Chapter 467: Cheats
Everton's corner.
Tang Zhenglong stood in the forbidden area.
The Manchester United defenders immediately chuckled in their hearts.
Tang Zhenglong's bouncing ability in his penalty area just now is obvious to all, if he uses such an ability to attack, what will happen?
Ferdinand clung to Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, don't look at you so short, your jumping ability is really good."
Tang Zhenglong grinned: "Actually, it was Jordan occasionally when I was a child. ”
Burst!
Ferdinand discovered that no matter what topic comes to Tang Zhenglong, he can blow it.
Arteta takes a corner.
"The ball is flying."
Commentary: From experience, only the goalkeeper can get such a ball.
Van der Sar was ready to attack, and this kind of high ball was perfect for him to jump up and pick up the ball.
"Van der Sar jumped up to grab the ball, and the ball was definitely his."
“……”
The commentary paused, and it seemed that the words he had just said slapped his face, because Tang Zhenglong also jumped.
"Tang Zhenglong!"
"Am I hallucinating?"
"Van der Sar stretched out his hand and didn't Tang Zhenglong jump high?"
Ferguson was also stunned, Van der Sar is one of the tallest players in football today, and he can still reach out, but Tang Zhenglong seems to be able to touch the ball.
"Who touches the ball first?"
In the end, Tang Zhenglong and Van der Sar touched the ball at the same time, and then ......
"Why are you holding my head?"
Van der Sar touched it, why is this ball uneven?
Looking at it again, this is not a ball at all, it is Tang Zhenglong's big head.
Van der Sar turned his head to see that the ball was already in the goal.
GOOOOOAL!
Van der Sar has seen a lot of goals in his career.
Long shot.
Elevator balls.
Of course, there are headers, but those are either angle thieves or have a lot of power, but this is the first time that this kind of goal has jumped higher than him, which is humiliating for a goalkeeper who is 2 meters tall.
"2 to 2."
Everton equalised again.
"Sir, Tang Zhenglong is a goal machine."
Hearing the assistant's evaluation, Ferguson didn't know whether to be happy or sad, happy that Tang Zhenglong's liquidated damages were not sky-high for Manchester United, and sad was that it was Manchester United's goal.
The first half ended in 2-2.
Tang Zhenglong whistled back to the players' tunnel, but he didn't expect to be targeted by Manchester United's Rio Ferdinand, Carrick and Brown.
At a corner, Tang Zhenglong was blocked.
"Hey, what's the matter!"
"Say, do you know Chinese kung fu?"
"No, it won't."
"Then how did you jump so high?"
"Good genetics."
Ferdinand and the others thought about it, this guy eats soft and not hard, so okay.
So the three of them changed their smiling faces.
"Tang, if you know Chinese kung fu, teach us, right?"
Ferdinand thought to himself, if he learned Tang Zhenglong's bounce trick, wouldn't it be easy to defend high-altitude balls in the future?
"Do you really want to learn?"
The three nodded.
"It's not impossible, but I'm not friends with you, so I can't teach you for free."
Three of you, look at me, I'll look at you, it turns out that Tang Zhenglong is asking for money, so it's easy to do.
"Don, how much do you want?"
Tang Zhenglong thought about it, how much is better?
"Ten thousand pounds per person."
"We don't have any money with us right now."
"See you in 15 minutes, cash, checks."
Ferdinand nodded.
"No problem, Don."
Back in the locker room, Tang Zhenglong found paper.
Yakubu came over.
"Don, what are you doing?"
"Leave it alone."
Tang Zhenglong wants to draw a martial arts cheats book in 10 minutes, and the time is very tight.
"So you're drawing, what is this painting?"
"A painting worth £30,000."
Burst.
"That's it? You stick 30,000 yuan to me, I ......"
"Definitely."
"Go, go, get me a cup of coffee."
"Oh."
Tang Zhenglong drew 10 pages, which was really exhaustive of his life's learning.
"Alright."
That's when Lee Carsley walked over.
"Come and show me, Don Fenter, what does your famous painting look like, it can be worth 30,000 yuan."
Lee Carsley burst out laughing when he saw it.
"Li, do you want to make a bet, if the things I painted can be sold for 30,000 yuan, what about that?"
"Then I'll give you £30,000 too."
"If not, then you give me £30,000."
"Really?"
"Of course."
Lee Carsley is full of confidence, Tang Zhenglong's painting is not as good as his son's painting, let alone 30,000 pounds, even if it is 3 yuan, it is not worth it.
Tang Zhenglong found that this was a good opportunity to make money, so he smiled and said, "Who wants to bet with me." ”
A few more teammates came over, but no one bet with Tang Zhenglong, they all knew that he was very tricky, maybe someone really bought it.
"Don, you don't have to ask, you will lose this time." Lee Carsley laughed, "Prepare £30,000 for me." ”
"Hey, Lee, wait and see."
At the end of the break, it was still the same corner just now, and the three Ferdinand were ready to wait for Tang Zhenglong with 30,000 pounds.
"Don, the money is here."
Tang Zhenglong took out 10 pages, and then said mysteriously: "Take it, this is my ancestor, it has been hundreds of years old." ”
Ferdinand looked at it, the Chinese had such paper hundreds of years ago?
But he didn't understand it, the villain above was gesturing with moves, which looked quite mysterious.
Li Carsley was stunned, this is a lie, and just as he was about to speak, Tang Zhenglong glared at him.
Tang Zhenglong pointed to the pictures on the booklet.
"You just do the above workout, once a day, at half past six in the morning, and in a month you will be like me."
The three Ferdinand were a little excited, this was the most valuable £30,000 they had ever spent.
"Okay, thanks."
Ferdinand said to Brown and Carrick: "Put me here first, and I will make two copies for you, and you must keep them." ”
After the three left, Tang Zhenglong looked at Li Carsley and found that he was frozen.
"Hey! See, no. ”
"There are fools in this world."
"How do you speak? I sold them the paintings on the basis of my ability, which is the same reason that the paintings of Leonardo da Vinci and Monet are worth so much money. ”
Tang Zhenglong patted Lee Carsley, "By the way, what about the £30,000 you owe me?" ”
Lee Carsley hurriedly shook his head, "We said okay, you sell the painting for 30,000 pounds, but it's not a lie." ”
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.
"How did I lie?"
Lee Carsley chuckled, "Why don't I tell them that you just painted this painting in the dressing room, and what do you think they will do to you?" ”
……
Tang Zhenglong was stunned for a moment.
"Well, I don't want 30,000 pounds, keep my mouth shut."
Lee Carsley made a zipper gesture on his mouth.