"First brother, you are the first brother of Inter, you know? Not Zlatan. ”

Tang Zhenglong tried his best to stir up a relationship between Adriano and Ibrahimovic in the second half.

"First brother, do you know?"

"Do you understand English?"

Adriano nodded.

"But Zlatan is leaving, and I'm going back to Brazil, so it doesn't matter who Inter is."

……

"Then if you don't say it earlier, waste 5 minutes of my saliva."

Balotelli snickered.

"Xiao Hei, what are you laughing at?"

Balotelli said angrily: "Don't force me to hit you, this is racism. ”

"It's okay, I'm privileged."

"Get out."

Tang Zhenglong was helpless, these people looked like they were leaving, so it didn't matter.

"Zlatan, I heard you're leaving?"

Ibrahimovic is leaving, it's an open secret in European football.

"Inter can't tolerate me anymore, it's nothing to tell you, I'm going to Barcelona, envy?"

"Why envy you?"

Eevee's eyes widened, meaning that this was not something that was obvious?

"Everton, Barcelona ......"

"Almost." Tang Zhenglong said with a smile.

Ibrahimovic wanted to hit someone.

"Hehe, be jealous."

"How much is the transfer fee?"

"It's not negotiated yet, but I told Mino that if it's not the world's number one price, then there's no need to think about it."

"Huh." Tang Zhenglong sneered.

"What are you sneering at?"

"It's nothing, I just want to laugh."

Eevee is super upset, this bastard is always yin and yang.

"By the way, do you want me to suggest to the Barcelona management to buy you too."

"There's no need, I'm going to Real Madrid."

"Hehe, do people want you?"

"I've told Mino, no matter how much Ibrahimovic sells, multiply me by two, and that's what I'm worth."

Bah!!

*****

Stankovic, the brain of Inter, he has completely replaced Figo, the Portuguese is old.

"Everton's defence is still fierce, it's not easy to go through, and after the opponent is ahead, there is not much chance to counter-attack."

Stankovic and Jose Mourinho came together and the team was caught in a difficult positional battle.

"Actually, you can play a long pass and hang it, taking advantage of Eevee's height."

"No, Zlatan is tall, but he's not good at playing center, he's good at the bottom of his feet."

"I see."

Mourinho turned his head and was surprised to find that it was not his assistant who was talking to him, but Tang Zhenglong.

"How are you!!"

"Not me, or who?"

"Boss, after you sell Ibrahimovic, who are the center going to buy?"

"What's the matter with you!!"

"I recommend you one."

"Tell me about it."

"Gao Lin."

Mourinho was dumbfounded, "Who is Gao Lin?" ”

"The center of our Chinese team, you can help us train it, maybe we can use it in the World Cup."

Mourinho wants to hit someone, this is too bullying, does Inter Milan treat it as a Chinese second team? We train you to be a striker?

"Yes, if the Chinese Football Association sticks 100 million, then I can consider it."

"Jose, why are you like this?"

"That's what I am."

*****

Everton's defence retreated, squeezing the gaps in the defence and pressing them down again.

Even if Inter had three strikers, they couldn't do anything.

Ibrahimovic made a barb, but the ball flew off.

As time went on, Inter's attack became simpler and simpler.

Ding.

Tang Zhenglong took a look and scored a warning.

The strange thing is that the goal turned out to be Stankovic's lob shot from 30 meters away.

"What should I do?"

Tang Zhenglong was still in the front, this was not a corner kick or a set-piece, Tang Zhenglong didn't run back to help defend at all.

That could only be a gesture to Howard.

"Defend, defend."

Howard saw Tang Zhenglong waving from a distance.

"What? Thirsty? Want to drink water? ”

"Not like that."

Tang Zhenglong was anxious, "This kind of early warning is useless, the stadium is so big, it's too late to run back, if only there was a mobile phone." ”

Tang Zhenglong remembered watching variety shows when he was a child, and there was a project called "I compare, you guess".

It's just one person making a comparison, and the other person guessing what he's talking about, which is almost like that.

So Tang Zhenglong began to compare.

Shot.

Goal.

Celebrate.

"Scored, scored."

On the side of the pitch, Mourinho was stunned, is Tang Zhenglong crazy!!

On the other side, Stankovic had already shot with his feet, and the hanging shot from 30 meters away was too sudden, and goalkeeper Howard was indeed caught off guard.

The ball flies into the goal.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL！！

Tang Zhenglong ran back.

"Tim, what's the matter with you, didn't I remind you that the other side is going to shoot."

Howard was stunned, "So that's what you mean, I thought you had hemorrhoids and felt uncomfortable all over." ”

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"You just got hemorrhoids, I'm reminding you."

Howard patted Tang Zhenglong, "Thank you, but it's too sudden." ”

Mourinho reacted here, it turned out that Tang Zhenglong was reminding his teammates to make that series of stupid X-like moves, but the question is how did he know that Stankovic was going to shoot?

"Could this kid be mind-reading?"

"Nyima's."

“……&%&”

Mourinho scolded Tang Zhenglong in his heart.

"What are you doing? Are you scolding me? ”

Mourinho chuckled inwardly.

"I knew you were scolding me, I'll tell the referee."

"Neuropathy."

In the final ten minutes, neither side could score again, and the score remained 2-2, and Moyes was a little disappointed as he shook hands with Jose Mourinho.

It looks like everything will be decided in the next round.

Mourinho was interviewed and just said it was a fair game and then left.

David Moyes said it was a shame that Everton had a chance to win but didn't take it.

It was Tang Zhenglong's turn.

'I'm a hero again, I've scored two beautiful goals and I know you guys have a lot of questions, but please line up and have one question each.'

The reporter was dumbfounded, he didn't ask a question yet, and he blew it up first, and there are not many people like this.

"Some people say that Zlatan is much better than you."

"I've also heard that the man got cataracts, and I found out that he had eye problems."

Burst.

"I forgave him and paid for his cataract treatment."

"Don, you're such a nice guy." A female reporter said.

Everyone is dumbfounded, are you an idiot? Tang Zhenglong is obviously lying.

"It's nothing, I should do it, so you just said that Zlatan is better than me, and I'll find me later, and I can pay you to treat cataracts."

……

****

On the side of Ibu, Tang Zhenglong's words were relayed by reporters.

Ibrahimovic was angry.

"Tang Zhenglong himself has cataracts, don't worry, I will pay for him to be treated, and his hydrocephalus should also be treated."

With a poof, the reporters laughed unkindly.