Chapter 874: Air-to-air combat
"Tang Zhenglong, let me tell you, Giannina is a good girl, I hope you take responsibility and be a good father."
"Okay? Father? Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"In addition, Diego is a good father-in-law, and it is an honor for you to be his child."
Looking at the old horse again, he looked at it like a husky, and mildew beckoned to him.
"What did Diego tell you?"
"There's no need to tell you, anyway, I don't want to pay attention to you anymore, you're a scumbag."
Tang Zhenglong returned to his seat, Claudia wanted to laugh, but she didn't dare, she could only hold back.
"If you want to laugh, you can laugh, you are not afraid of suffocation."
Burst.
Hahahaha.
Tang Zhenglong glanced at Maradona's side.
"Diego, you are the first year of junior high school, don't blame me for being fifteen, dare to shadow me behind my back!!"
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"Now we introduce you to the two teams in the final, the Netherlands against Spain."
Tang Zhenglong took Claudia's words.
"Spain beat Germany in the semi-finals to advance, do you know who Germany eliminated in the quarter-finals?"
"It's Argentina led by Maradona, 4-0, Argentina swallowed 4 goals, and it was almost swept away."
"After Argentina was eliminated, Maradona was fired, and it is estimated that no one in the world will dare to ask him to be the head coach in the future."
Claudia glared at Tang Zhenglong, this off-topic ran for 108,000 miles.
Not far away, the old horse clenched his fists.
"Little bastard."
"Are you going to be clever?"
Maradona laughed: "Do you know who Spain eliminated to reach the quarterfinals? ”
"It's the Chinese team, it's Tang Zhenglong's Chinese team, Tang Zhenglong was shoveled down in that game, it's so relieving."
Tang Zhenglong got up at once, Claudia was the most helpless, this seemed to be about to fight.
"Tang Zhenglong! Can you explain it well!! ”
"I'm sorry, I'm trying to restrain myself."
The tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, Tang Zhenglong's side has stopped, but Lao Ma's side has not.
"The World Cup final reminds me of the 1986 when Argentina won the Hercules Cup in Mexico, and it was a wonderful feeling, do you know what else happened in 1986?"
"A little bastard named Tang Zhenglong was born, haha."
"If I were 20 years younger, Argentina would still win the Hercules Cup."
"Audience friends, this World Cup final reminds me of the 1990 World Cup, when Germany beat Argentina and won the championship, when Diego cried like a fool."
"Later, in the 1994 World Cup, Diego was swept out of the house because he failed the urine test, ending his shameful career."
Maradona's eyes were about to split, the 1994 World Cup was the darkest moment in his life, and Tang Zhenglong poked him in the heart.
"Audience friends, I think of the 2002 World Cup, Brazil defeated China 4-0."
"The Chinese team was beaten like fools, and then in 2006 they couldn't enter the World Cup at all."
"Hahahaha."
"I think the Chinese team should not be able to go to the World Cup in 4 years, maybe when Tang Zhenglong is 40 years old, the Chinese team will be able to enter the World Cup again."
"Audience friends, do you believe in Feng Shui?"
"I am convinced that Argentina is not doing well because they have too much contact with Maradona, and Maradona is the unlucky guy of Argentina."
"So if Argentina wants to become strong again, it must first cut ties with Diego, such as expelling him from Argentine citizenship."
Burst.
Claudia whispered, "Tang Zhenglong, don't go too far. ”
"Hehe, who told that dead fat man to provoke me first, my cheeks still hurt now."
As soon as he thought of being slapped by mildew, Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.
The old horse trembled with anger.
"Audience friends in front of the TV, do you have any women in your family? Whether it's your mother, your sister, or your aunt, please take care of them and make sure they stay away from Tang Zhenglong. ”
"Because Tang Zhenglong, he is not a picky eater."
Burst.
"Audience friends in front of the TV, do any of you have diabetes?"
"If you have one, be sure to remind him to control his blood sugar, and if he doesn't listen, then send him a picture of Diego."
"If you're too fat, you'll die easily."
"I'll strangle you."
The old horse finally couldn't hold back and pounced.
Claudia hurriedly turned off Tang Zhenglong's microphone.
"What a mess, Tang Zhenglong, are you a normal person?"
Tang Zhenglong and Lao Ma scuffled together.
"Diego, don't blame me for bullying people with disabilities."
"You're disabled, bastard."
"Youben let me hold you down beforehand."
I'll it.
"Diego, do you want to be shameless, you are so fat, hold me down? Then I'm not dead. ”
"You're more than 20 years younger than me, and we fight and don't give me any discounts? You're shameless. ”
At this moment, the two felt that something seemed wrong, and the spectators in the nearby stands stopped watching the game, but watched Tang Zhenglong and Lao Ma fight.
"Diego, I propose to stop fighting, it's too embarrassing."
"Agreed!!"
Tang Zhenglong got up with a swish, but with the round figure of the old horse, it was not so easy to get up.
"Tang Zhenglong, help me."
"Okay."
Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand over, the old horse went up, Tang Zhenglong deliberately withdrew, and the old horse fell into his arms.
"Hahaha."
"Tang Zhenglong, I'll kill you."
"Dead fatty, you can't get up."
"Woo woo, I'll definitely lose weight."
The old horse finally got up and returned to his seat, with only half a life left.
"Don, you're so embarrassed to do it, that's an old-timer."
"Old-timers? Have you ever seen such a senior? Eating, drinking, gambling, and sampling, we should draw a line with people like Diego, you know? ”
“……”
Claudia thought to herself, "You're still qualified to talk about others?" ”
The game was very dull, neither side dared to strike first, and Spain and the Netherlands were both teams that had not won the World Cup, so they were particularly nervous.
90 minutes ended, 0-0.
"What is this? I'm going to add money to overtime. ”
"Don, do you know what a game is? Extra time is part of a game. ”
Extra time was even more boring.
"These two teams are probably going to take penalty kicks." Tang Zhenglong said.
"Diego, are you still alive?"
The old horse is really tired and weak.
"I don't want to mess with you."
"Eat something, I see you have low blood sugar."
Lao Ma took out a bag, Tang Zhenglong looked stupid, it was all snacks, but only the packaging bag was left.
"No wonder it's so fat."
"You are fat, you have to see Chinese medicine."
"you."
At this moment, the audience burst into a violent outburst.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
Andres Iniesta shoots sideways and the ball goes into the net.
Spain leads 1-0.
Is this a lore?