At the end of the first half, Ibrahimovic stretched and prepared to go back to the dressing room.

That's when the manager called out to him.

"Zlatan, you don't have to go back to the dressing room, warm up at half-time and get ready for the second half."

Ibu was stunned at first, then happy.

"Okay, boss."

Tang Zhenglong saw that Ibrahimovic didn't go back to the locker room, and he didn't want to go back, so he said to Pellegrini: "Boss, I want to continue to warm up at halftime." ”

"Aren't you tired?"

As soon as the words fell, Pellegrini himself was happy, Tang Zhenglong's running distance was the least in the team, how could he be tired?

"Okay, but don't get into trouble."

“……”

*****

Ibrahimovic asked the substitute goalkeeper to train with himself.

A burst of shots, and the ball goes into the net.

"Pretty!!"

Eevee is the one that comes with its own sound effects.

"How can I be so handsome? It's really handsome at 24K. ”

At this time, a ball flew behind him, which was more awkward and faster than the ball that Ibrahimovic had just shot.

A discerning person can see that this is a provocation.

Yi Bu turned his head, and sure enough, it was Tang Zhenglong.

"You don't go back to the locker room at halftime?"

"How? Isn't it amazing? Why doesn't a workhorse go back to the locker room? ”

Eevee's face darkened.

I remember that there is a hot search topic on the Internet - how to anger others with one sentence, if this project can enter the Olympic Games, then Tang Zhenglong is definitely the gold medal among the gold medals.

"What a substitute, the main ...... In my heart, the whole team is the main force, but the division of labor is different. ”

"Hahahaha."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and leaned back.

"Zlatan, I'll call you Zia Q in the future."

"Who is Ah Q?"

"Someone like you."

Ibrahimovic knew that this guy might be going to make fun of his status as a substitute.

"Tang Zhenglong, haven't you played as a substitute? Or may I ask the football players all over the world, who has never played as a substitute? ”

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong said - no.

"Bah!! You thought I didn't know anything about Cologne. ”

Sweat!

"Okay, don't bother me with the warm-up, I'm going to have to abuse you in the second half."

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Zlatan, I don't think you need to warm up, it's impossible to play in the second half anyway." ”

“……”

"Get out! Tang Zhenglong! ”

Tang Zhenglong turned to leave, and at this moment, his heel flicked back, and the ball flew towards the goal like an eye.

The Barcelona fans at the scene were stunned, this ball feeling is really against the sky!!

"It would be nice if we bought Tang Zhenglong, not Ibrahimovic." Someone whispered.

Ibudu was mad and flew up.

"Ah, who spanked me."

"This time it's football, next time I'll kick you in the ass."

“……”

******

At the beginning of the second half, Tang Zhenglong intensified his treatment of Xavi.

"Do you have a daughter? Actually, I'm quite young, and I don't mind dating young girls. ”

"Or if you have a sister, you can do it."

Xavi received the ball, and his mind was full of Tang Zhenglong.

Many years later, Harvey came to China and saw a movie called "Journey to the West", and suddenly the case was filmed.

"I've seen this person, Tang Zhenglong!"

Xavi's passing was visibly affected.

Pep Guardiola doesn't have a good idea, after all, according to the current rules of football, disgusting people are not fouls.

Pep Guardiola glanced at Manuel Pellegrini.

"You make Tang Zhenglong disgusting my player so much, do you still want face?"

Pellegrini shrugged and said I don't know what you're talking about.

"It turns out that disgusting people is also a tactic." Pellegrini was secretly happy.

But soon, Harvey came up with a countermeasure, and he brought earplugs.

“……”

"Don't be so desperate." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

"Hey, little man, can't you really hear what I'm saying?"

"Hey, dwarf winter melon."

Tang Zhenglong is helpless.

Barcelona's passing football returned to 80% level, and the midfield passed and controlled again silky.

*****

"Run for me." Manuel Pellegrini yelled at the pitch.

In the face of Barcelona's passing, Real Madrid can only cope by running harder for the time being, and diligence seems to be useful.

But......

Fitness is an issue.

The corners of Guardiola's mouth are raised.

"You're going to die if you run like this, haha!"

Sure enough, Guti fell to the ground with leg cramps.

It can't go on like this, Tang Zhenglong suddenly thought of the physical strength potion.

"System, I have an idea."

"Tell me about it."

"Can I give my stamina water to my teammates?"

Faced with Tang Zhenglong's brain, the system was stunned.

"Why are you stunned!!"

"A potion of stamina? 11 people drinking? ”

"Of course not, just a few people at the back."

Tang Zhenglong's idea was to share a little for each person, mix it in the water, and drink it unconsciously.

"Master, all I can say is that you are too creative."

"Hahaha."

"But I don't promise it works!!"

“……”

"It's okay, I still have the Spiritual Victory Method."

*****

Guti received simple treatment from the team doctor, and his teammates came running to see if he was okay.

At this time, Tang Zhenglong handed over a bottle of water.

Guti took a sip.

Burst!

Spit it out.

"What's this?"

Tang Zhenglong added some physical energy potion to the water and mustard powder.

"Chinese Medicine!!"

Medicinal herb?

Chinese medicine is broad and profound, and many people know this.

"My ancestor, that's the secret of my ability to run."

"Just drink this?"

"Your grandfather is a Chinese medicine doctor?"

Marcelohan said: "Are we getting the point wrong, the reason why Tang Zhenglong can run so much is because he is lazy and rests while competing." ”

Burst!

Hahaha.

Also!!

It's Nima!!

Tang Zhenglong's face darkened, but Guti took a few more sips.

"Not to mention, I feel so much better."

Pepe smiled, "Then I'll try it too, maybe something from China is really magical." ”

A few people really felt refreshed after drinking a little water.

"Damn, it seems to be really effective, Tang Zhenglong, you can, if this is mass-produced, you will beat Gatorade in minutes, and you will be a rich man."

Tang Zhenglong Khan died.

"Mass production? You're thinking too much. ”

******

Guardiola looked at it and felt that something was wrong, just now the Real Madrid players couldn't run, why did they suddenly come back to life with full blood?

"It's not scientific!"

Tang Zhenglong came over.

"Don, did you take your medicine?"

"How do you know?"

Pep Guardiola's eyes lit up, could it be ...... He thought of the darkest possibility, and that was the whole Real Madrid team taking medicine.

If so, it is not a question of winning or losing the national derby, but of Real Madrid's disrepute.

"Don, I know you must be innocent, and I don't blame you for this."

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I did this thing." ”

“……”

"Want to know what the name of the medicine is?"

Pep Guardiola nodded.

"Gatorade!"