johns glanced at each other and returned to their seats.

"What did you just say?"

"I found this Addams, he's an alcoholic, he used to be treated in the hospital for alcohol rehabilitation, but failed, and he owes a lot of money because he likes to gamble."

Sippel immediately understood what Sol meant, and although this does not directly prove anything, if it is reported by the media, then it is UEFA.

"Tang Zhenglong, you should know that your lawyer is blackmailing UEFA."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "I think UEFA is wronging a young man with high morals. ”

“……”

Seepur was dumbfounded, she had learned for the first time what brazenness was, and it was still two people.

Johns said: "Don, even if that's the case, it doesn't directly prove that your urine test sample is okay. ”

"Yes, but it proves that UEFA is rubbish."

"What!! What did you say!! ”

"You let someone like this do the urine test, in case he gets drunk in the stadium, I doubt it's his."

Hipple was already mad.

"Don, you should know that you're talking about things that will get you into big trouble."

"All I know is that if this Addams thing is poked to the media, UEFA will be in trouble, and an alcoholic can get a job with a urine test, so how the hell did you two get this job?"

Tang Zhenglong looked at Hippur as he said this.

She couldn't bear it anymore, Huo stood up suddenly, and Johns grabbed her, "Calm down." ”

"I can't take it anymore, I'll go out and breathe."

Johns followed.

After the two went out, Tang Zhenglong and Sol glanced at each other, and then laughed.

After a while, Johns and Seeple returned.

"After discussion, we decided not to pursue this matter further, but I asked Don to sign a non-disclosure agreement, and we announced that it was a work mistake, but the Adams matter must be kept secret."

"Of course."

Tang Zhenglong swaggered away after signing the confidentiality agreement, and Sipur looked at Tang Zhenglong's proud appearance, and his teeth were crushed.

*****

"I'm a simple person, and this time it scared me, no! It scared me. ”

Burst.

When the reporters saw Tang Zhenglong playing with treasure, they couldn't help laughing.

"Has UEFA apologized to you?"

"Yes, they wronged me."

"Would you forgive then?"

"It depends."

Burst.

"I think the verbal apology is too weak, and I don't know if I can give some mental damages."

In front of the TV, Seepur was so angry when he saw all this that he kicked his high heels directly at the TV.

"Tang Zhenglong, you wait!"