Chapter 753: You Block Me for Me
"Don't stop me, I can't bear it, say I'm about the same level as a player with an annual salary of 10,000 euros."
Ronaldo looked at Higuain and Benzema, who also looked at him.
"Hey, why don't you stop me?"
"Because we want to beat him too, you do it for you."
Tang Zhenglong Khan.
"You're mistaken, that's it."
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Ronaldo said stupidly: "You mean we give you the view of the opposing goalkeeper, and then you shoot an anti-physical football trajectory?" β
"Yes, have you ever watched basketball? It's pretty much the same as a pick-and-roll. β
"You still know basketball?" Benzema laughed.
"Of course."
Higuain Khan said: "But this is still an insult to us, there is no misunderstanding, beat him." β
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Lori found that there were always people dangling in front of him, blocking his view.
Lloris stepped forward and patted Benzema.
"Get out of the way!"
"What?"
"You're blocking my view."
Benzema thought to himself: "That's what I'm going to do!! β
"Get out of the way."
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The final stage of the game is also the most tense moment.
If you don't concede any more goals, then it will be Lyon who will advance, otherwise ......
Pierre was expecting the ecstasy of qualifying, and he glanced at Pellegrini, "I hope it's you this time the unlucky one." β
Tang Zhenglong takes the ball in front of the penalty area.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Higuain, and Benzema run in the box.
"Why do I think these three people are blocking my view?" Lori notices that something is wrong, but he can't tell what is wrong.
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong volleyed.
Lowry's vision was blocked and he couldn't see the football at all.
"What the hell am I going to do, so outrageous?"
As soon as Tang Zhenglong got up, Benzema froze, this is a shot, it is a clearance.
After the vicissitudes of life, Tang Zhenglong is still the striker with a defender's heart.
The Lyon players looked at it, and the goal was outrageous! Okay, we're clocking out early.
However, suddenly the ball began to bend and then fell at a rapid speed, and the eyes of the disappointed Bernabeu fans widened.
This is the legendary anti-physics shot.
Lowry's view was completely blocked, and by the time the ball appeared in front of him, it was too late.
"This ball is ...... Is it magical? β
GOOOOOOOOOOOALοΌοΌ
The Bernabeu is crazy.
It's overtaken!!
In the box, Fermina already had a premonition that Florentino was going to say something.
"Grandpa, stop making fun of me."
"Haha, okay."
GOOOOOOOOALοΌοΌοΌ
Manuel Pellegrini ran wildly, while the Lyon manager on the other side fell to his knees.
"Why is Emperor Sixteen no longer the Emperor Sixteen!!"
"Why!!"
Cristiano Ronaldo, Higuain, and Benzema ran over and said with a smile: "Don, we also have half the credit for this goal, right?" β
"yes, we're the ones who helped you block the other person's view."
"What's half enough? At least 80%. Benzema laughed.
Tang Zhenglong smiled: "I'm sorry, it's nothing for you, you are just passing by." β
Pass by?
The three were dumbfounded.
"You say it again?"
"You are extras at most, let me ask you, will the name of an extras be put on the end of a movie?"
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"Tang Zhenglong, I'll fight with you."
Ronaldo was stunned.
"Why didn't you stop me?"
"Because we really want to see you beat him."
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At the end of the game, Real Madrid advanced to the quarterfinals of the Champions League, and Pellegrini breathed a sigh of relief.
"The job is saved for the time being!"
The opponents bowed their heads one by one, very frustrated, this year is not the same as before, this is a World Cup year, many players want to shine on the stage of the Champions League, which can attract the attention of the national team manager, but the Champions League journey of the Lyon players is over.
Post-match mixed interview area.
The excited reporter stretched out the microphone to Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, this victory is all thanks to you."
"How so? I guess so, hahaha. β
Everyone is used to Tang Zhenglong's shamelessness, if he suddenly becomes modest, then there may be a problem.
"But my teammates can't be said to be completely uncredited, such as Cristiano Ronaldo, 1% credit is still there."
Ronaldo on the side scolded in his heart: "Stinky and shameless." β
"Don, evaluate your opponent in one sentence."
"Lyon is a very good team, but unfortunately I was unlucky this year and met me Tang Zhenglong."
"Hahaha."
"Don, according to the information I received, you have an indescribable relationship with the female fans of Lyon, is it true?"
Tang Zhenglong grabbed the microphone and threw it away.
"This is slander, which media are you from? I can sue you! I don't know the Lyon fans at all, and I don't have an indescribable relationship. β
"I only like women in Madrid."
Journalist Khan.
"Don, but that's what you said when you were in Cologne, aren't you proving that you're a scumbag?"
"Did I say that? How come I don't remember, do you have proof? β
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"I'll only like women in Madrid in my life, just like I'll only be loyal to Real Madrid."
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"Zlatan, you're so good."
Ibrahimovic came back with a girl, and the two of them were on the couch and were about to kiss, when the TV came - I will only be loyal to Real Madrid.
When Ibu heard this, he couldn't hold back and spit on his sister's body.
"What's wrong with you? Are you sick? β
"Me? Disgusting. β
When the girl heard this, she was angry.
"Kissing me disgusting? You're a scumbag. β
"No, let me explain."
The girl didn't listen and ran away angrily.
Eevee watched the TV, feeling sick to his stomach again.
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Jose Mourinho was eating, he was eating, he was watching TV, when he saw "I will only be loyal to Real Madrid".
He threw up.
"It's disgusting, this guy talks about loyalty?"
The antonym of loyalty is Tang Zhenglong.
The babysitter came over and asked, "Is it because of the bad food I cooked?" β
"No, it's disgusting."
The nanny burst into tears.
"Master, I know, I'll leave tomorrow."
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"No, it's ......"
"You watch TV, isn't this guy disgusting?"
The nanny looked at it and smiled, "No, it's a very handsome big boy." β
"Don't be fooled by his appearance, this guy is super disgusting, he even said he was loyal."
"What's wrong with that?"
Mourinho Khan's death is an embarrassment of a chicken-and-duck story.
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In Florentino's office, Tang Zhenglong rubbed his little hands, a little excited, is the boss going to give me a separate bonus because of the Champions League?
"That's great, money is secondary, the important thing is the boss's love."
Florentino walked in and closed the door.
"Hello Boss."
Florentino motioned for Tang Zhenglong to sit down.
"Don, has there been a twist and turn in your relationship with Fermina?"
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Tang Zhenglong understood, it was still the sequelae of the kissing in the training ground.