It's cool to brag for a while, but it's troublesome to wait for the time to cash in.

Now the Real Madrid players look at Tang Zhenglong's eyes, just like the goblin sisters see Tang Seng.

"Assists? Where do I go to get you an assist? ”

"Is it that simple to assist?"

"Don, you can do it." Benzema.

"Don, I'll wait for you." Higuain.

"Boss, I love you." Arbeloa.

"Don, good brother." Marcelo.

……

Tang Zhenglong found Ronaldo.

"What are you looking for me?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan said: "I suddenly found that you are very sincere. ”

"What do you mean?"

"You don't want my money, you don't want me, or we become good friends, right?"

Ronaldo smiled.

"You'd better go and give them an assist."

Tang Zhenglong turned his head and looked, is this still a teammate? This is a bunch of creditors!!

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "Otherwise, I'll be injured and end up, so I can avoid debts." ”

What a great idea!!

*****

Yes!!!

Tang Zhenglong rolled more than a dozen times in a row, and the other party was dumbfounded, didn't he just touch you lightly? Does it need to be like this?

Yes!!!

Stretcher, stretcher!!

Stretcher?

Teammates looked at it, this is not good, if Tang Zhenglong goes down, then who will assist us?

Higuain and Benzema came running up and politely said to the stadium staff: "We don't need a stretcher. ”

"Nima!!"

Real Madrid's doctor runs into the field.

"Team doctor, I'm seriously injured, tell the boss, change people."

That's when teammates come around.

"Team doctor, we ask you to cure Tang Zhenglong as soon as possible, as long as you can walk, it doesn't matter if you can't run."

“……”

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, is this still human talk?

'Dear team-mates, I really want to score with you, hey, but I can't hold on.

"Team doctor, you're a doctor, the health of the players is the most important thing, right?"

Higuain interrupted, "Team doctor, why don't you close him." ”

"Nima!!"

A lot of players just play closed and wasted.

"Gonzalo, you're still not human, can you fight indiscriminately when closed?"

"Don, I'm also for the team, you are the first brother, the core of Real Madrid."

After a brief examination, the team doctor patted Tang Zhenglong.

"It should be fine, you can continue to play."

“……”

*****

Tang Zhenglong found Macedo.

"Don't mess with me, I'm depressed right now."

"Didn't you just score an own goal?"

"Now the whole team says I'm a traitor."

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "I have a way for you to win back the trust of the team, why not?" ”

"What do you mean?"

Tang Zhenglong said his plan, and Macedo was dumbfounded.

"What? You let me shovel you? ”

"Actually, it's acting, you pretend to shovel me roughly, of course, you don't really shovel me."

"You're sick in the head?"

Burst.

Tang Zhenglong wanted to be "injured" and end up hiding debts.

"I can't explain it to you, why don't you do a word anyway?"

Macedo hesitated.

"If you don't do it, you'll be a traitor, and you'll never be able to wash it off."

This was true, and in the end Macedo gritted his teeth.

"Yes!"

*****

Tang Zhenglong broke through with the ball, his teammates all ran to the goal, Tang Zhenglong has his own assist attributes, which is equivalent to picking up a wallet, whoever touches the ball, it is a goal.

"Don, give it to me."

"Give it to me."

"Don, this way."

Tang Zhenglong rushed to Macedo with the ball, confirmed his eyes, and Macedo came over with a flying shovel, but ...... The coefficient of friction on the pitch may be a little bigger.

Macedo's sliding shovel is not far enough.

"Nima!! Did this thing not study junior high school physics? ”

There was almost a shoe between the two.

This...... What else can I do?

Let's fall.

Tang Zhenglong pounced on Macedo.

The referee ran over, with a dark face, "You're too fake, is it okay to be one shoe away?" ”

Yellow!!

"Referee, I can explain."

"If you don't listen, the yellow card is not negotiable."

*******

Woooooooo

It's so hard to hide from debts!

"System, help me."

"Master, who made you so braggartic."

"I was wrong! Is it okay? Help me. ”

"Master, there are more monks and less meat, look at how many people are waiting for your assistance now?"

When Tang Zhenglong saw it, he was immediately frightened.

"Okay, I see, I'd better hide."

Tang Zhenglong ran into the penalty area, Real Madrid's corner kick, Tang Zhenglong was ready to repeat the old trick, picked up the opponent's arm, hit his face, and then fainted.

"Haha, perfect."

Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand and grabbed it.

"Huh, what?"

It turned out that the opponent was defending with his hands behind his back, and they were overlapped to avoid handball.

But in this way, Tang Zhenglong is tragic.

"Hello, the ...... Can you lend me your hand and pay it back to you right away? ”

"Get out."

The corner kick was taken, Tang Zhenglong didn't care so much, he stretched out his hand to pull people.

"Give me the hand, give me the hand!!"

At this moment, the opponent pushed, and the ball smashed on Tang Zhenglong's head, which happened to fall at the feet of Arbeloa.

Arbeloa's whole body was shocked, "Boss's pass!" ”

He flew up and the ball slammed into the goal like a cannonball.

GOOOOOOOOAL！！

"That's okay!! too"

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

Arbeloa was like a 200-pound child, rushing over.

"Boss, I did it, hahaha, your assist, my goal."

“……”

"Congratulations!!"

The opposing player found the referee to protest, "That guy is a pervert at all, he pulled my hand, this ball is not counted, it is a foul." ”

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "Don't talk nonsense, your hands are behind your back, how can I pull your hand." ”

“……”

"That's why you're a pervert."

Tang Zhenglong patted his chest and smiled: "Referee, you should know that I am a scumbag, I am only interested in women." ”

Burst.

The referee thought about it, it seemed unreasonable, scumbags and perverts are still different.

"Goal !! valid"

*******

Woooooooo

"Arbeloyana relied on Tang Zhenglong and picked up two wallets." Marcelo was jealous.

If he didn't take Tang Zhenglong's words as a joke in the last game, then all this is his.

Marcelo finds Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, I figured it out."

"What do you understand?"

"You're great."

"Hehe, such a simple thing, you only understand now?"

Marcelo nodded, "So I decided, I'll recognize you as my godfather." ”

“……”

Tang Zhenglong was shocked.

"Marcelo Villa da Silva Júnior."

"Why are you calling me by my full name?"

"I'll listen to me, don't insult my ears, or you'll be rude."

"Daddy."

“……”

"Daddy Tang."

Tang Zhenglong was completely stupid, and he was invincible in the world.

"I beg you, don't scream, I promise you, will you give you an assist?"