"Flight attendant, let me tell you first, this is a person, and I refuse to check it in."

The old horse was mad.

"Tang Zhenglong, you dare to say it again!!"

The four or five flight attendants were all happy, of course they knew Lao Ma and Tang Zhenglong, both football superstars.

"Don, I didn't expect you to be so humorous."

The old horse was stunned, humorous? Do you have any misconceptions about humor?

"This is a person, how can we consign."

Tang Zhenglong laughed, "I'm afraid that you will say that he is overweight and is not allowed to get on the plane." ”

Burst.

Hahaha.

Lao Ma smiled: "Tang Zhenglong, no matter how sarcastic you sarcastically mock me, I will go to Tahiti with you." ”

Tang Zhenglong Khan died, the old horse is really shameless, he has to follow.

Coming to Tahiti, Ibu went to the airport to pick up Tang Zhenglong.

"Why do you still have Diego with you?"

Tang Zhenglong looked embarrassed, "This is a person, I originally thought that he might have had a heart attack on the road, so that's good, but I didn't expect him to die." ”

“……”

The old horse patted Eevee, "Zlatan, long time no see." ”

“……”

Eevee has an ominous premonition, will the old horse ruin his peach blossom luck?

*****

Tahiti.

An island nation in the Pacific Ocean, known as a place of paradise on earth.

Sand, sun, surf.

Tang Zhenglong and the three sunbathed on the beach.

"Cool."

Take a sip of a cold beer and look at the beautifully dressed beauties on the beach.

"Zlatan, you've found a good place this time."

"Hahaha."

Lao Ma smiled and said: "Zlatan, you have been in Tahiti longer than us, to be honest, have you succeeded?" ”

"Hahaha."

Ibu Khan.

"I'm not that lewd."

"Cut."

Lao Ma pointed to the beautiful woman on the beach, "Do you believe me or not, there will be women upside down immediately." ”

Ibrahim expressed disdain, "Diego, you are 20 years younger, I believe this, but now? ”

"Huh."

"What's going on now? Know my nickname in Argentina? ”

"Cut! This is not Argentina, do you know how popular I am in Sweden? I went out on the street, and immediately there were women who shouted for me like crazy. ”

Tang Zhenglong Khan, "You two are not bored, running to Tahiti to brag?" ”

“……”

Tang Zhenglong pointed to the surfer.

"The girls here only like the handsome guys who can surf."

The old horse is called an envy, and the surfing looks so handsome.

Tang Zhenglong stood up, "I'll go surfing now." ”

"Are you okay with your legs?"

"It's okay."

In fact, after an athlete is injured, it doesn't hurt very quickly, but if you want to play, it takes quite a long time.

Tang Zhenglong trotted over and found the surf instructor, Tahiti is a place with perfect tourist services, diving instructors, surf instructors, and lifeguards are fully equipped.

Tang Zhenglong learned a few times and began to practice at the beach.

Someone recognized Tang Zhenglong.

"Little Dragon Dragon is so good."

"I surfed for the first time today."

"It's so strong the first time!"

The two of them are so jealous here, it's like eating a sour lemon.

"Hmph, I did when I was younger, but not anymore." The old horse was not convinced.

"Zlatan, why don't you go surfing?"

Ibu actually went to try it a week ago, and I wanted to be handsome, but I didn't expect to be slapped by the waves, and I drank some seawater, and now I don't dare.

"I'm naturally handsome, and I don't need to prove myself by surfing."

"Cut."

The girls on Tang Zhenglong's side are getting together more and more, and the two of them are getting more and more sour in their hearts.

"Bless the sudden arrival of a huge wave now, and Tang Zhenglong was patted." Maradona laughed.

"That's what I thought too."

said that it was too late and that it was fast, there was really a relatively big wave, Tang Zhenglong was a beginner, he couldn't hide, and he was photographed at once.

"Danger, little dragon."

The waves receded, and Tang Zhenglong lay on the beach.

"Hurry up and save people."

"Little Longlong, wake up."

"Little Dragon Dragon!!"

Tang Zhenglong was originally trying to alleviate the embarrassment, and was about to "live" over, only listening to the gossip of these beauties.

"I'll look at artificial respiration."

"I'll come."

“……”

The first beauty artificial respiration.

Tang Zhenglong pretended to be dead and remained motionless, and the second beauty followed by artificial respiration.

"Little Dragon Dragon."

Tang Zhenglong still didn't move.

The third.

The fourth.

Here, Maradona and Ibrahimovic were stunned.

"Tang Zhenglong, this shameless bastard."

"Let's go and demolish him."

The seventh.

The eighth.

The old horse pushed through the crowd.

"Girls, your lung capacity is relatively small, let's do it, I'll top you 10 by one."

Tang Zhenglong squinted, "Nima! If this is kissed by Maradona, it will be at least a year of bad luck. ”

But if you wake up right now, you'll be in a goof.

"What can I do?"

Seeing the old horse's fat lips slowly approaching.

At this time, Eevee patted the old horse, "Come here." ”

"What?"

"Diego, I think so, it's no good for us to demolish Tang Zhenglong, this bastard, why don't we save him, and then let him take those girls to our villa for a party, what do you say?"

The old horse smiled, "You're still smart." ”

Ibu and Lao Ma pushed through the crowd, "It's too hot here, let's carry him back." ”

"You take care of the little dragon dragon."

"Don't worry, beauty."

Back to the rented villa.

The old horse kicked Tang Zhenglong, "Don't pretend to be dead." ”

Tang Zhenglong slowly woke up, "Who am I?" Where is this? ”

Eevee smiled: "Don, if you pretend again, we will really give you artificial respiration." ”

“……”

Lao Ma patted Tang Zhenglong, "I saved you this time, how can you repay me?" ”

“……”

"I don't understand what you're talking about."

"Hehe, don't play stupid."

Tang Zhenglong also knew that he couldn't pretend anymore.

"And what do you want?"

"Those girls just now, we want you to invite them to our villa for a party."

Tang Zhenglong looked embarrassed, "Isn't this okay?" People are also good people, I can't pit them. ”

The old horse was furious, "Am I a bad person!" ”

Yibu smiled: "Tang Zhenglong, I have recorded it, do you want me to tell them that you tricked them into artificial respiration?" ”

“……”

The old horse laughed, "I promise they will kill you with a surfboard." ”

“……”

"Okay, I'll try, but I want to make it clear that you can't force them to do anything."

The old horse rolled his eyes, "Are you an idiot?" Would I do that kind of thing? I've beaten journalists, I've beaten my teammates, but I've never hit women. ”

"Okay, I'll go ask them out."

After Tang Zhenglong left, Lao Ma suddenly felt that he didn't feel good in his heart.

"Zlatan, I'm uncomfortable."

"What are you uncomfortable with?"

"I'm the Argentine football king, and now I'm so reduced to relying on Tang Zhenglong to pick up girls?"

Ibu smiled, "Diego, pickling girls are the same as scoring goals, the most important thing is to be able to get in, as for the process of scoring goals, it doesn't really matter, haven't you also scored goals with your hands?" ”