"You're not meant to last."

“……”

"You fart!!"

"Then you have what it takes to score another anti-physics goal."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

His face turned red.

"By ...... Miscellaneous...... Yes. Tang Zhenglong stammered: "I can also head the ball, or score in other ways." ”

Mourinho laughed: "You can only play once a game, hahaha, it doesn't last." ”

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

Woooooooo

"Say I'm short, I can bear it, but say I'm short, it's ......"

"System, I'll buy the ball path correction again, I'll buy whatever I want, I can't let people look down on Chinese men, this is dignity."

"I'm sorry, but the ball path correction is not for sale."

“……”

"Nima."

"But you can do task swapping."

"What task?"

"Hellish difficulty mission."

Tang Zhenglong's whole body tightened, and he had an ominous premonition.

"Hell difficulty?"

"Yes, do you want to accept it?"

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "Forget it, I don't think Mourinho has a heart either, men, you should be open-minded and don't hold grudges so much." ”

"Coward!!"

"What did you say?"

"Coward!!"

Tang Zhenglong puffed up, "Okay, I accept it!" What do you think!! ”

A second later, Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, he regretted it, in fact, it's quite good to be a coward, this is really a task to pit people.

Knock Mourinho!!

"Damn, how do you do this task!!"

"Woohoo."

"It's impossible."

But Tang Zhenglong has been abused by the system to be immune, and no matter how strange the task is, he can only do it head-on.

Wall knock!

First of all, there has to be a wall, so Mourinho has to stand next to the bench.

That's actually a bit harder.

Tang Zhenglong thought for a moment.

That's when the bench teammates get up to warm up, and they run from the sidelines.

Tang Zhenglong had an idea, and he had a way.

Mourinho watched intently on the pitch when someone ran up to him and hit him, a bald head, Graveson.

"Be careful."

Gravison didn't feel embarrassed.

"Jose, I advise you to step back."

Jose Mourinho paused and took a few steps back, but the Everton player was still running in front of him.

"You did it on purpose, so how can I watch the ball?"

"Jose, if you want to watch the game, go back to the bench, the sidelines are not the coaching area."

It stands to reason that this is the case, but the reality is that the authority of the coach is great and Mourinho feels offended.

"David, you don't care?"

Moyes shrugged, "I can't do it. ”

"It can't be handled, can it?"

Jose Mourinho got his players up to "warm up" as well, and Moyes simply leaned next to the bench.

Mourinho looked at it, and he also leaned next to the bench.

Tang Zhenglong saw that the first step was completed, and the wall of the wall was there.

And then there's the knock.

"Knock Mourinho?"

For the first time in his life, Tang Zhenglong felt a sense of shame.

"If Mourinho is knocked on the wall, then our friendship should also be over." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

But for the sake of the task, I can't manage so much.

"As captain, I announce that from now on, I'll throw the throw-in."

Everyone was stunned, sick, what kind of hobby is this?

But since Tang Zhenglong wants to lose the throw-in, who will rob him?

Every time he took a throw-in, Tang Zhenglong went to throw it, and then got closer and closer to Mourinho.

Finally......

The ball rolled to Mourinho's feet, and he didn't care, just kicked it.

"This is my ball."

Mourinho shrugged, "Why don't you ask for another caddy?" ”

Mourinho thinks, what a big deal!

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong suddenly reached out and pressed on the acrylic glass on the bench, and then looked at him affectionately.

"Do you know how hard it is for me to pick up a ball?"

"Do you know I'm the captain? I also pick up the ball myself. ”

"Did you know that caddies are volunteers?"

Mourinho was dumbfounded for a second before he reacted.

"What nerves do you have?"

"System? Is this the completion of the wall? ”

"Not yet, the other hand is also going up."

“……”

"I ask you, what nerves do you have?"

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong pressed his other hand on the glass again.

"You!! You don't respect the dignity of a pick-up, and I'm going to tell you that there is dignity in picking up a ball. ”

Mourinho was dumbfounded, is this kid really crazy?

Mourinho pushed Tang Zhenglong, "Don't disgust me!" ”

Ding, mission accomplished!!

"Hahaha!"

Tang Zhenglong pressed back again.

"I'm telling you, I've been really long."

Mourinho understood.

"It turns out that because I just said something, you came to disgust me!!"

Mourinho pushes Tang Zhenglong away.

"you!!"

Tang Zhenglong got another ball correction, but his defense was also strengthened a lot, and it was impossible to shoot happily from a distance.

"I need a cover, like a wingman when I pick up girls."

Tang Zhenglong looked at Lee Carsley.

"Beep."

"Beep."

"Where did the rats come from?" Lee Carsley wondered.

Tang Zhenglong's face darkened.

"It's me, your captain."

“……”

"Li, can you help me cover up?"

"How to cover?"

"Do you know the pick-and-roll in basketball?"

Lee Carsley shook his head, "I don't know. ”

"Then I'll teach you."

After Tang Zhenglong finished speaking, Li Carsley wondered: "Tang, I don't know if this is a block, but on the football field, this is a foul." ”

"It's okay!"

Lee Carsley was dumbfounded, "Are you alright?" This rule is set by your family, huh? ”

"I'll shoot in front of the penalty area later, and if someone pounces on it, you block it!"

Li Carsley felt unreliable, but now that Tang Zhenglong is the captain and is a leader, he still has to give face.

Tang Zhenglong arranged for Fellaini to block and dismantle.

"Two people block and dismantle, it should be enough!!"

*****

Baines broke down the flanks and went down to the baseline, where Baines made an inverted triangle pass to the front of the penalty area.

Mourinho fixed his eyes, this scene seemed familiar, and Tang Zhenglong must not be given a chance to shoot in front of the penalty area.

Cambiasso and Muntari were about to pounce on them, but suddenly someone stood in front of them.

"This!!"

"Yes, this is called blocking and demolition, Tang Zhenglong told me."

", that's called a blocking foul."

Just as Lee Carsley and Cambiaso were exchanging words, Tang Zhenglong had already shot on goal.

Mourinho looked at the ball and saw that it was deflected a lot, but at some point, the ball suddenly deflected back.

Mourinho froze for a moment, "What's going on?" ”

The ball deflected back and flew into goal.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL！！！

Tang Zhenglong rushed towards Mourinho, "See? I can score 10 anti-physics goals for as long as I want. ”