"Harvey didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be so annoying."

"Tang Zhenglong, are you a woman?"

"What? Is your wife annoying? ”

"Nope! It's my mom. ”

Pep Guardiola also saw that since the opponent sent Tang Zhenglong to defend Xavi, Barcelona's attack has not been so smooth.

Pep Guardiola beckoned Xavi to come over.

"What the hell is going on? It's not like your style. ”

"Boss, that guy is as annoying as my mom."

“……”

"Just ignore him."

Pep Guardiola thought to himself: "What a big deal, is there less difficulty for professional players than this?" ”

Harvey had a difficult face.

"Then you let Tang Zhenglong come over, I don't believe it!"

"I'm here, what's the matter?"

Tang Zhenglong's look like a sassy man is really annoying.

"Please don't bother my players, okay?"

"Can you get a face as a professional footballer?"

"Bald, that's your mistake, I'm chatting with Harvey."

"Bald?"

Guardiola rubbed it and became popular.

"Say it again!!"

"Bald, what's wrong? You're bald. ”

"I have a name."

"I'm used to calling people by nicknames, like Marcelo, and I call him Curly."

“……”

"He's okay?"

"Nope." Tang Zhenglong said with a smile.

Pep Guardiola kind of understands why Xavi is so annoying this guy.

Suddenly, Gua Shuai was curious.

"So your boss has a nickname too?"

"Of course."

"Isn't it called a Chilean engineer?"

"Of course not."

"I call him an old urchin."

"Old urchin?"

Pep Guardiola was stunned.

"And what about Cristiano Ronaldo?"

"Stinky and shameless."

Burst.

"What about Ramos?"

"And what about him?"

Harvey, who was not far away, looked over and found that his boss was chatting with Tang Zhenglong.

This......

"Why did the Boss talk to that guy?"

Pep Guardiola found Tang Zhenglong too interesting.

"You're so funny, but stop calling me bald or I'll whip you."

"By the way, do you want to come to Barcelona?"

“……”

"If the salary can be doubled, I'll come right away."

"Hahaha, shameless."

"Huh."

"It's a pity we can't afford you."

"You can exchange Ibuga money for me."

Unexpectedly, Yi Bu warmed up next to him and grabbed Tang Zhenglong's back collar.

"What did you say?"

"Let go, I've got a temper."

"It's useless for you to have a temper, dare to speak ill of me, boss, I suggest you don't listen to him, this kid is not a good person."

Pep Guardiola patted Ibrahimovic on the shoulder.

"Zlatan, don't be so excited, in fact, Tang Zhenglong is still a good person."

Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded, the last thing he wanted to see came about.

Is Tang Zhenglong a good person?

Are there still bad people in the world?

What if the boss is bewitched by him and really sells himself, then what's the point?

Ibrahimovic thought to himself, "This must be stopped, or the consequences may be very unpleasant." ”

Ibrahimovic finds Pellegrini.

"Hey, old man, you don't care anymore, then Tang Zhenglong is from Barcelona."

Pellegrini smiled.

"Don't worry, Tang Zhenglong is not that kind of person."

Through these few months of contact, Pellegrini has gradually understood Tang Zhenglong's personality, but he has a bad mouth, but he is still very reliable, especially for the game, as long as he stands on the field, then he is dedicated to fighting for the team.

Here, Tang Zhenglong is still chatting with Guardiola.

"How do you guys get that pass-and-control football? Can you teach me? ”

"Want to learn?"

"Yes." Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"This is my biggest secret, I can't teach you."

"I can worship you as a teacher."

"Master!!"

Gua Shuai was dumbfounded, but he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to kneel down with a plop.

"Get up quickly."

"If you don't teach me, I won't get up."

The narrator saw this strange scene.

"Tang Zhenglong, this is ...... Propose? ”

"Hahaha."

"Look, Tang Zhenglong is proposing."

"It turns out that Tang Zhenglong's true love is Pep Guardiola."

Guardiola felt bitter in his heart, he could only kneel down.

"You're not up, are you? Then I won't get up. ”

At this moment, someone shouted-Tang Zhenglong.

I turned my head and saw that it was Ronaldo.

"Fought back, we fought back!!"

Real Madrid's counter-attacking chances.

Tang Zhenglong ran away with a.

"We'll talk about it later."

Guardiola was dumbfounded, and the opponent counter-attacked.

Ronaldo ran to the side, Benzema followed in the middle, and Tang Zhenglong hurriedly ran to the right.

Ronaldo originally wanted to do it alone, but Barcelona's defense was fast, and in a hurry, Ronaldo could only pass the ball to Benzema.

As soon as Benzema got the ball, he was entangled by Puyol.

"Karim, give it to me."

Benzema immediately passed the ball to Tang Zhenglong on the other side.

Here, Tang Zhenglong took the ball to face the French fullback - Abidal.

In the past, it was a single knife, and if you can't get by, then ......

Tang Zhenglong played the ball with his left foot, and then followed with his right foot.

Velocity!!

At this time, no technology, football IQ is useless, and absolute man-ball speed is king.

"It's !! passed"

"Tang Zhenglong has passed."

The narrator suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing, he was from Barcelona.

However, Tang Zhenglong's man-ball combination is too beautiful.

Valdés rushed over and blocked the near corner, but Tang Zhenglong's shot was on the right side of the penalty area.

So......

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL！！

The opponent who hit the ball with a burst shot was caught off guard.

GOOOOOOAL！！

Even the discerning Barcelona fans stood up and applauded Tang Zhenglong, the goal was indeed beautiful.

Especially when the last shot was taken, ordinary people would be timid at this time, and they might choose to push, but Tang Zhenglong chose the most domineering burst.

Tang Zhenglong rushed to the sideline.

Pellegrini opened his hands and was ready to hug his player, but what he didn't expect was ......

"Pep, how was my goal?"

Pellegrini was dumbfounded.

"Tang Zhenglong actually went to hug his opponent."

Pep Guardiola Khan died.

"You're in my goal, is it appropriate for you to hug me?"

"Tang Zhenglong, let go of me."

"Don't be shy."

"I order you, let go of me!! Immediately, immediately! ”

Tang Zhenglong let go.

"Well, I'll whisper to you, the goal is beautiful, but don't bother me, we're enemies."

*****

"Woohoo."

Eevee covered her head with a towel.

"It's not fair, why is Tang Zhenglong so good, I come to Barcelona or substitute."

After thinking about it, Eevee felt that he understood.

It must be because Tang Zhenglong "sneaked" Pellegrini's daughter, that little white face specializes in that kind of thing, and he was unclear with Moyes's daughter at Everton.

Thinking of this, Ibu stood up and walked towards Gua Shuai, and said with a smile: "Boss, I want to ask, do you have a daughter?" ”