"Sewing clothes?" Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"Does that hurt?"

"A little." After that, the team doctor took out a stapler-like Dongdong and said with a smile: "Now that it has been innovated, it is good to use this." ”

Tang Zhenglong is dying of sweating, is this sure that it is a treatment of injuries, not a whole person?

"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and treat Tang Zhenglong."

"Wait, I'm brewing an emotion, okay, you can get started."

The team doctor pinched the wound with his hand and stapled it.

"Ah!! Hurt!!! ”

"Don, stop shouting, like a man." Barak said.

"Nima's, can you try it if you have the ability?"

"Tang, I have to order three times in total, and I need to order it twice, hold back."

"Okay."

"Ah!!h

"Does it really hurt that much?"

"It hurts more than when my aunt comes."

Fellaini asked stupidly, "How do you know?" ”

"Because my girlfriend bit me on the arm when she came there, of course I know."

I see, everyone almost misunderstood.

"Okay, the bleeding has stopped, just bandage it again."

The team doctor wrapped Tang Zhenglong's head entirely, and then ...... Everyone laughed again.

"Don, you're like a steamed bun."

“……”

"Steamed buns?"

"My hairstyle is messed up?"

"Nope! You don't have a hairstyle anymore. ”

“……”

Tang Zhenglong was dying.

"Team doctor, can this be dismantled?"

"No, or you won't be able to stop it."

"Okay."

*****

"Tang Zhenglong's look is so chic, anyway, I can't help but want to laugh when I see it." The narrator laughed.

Tang Zhenglong was also uncomfortable.

"Maruwang, do I look particularly stupid now?"

"No, it won't."

"Then why do I think the corners of your mouth are slightly upturned, as if you are holding back a smile."

"I didn't ...... Some. ”

Fellaini turned his head, laughed for a moment, and then returned to his senses.

"It's really funny, but Don and I are good friends, and I can't laugh at him to his face."

"Don, I'm going to defend."

"Oh."

*****

"Alain, if I laugh out loud now, won't it be too much?"

"Of course, Don is our man, his head was opened, and we laughed at him, is that still human?"

Moyes nodded, and the two of them turned their heads and burst out laughing.

"I'm sorry, I can't help it."

"Me too."

As soon as Moyes looked up, he saw that the players on the bench were also snickering.

"Even if I laugh, you laugh too?"

"Hey, laughing fart!!"

*****

on the pitch.

When the ball reached Tang Zhenglong's feet, Barak immediately leaned over.

"Haha."

“……”

"I'm sorry, I laughed the first time I defended."

Tang Zhenglong was furious.

"Die!!"

Tang Zhenglong broke through with the ball, passed Ballack, and then met the Chelsea defense, but they didn't expect something more excessive to happen, and they collectively laughed at Tang Zhenglong.

"Hahaha."

"How I feel like I'm defending a steamed bun."

"Don, you seem to have poked my laughter, I can't help it, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh at you."

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong is depressed, my head is bleeding, and it actually brings you joy? Who am I going to reason with!

"Don, why did you run back, is your head uncomfortable? I suggest that the boss replace you, this is the right of the team doctor. ”

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "No, do me a favor." ”

"What?"

"Write a word in my head."

"What word?"

"Handsome."

The team doctor was thundered.

"I won't."

"I'll teach you."

Thereupon......

*****

"I'm not mistaken, Tang Zhenglong wrote a word on the door of his head, what is this?"

"I don't know kanji, but my colleague told me that the word means "Hansen". ”

"That is to say, Chinese handsome."

"Is Don here to tell us he's still handsome?"

"Then I...... I'm sorry, I want to laugh. ”

On the court, everyone's laughter was louder, and those who didn't know thought it was an outing.

"Don, if you write handsome on your forehead, you will be handsome?"

"Or else?"

"Don, you look stupid right now, I suggest you write a stupid word."

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.

"I swear, as long as I score a hat-trick, I'll leave immediately, I won't put up with such humiliation."

"Hahaha."

*****

Everton broke the ball in the midfield, Arteta looked up, there was no good passing point, and it could only be given to Tang Zhenglong.

A long pass was passed into the penalty area, and Tang Zhenglong unloaded the ball.

Terry leaned in immediately.

Terry was a little taller than Tang Zhenglong, just above his head, Tang Zhenglong was holding a steamed bun, Terry looked at it, suddenly laughed, and his whole body began to tremble.

"Laughing."

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong realized that this was a good opportunity—a good opportunity to pass.

So turn around, speed up, get rid of.

"Damn, patronizing and smiling, forgetting about business."

In this instant, Tang Zhenglong had already erased it.

Petr Cech scolded his teammates for being idiots, so many people couldn't prevent one.

In the face of Cech, Tang Zhenglong pushed the far corner of the goal, and this kind of goalkeeper with relatively high talent is a weakness in the next three ways.

The ball rolled into the far corner and Cech didn't bring it down.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL！！！

"Everton pulled one back."

Cech fished the ball from the door, and was angry, but he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to come forward.

"You...... Why? ”

"Your hood is very good-looking, can you lend me one, my bandage is too ugly."

Cech was dumbfounded, not to mention that his hood was custom-made, even if he still had it, why would he lend it to you?

"Nope."

"Oh."

I saw Tang Zhenglong stretch out his hand and knock.

"It's soft, I thought it was as hard as a turtle shell."

……

"Do you have the slightest bit of politeness to knock on someone's head at will? How about I knock you on the head? ”

Tang Zhenglong Khan, "Why are you so serious?" ”

*****

A minute later, the ball went in again, this time it was Saha, but the hero was definitely Tang Zhenglong.

The side arc ball was sent into the penalty area, and everyone's attention was on Tang Zhenglong's "steamed bun", but he didn't expect Saha to miss it, so he lost the ball.

Gradually, Chelsea understood that Tang Zhenglong's "steamed buns" were interfering with his attention.

It's like driving a car, if something sticks to the windshield and always grabs your attention, then it's no wonder!

"Let's protest to the referee, Tang Zhenglong must wear a hat or something, otherwise it will interfere too much with us." Terry suggested.

"That's right, I want to laugh when I see him, how can I defend this?"

The Chelsea players went to the referee, and the referee went to Tang Zhenglong.

Tang Zhenglong was stupid when he heard it.

"I interfered with them? Referee, you go and ask them, can you be a little more shameless? ”

"I was hit in the head by the guy named Terry, and I was asked to wear a hat? It's not impossible, I'll just score a hat-trick. ”