Chapter 468: Failed to pretend to be X
The more Brown looked, the more he felt that something was wrong.
"How do I think it's new?"
"Impossible?"
Brown was ready to reach out and touch it.
"Don't touch it."
"It's okay, if it's really hundreds of years, it's fine."
Brown touched it and froze for a moment.
There was a little ink on my hands.
The three of you, look at me, I look at you, and know that Tang Zhenglong is playing tricks on himself.
"I'll settle accounts with Tang Zhenglong."
At this time, Ferguson came out of the players' tunnel, and the second half was about to start, and there was no way, so the three of them could only endure this breath first and wait until after the game.
At the start of the game, Brown approached Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, you liar, we know that the painting is your new painting."
Tang Zhenglong Khan.
"Found out so soon?"
"What painting?"
"You sold it to me at halftime."
"Intermission? Did I see you at halftime? ”
I'll it!!
Brown didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to play amnesia with himself, you TMD is acting in a Korean drama!
"Don, Leo said, beat you out after the game."
"Then I'll complain to the FA right away, and you'll wait to be banned for life."
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Cristiano Ronaldo snuck into the Everton penalty area and was about to run over with a header.
"That must be a coincidence, I'm so much taller than Tang Zhenglong, plus my bounce, how could I lose to Tang Zhenglong?"
Ronaldo felt that he must have been careless in the first half, and if there was another duel between him and Tang Zhenglong, then the victory would definitely belong to him.
Tang Zhenglong has one super bounce left.
"What can I do? It's not enough. ”
After thinking about it, Tang Zhenglong decided to crush the Portuguese from a psychological level.
"Cristiano, this time you should jump first, and I will follow."
Ronaldo glanced at Tang Zhenglong.
"I don't need you to let me."
"I'm afraid if I jump too high and win too easily, it won't be good."
Looking at Tang Zhenglong's nasty face, Ronaldo was very unhappy.
Patrice Evra plays the ball down the wing.
The ball was flat and fast, Ronaldo accurately found the landing point, and when he was about to jump, he saw that Tang Zhenglong really did not jump.
Then like last time, just when Ronaldo was about to head the ball, Tang Zhenglong rushed to fly the ball first.
Ronaldo was dumbfounded, and Tang Zhenglong came first again.
"Yay!"
Tang Zhenglong is ready to install an X.
"Cristiano, I don't think you'd better compete with me for the header, it's better for us to compete for speed or dribble."
Tang Zhenglong didn't expect Ronaldo to be a very stubborn person, and Mayday's song "Stubborn" was probably written for him.
He smiled and patted Tang Zhenglong, "My father told me that the most important thing in being a man is to persevere, once it doesn't work, twice, twice doesn't work, then it's just three times, Tang, I must win you in headers." ”
Tang Zhenglong was completely dumbfounded.
I originally wanted to pretend to be an X to make Ronaldo retreat, but I didn't expect this guy to be so stubborn.
"What can I do? I've run out of super bounces. ”
"Don, I'll definitely win you next time."
"That's nonsense, there's no super bounce, and the two Tang Zhenglongs can't jump yours." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
Ryan Giggs struggled on the flanks and finally found the space to pass the ball.
Seeing the timing, Giggs sent a beautiful curling ball, this routine has been practiced many times on the training ground, C Roma ran to the back point, and Tang Zhenglong also followed.
Ronaldo looked at it, Tang Zhenglong still didn't jump, and it was estimated that he was ready to come first.
saw Ronaldo soaring into the air, he turned his head to see that Tang Zhenglong hadn't jumped yet? Isn't it possible to be more supportive this time?
At this moment, Ronaldo felt something pull him behind his back.
And then......
"You bastard, you tugged at my jersey."
Tang Zhenglong Khan!
There's no way, if you lose your super bounce and want to defend Ronaldo, you can't just rely on pulling the jersey.
"Referee, he tugged at my jersey."
Tang Zhenglong let out a demonic laugh like Stephen Chow.
"Referee, I'm jumping a lot higher than him, do I need to pull his jersey?"
The referee thought about it, if it was Bynes's dwarf who pulled people to foul, it was possible, but Tang Zhenglong?
It seems that there is no need for this.
Ronaldo was furious.
"Referee, he really dragged me, otherwise I would have been able to hit the ball."
"Cristiano, do you blame me for your short jump?"
Tang Zhenglong's action of pulling the jersey is very hidden, but when people are in the air, even a small interference will have a great impact.
In the end, the referee did not give a verdict.
Ronaldo said angrily at Tang Zhenglong: "Why? You could have jumped with me to grab the header, and you used despicable means. ”
"Cristiano, I want to tell you that you are hallucinating, I really didn't move you."
“……”
"Is it really a hallucination?"
"No, it's not."
"So?"
Ronaldo looked at Baines on the side, and Tang Zhenglong had already guessed the next plot.
Being short is the original sin.
"You're the one who pulls my jersey."
Baines was stunned for a moment, what the hell does this mean?
"Do you just pull someone else's jersey because you're short?"
Baines looked at Ronaldo and blurted out a sentence - neurotic!
When Tang Zhenglong saw it, he immediately persuaded him.
"Brother C, stop your anger."
Brother C?
It's the first time Cristiano Ronaldo has been called that, and it feels quite special.
"That's what everybody calls me in China?"
"That's right."
The game continues.
2-2 was not satisfactory to Ferguson.
The old man has only one goal for this game, and that is a win.
Tang Zhenglong estimated that his passing had reached 72, should he develop an assist career.
Everton's attack hit the left, Baines handed the ball to Arteta, and his team-mates ran together, but Arteta didn't find a good pass opportunity and the ball went to the feet of Tang Zhenglong.
At this moment, the teammates collectively stood still.
Because Tang Zhenglong can only score goals, basically he can't pass the ball, even Manchester United players see it this way.
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong gave Van der Meyde a look, and the Dutchman deserved to be Tang Zhenglong's good friend on the field, and he immediately understood.
"Don is going to pass the ball to me!"
Van der Meyde saw the opportunity to run forward, and Tang Zhenglong sent a straight stopper.
Everyone was stupid, because this pass-and-run coordination can be called a textbook-level coordination.
Ferguson froze for a second.
"Tang Zhenglong, this guy can pass the ball?"
"Sir, he's a professional player, isn't it normal for him to pass the ball?" Queiroz said.
Van der Meyde formed a chance to face Van der Sar directly, but the angle of the shot was small.
'Van der Meyde is ready to shoot, the angle is small.
Van der Meyde glanced at Van der Sar.
"Sorry, old man."
Van der Meyde and Van der Sar used to be teammates, so know some of his little secrets, which is to play Van der Sar, crotch ball is the best option.