"Xiaolonglong, you are so handsome."

"Little Longlong, I love you."

The old horse was dumbfounded, although Tang Zhenglong was red, but now he is so popular?

"Xiaolonglong, handsome!!"

At this time, Yi Bu came back, "I finally understand why the people here worship Tang Zhenglong so much. ”

"Why?"

"Because he !!"

Ibu took out his phone, and the photo on it was of a Chinese named Gong Lei.

"Who is this?"

"Tahiti is a Chinese who played in Tahiti and was the top scorer."

The old horse was dumbfounded.

"Tahiti and football?"

"That's right, Tahiti has its own league."

"Damn, football is really the number one sport in the world, I thought that people here don't play football at all."

The old horse looked at the picture again, "Tahiti ball king? ”

It's been a long time.

Gong Lei is actually not necessarily known to domestic fans, and later came to Wutai to comment on the game, but he was really a king-like figure in Tahiti back then, and he was also the top scorer in the Tahiti League.

"Xiaolonglong, are you Chinese all so handsome when you play football? Back then, the Tahitian King Gong Lei also looked very cool when he played football. ”

At this time, Tang Zhenglong also figured out what was going on, it turned out that the girl here didn't like herself, but because she was a player from China, the so-called love house and Wu.

"In fact, we Chinese play table tennis the strongest, and football is the second sport in China."

"The second movement is so strong."

"Wow!! Don, can you play football in Tahiti later, the girls here are very enthusiastic. ”

To tell the truth, Tang Zhenglong is really a little tempted, it seems good to be able to stay in this kind of place and be a regional football king.

"Hahaha, okay."

Lao Ma took the opportunity to call Tang Zhenglong over.

"Don, I know now why you're so popular here, it's because of him."

Tang Zhenglong looked at it.

"People here seem to be 50 years behind the world, what can I do?"

"No! You can't soak it alone!! ”

Tang Zhenglong was stunned, "Then what should I do?" ”

Lao Ma patted his chest, "From now on, I am also Chinese." ”

"You mean you're posing as a Chinese?"

"That's right! You teach me a few words of Chinese right away. ”

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "Okay." ”

"First of all, how do you say it?"

"I'm an idiot."

The old horse nodded.

"So what do you say about you're beautiful?"

"I'm dead fat."

The old horse nodded again.

"I'm single, I like what you say?"

"I'm a scumbag, I can't find a woman."

******

It is no exaggeration to say that now Chinese is definitely the second language in the world, basically abroad, foreigners like to say a few simple Chinese to you.

Hello, thank you, this is already a lingua franca.

The old horse saw a beautiful girl and slowly moved over.

"I'm an idiot."

The girl was stunned and immediately walked away.

The old horse is unhappy, does he think I'm too fat?

He immediately said in English, "Don't go, I just want to talk." ”

Tang Zhenglong was about to laugh stupidly here.

"What are you laughing at?" Ibu asked.

"I'm telling you, you promise not to betray me?"

"I promise."

Tang Zhenglong said 1510, and Yibu also laughed.

"Hahaha."

At this moment, the old horse was slapped in the face.

"I hate scumbags the most, scumbags, fuck off, and you're still so fat."

Ibu Khan, "Don, are you a little excessive?" ”

Tang Zhenglong couldn't bear it anymore, looking at the lonely back of the old horse, how can he say that he was also a generation of football kings back then.

The old horse left the house and let the raging sea breeze blow on his face.

"Woo woo, I'm going back to Argentina, I love my country."

"Woooooooooooooo

At this time, Tang Zhenglong put his hand on the old horse's shoulder.

"Don't cry, Diego, I'll help you get rid of the girl over there this time, how about it?"

"No need, I'll go back to Argentina tomorrow, the women here are idiots, if I talk to the women here again, I won't be Diego Maradona."

Suddenly, the girl's screams were heard in the darkness.

"Diego."

"Is it really you, Diego?"

"Who?"

A beautiful girl comes out of the darkness.

"You know me?"

"Of course, you're Diego Maradona, the world champion."

Maradona Khan died, didn't it say that it was 50 years behind here?

"I like you the most."

The old horse immediately changed his smile, and what he said just now should be regarded as a P.

"I think you're very small, why do you like me?"

"Because my mom is Tahiti, but my dad is Argentine."

"Hahaha, no wonder."

Lao Ma gave Tang Zhenglong a look, as if he was saying, you can get out.

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy in his heart, Lao Tzu came out to comfort you a dead fat man, now that you have a sister, you will immediately turn your face and deny people.

Tang Zhenglong didn't leave, "Your father is Argentine, so how did he come back to Tahiti?" ”

"It's because of travel."

"Do you know the Tahitian Ball King? is a Chinese. ”

Lao Ma was furious, he finally met a girl who liked him, and you Tang Zhenglong also intervened!!

"I tell you, the Chinese are very bad, you have to stay away from the Chinese."

The girl was stunned.

"But I really like Chinese, and many Chinese come to Tahiti every year."

"Have you ever heard of a little Chinese villain named Tang Zhenglong?" The old horse said proudly.

"I don't know." The girl laughed.

This time it was Tang Zhenglong's turn to be embarrassed.

"Diego, I originally wanted to give it to you, but since you don't know how to lift, I'll grab it from you." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

"Girl, do you know Chinese? We can speak Chinese. ”

"Haha, great, I really like to speak Chinese, many people learn Chinese now, and many people tattoo Chinese characters on their bodies."

This is true, it is now popular in the West to tattoo Chinese characters on the body, and even many football stars do the same.

"I think you're so beautiful, it's better to tattoo the word "Lan" on your body. ”

"Why?"

"Because the orchid is a symbol of elegance in China."

"Haha, I'll think about it."

The old horse on the side was completely stupid, and it was Chinese!!!! again

"Believe it or not, I went back to learn Chinese well in order to pick up girls."

Lao Ma gave Tang Zhenglong a look and said in Spanish: "Come and talk." ”

"What?"

"Don, I was wrong just now, let me do this."

"Then you say, Tang Zhenglong is the world football king."

“……”

"Don't be shameless!"

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Don't say it, right?" Hehe, this is also mine, I took her to my room to talk about art and life. ”

Lao Ma has a black face, he and Pele have been fighting for the king of the ball for decades, that is not an inch, and now let him call Tang Zhenglong the king of the ball, he is very entangled in his heart.

"Well, you're the king of the world."

"Hahaha, Diego, this girl is for you."