Chapter 938: Tang Zhenglong is the son of a witch
"Referee, I blocked the near corner of the goal, I swear!!"
"The ball must have come in from the net."
The net is broken?
This kind of thing has actually happened, and more than once, but it was in some of the lower leagues.
The referee also sweated to death.
If it really is the net that breaks, it will be a scandal.
The referee doubled the net and found it fine.
"The net is not broken, you can see for yourself."
De Gea looked.
"Impossible!!"
Tang Zhenglong smiled: "The net is broken? I think you're in the water. β
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No one at the scene knew what was going on, but the commentary was okay, and he could watch it slowly.
The picture advances frame by frame.
"The ball went in close to the post."
'It's definitely the best goal of the season in La Liga, it's amazing, it's a real zero angle.'
Many people say that Basten's shot in the European Cup is from a zero angle, but it is not, that still has a certain angle, but the broadcast technology at that time was average.
But Tang Zhenglong's shot was completely recorded this time, and it was indeed a zero-angle goal.
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"Don, that's amazing."
"Don, admit it, you must be the son of a witch, you know some kind of magic."
"you, I got god-level footwork by practicing hard."
Burst.
The teammates touched Tang Zhenglong, hoping to get some good luck.
Marcelo smiled, "Don, I want to get your good luck." β
"Really? It's easy, you crouch behind me, I'll put one for you, and you suck it all. β
Burst.
Hahahaha.
Teammates laughed.
Marcelo had a black face, "Bastard!!" β
At this time, Alonso said: "This is actually simple, we will pass the ball to the bottom line, Tang Zhenglong's footwork is so good, we will soon be able to overtake." β
Tang Zhenglong Khan died, this skill is only once a ball, you think it was picked up for nothing.
"Hehe, you stupid, will the other party give me another chance to shoot?"
"That?"
Tang Zhenglong pointed at Ronaldo.
"Next, I'm a pretense to let Cristiano stand up, and Real Madrid's second brother can't get a white-collar salary."
"You're only a white-collar salary!!"
"Hahaha."
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Real Madrid scored, 1 to 2, Atletico Madrid was bitter, the main reason was that the way of conceding the ball was too strange, Tang Zhenglong was basically unreasonable, how to defend this?
Tang Zhenglong continued to suppress Atletico on the right side, and the pass was still desperately urged to the bottom line.
Now the bottom line is no longer the bottom line in the eyes of Atletico Madrid players, but a talisman.
Felipe pressed Tang Zhenglong on the left and never gave him a chance to shoot, not even if he got the ball from the bottom line.
Tang Zhenglong pointed to his head.
Felipe wondered.
"You're so short, why are you pointing at your own head?"
"You're short."
A teammate passes a high ball to Tang Zhenglong.
Atletico Madrid can't understand it even more, if the success rate of zero-angle shots is 1%, then the probability of scoring a goal with a zero-angle header is 1 in 10,000.
Could it be that Tang Zhenglong is so arrogant that he is ready to hang De Gea with a zero-angle header?
The ball flew over.
Tang Zhenglong jumped.
Felipe stopped jumping, "You come, I'll let." β
Tang Zhenglong's dragon ball.
All eyes were on the ball.
The main Tang Zhenglong's goal just now was so beautiful, and now everyone's appetite is hanging, and they want to see more god-level goals.
The ball arcs and flies to the back point.
The ball landed not on the goal, but on Ronaldo.
Show oneβs true colors in the end.
At this time, the Atletico players discovered that Tang Zhenglong was not shooting, but passing.
"Nima!! What about the discord between Ronaldo and Tang Zhenglong? Why is it so accurate? β
Header from close range, Ronaldo's success rate is almost 100%, there is no suspense, the ball goes into the near corner.
GOOOOOOOOALγ
Atletico Madrid fans were dumbfounded, a 2-0 lead can be chased to 2-2, what kind of strange plot is this?
On the field, the Atletico Madrid players were about to collapse, and they all blamed Tang Zhenglong, he was not reasonable at all.
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"Boss, you give me a way, how do we defend Tang Zhenglong?"
Flores is also in a dilemma, neither is it to defend, and it is not good not to defend, what should I do?
Tang Zhenglong's side must carry out the installation of X to the end.
He shoots on the wing.
"Shooting from zero angles is like playing with me."
"Master, you are really good at acting, if the other party knows that you can only be majestic once a ball, wouldn't it be interesting?"
"Huh!!"
Flores clapped his hands.
"Boss, is there a way?"
"Nope."
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At this time, Aguero spoke, "Is it that the opponent will shoot from zero angle?" β
"What do you mean?"
"Me too."
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In fact, Aguero won't, but he doesn't want to lose to Tang Zhenglong, whether it's love or the court.
There was no other way for Flores.
"Well, you guys also pass the ball to Kun and let him shoot near the baseline, maybe there will be a surprise."
Flores patted Aguero, "It's up to you." β
"Don't worry!"
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I often stand by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet.
Real Madrid's attack came and went, and the ball would go wrong and the ball went to Atletico's side.
Thiago looked up and decisively passed the ball to Aguero, which was basically a copy of Ronaldo's pass to Tang Zhenglong just now.
The ball is so the bottom line that it is impossible for the defender to touch the ball.
The commentary was stunned.
"Could it be that Atletico Madrid also has zero angles? Now the zero angle is so worthless? β
90% of the goals have been imitated, and it was just one step away from Sergio Aguero's goal.
"Look at my kick."
"What Tang Zhenglong is, so will I."
Sergio Aguero volleys the ball.
And then......
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Hahahaha.
The Bernabeu burst into laughter, and those who didn't know thought they had watched Uncle Benshan's sketch.
Mourinho laughed so much that he flipped off the box.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death."
Flores rushed over, "Bastard, is that funny?" β
Mu Shuai got up, "You tell the truth, is it funny?" β
Flores was holding back, but he wanted to laugh too.
Sergio Aguero kicked straight out of the touchline.
That's right, not the bottom line, but the left sideline.
Aguero covered his face, trying to find a crack in the ground to get into.
The OS in his mind was, "Giannina, you don't look down on me because of this, do you?" Woooooooo β
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The game came to the final stage, 2-2, and it seemed to be a draw.
Jose Mourinho can also accept a draw, after all, Atletico Madrid are also a La Liga powerhouse.
It was at this point that Real Madrid won a corner.
Tang Zhenglong and his teammates muttered for a while.
"Don, you go and take the punishment, we'll watch."
"Okay, watch me shoot, I love to shoot at zero angles now, my feet feel hot."
Everyone speaks Spanish, and Atletico understands it, which makes them angry.
Zero-angle shot from a corner? We were also informed in advance that there was no one in sight to this extent!!
Tang Zhenglong took the ball and ran to the corner flag area.