Chapter 308: Big Bus Journey
"The eruption in Iceland has affected hundreds of flights in Europe, and the number is likely to continue to increase."
Stevens watched the news on TV, and his head was big.
"What can I do?"
That's when the phone rang.
"How? Will UEFA consider cancelling midweek fixtures? β
"No, the schedule can't be adjusted at all."
β¦β¦
Stevens was dumbfounded, "What does that mean?" So how do we get to the away game? β
"Bus."
"Bus?"
"Okay, if that's not the case, let's walk over."
The staff in charge of contacting UEFA was also in a difficult situation, and he was angry at both ends.
"It's a natural disaster, what else?"
Stevens also knew that this was a natural disaster, but he couldn't accept it, and doing the bus would seriously affect the player's condition in the past.
You must know that long-distance travel is very tiring, and ordinary people can't bear it, let alone the players who have to participate in the game.
Stevens knew it would be useless to say anything more, so he simply hung up the phone.
Benfica was so happy that he took a bus from Cologne, which must have had a great impact on the competitive state, and Santos also pretended to express regret that the Cologne players could not fly over.
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On the bus, Stevens told his players that every hour they could get up and walk around and move their legs.
Tang Zhenglong and Matip sat together, and after the car started, Tang Zhenglong took out his laptop to watch the drama.
is playing a costume detective drama called "Young Bao Qingtian".
Tang Zhenglong looked happy, Matip turned his head sideways, and he was surprised: "Tang, you also have blacks in China?" β
"Negroes?"
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, then looked at the actor who was dressed up in black and had a crescent moon on his forehead, and suddenly laughed.
"Hahaha."
"What's wrong?"
"This is not a black man, he just looks black, his name is Bao Qingtian."
Tang Zhenglong explained, but Matip didn't understand at all.
At this time, Schultz came up, "Don, come on some excitement." β
"What do you mean by exciting?"
"Don't pretend, isn't there any excitement on your computer?"
After saying that, Schultz showed a "you know" smile.
"Oh, yes."
"Then hurry up, everyone is a man."
"Okay."
Tang Zhenglong opened a video, and Schultz's face turned green, "Bastard, it turns out that my Maserati tire was punctured by you." β
"Hahaha."
"You also made a video."
"Of course you have to shoot a video for such a fun thing."
Schultz patted Matip, "Maybe you're participating." β
"Nope."
A black face appears in the video.
"You still say no!! It's all filmed. β
"Okay, I have, hahaha."
"I want revenge."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "It doesn't matter, I don't have a car anyway." β
"Don, you owe me 1,500 euros, I spent so much money on that repair."
Tang Zhenglong clicked delete.
"Okay, there's no evidence, I haven't done it."
"Me neither!!"
Schultz's face was as green as Wu Dalang's hat, "You two fuck off, I curse your career will not be 30 years old." β
At that moment, there was a commotion in the car.
"What's wrong?"
"It turned out to be a red Ferrari convertible driving in the adjacent driveway outside the car, which is nothing, the point is that the driver above is a beautiful woman."
The whistle came and went.
Stevens was amused, "These big boys are so naΓ―ve. β
"Beauty, look at it."
"Beauty, single?"
"Don't go."
"Driver, keep along."
The bus driver laughed and said, "What are you kidding, how can our car catch up with the Ferrari." β
In the end, I saw the beautiful woman in the car stretch out her right hand and raise her middle finger.
"Hahaha."
"It's so boring, our car can't keep up."
"Are you all stupid?" Stevens laughed.
"Head, you don't know that kind of joy."
The happiness that young people sometimes want is actually a kind of nonsense.
Soon, everyone felt bored again, and someone proposed.
"Each of us says something shameful, but it must be kept secret, and we must never mention it when we get out of this bus."
"I'm not playing!" Someone laughed.
"That means you're a bastard?"
"No, it's that this game is not fair."
"How is it unfair?"
"Isn't this kind of game basically not difficult for someone as shameless as Tang Zhenglong?"
"That's right."
Tang Zhenglonghuo stood up suddenly, "I'm here, you treat me as air." β
"Hahaha."
"Okay, let's start with me." Stryter took the initiative.
"When I was five years old, I stole a piece of chocolate from the supermarket."
It's a shame, but it's okay, it's a kid after all.
"I peeked into my dad's adult magazine when I was 6 years old."
Tang Zhenglong interjected: "Is it your father's collection of adult magazines, or is it your father's shooting." β
Boom, everyone burst into laughter.
"Get out!"
"Bastard, Don!!"
"Hahaha."
It was Podolsky's turn, "My matter is too embarrassing, you promise not to say it." β
"Of course."
"I went to the wrong bar once."
"What's that!!" The crowd expressed dissatisfaction.
"There are only women in the bar."
"Damn, Lucas, you're cheating, there's no shame in that."
"Hear me clearly, there are only women in the bar!"
Everyone understood, and burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, Lucas, maybe you have a Barbie doll in your heart."
"Why is it always Tang Zhenglong who interjects."
"Don, it's your turn, you're going to have to stun us."
"Are you sure?"
"Of course."
"I mean, are you sure you're mentally capable?"
"Come on, scare us."
Tang Zhenglong smiled: "Do you remember that Svante was injured some time ago? β
'Of course, we had a goalkeeper crisis.
"And you know how I encouraged Bader at the time?"
"What? You encouraged him? β
"We really don't know that."
"Tell me about it."
Tang Zhenglong said the underwear transfer method, and the bus suddenly became quiet.
"Panty transfer method?"
"Bed, did you really put your panties on your head?"
"I despise you!!"
"Don, you're really shameless."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "I said earlier, you guys are not open-minded enough to accept it." β
"Boss, if you want us to win the League Cup, you just listen to me, put the panties on the top, and use the panty transfer method."
"Don, I'll just say it once, if that's the case, I'd rather we never win the championship."
"Lucas, come on, you're the captain, let's start tonight."
"I have a suggestion, let's deal with Tang Zhenglong like this." Podolsky laughed.