Chapter 754: A Strange Gift from Florentino
"Tang, there must be twists and turns in such things as feelings, I'm from here."
Florentino chuckled.
"Don't worry, I'll give you a gift, you go back and study it."
"What's that?"
"Go back and open it again."
"Oh."
Tang Zhenglong took the box and looked puzzled.
*****
Fermina looked at the small bottle in the box, and her mouth was crooked.
"Grandpa sent you this?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
Tang Zhenglong was also stunned after he went back, and Florentino gave him a bottle of Indian divine oil.
"Smashed!"
"Don't, I checked on the Internet, and I heard that it has a miraculous effect, why don't we try it?"
Burst.
Fermina kicked over the box, and the Hindu oil spilled all over the ground.
"It's a pity, you bastard, you don't need to, I'll look for Kaya."
Fermina puffed up.
"We have to clear our name, and we can't let people misunderstand it anymore."
"Whitewashing? How to whitewash? That kiss on the training ground, the whole Real Madrid club up and down saw it, can I still wash my name? ”
"It's not you who whitewashed, I whitewashed, you were already black."
“……”
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.
"So, I'll rush to the club tomorrow and beat you up, saying you're splitting your legs, and then we'll break up."
“……”
Tang Zhenglong Khan died, and you thought about it.
"Don't talk about it, I don't carry the black cauldron, don't think about it, if you dare to force me, it's a big deal."
"So what do you say?"
"My grandfather is in a hurry, and now he can give you Indian divine oil, and next time I guess I will ask you to marry me."
Tie the knot?
Tang Zhenglong's face darkened.
He is still so young, how can he get married? It is said that marriage is the grave of love, besides, I, Tang Zhenglong, are married, so many young girls in the world are going to cry to death.
No!!
Fermina knew what Tang Zhenglong was thinking.
"Don, why don't you marry me?"
Tang Zhenglong's head shook like an electric fan.
"Nope."
"Don't you think you're not worthy of me?"
"Of course not."
"Then do as I say."
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "Why don't we act in a play." ”
"What play?"
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Lounge at Real Madrid's training base.
Fermina walked towards Tang Zhenglong with a strawberry pie.
Everyone rolled their eyes, and they wanted to show their affection again, abusing the dog, Marcelo's preparation was withdrawn, it was too numb, and the lethality of a single dog was too great.
Suddenly, there was a quarrel over there.
"Don, how can you eat mango pie?"
"Any questions?"
"It's a big problem, I like strawberry pie, you like mango pie, we belong to the three views that don't agree, I can't be with people who don't agree with the three views."
Others are dumbfounded, this is a disagreement?
I only heard Tang Zhenglong say solemnly: "I am such a person, I resolutely defend the dignity of the mango pie, and I love the mango pie." ”
"Don, I'm also a principled person, and I resolutely defend the dignity of Strawberry Pi."
"In this case, our contradictions are irreconcilable."
Fermina nodded.
"That's the only way to break up, I wish you found the girl who can eat mango pie with you."
"You too, I wish you the best half of your strawberry pie."
Everyone froze!
These two goods broke up because of a strawberry pie? This may be the weirdest reason to break up in history.
"Don, don't we look stupid?"
"It's okay, the audience doesn't have a high IQ and is easy to fool."
Burst.
After Fermina left, Marcelo came over.
"Don, you and Fermina broke up because of a mango pie? I remember you weren't a picky eater. ”
"I'm not a picky eater, but this time it's a matter of principle, and the mango pie is the dignity I have to defend."
Teammates were stunned, and some didn't believe it.
"Is there something unspeakable about the two of you?"
"Of course not, we broke up, that's all!!"
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"I heard you broke up with Don?" Florentino cut a piece of steak and put it in his mouth, and said nonchalantly.
"yes."
"Because of what?"
"Because ......"
Florentino didn't believe it at all after hearing it, isn't this an insult to my intelligence?
"You broke up because of a pie?"
"yes, it's a pie."
“……”
"It's a matter of principle, I can't be with guys who don't like strawberry pie."
Florentino wouldn't believe it, and he slapped his thigh.
"I see, the Indian oil is useless!!"
"I knew Ah San was unreliable."
Fermina Khan died.
"Grandpa, don't you mind my business, okay? You see what kind of things you are sending, can that kind of thing be given to the younger generation? ”
“……”
*****
Florentino's office, Tang Zhenglong was called again.
"Boss, I broke up with Fermina."
Florentino waved his hand and motioned to Tang Zhenglong needless to say.
"I see, it's my fault."
"Your fault?" Tang Zhenglong wondered.
"I shouldn't have believed Ah San, this time I'll give you a 100% useful one."
Tang Zhenglong wailed in his heart, I, Tang Zhenglong, stood up to the sky and the earth, nineteen times a night, and I didn't need help at all.
Florentino handed Tang Zhenglong a small box.
"Take it, go back and open it."
Fermina was just as dumbfounded as Tang Zhenglong.
"Damn, this time it's a little blue pill, grandpa is really willing to spend money."
"Fermina, you have returned my innocence, are you slandering me in front of the boss? Do I need this? I'm pretty much the same for this thing. ”
Burst.
"Take it and smash it."
"Don't, you should keep it this time, maybe it will be useful."
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, and the whole person was unhappy.
"you, you're with me?"
"Phew."
"It seems that my grandfather is not so easy to deceive, what should I do?"
"I can't help it, but next time can I get him to give me a Ferrari, or a villa, I prefer that kind of thing."
"Hehe, if there is a next time, it will definitely be a wedding."
Tang Zhenglong stood up, "Fermina, you see if this will work, we can get married, but after marriage, we will play our own games, and we will not get along with each other in old age and death, except when the Florentino family divides the inheritance, you can notify me." ”
"Tang Zhenglong, why don't you die!!"
"What then? Do you want to continue the breakup? ”
"Don't act for the time being, my grandfather is a very smart person, he won't believe it, after a while, I have a relationship with Enrique, the prince of love songs, then you will naturally stand aside."
"Huh."
"Laughing at what? Do you think this is a good solution too? ”
"Hehe, I'm laughing at you for daydreaming, how could Enrique like you like this."
"Cut!"
At this time, Linda walked in, looked at the two of them, and then at the small blue pill on the table, and immediately blushed.
"I don't see anything, you go on."
“……”
This is a big misunderstanding!!
Tang Zhenglong rolled his eyes, "You return my innocence, go and tell her that it's actually mints." ”