"What? Tang Zhenglong said that the only hat he would wear was called a hat trick? ”

Arrogant.

I've never seen someone so arrogant.

Chelsea's players gritted their teeth, can a hat-trick be booked in advance now?

"It doesn't matter, he'll just have a steamed bun on his head."

After a while, Tang Zhenglong ran back to the sidelines.

"Team doctor, bandage me again."

"What? Is it bleeding again? ”

"No, I think it works very well with a steamed bun."

Seeing Tang Zhenglong's smile, the team doctor was dumbfounded, "The effect is very good?" Can a big bag also become a tactic? ”

"By the way, are there any other colors of bandages? Something conspicuous? ”

"Yes, yes, I'll get it."

The team doctor brought a bandage, Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, and his head shook like a rattle.

"Any color is fine, but green is not good."

"Why? Is there anything wrong with green? ”

Tang Zhenglong couldn't explain clearly for a while, this is a cultural difference.

"Anyway, it just doesn't work, in China, having green on your head brings bad luck."

"That's only white."

"Let's be white, then."

*****

"Damn, Tang Zhenglong, this bastard is getting worse, he went to change to a bigger steamed bun."

"Haha, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back, I want to laugh."

"Laugh at anything, it's 2-3, it's one goal short."

Scolari on the sidelines is the most anxious, and he knows very well what Tang Zhenglong wants to do.

He yelled at the court: "Don't look at his head, ignore his existence." ”

But it's easy to say, can Tang Zhenglong's presence on the front line be solved by "ignoring"?

Scolari hated in his heart: "This big bastard can even put a bag on his head so much." ”

"Louis, I think it's better to call him back sooner." Said the assistant coach.

"No way, we've fallen out."

Scolari is a man who won't admit defeat easily, he's at this age, and his bad temper can't be changed.

*****

"Everton's free-kick."

Tang Zhenglong ran into the forbidden area, his head shaking and shaking, as if he was afraid that others would not see him.

"If you have cervical spondylosis, you can't honestly keep your head moving." Barak said angrily.

"I'm carrying such a big bag, of course my neck will be sore, or you can pinch me."

“……”

Barak almost couldn't hold back, and a fierce German scolding soared out.

Arteta took a free-kick and Tang Zhenglong immediately made a roundabout run.

"Look, the steamed buns are starting to move."

"Leave the steamed buns alone." Terry wasn't fooled this time, and he moved to the back post to keep an eye on Saha.

Barak also shouted: "Don't worry about the steamed buns, it's a trap again." ”

"Damn, is there a little respect? I can accept others calling me nicknames, such as handsome pot, big handsome pot, big handsome pot or something, but steamed buns? It's too much. ”

Tang Zhenglong ran to the middle, and Cech looked at the ball road, something was wrong, it seemed to be ......

"Fooled, the ball is looking for steamed buns."

But by the time the Chelsea man reacted, it was too late, and Tang Zhenglong shook his head to attack the goal.

Terry was shocked!!

"It turns out that the ball is looking for steamed buns."

Tang Zhenglong made a reverse corner, and Cech didn't have time to save, so that's it......

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL！！

"Tang Zhenglong, I love you!!"

Moyes rushed to the sidelines and hugged Tang Zhenglong.

3 to 3!!

Scolari's face was even more ugly.

"This bastard really equalized."

"Luiz, why don't we set up the bus, and it would be nice to get a draw away from home."

"You're big, we're Chelsea, we're not cats and dogs, and if I don't win the title, I'll have to get out."

"But ......"

"Nothing."

*****

Chelsea's attack is still very simple, after all, there is a monster like Drogba in front, so it is good to pass the ball directly.

The ball reached Drogba's feet, and the monster wanted to use his physical advantage to squeeze into the penalty area, but at this time, Everton's defense was accustomed to Drogba's breakthrough, and Yabo stuck the position in time and cut the ball off.

"Didier's tactics are still a little too one-dimensional."

'Chelsea's crushing tactics are good enough against some of the weaker teams, but this is Everton, the reigning champions of the Premier League.

The implication is that Scolari is thinking things a little simpler.

Drogba was thinking, or should I wrap my head up? Maybe it'll be transferred.

Just do it, but ......

Scolari yelled: "Are you brainbroken? To learn from Tang Zhenglong's bastard, I am not allowed, I can't afford to lose that face. ”

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong appeared out of nowhere.

"Luis, you're wrong, I'm holding my head because I was hit by your guard, you think I want to cover my head."

"Hmph, you think I don't know you, your blood has already stopped."

Tang Zhenglong Khan, I didn't expect this old guy to be quite smart, in fact, this is indeed the case, the blood has long been gone.

"Didier, I support you Baotou."

"Really?"

Scolari was furious, "If you dare to wrap your head, I'll blow your head first." ”

Drogba had no choice but to give up.

Tang Zhenglong was a little regretful, he was busy fighting with Terry in this game, and he didn't even play the stalk of Andy Lau in Africa.

"Don, do you remember the Forgetful Water?"

"Hahaha."

"There's a chance for us to go to KTV together."

"Okay."

Tang Zhenglong is a little nostalgic for Andy Lau's jokes in Africa, it's too interesting.

******

There will be three minutes of stoppage time.

Scolari had no choice but to settle for a draw.

"I didn't expect the last game before Christmas to be unsatisfactory, which seriously affected my mood."

"Luis, I wish you a Merry Christmas in advance."

"There's no holiday, just having a meal with my family in London and then preparing for the Boxing Day race."

"Haha, this is Britain."

At this time, on the pitch, Everton has not given up.

"Pass the ball to Tang Zhenglong, that guy has a big bag on his head, which is very easy to find."

A curling ball was sent into the penalty area, but Terry had learned to be obedient, no matter what tricks Tang Zhenglong played, he only defended Tang Zhenglong alone anyway.

"Don, don't say it's a bag now, even if it's a ball, I don't care, I'll just keep an eye on you alone."

The ball flew over, Terry kept an eye on it, and he jumped high.

"Hahaha, this ball is mine."

Terry heads the ball over, then ...... Tragically, he pushed too hard and headed at his own goal.

"Damn, is it possible that there is a buff bonus after my head is wrapped? Is that okay? ”

The ball flies into the goal.

GOOOOOOAL！

"Thank you, John, for the beautiful header." Looking at Tang Zhenglong, Terry's intestines were full of regret, and he knew that he wouldn't work so hard.

On the sidelines, Scolari was already dumbfounded!!