"Daddy, Daddy."

“……”

"Marcelo, I warn you, if you call me again, then I will never ignore you."

"Daddy."

“……”

"Okay, I'm scared of you, I'll find a way to give you an assist, okay?"

Marcelo smiled.

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself, "I just recognize my godson and Ronaldo, I can't ask for a cheating guy like Marcelo." ”

On the right side of the court, Tang Zhenglong rushed forward with the ball and looked left and right.

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong saw Benzema.

Pick a pass to Benzema and run forward.

Benzema defends the ball and pushes it back into the box.

At this time, Tang Zhenglong felt a gust of wind blowing.

"I'll you."

The other party put the shovel.

There's a tackle on the pitch called – hand over your legs, please.

Legs or balls? That's a problem.

If Tang Zhenglong shoots, then he will wait to be shoveled.

At this moment, Tang Zhenglong's right foot suddenly buckled, the ball rolled through the heel of his left foot, and the opponent shoveled into the air.

"Nice dodge."

"Tang Zhenglong's small technology has made great progress!!"

Just when Tang Zhenglong's heart was refreshed, he suddenly heard a voice - Dad.

Nima!! I beg you, stop calling me daddy, okay? ”

Tang Zhenglong immediately passed the ball to Marcelo.

"Haha, pass the ball to me."

Marcelo really thought that Tang Zhenglong's pass could be kicked casually, so he shot with a kick, but ......

"Why did you fly?"

"I think that's how Arbeloa shoots."

Marcelo was stunned, and Tang Zhenglong was even more stupid.

"What are you shooting for? The ball is crushed. ”

"Dad, I think Arbeloa did the same."

“……”

"If you dare to call me dad again, I will beat you to death, how ugly is your mother to give birth to such an ugly son!"

At the 70th minute of the game, Tang Zhenglong was ready to pretend to have cramps.

"I'm having cramps and I can't hold on anymore."

Benzema immediately came to press Tang Zhenglong's legs.

"No, no, old."

Everyone froze, only 24 years old, old?

"When I was 19 years old, nine times in one night, people were 20, and it was really not as good as a year."

“……”

Higuain, Benzema, Marcelo, you look at me, I look at you, Tang Zhenglong is too fake.

The team doctor is here again.

Marcelo blocks the team doctor.

"We don't need a doctor, we can treat it."

“……”

Marcelo smiled: "Don, do you want to run?" ”

“……”

"Don, don't you want to run, unless you give each of us an assist."

Three people?

One person for one assist?

Kill me.

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Let's get off the game, this one is really not good, I am injured, very serious, and I will die if I don't rest." ”

"Look, Gisele Bundchen."

Tang Zhenglong quickly turned his head.

"Where?"

"Hahaha, it's exposed."

“……”

"What a thief."

******

"Three more assists?"

"Is it possible?"

"Unless there's an assist package."

Ding.

“……”

"System, is it true that there is an assist package?"

"Yes, but at a price."

As soon as he heard that there was a price, Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, and every time the "price" was a bit big.

"At what cost?"

"Tell me about it."

"You have to accept it to tell you, otherwise you don't need to know."

"Nima!!"

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, there are so many creditors, this ......

"Okay, I accept."

******

"Well, I want to say no again."

"Master, it's late."

“……”

"I'm going to be taken for a pervert."

"No, I think it's very childlike."

“……”

The price given by the system is that Tang Zhenglong must tell the other party 11 people plus the coach that the underwear he is wearing is a Mickey Mouse pattern.

"Childlike? System, your IQ didn't go to Qinghua University, it's a waste. ”

But Tang Zhenglong could only comply.

Real Madrid's free kick, Tang Zhenglong ran into the penalty area, he straightened his whole pants, deliberately exposed a corner, someone saw it.

"Ask me, ask me."

Tang Zhenglong's wishful thinking is that someone asks him, and then he can start the topic.

But no one cared what underwear he was wearing.

"Nima! No one asked me. ”

So......

"Then don't blame me for my killer moves."

Tang Zhenglong squatted down and tied his trouser belt with the shoelace of the opposing defender.

And then......

"Somebody tripped me."

"Foul."

A look at the players on both sides, this is a penalty? So they all looked over, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"This Mickey Mouse's nose...... It's huge. ”

Someone nodded.

"Disney should never have cartoon panties again."

Burst.

Tang Zhenglong died of embarrassment.

The referee ran over.

"Nima! This Mickey Mouse ......"

"Put it on."

"Oh!!"

Suddenly, someone wondered: "Why did Tang Zhenglong's trouser belt get entangled in the other party's shoelace?" ”

"Could it be Mickey Mouse?"

Burst!!

Hahaha.

This time, even the referee couldn't hold back and laughed.

Tang Zhenglong had a black face, this time he was embarrassed to death.

*****

Assist package is in hand!!

Tang Zhenglong looked at it, why don't you try it on Benzema first?

"Karim, run to the back of the box later, I'll pass you the ball."

"Afterpoint? After much later? ”

Tang Zhenglong wants to try it, how amazing this skill is, can he shoot and score from zero angle?

"Zero angle."

Benzema froze.

"Zero angle?"

"Hehe, Don, you think too highly of me, I don't have that ability."

Tang Zhenglong patted his chest.

"Don't worry, my assists have their own goalscoring attributes, you just listen to me."

Benzema was stunned for a moment, Tang Zhenglong likes to brag and he knows it, but this is too, you are really Mickey Mouse.

"Karim, if you don't believe me, then my friends won't have to do it."

“……”

Benzema can only run to the back point, even if it is to please Tang Zhenglong, but no matter how you think about it, I feel that it is very.

*****

"Mitch, look this way, look this way."

Almeria's players wanted to laugh when they saw Tang Zhenglong.

"Huh, laugh? I'll make you cry later. ”

Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball to the penalty area, suddenly buckled with his left foot, flashed a defender, and looked at the back of the penalty area, where Benzema was.

"Look at me!!"

With a curling pass, Benzema was basically at zero angle, so there was no one to defend him at all.

Benzema pushes it in front of the goal, this kind of ball can't be scored once in 10,000 times, and Benzema runs back after finishing it, not looking at the goal at all.

The Almeria players don't look at it, there is no suspense about a goal, this kind of ball is impossible to score even if the goal is empty.

Just as everyone was walking back, suddenly, there was an exclamation at the scene.

“？”

"What's wrong?"

Look again, the ball is in the goal.

Everyone was stunned, what was going on? How does the ball go in?

Could it be that Mickey Mouse has really appeared?