Chapter 783: Hurry up and assist
"Don, pass the ball to me, give it to me."
Arbeloa runs into the box.
The sweatiest is Benzema.
Now you've gotten mixed up to this point? Even Arbeloa came to steal his job?
"Well, Arbeloa, can you go back, this is my territory."
"Humph!! What is your relationship with Tang Zhenglong? What is my relationship with Tang Zhenglong? You'd better weigh it. β
Benzema was dumbfounded, people's hearts are not ancient, the current Real Madrid is Tang Zhenglong?
In fact, Tang Zhenglong over there was also annoyed, since Arbeloa's stunner, he has become the target of his teammates' stammering, but the problem is that he is not good at assisting.
"System, it's all your fault, I know that the trial has no good results."
"Master, don't mess with weirdos, okay? It's up to you to try it out. β
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"Nima's, I can't beat you!! You forced me. β
The Almeria players looked at Tang Zhenglong and there was fire in their eyes, it was really too deceitful, let a right-back attack frequently, what did you think of us, brush your data?
In the first 20 minutes, it was still 0-0.
Arbeloya ran in front of Tang Zhenglong.
"Boss, why don't I feel right?"
"What's wrong?"
"In the last game against Barcelona, I received your pass and hit it with one kick, but I don't feel that way in this game, I don't know what's going on?"
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"You're not stupid." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"It may be that the opponent is too vegetable, and you know, the game needs to be stimulated by the opponent."
Arbeloa nodded.
"Makes sense."
Five minutes later, Arbeloa returned.
"Damn, why did you get beaten?"
It turned out to be like this, Arbeloa listened to Tang Zhenglong's words and ran to the opponent's side, hoping that they could be serious and show the level of Barcelona, and when the other party heard it, he was angry, if I had the level of Barcelona, I still need to play in Almeria?
Thereupon......
Tang Zhenglong patted Arbeloya, "Don't be in a hurry, okay?" It's only the first half, be patient, you can't eat Shaqima in a hurry. β
Arbeloa nodded, he had just left, and Marcelo came.
"Boss."
"What?"
"Don, be honest, how is my relationship with you?"
"Average, very average."
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"Don, when you first came, I was the first to make friends with you."
"That's right, but you were the first to betray me, so you play along."
I didn't expect ...... Marcelo's cheeks are really thick.
"Boss, you help me, help me."
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"What the hell is going on?"
It turns out that this is the case, now the full-backs of the Brazilian national team are too strong, Alves, McConn, Marcelo may not be able to go to South Africa, so he wants to score a few more goals and let the national team manager see.
"That's it?"
"Don, I always wanted to play in the World Cup."
"Then you just keep dreaming."
Burst!
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"Karim, why don't we curry favor with Tang Zhenglong."
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Benzema didn't expect Higuain, a thick-eyed man, to say the same.
"Gonzalo, we're serious strikers, we've been shooting since we were young, we're not like the clowns like Arbeloa and Marcelo, we're dignified."
Higuain also understands, but if he doesn't score, how can he go to the World Cup?
'I know, but I want to go to South Africa and represent for the national team.'
"Then you go, I'm definitely not going anyway."
Tang Zhenglong knew this.
"Damn, Benzema, you have thick eyebrows and big eyes, so tall, like Ronaldo, I hate people who are taller than me the most."
Tang Zhenglong patted Higuain, "Gonzalo, don't worry, I'll pass the ball to you, you can rest assured to score boldly." β
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Almeria also has a defender named Macedo, which is a word short of Marcelo's Portuguese name.
He specialized in defending Tang Zhenglong, but in the first 30 minutes of the first half, he really lived for a long time, and I saw that the whole Real Madrid team came to Tang Zhenglong.
It felt as if Almeria belonged to Tang Zhenglong's family, and their goal was like waiting to be soaked in rain and dew.
The players have tempers, and so does Macedo.
"Tang Zhenglong, don't bully people too much, although we are a weak team, we are also dignified."
Tang Zhenglong took a look, wow, Marcelo!!
"When did you get plastic surgery?"
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"See, I'm Macedo, not Marcelo."
Tang Zhenglong looked at it carefully and said impatiently: "It's really troublesome, so let's do it, I'll call you a pony in the future." β
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"Ponies?"
"That's right, for example, there is a big Luo in Brazil, and there is a small Luo, and you will be called a pony in the future."
Macedo really wanted to punch him, he sneered: "Are the people in Real Madrid stupid, someone actually believes your words." β
"Take your pass and score?"
"Haha, you're God."
Tang Zhenglong was upset, "Pony, believe it or not, I pass the ball to you, you can score an own goal." β
"Phew!! If that's the case, I'll kiss your boots. β
"That's what you said!"
"Hehe, I said that."
Tang Zhenglong was also aroused.
"I'm still not convinced!!"
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"System."
"Nope."
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"Super assists are trial skills, no more."
"I know, I think I think I have own goal skills."
"This one has."
"Redeem one."
Tang Zhenglong looked at Macedo's big face and snickered, "Little Pony, you and Marcelo are similar." β
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GOOOOOOOOOALοΌοΌοΌ
GOOOOOOOOOOALοΌοΌοΌ
Real Madrid's commentary has been held back for 40 minutes, and this game is really boring, so an own goal can also make him high.
Macedo was dumbfounded.
"What's wrong with me? Why would it be? β
Tang Zhenglong ran over and smiled: "How is it?" I can't help it if you don't count, but I despise you Brazilians. β
Macedo smiled wryly: "We Brazilians must be counting. β
He kissed Tang Zhenglong's boots.
This scene was seen by his teammates, and they were all stupid.
"What is this?"
"Don, what's going on?"
Tang Zhenglong said.
Teammates were dumbfounded.
Tang Zhenglong's assist miracle has reached this level? Can you even get an own goal?
I saw Benzawa immediately take a step forward and shouted: "Boss, is it okay to pass me the next ball?" β
Tang Zhenglong smiled evilly.
"Don't you believe it?"
"I believe it now."
Tang Zhenglong glanced at Ronaldo.
"Very good, very good, now Real Madrid is united, except for one diehard who doesn't believe me."
"I want everyone to draw a line with the diehards."
As soon as the words fell, everyone collectively took a step away from Ronaldo.
"Good, good."
Tang Zhenglong smiled very heartily.
At this time, the system appeared, "Master, how is your cowhide round?" β