"It's a foul!"

"No, it's a pick-and-roll."

"Pick-and-roll?" Mourinho couldn't believe his ears.

Tang Zhenglong knew that Mourinho didn't understand.

"Pick-and-roll is a basketball term."

“……”

"It's football !!"

"But the tactics are the same, don't you think my pick-and-roll is beautiful?"

Mourinho shook his head, "I think you're underwhelmed, it's true. ”

“……”

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.

The referee ran over, Mourinho's expression was exaggerated, and he didn't know that he thought he was green by his wife.

"Everton fouled, Tang Zhenglong himself admitted that he was blocking and dismantling."

"What is a pick-and-roll?"

"Haha, the rules of basketball, you say Everton is not a bastard."

The referee was stunned for a moment, looked at Tang Zhenglong, and his expression seemed to say, do you have anything to say?

"Referee, I don't know what a pick-and-roll is, and that's the first time I've heard of it."

"Nima!! You shameless Pinocchio. ”

"I don't know what Pinocchio is, can I eat it?"

Mourinho was completely dumbfounded, Tang Zhenglong actually pretended to be mentally retarded, and he pretended to be quite similar.

"Referee, don't care about the blocking, the opponent's blocking foul in front of the penalty area is always real."

Tang Zhenglong sneered.

Mourinho glanced at it.

"What? Do you have a fart? ”

"Referee, he scolded me!!"

"José, watch your words."

Mourinho Khan died, but there was no way, if the referee was a little hairy, it was possible to send him down.

"Referee, this is a reasonable confrontation!"

"Reasonable fuck !!"

"Referee, he scolded me again!"

“……”

"Jose, I'll give you a verbal warning."

Mourinho was furious.

"Referee, that's a blocking foul."

Despite Mourinho's arguments, the referee ruled the goal valid.

Mourinho sneered: "Tang Zhenglong, did you eat the referee's daughter's soft rice, it is said that you are the first soft rice man in European football." ”

Tang Zhenglong is unhappy, he is very unhappy, this is an insult to himself.

"Huh!! Jose, are you jealous of my beautiful face? ”

"I'm just so handsome, what's wrong???"

“……”

Mourinho doesn't want to continue the conversation.

At the end of the first half, Everton led 2-1.

Walking into the players' tunnel, Tang Zhenglong approached Moyes, "Boss, are you going to betray me again?" ”

David Moyes knew Tang Zhenglong was referring to the game against Manchester United and being taken away at half-time.

"Didn't you come back alive?" Moyes laughed.

"That's my life, and I almost can't come back."

"No way, we Scots are all moral."

I'll it!!

Tang Zhenglong Khan said: "The Scots are the most immoral people I have ever met, Ferguson is, and so are you." ”

……

"Okay, I was wrong, okay? I will never allow anyone to take you with this ball. ”

"Hmph, that's pretty much it."

At this time, someone hurriedly ran over.

"Tang Zhenglong, it's not good, something happened."

"What's the matter? Take your time. ”

"Edith and Lauren got into a fight in the VIP room."

……

"What's the matter with me?"

As soon as the words fell, a big hand slapped on his back, and Moyes looked at Tang Zhenglong coldly, "You scumbag, this is what you provoked, don't go and settle it quickly." ”

Tang Zhenglong Khan died.

"Settled? Hehe, on one side is the boss's daughter, and on the other side is the boss's daughter, I'd better stay away. ”

Moyes stared at Tang Zhenglong coldly.

Tang Zhenglong knew that he couldn't hide this time.

"Okay, I'll go!!"

*****

It turned out that Edith and Lauren didn't fight at all, they saw an LV bag on Yibei, and they were killing it in seconds, and the two of them were so excited that they screamed, and the people outside thought that something was wrong inside.

"It's a pity that I didn't get it, this bag is only 200 pounds, which is really equivalent to picking it up for nothing."

"The original price seems to be 3,000 pounds."

"Almost."

"I can only wait for next time."

At this time, there was a hula, and someone opened the door and came in.

"Don, what are you doing here?"

As soon as he saw the disappointed expressions of the two, Tang Zhenglong knew that there had been a big battle here just now.

"Edith, Lauren, there's no need, there will always be good things, don't hurt your friendship just to grab something."

"Don, how do you know we're stealing something?"

"I was told that there was screaming from here."

Edith smiled, "We lost our temper, but that thing is too precious, even if it is a gaffe, we will rob it." ”

Tang Zhenglong's heart is full of joy, isn't this just me, master?

"Hehe, is it as good as you say?"

"Of course, money doesn't necessarily buy it."

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong's heart was crooked.

"It's a pity we didn't get it."

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "Of course, a good man like me Tang Zhenglong, it must be hard to find, but don't be discouraged, you have to continue to work hard, maybe I will be moved by your sincerity." ”

Edith and Lauren were dumbfounded.

"Don, what are you talking about?"

"Stop pretending, didn't you two just fight for me?"

Edith and Lauren looked at each other, and it was really angry in their hearts, and evil in their hearts.

One with a broom and the other with a mop in their hands.

"What are you doing?"

"We're going to teach you a lesson, shameless man."

"Ah!!h

"I know, you must not be able to get me, so you want to destroy me, woo woo woo."

Tang Zhenglong spread his hands, "Okay, destroy me, destroy this person you can't get!" ”

"Woohoo."

Edith and Lauren were so angry that they wanted to cry.

"Lauren, tell him what just happened."

Lauren could only tell the story.

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Hehe, it can't be, you're saying you're in it for a bag, not for me?"

"That's right!!"

Tang Zhenglong is so embarrassed, but a hard mouth is a must.

"I'm sorry, I don't accept this explanation, you must have fought for me, I know."

Edith and Lauren were dumbfounded.

"Lauren, let's throw her out."

"Good idea."

Back in the locker room, teammates gossiped abound.

"Don, what the hell is going on?"

"I heard that Edith and Lauren fought for you."

"That's right, you beat you to death, they said that the one who survived got Tang Zhenglong."

Tsk tsk.

"Impossible, right? Do pretty girls have eye problems now? ”

Burst.

Tang Zhenglong sneered: "You guys are jealous of me, haha, snakes." ”

At this time, Moyes roared, "What are you doing?" Don't you have to work? Do you think you are all Tang Zhenglong? ”

"Cut, your daughter is soaked, what are you doing with us?"