Chapter 875: Old Horse and Old Chinese Medicine Doctor
"Spain won the Hercules Cup, congratulations to Spain." Tang Zhenglong is also happy for Spain, because he can proudly say that our Chinese team lost to the World Cup champion.
"Diego, do you see? Our Chinese team lost 1-2 to the World Cup champions, while Argentina. ”
Tang Zhenglong stretched out four fingers.
Old horse Khan died.
"If you dare to mention the match against the German team again, I promise you won't even recognize your mother."
"Hehe, just you? Can you get up? ”
Spain won, the World Cup in South Africa is over, and the carnival of fans around the world is over.
"Claudia, are you going back to Germany?"
"yes, I've been homesick for a long time."
Tang Zhenglong patted the old horse, "What about you, Diego." ”
"I'm going to follow you."
"No problem, I'll take you to see a Chinese doctor, you're really fat."
Lao Ma also heard that Chinese medicine is very magical, if you don't follow Tang Zhenglong to see it, you won't suffer anyway.
Tang Zhenglong looked at the mildew.
"Don't look at it, she doesn't like you."
Tang Zhenglong glanced at Lao Ma fiercely, "It's not all your trouble, if it weren't for you, maybe I would ...... tonight."
Lao Ma sneered, "Tang Zhenglong, how to write dead words in Spanish, do you know?" ”
“……”
Claudia also smiled: "I agree with Diego on this point, don't even think about it, it's no fun." ”
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, why did he look down on himself.
"Humph!!"
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When he came to Chinatown the next day, Lao Ma was a little unhappy, "You brought me to Chinatown to see Chinese medicine, and I also took me to China to see Chinese medicine because of you." ”
Tang Zhenglong smiled: "That's too troublesome, you're so fat, you have to consign it." ”
"You're just checking it in!!"
Came to a Chinese medicine hall in Chinatown, which was introduced by Tang Muyan, the old Chinese medicine doctor is called Liu Jie, who is over 60 years old and in good spirits.
"Hello old man."
"Tang Zhenglong! Big star, come in quickly. ”
Old man Liu looked at Lao Ma, he didn't watch football, so he didn't know him.
"Who is this?"
"People."
Burst.
"Of course I know it's personal."
"My friend."
"Then please come in."
Tang Zhenglong and Lao Ma sat down, and Old Man Liu motioned for Lao Ma to stretch out his hand.
"What?"
"Diego, reach for it."
The old horse was a little reluctant and reached over.
Old Man Liu took his pulse carefully, and after a minute, Old Man Liu shook his head, "It's too empty, it's all fat." ”
Tang Zhenglong slapped the table, "I'll just say it's fat." ”
"Old man Liu, what do you think you should do? Do you want to take drastic medicine? ”
Old Man Liu shook his head, "That's not good, seeing that his body can't bear it, so let's take a little Liuwei Dihuang Pill first." ”
"Oh, that's fine."
At this time, Lao Ma was like a child, pointing to the person who was doing acupuncture on the side.
"That's acupuncture."
"I want it too."
"Do you want it too?"
"Yes, when I was still in Argentina, I saw it on TV, and I heard that acupuncture is amazing, and I wanted to try it."
Tang Zhenglong was a little embarrassed, Maradona was so fat, how long a needle would it take to pierce it.
"Old man Liu, he also wants to try acupuncture, it's not easy for us to come once, can you satisfy it?"
"That's no problem!!" Old Man Liu agreed very happily.
After doing acupuncture, Lao Ma has to do cupping again.
Tang Zhenglong Khan died.
"Diego, I'm taking you to see a doctor, not a tourist!!"
"That's what I'm going to do."
Helpless, Old Man Liu could only give the old horse cupping.
"Damn, this seal is so dark."
"Because it's too empty, the body is full of moisture." Old Man Liu said with a smile.
At this moment, there was a scream of "ah" next to him, and Tang Zhenglong saw that he was doing a pedicure.
The activity of pedicure, in a nutshell, is painful and happy.
When I did it, it was like the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty, but after it was over, the whole person was refreshed.
The old horse pointed.
"Damn, do you want it too?"
The old horse nodded.
"I'm telling you, this one hurts."
The old horse was very painful when he heard it, so he immediately pulled Tang Zhenglong to do it together.
"I refuse."
"Come on."
"I refuse."
Under Lao Ma's repeated requests, Tang Zhenglong still lay down.
"Master, I've heard that if it hurts a lot to do a pedicure, it's a bad kidney, really?"
"That's right, if you pinch a certain part, if it hurts very much, it may really be a bad kidney."
Tang Zhenglong firmly believes that his kidneys are very good.
"Pinch it, my kidneys are fine."
The master pinched hard, and Tang Zhenglong shouted out like a pig.
"I'm about to burst into tears, master, is it because of your skills, I promise that my kidneys are good."
"Young man, this thing is accumulated over time, you must not usually pay attention to rest, so you are empty."
Tang Zhenglong didn't believe it, he looked at the old horse.
"I want to prove that all human beings are actually the same, this is a malicious rumor of the podiatrist."
"That master, this master's pinch of me just now, can you give that fat man another time, pay attention to the strength to be greater."
"That's going to die."
"It's fine."
The pedicure master pinched, and the old horse frowned slightly.
"It's comfortable."
Both masters were stunned.
"This gentleman's kidneys are so good, almost like a donkey."
Tang Zhenglong is like eating a sour lemon, Nima!! Lao Ma has been a scumbag since he was young, could it be because his hardware is particularly powerful?
Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "This is not scientific, you have the ability to pinch the liver meridian." ”
As soon as the pedicure master pinched, the old horse immediately killed a pig and barked.
"Ah!!!h
"Young man, do you see, this is very scientific, his kidney is indeed strong, but his liver is not good."
"What do you say?" The old horse looked stupid, and he didn't understand a word in Chinese.
Of course Tang Zhenglong can't say it, otherwise it's very embarrassing.
"It's all about Chinese medicine, and you don't understand it."
Leaving the Chinese medicine hall, Tang Zhenglong was still in a very bad mood, looking at the huge back of the old horse.
"This bastard is in such a good health, no wonder he was the king of the ball back then."
After walking a few steps, Lao Ma pointed to a roast duck restaurant, "I want to eat this." ”
"You're going to eat again?"
"It's my first time in Chinatown, and I want to do a good job."
Walking into the roast duck restaurant, the owner knew Tang Zhenglong.
"Big star, come in, I'm in for a treat today."
"Boss, thank you in advance, let's have a roast duck, the main thing is for him to eat."
"Okay."
Tang Zhenglong saw that the old horse was eating, and his saliva came down.
"Is it delicious?"
"It's delicious."
Originally, Tang Zhenglong was not going to eat it, but ......
Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand over, and the old horse hit the back of Tang Zhenglong's hand.
"It's all mine."
“……”
Tang Zhenglong was stupid, "If it weren't for your kidneys being so good, I would have smoked you to death." ”
That's when the phone rang.
"Zlatan, what are you doing?"
"Come to Tahiti, it's more beautiful than the Maldives, I'm in for a treat."
"Really?"